*Ruins and makes 95% of Spider-Man of Spidermans stories impossible to use*

Too bad, I've already had sex with your mother. She's a well-renowned part of this scociety.

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Yeah, it sure makes them impossible to use.
I mean, how could we ever go back to oh fucking wait this is the third continuity this franchise has had in less than 20 years

How bout you just rub some cream on that ravaged asshole and let something new happen?

I'd fuck Ginger mom

t.

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What stories in specific were you looking forward to seeing that this ruins for you?

Surely you can name one, since this was such an upset for you.

HiTop is such a fucking pleb. Burton's Batman is the best

>W-WHO CARES IF THE PLOT REACHED A DEAD END A-ATLEAST ITS NOT A RAIMI MOVIE

Pathetic

>Marvel movies having lasting consequences

Kraven's Last Hunt

The biggest obstacle to Kraven Last Hunt in the MCU was never Peter's secret identity. Its that an adult Kraven running around in the spider-suit could never be mistaken for tiny Tom Holland Parker, they wouldn't have anything like the same build.

Because, unlike in comics, in the movies not everyone is the same copy-pasted 6ft athletic man with a square jaw only distinguishable as different people by their hair.

just make craven a twink too!
and a black transfemale.

I wouldn't be surprised if they made black cat trans

It was always Disney's intention to turn Spider-Man into Iron Boy when RDJ started asking for too much to keep being the face of the MCU. That's why they let Sony keep all the other Spider-People, they don't need them for Iron Boy stories.

Hey op its not ant man

We are getting Parker Industries whether we like it or not.

Fuck

Where did it all go so wrong?

You didn’t see the movie huh? Peter went out of his way to pass that torch to others and happy told him there will never be another tony stark/iron man. Why the fuck would they include parker industries?

they'll probably handwave it in the first 10 minutes and make it not a big deal and then make a joke. Like when Aunt May found out Peter was Spidey.

Here is my guess: the fact that the source reporting the story was an Alex-Jones expy means that while the information is out there, it won't be taken super seriously. Some shield resources can be used to downplay the story until it falls out of the 24hour news cycle and people mostly forget about it.

BUT we now have an excuse for why villians in the future are going to target Peter Parker whenever they want to strike at spider man, so they don't have to come up with a new coincidence every time.

His identity was already known way before FFH since vulture is still alive and knows he's Spider-Man

This

>MCU prospers because it got started with Marvel not having access to its own most popular characters, forcing them to push B, C, and D-list characters into the spotlight which makes them into A-listers and household names
>"great job Marlel now you can't just copy/paste comic stories and have to write new original plots; I'll bet you're feeling embarassed"

>implying continuity matters in the least in the MCU

Thor was just an alien with super tech in his first movie, no wait, nevermind now he's a God sort of.

Captan Marvel is the only one who can actually stop Thanos! Oh, she does nothing and someone else saves the world, nevermind.

Theres a crazy story about how notFury lost his eye! Oh, wait, no a cat just got him. Nevermind.

>caring about the MCU after IW
Absolutely your fault

Go to Yea Forums if you want to talk about movies

Ultimate Spiderman vs Kingpin storyline

Peter's identity being public ruins it completely

>they aren't going to do a 1:1 adaptation of 1 alternate universe storyline

Jesus wept

>Theres a crazy story about how notFury lost his eye!
Wrong. He just said that the last time he trusted somebody he lost an eye. It was purposefully vague and applies to this situation. I agree it was forced and not as good of a reason to lose and eye as it should have been but it doesn't contradict anything.

But ant-man is good