Remember when we went to Germany? You pay-per-viewed a video in your room? They didn't list the titles...

>Remember when we went to Germany? You pay-per-viewed a video in your room? They didn't list the titles, but I could tell by the price, it was an adult film at the front desk and you didn't know how I knew?
What film made Peter's peter "tingle"?

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You made this thread just for that pun, didn't you.

Backdoor Sluts 9.

SpiderBabe

peter jerked it to some softcore nonsense that actually had a plot, some bare tits, bad music, and simulated penetration under a blanket
no penises, vaginas, or anuses were in that movie
there was however a cigarette smoking nun and a woman in all leather drinking from two beer steins simultaneously

>i knew you masturbated in your private hotel room
thats kind of a shitty thing for an adult to bring up to a teenager

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Peter is the one who ordered porn.

Pretty sure Spiderman is into cuckholding

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All German porn involves eating poo so yeah, one of those.

MCU Peter is so infantilized I wouldn't be surprised if he rented an old Emmanuelle movie thinking it was actually educational about Europe.

Spider-man isn't you user

>MCU Peter is so infantilized
Well, you're the expert.

What an odd thing to get defensive about.

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Considering his taste in love interests; something interracial

do you think Happy sneaks into Peter's room for some spider-bussy after having his full of Aunt May?

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Peter was literally saying he wasn't real, Happy was kind of forced on the issue.

Interracial+White Male+Black Female

>fucks even that up and gets Emanuelle in America
>sits, shocked, through bestiality and simulated rape-torture-snuff

Carol Danvers giantess vore

Round&Brown

This scene completely shattered my suspension of disbelief. A boy being bitten by a radioactive spider, giving him superhuman powers, develops bracers that spray webs, getting a high-tech suit with an advanced AI built into it, aliens, time travel, multiverse, that's all fine.

But someone BUYING pay-per-view porn in the current year? That's too big of a stretch.

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He was curious how the production values compared to the free online stuff, and he wasn't the one footing the hotel bill so it was the perfect time to find out.

It's like the opening race scene in the Ready Player One film where apparently absolutely NO ONE before the protag thought to just fucking hit reverse on their car to get to the first easter egg. I don't think Spielberg understands there are groups of autists dedicated enough to go out of their way to break a game.

Well, the point was that the Game world's self was literally your real world wallet.

So if you killed yourself you basically bricked your bank account due to how much the game world's economy was tied to your character.
If your Skyrim character's Gold was actually your 401k account and you lost it if he died, would you go jump off a cliff?

he's a poorfag on a paid trip by Tony Stark.

Damn, ya got me there. In that case yeah it makes sense. I still don't doubt such people would exist in a place like that, people are fucking crazy.

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>Spielberg
Shitty movie was based on a shitty book. It's not his fault.

The race scene wasn't in the book

Yeah, the initial key was supposed to be "Easy" to find in that it was on the starter island where random newbs with zero money started out.

So the idea was that people with nothing to lose would do crazy shit because they had no money to lose and find it. Which makes it weird that no one had found it yet since its in a place designed so that people might mess around with shit and find it.

Die mit dem roten Halsband

One of the few instances where I forgot to read the tags. Blindsided me completely.
Although the artwork is pretty good. (which I find is often the case with NTR shit)
It might still work if you stick to one side or the other and don't read it as one piece.

Have they explained why there is a stark industries without Tony? Wouldn't they be burning the place down with Tony dead and most of the real avengers completely abscent?

pepper runs the company i think, i think she's been running it pretty much the whole time
or maybe not idk

I take it you don't have an uncle then

those are from Denmark actualy

Nice

Peter's not depraved enough for that

>NTR kino
ftfy

Pepper has basically ran the company since Iron 2, and even before that she was handling all the mundane boss stuff.
This was also the case in the comics when Tony fell off the wagon

You're WAY too obsessed with spamming this cuckshit.

Not the same person you dimwit

Guessing from his girlfriends? Ghetto Gaggers.

The Triumph of the Will

Fuck You!

based and big dick pilled

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which of those girls has the big dick?