This... is disgusting

Now Soma will never graduate from Totsuki Academy.

but that's not ratatouille, that's confit biyaldi
This is ratatouille

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Its a food that commits the crime of smelling far better than it tastes.

>Spends entire life in the company of filth and other Rats
>Spent the past few days in a disgusting sewer
>"Better get a droplet of water on my hands though! Gotta be clean!"
I'm honestly surprised Remy made it this far in the first place

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One of the things the film was trying to address was the obvious problem of having rats working in a kitchen being a colossal health hazard. Making a point of showing that they did clean their hands before getting to work. Realistically that probably wouldn't solve it but the entire premise of the film hinges on you overlooking the health risk so at least they did what they could.

Didn't they all receive at least one restaurant dishwasher treatment?

It’s Paris, France user they’re used to the unwashed.

Is it bad that I've never really liked food all that much? I have taste, and preferences, but hardly an amazing emotional experience. People have dragged me to all sorts of different restaurants and I've never felt anything more intense than, "yeah pretty good, I guess."

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Easily the worst disney animated film in the last two decades. Yeah, it's disgusting

You're the lucky one, user. Loving food is more of a curse than a blessing.

You need a good chunk of imagination and self conditioning to have orgasmic sensations of pleasure out of food like in the movie.

People who get emotional over food are stunted lardasses. You're lucky.

T. Stunted lardass

Unless I eat medication I don't even feel hunger until I hit starvation levels. Sometimes I can get a "holy fuck this is good" feeling from something so incredibly simple as unpeeled potatoes with a bit of salt, though. It's odd.

No, that's ratatouille

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I gotta agree with this. Being addicted to the taste of sugar feels like a curse more than anything.

just wondering, how's your sense of smell?

That's what I was wondering about too.
Not to pry friend, but are you on any prescription medications?

>just wondering, how's your sense of smell?

Average, I guess. Never had noticeable smelling problems, but I don't think I'm super sensitive or anything.

>Not to pry friend, but are you on any prescription medications?

No.

Restaurants can be a ridiculous waste of money so its likely in your favour.

>Average, I guess. Never had noticeable smelling problems, but I don't think I'm super sensitive or anything.

To add to this, yeah I know smell and taste are correlated. I can smell the food fine, and it can smell good and can even make me salivate. I get hungry like anyone else, and am not underweight. I I think I just don't love food all the much.

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Donald Sutherland had comics? Huh.

Nah, you’re just like Emile, one of the best characters in the movie.

Far the most enjoyable food I've ever had was either because it brought back a nostalgic feeling (mom making lasagna for me even if it it self was nothing special) or it was something I made myself and placed a lot of effort in to it to make it exactly the way I like it
The best dishes I've ever had were never from any restaurant, but the ones I made myself. I suppose the reward for work mentally also helps.

What you need is real food. White people and american foods in general don't have great taste. There's no depth. They like the taste of the ingredient itself rather than the spice used to make it. You might argue for mexican food and etc but even those are very basic. What you need to try is those top 10 disgusting stinky foods. Find the food you hate before finding the food you love.

i have the opposite problem. My taste sense is too strong. It helps in cases, like i can have a great sensation by eating meat without any sorts of spices or other special flavors(and stuff like steak can be completely cooked and it still taste amazing), but it also means i can't eat/drink certain things, like carbonated liquids, because they taste like acid on my tongue.

So yeah, sometimes i do indeed have this amazing emotional experience. Of course it can also backfire, when something taste so bad(even though it is merely below average) i want to die.

>White people and american foods in general don't have great taste
I don't know about USAmerican food, but they sure do sweet candy over the top. Koreans like clean, crisp tatstes and there's nothing as gluggy as a Reese's Pieces Peanut butter cup in the whole country. So while they don't dig sweetness, they sure love chilli.

Not sure what you mean by real food. Here in Australia people eat food from literally everywhereand we have to travel to understand how narrow some people's cuisine is.

You can understand what a country tastes is like when you know the popular foods from that country. If you are from aussieland, you would understand that indon food > aussie marmite.

There's a "proper" way to make it, but it's usually something made at the end of the week using whatever vegetables you have left.

