How did she lost her hand?

How did she lost her hand?
Wrong answers only

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Jilled herself too hard.

cage fight with an alligator

Born with it. Her and Filbert's daughter was born with a hook hand

She was born with hook hands, the yellow one is a prosthetic. She gave that hook hand to a fisherman. He caught so many tuna.

The producers wanted a strong female role model with a hook.

Sometimes you just feel like replacing your hand with a hook ya know?

She was studying to be a gynecologist till she started dabbling in dentistry with her roommate.

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Fingers weren't enough

She wanted to be a stand-up comedian with a memorable tagline. Every time she hit the punchline, she'd go "Hook, line, and sinker baby!". Her jig only lasted a week, and she was left with regret over her lost hand.

It just fell off one day.

She stuck her hand up Filbert's anus and lost it.

Hi-5 competition gone wrong

She was not born with it to a woman who also doesn't have a genetic metalic hook claw.

she held my hand

....we weren't a match

She did what she had to do to get ahead in her family, and if that means replacing her arm with an aerodynamic mechanical blade, so be it!

bitten off by a snapping turtle, giving her a lifelong fetish.

i asked this same question to Murray once at a con.

he said it's stuck up filberts ass and then he threw a half empty 40 of Steel Reserve at me.

Was a Jill sandwich made?

her previous turtle boyfriend.

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So a 20 of Steel Reserve?

Underrated, Carlos.

She crashed into a tree

That wasn't a joke, it's what actually happened.

Catastrophic toilet paper malfunction. She's lucky to be alive.

It's also a joke. The creators went with it because they thought it was funny given the setup.

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Thats a pretty clean cut for a punch.

He channeled his ki to minimize tearing and to instantly cauterize the wound.
no that's bullshit

She fisted an alligator in the mouth.

She didn't. She knows exactly where it is.

She gave away her hand in marriage. After the divorce, she learned to be less literal.