How do we stop Paw Patrol?

How do we stop Paw Patrol?

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Don't. Just accept that a Canadian show has dominated your children's lives.

Since when is Minecraft a show??

Paw Patrol rules. The real threat is whatever the fuck has gotten into 12-16 year olds.

Peppa Pig holding it down, boys.

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8-11 confirmed for shit taste

>Minecraft
What?

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>How do we stop a show targeted at preschoolers
Your suffering would end if you'd just kill yourself. You should be able to just ignore that shit to function as a person.

Some SVOD services partner with let's players to make "shows" of their let's plays. They apparently do well.

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Did you forget Netflix exists and used to give everything and everyone its own show before everyone started pulling content for their own streaming services and sent them into a financial death spiral?

Kids watch utter trash
Now I get why TV execs don't give a shit about quality when stuff like PJ Masks and Paw Patrol is the #1 and #2 shows for kids 0-7.

And the CGI Chipmunks at #4? Really? And fucking BOSS BABY?

Shit sells.

If you're looking for quality cartoons, quit looking in the 0-7 age demographic. The writers are too busy squeezing in vocabulary building and shape recognition to put much effort into the rest of the content.

weaponize the furry community

>12 to 16
>full and fuller house
>riverdale
>big bang theory
Fucking hell so this is the shit they give to teens.

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Riverdale is actually watchable though.

Stop it from doing what?

Is there a show that ruined television more than Fuller House?

this. it's pure shit, but there's never a dull moment.

Have you ever watched paw patrol? Its actually pretty good

Why do teens enjoy Full House so much? What the hell? That stuff was lame when I was a kid, in the 90s.

why american kids dont watch anime like any normal person on earth

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>full house
how and why? Is it required watching for the reboot? How did degrassi not make the list?

Degrassi has been off TV for nearly 5 years now. The Netflix version only lasted two years too.

>kids like a kids show
>this is surprising, somehow

>Full House
who the fuck airs Full House in 2019? who the fuck watches Full House in 2019?

With euthanasia. Put those puppers to sleep.

TIL there is a Boss Baby show.

The don't show anime on American daytime TV unless it's Pokemon.

No anime is on daytime TV. No cartoons are really. Cartoons don't exist on basic tv anymore and anime is all on Disney XD and Toonami.

>still watching cartoons on television

Just get yourself a hard drive and download all the stuff you like to watch. It's 2019. Cut that cord already.

>Teens in the 90s: Full House is sappy shit for faggots
>Today's teens: Omg I love Full House, it's such a nice, wholesome, picture book show to distract from my depression

Where did we go wrong?

remember when there was animated shows ideally made for 12-16 (but mainly for 6-16) like 6teen, O'Grady and Braceface?
Pepperidge Farm remembers

I like the one Parrot Analytics did better.

fatherly.com/play/tv/most-popular-kids-shows/

>10. Family Guy
>9. South Park
>8. The Simpsons
>7. PAW Patrol
>6. My Hero Academia
>5. One Punch Man
>4. Dragon Ball Super
>3. Steven Universe
>2. Rick and Morty
>1. SpongeBob SquarePants

kids do