Be glad you weren't raised latino

>people eat food from literally everywhere
>tfw walking down to the kebab place that's staffed by bosnians or serbs to have a kebabpizza

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It looks like a Mad Magazine parody.

More or less, usually made with the leftover vegetables that haven’t been used yet. It’s not that bad really.
I’ll acknowledge if something tastes good, but I won’t go completely crazy and obsessed over it. That being said savory and slightly salty tastes are my favorite, with bitter being a close second but that is moreso with drinks. I still like to cook though, not Gordon Ramsay tier but making a meal for yourself and/or a few others that is good is a pretty nice experience. Not really difficult to do so either, just need the recipe, ingredients and tools, and an understanding of basic arithmetic to keep track of things.

I fucking hate that

Do you smoke?

who did it better?

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Soul
Soulless

You really think the fr*nch care about cleanliness?

When I watched this in theaters, I thought that the red vegetable slices were pepperoni and the sauce was like cheese, so I always imagined it to taste like a hotpocket.

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Ego carried the movie

Reminder that the point of this scene isn't that the food is exceptionally good, it's just a pretty literal illustration of Proust's madeleine.
All in all this makes Ego a bad food critic even if it makes him a less bitter man. Linguini and Remy just got lucky.

Do you eat healthy? That’s all that really matters.

meanwhile Refugees are being convinced by smuggles Paris is nice and clean and have perfumes sprayed every morning over street.

this city is over romantized for its own sake

The story we didnt see was Ego's fight with the bubonic plauge after the movie.

Food is fuel. You start getting picky you're gonna die.

I've never met someone who wasn't a drooling retard get excited over food. I knew a guy who tuned into angry basedboy wojak when I said I've never tried lentils before.

Foodies are subhuman. As far as they're concerned culture is only language and food. They think they're cultured because they've tried a variety of foods.

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I love Yea Forumsck/!

To prepare the most delicious meals, you must find the freshest TOING!

What the fuck is up with the text boxes here?

On va te faire futre.

No, that just means you're one stop further in the evolution chain.
Be glad that you'll never experience what a true foodgasm feels like because you're the enlightened one.

Then smell it while you eat a different food

>tasting the ingredient is bad
>douse everything with spice and kill your taste buds
Fucking yikes.

Very few people are "foodies", and nobody in the wold gives a shit if you've tried lentils, but everyone likes delicious food. If you don't, it's you not them.

I didn't know people usually made it as a leftover dish. I don't make it by any strict recipe, but it's definitely something I make because I think "hey let's have ratatouille" rather than "what can I blend together from the bottom of my crisper draw".

A lot of what is considered nowadays as traditional French cuisine has roots in saving as much food as possible. Partly because of WW2.

All the heavily spiced cuisines come from cultures where the ingredients were literally rotten and they needed to drown out the taste.

I don't know about that, pretty much the best ingredients in modern European cuisine are from the Americas. Anyway that's fair but there's no reason for that to be the rule in the modern world.

And then suddenly you realize that the old one from your childhood Also tasted terrible, nostalgia just clouded your memory and made you forget that until now.

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Same. And god, people talk about food so fucking often. Puts me to sleep every time.

>vegetables without meat
Yep, disgusting.

It's one of maybe 5 things all humans do. It's one of the lowest common denominators between us, and I don't mean that as a bad thing.

I’ve always assumed people like that are at least half of Onions’s consumer base.

I suspect it’s somewhat unusual/uncommon due to taste being heavily contributed to by smell, and your olfactory receptors being wired up directly into your brain, unlike any of your other senses. But it’s definitely not a unique or unheard of trait to have.

I make a point of trying recipes from all over the world, everywhere has something good to offer and I'll throw hand after hand of spice into a dish if that's what it needs, but is just stupid. Saying the ingredients don't matter, it's all about the spices, and then complaining that other cooks don't have depth? Gimme a break.

>*S o y l e n t ‘ s consumer base
The fuck do we have a filter for that?

Actually, it was usually to kill local parasites. Which I imagine can't sound much better.

You don't wanna know.

