Hi Mort Weisinger here

Hi Mort Weisinger here
pitch me your superman story but it can't be about superman punching some super villain and has to be 8-12 pages

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Superman starts crying and he doesn't know why.

superman makes meatloaf for the citizens of metropolis

He kicks the guy instead.

>Mort Weisinger
I hear that guy was a legendary jerk

A day of the life of Clark Kent, doing his taxes, go shopping ect

Superman fucks my wife

Superman has to deal with the deal with the death of Krypto and cope with the loss of a pet and friend.

i said "gimme a pitch'
not "act like a bitch"
you're fired

Superman fucks YOUR wife

you got moxie kid
you're hired

Superman must face the Ring Master and fly through a series of rings in the city. If Superman misses a couple rings, Luthor wins

Superman ponders on how Kryptonite got to earth given the sheer distance involved since it would be going sub-luminal.

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Clark Kent must pretend to be a hostage in a bank robbery.

The hostage takers are trying to lure Superman out and pull out Kryptonite they were going to use on him and show on the hijacked channel. Clark shows pain to being exposed to it on screen

wait, aren't you dead?

Everything Superman touches turns to wood
..I dont know what the stupid Silver Age reason for it is though. Maybe Swan can wing it the end?

He goes to a barber shop to get landscaped

Red Kryptonian.

While he’s in wood mode, he outwits gangsters by throwing trees with superhuman precision from orbit as a take on that Superman story where he can’t go above water.

Superman has decided to transition to a female. Read the story inside to find out why?

Black Siren gives Superman a Blowjob.

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Superman's antics kills a school bus full of kids.
Like we actually see dead kids and blood and shit among a wreckage of a school bus
He realizes all the lives he's cost fighting people who are literally only after him
He gives up being superman only to realize he's a needed evil because without him who'll fight away the baddies, and that sometimes good guys kill doing good things.
Afterwards every paycheck clark kent gets is donated to a the "superman foundation" for helping people displaced by superman.

Jimmy Olsen: Superman! why are you joining this Antifa protest!?

Superman: I'm sorry, but if I don't eat all these Blue Pills... I'LL DIE!

Clark Kent finally manages a date with Lois, but red Kryptonite turns him bald. Superman's must scourge the earth to treat his baldness, so that Lois won't have to see him this way.

THE RAINBOW-KRYPTONITE-APE!
Actually chimp in Superman's lab who accidentally triggered and exposed to an experimental kryptonite synthesis beam, gaining the powers of all forms of kryptonite (and also super intelligence)!

Superman defeats him by tricking the ape into the Phantom Zone or some shit...

>"Superman Smashes Richard Spencer"
I'd buy it.

GAY APE
Superman defeats him by showing him gay suicide rate statistics

>Superman comes his senses
>Some Antifa scum brains him with a Kryptonite bikelock

>implying it wouldnt be a milkshake with kryptonite mixed in

WHAT THE FUCK!?! THREE SUPERMEN!?!

Two of them just don't seem to realize what the big deal is.
Turns out the two fake Supermen are actually shape-shifting aliens on the run from an evil dictator. From space they bio-scanned a random person on the planet they were going to hide out on in order to fit in better. But the example of the dominant life-form they chose was Clark Kent. OOPS
Superman scares away the evil alien emperor by making him think that all life on Earth is Superpeople.

Jon gets hurt bad saving a bunch of people, Clark and Lois have a talk about how dangerous what they do is, Lois reaffirms ti Clark just how important them both being heroes is despite what happened, and as a kid who recognized Jon when it happened comes to thank him at their house, Clark realizes just how proud he is of Jon

Lois: That's the biggest Black Pill of all! Clark, you silly hayseed...

After a routine space mission, Clark's apartment is infested with cosmic bed bugs. Can he clear them out in time before Lois shows up for dinner?

Superman becomes God of Love and rules over the Star Sapphires.

Hal Jordan goes to Lois Lane to make her a Green Lantern and take down Pink Superman.

The day is saved by Jimmy Olsen sending the Star Sapphires to the phantom zone inside Beppo the Supermonkey.

Lex Luthor challenges Superman to a basketball game and laces the hoop with Kryptonite, so when Superman slam dunks he’ll die.

Superman knows but he’s honor bound to slam dunk

The day is saved when Lois Lane, wearing blackface, slam dunks and breaks the hoops

Perry White eats Gold Kryptonite and gains Super Powers and Superman has to give him a super-operation while wearing a Kryptonite-proof suit.

done to death

Superman has a clone who may be the original superman and Clark may be the clone but no one is sure. Also Lois is pregnant