Alright Yea Forums, what's your plan to fix current DC and/or Marvel? You can remove SJW's and related, but the company will only last for 2 years.
Alright Yea Forums, what's your plan to fix current DC and/or Marvel? You can remove SJW's and related...
Comic DC is fine to me, at least fine compared to comic marvel
>but the company will only last for 2 years.
that should be enough time to retail all the best marvel and dc stories with new an improved art, improved fight and overall more plot consistency.
That's at least what I would do. Retail the marvel universe from the point of view of Peter Parker. First issue is him reading captain america comics thinking about what the world would be if heroes came back, form there he runs into other heroes as the start out, etc
Just 2 books each, one written by Bendis with art from Greg Land and the other by Kate Leth with Mikel Janin
Batman has been so emasculated that even he can't manage to break 100k sales anymore. What King has managed to do is honestly impressive. Only what Disney did with Star Wars comes close in fucking up a golden goose
yeah try connecting all the best stories from several different comic ips and retail them like a manga. with each story being another arc
After King leaves and Bendis takes over, the next guy is going to be on retcon duty
Redo DC comics like manga collections
Action Comics will be AC, Superman, Supergirl, and whatever else
Detective Comics will be DC, Batman, Nightwing, RHATO, etc
Sensational Comics gets relauched with a collection of WW and some other female book
JL contains JL, JLD, JLO , JLA, JLI, JLC, whatever JL+letter
And finally a collection of random comics up and comers in a general DC Jump
Stop making Floppies and switch to a webcomic subscription format like that one manga site.
Free version will have a limited library of old comics and will be 2-3 issues/months behind the current stuff
Also nothing wrong with being Muslim
Batman is the new Wonder Woman. Whenever a new writer is hired for the book, they will retcon the previous run.
Liberals get sacked.
Workers democratically self-manage the workplace.
But there's a strictly enforced 40 words per page maximum.
>Liberals =\= SJWs
but the Catwoman will always be ruined. her old sexy, teasing personality and outfit will never come back giving me just another reason to no longer care about comics
pretty much. every single democratic presidential candidate considers borders racists, gender a social construct and the world controlled by a evil white male patriarchy which keeps women and black down despite billions in government funded support groups and by law required diversity quotas just for them.
>But there's a strictly enforced 40 words per page maximum
Guys like Snyder need this enforced
That is correct.
>You can remove SJW's and related
That's not really a problem for current Marvel, they've actually improved from the ANAD days.
For either case, what I would do is slowly start phasing out the previous format and instead move to two big changes:
Floppies are dead, and individual issues as they come out will be released online as part of a paid subscriber service, with comics becoming free to read even to non-subscribers after 1 year since they came out. Quarterly, big compilations of a given run will be folded together into a book that can be ordered either directly from the publisher, or bought off the rack in book stores, comic shops and the like. This distribution model keeps the cost of producing ongoing comics down (removing the physical cost of publishing floppies from the equation) while netting a profit from subscriptions to keep the lights on and then selling physical media to dedicated fans and non-subscriber casuals alike.
Thats distribution. On the content side of things, I would phase out the convoluted continuity and use the multiversal concepts present in cape comics already to shatter existing universes into smaller, more self contained universes.
For example, in Marvel I would split the X-Men off into an entirely different universe from the Avengers. They can cross over from time to time, but by default they are no longer set in the same world. This keeps continuities more self contained and easier to trace, and also means that different worlds can progress their stories in significant ways without fucking the setting up for everyone else.
Writers would be encouraged to use this newfound freedom to actually progress stories and keep them progressed. From now on, we will not be resetting the universe to set a character back to zero. Characters can and should be allowed to reach and natural conclusion to their stories, die or retire, and then STAY DEAD OR RETIRED instead of being brought back by the whims of editorial. Instead of doubling down on the same handful of franchises that were popular 30+ years ago, make new characters.
>Marvel
Fire all the sjws. Tell guards to shoot them if they are close to the building.
Moore, Gaiman, Morrison. THis is your home. Feel free to come and write wonderful stories with our characters. Do whatever you want with them. Oh, and could you solve the OMD mess, please?
Real continuity. Characters will grow old and die. And they won't appear in more than 2 series.
You bash on other publishers, I fire your ass for giving Marvel a bad PR. Besides, what kind of idiot insults future or former employers?
No more decompressed narrative.
No more Ultimate universe.
90s characters: kill them off. Fuck Cable, Deadpool and all that shit.
No manga influence. Let's keep comics pure and clean from inferior beings.
Creative Commons licenses for all Marvel products.
Epic Illustrated v2. European and Latin American stories.
Spanish translations of books. It's the second language of the US!
Republish pre-1990 material and let 90s books rot in the cellar.
Punisher out of 616 universe.
Give Moon Knight a decent writer, for Jack's sake.
Don't charge more than 2 $ per issue.
More translations of foreign material (yes, including manga)
A Vertigo-like collection.
Fuck crossovers and events.
Less splash pages. We are telling a story, you know.
Aunt may dies forever.
Iron man: he fell into a puddle and got rust. Killed off or a B-list again.
Writers and artists keep the copyright every time they create a new character.
Characters can smoke or take drugs if necessary or cool.
Put the ads at the end of the story. No more interruptions.
>outfit
her outfit is still skin tight spandex, but the rest well, she's in a rough place, all Bat characters are
>two years? fuck that i can kill it in 2 months
>Oh, and could you solve the OMD mess, please?
Spencer is already working on that.
>Spencer
Fired.
You posted this before and it's just as bad as before
my pleasure user
It's so bad, one of the big two are tracking him down to hire him
>not wanting Marvel dead
> Reboot some stuff in Hong-Kong to tap the Chinese market. Pretty sure Batman still works as a 90s style hard-boiled detective story.
>Make some anthology mag like 2000AD for the stuff I'm not sure about and the authors I don't know that well.
> Plagiarize Eurocomics every now and then to appeal to boomers who're getting too old for capeshit
>Sell another franchise to Sony, use the money to start my own damn printing company
>Card Games, board games, the kind of shit local comic stores can use to lure nerds back in.
>Divide my self in 3 entities : capeshit division, euro/anime plagiarism division and the other one. Probably pay less taxes
>Better digital collections and subscription services.
>Destroy the Diamond monopoly and make comics avaliable in more places, like the supermarket.
>More anthology books to allow for a variety of creative titles that would be less popular.
>Have a central universe with a stronger editorial for better continuity and events.
>Have elseworld comics for a variety of stories.
>Focus far less on character derivatives, do we need a Gwen-[insert x here], and far more on creating new characters.
>Have fewer titles and make the universes feel less cluttered.
>Give different superhero comics different genres. More sci-fi, crime, horror, etc.
>Don't keep swapping writers/artists at a moments notice.
>Produce larger paged floppies so it feels more like a magazine.
>Better quality trades/omnibuses with extras.
the zipper part got removed so that artist are no longer able to draw her with cleavage. just more feminist caused censorship.
also her breast magically shrunk as well
>peter parker and hulk both cry about masculinity
>every male character gets written as an emasculated cuck who lets women order him around
>all women are still drawn ugly on purpose and not allowed to wear revealing outfits while male character have to strip down at least once every issue
>whenever a women interacts with a men the men is always portrayed as in the wrong or inferior
Why would somebody lie on the internet?
>>peter parker and hulk both cry about masculinity
So you didn't read that Spider-Man issue or the Hulk one.
>>every male character gets written as an emasculated cuck who lets women order him around
Not really.
>>all women are still drawn ugly on purpose and not allowed to wear revealing outfits while male character have to strip down at least once every issue
Oh it's you. Go fuck yourself.