PRECISELY

For me it's the opposite, when I taste the food I made I always find some flaws and I know I could have done better and thus have some trouble enjoying it fully.

I wish I didn't have to eat. I find it a very unpleasant act.

no thats "bouillabaisse"

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Yeah it shows them in masses going into the machine im not sure how the thing works but they looked pretty clean afterwards

This is tian you idiot

the jannies are söyboys and had to censor it cuz it triggered them so much

Sure, I'm not saying ban all spice, you're right that there's a place for them.

Oh shut the fuck up you roody-poo.

>Be me
>Get around the world a little thanks to the military
>Experience pretty awesome foods
>Teach self to cook while not underway
>Actually consider taking up cooking once I get home
>Get diagnosed with cancer
>Lose almost all sense of smell/taste due to chemo

It's just not fair.

Well fuck that sucks. Does it come back post-chemo?

I don't know yet, I'm still undergoing. One of the things they've made me do is eat things that taste awful to me. Basically what happens is that you'll dislike anything you eat during chemo, so I'm not supposed to be eating anything I'd like to eat afterwards. It's not just the doctors saying so, I've been told that by at least three other people at the clinic who made the mistake of not listening, and now can't enjoy their own favorites anymore.

Hopefully it comes back.

Its your mom that can't cook, juan.
>mine neither so i cook for the family now
They dont mind me being a neet because i cook and clean

Gambare, user.

>Basically what happens is that you'll dislike anything you eat during chemo, so I'm not supposed to be eating anything I'd like to eat afterwards.

Thats not how that works

And yet that's what my doctors have told me to do.

As it stands, I can barely taste anything that isn't spiced straight to hell, sweet as eating a sugar cone, etc. I have no nuance to taste anymore, it's now just the act of taking in calories.

I'm just telling you that that isn't what happens to most people, its pseudoscience bullshit.

My Aunt AND my Grandma both survived cancer and chemo and nobody told them anything like that and they would force down what they could while undergoing chemo. It tasted like shit, but they ate what they normally did and tried to eat things they liked.

It was still terrible, but they still loved the same foods afterwards.

You're doctor is just a retard and, in this instance, doesn't know what he's talking about.

He probably treated some soccer mom who wanted to sound smart and claimed that she hated all the foods she liked that she tried to eat during chemo in order to sound "smart and worldly" like she could drop a dime of advice on the doctor.

>anecdotal story over an actual doctor's opinion
Hmmmm

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This thread makes me miss /cock/

If your doctor is right, then he can explain how it works or you can look up how it works. That's better than taking the word of some user's grandma and aunt

You know doctors drop anecdotal evidence all the time right?

"Some patients report x and y" that they've in know way have verified as an actual thing. Most symptoms and side effects are *literally* a culmination of anecdotal evidence.

The "you'll hate what you eat during chemo" isn't a fact, its just something that MIGHT happen to very few people. Its like that guy that says he "can't drink x or y liquor cuz he got SOOoOoOooOOOoOO fucked up that one time on it!". Its usually just a cringe story and not true. I got got absolutely fucking shitfaced on green apple twist smirnoff vodka the first time I ever got drunk and puked my brains out the next day.

Guess what? I can still drink it. It taste like shit because its a sugar stuffed, overpriced shit vodka, but what the doctor is saying is like someone saying that "you'll hate whatever gets you too drunk the first time for the rest of your life".

Try thinking for three seconds faggot.

Not him but since everything tastes like shit anyway it seems like a completely harmless precaution.

I suppose. I just hate stupid "old wives tales" bullshit advice in general.

No taste user here again. It's not an old wive's tale.

Part of my cycles is Cytoxan. Changes in taste receptors are a known side effect.

verywellhealth.com/taste-changes-during-chemotherapy-513895

I never asked, but according to this, my taste will come back in time, so that's a good thing. I was learning how to make this really nice coconut chicken curry.

Did you literally not read to the end of your own article? Most people's taste returns to normal after treatment. Meaning you won't "hate" the food you ate during treatment.

Jesus christ you absolute fucking mongoloid. Stop believing every little bit of magical thinking you come across.