How would you bring back Babydoll?

How would you bring back Babydoll?

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This character is unrealistic. Women don't care about being short or childlike, only men do.

make he cute and funny

I wouldn't. How do you top that episode?

Gary Coleman but a white lady

Former child actor commits crimes to stay relevant in the media. Later goes on to be a villain PR consultant regarding their public image

Former child actress that had a mild mental breakdown, got therapy, and then invested her remaining show money in a series of strip clubs and burlesque houses. She hires a lot of former femme fatales and retired henchmen as a means of helping them get their shit together.

Depending on how far DC will let the idea go, she could branch out into dirty magazines, adult websites, high-profile porn movies. Like a tiny, less grating Larry Flynt or penguin when he tried to go legit.

Also she could ride a mastiff like a horse. With a little saddle and everything.

She has highlander syndrome

Am I restricted to live action or can it be an animated show?

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My thoughts exactly

She's not short. She has literally a toddler body.

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Semi reformed owner of a hole in the wall dive bar. Where she overhears everything of Gotham's underworld. Turning her into a major information broker. Who gets s pass from Gordon and Batman, because she passes information to them too.

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in a suitcase

My nigga

Would Street Level villains ever be a thing a Batman comics anymore without needing to go maximum edge like how the Riddler did in Hush?

their dynamic in the animated series worked really well especially, I kinda want to see more of it.

You mean the dynamic where Croc can't stand being touched by Mary, and she ends up trying to murder him by blowing up a nuclear reactor?

Plots that bring out the emotional extremes and are not held back by rational thoughts are the best.

Rated 'G' for everyone.

Well?

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No but I would her assistant.

100% legal.

former child actress who never grew up trying to make a comeback doing modern trendy internet zoomer shit and fails horribly, starts killing kids

She has a desperate desire to be seen as the adult she is on the inside. What better way than to plow her harder than a pissed off amish?

Zoomer e-celeb that's propped up by a big company; she wants to break out of her niche as a kids channel but the suits won't let her. She turns to criminal methods to deal once they reveal how absolutely fucked by the contract she'd be. Her condition would still remain and her manager exploits the resultant neediness by treating her like the adult she really is, she'll break when he starts mocking and baby-talking her after he finds a better client. Logan Paul situation from there where she sets up spectacularly criminal shit that involves kids/other e-celebs getting hurt with at least one attempted mass hanging of an entire house of them.

Absolutely

Add her to Penguin's circle of semi legit criminals.

Actual grown woman with Peter Pan syndrome (basically the opposite of her original backstory).
Other than that, it's mostly the same: former child actor who didn't manage to keep her career after she grew up because she actually is a terrible actor. She isn't "cute" anymore, she's just creepy.
Uses nostalgiafags and pedos as loyal henchmen (and cannon fodder). Try to destroy networks who declined her "Love That Baby" revival series project (basically all of them).

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She's an adult with normal adult needs, but guys don't want anything to do with her because they assume she's a child. So she turns to kidnapping and rape.

Sounds dumb, an adult trapped in the body of a child is much creepier than some Tumblr DDLG fetishist.

I always found Baby Doll relatable as being someone who always looked way to young for his age. I was always treated like a kid by how I looked by complete strangers. To friends, it was good fodder for kidding around with, and my family did not make it a trail. Yet nothing was more terrifying than getting hit on by 14yo to 16yo girls when you're in your early 20s then being labeled a pedophile creep.

Literally scarred me for years.

There's a growing demand for your type in porn nowadays.

I fucking love this redesign honestly

That is fucking weird. Why would other men want to see a boyish like man fucking?

>see a boyish like man getting fucked?
FTFY

How much tape does this bitch use

Baby doll would have to be reworked to hell and back for live action.

Her systemic hypoplasia disorder would have to be retconned to an achondroplasia diagnosis to prevent any accusations that the character/show/film has erasure of people with a real condition (dwarfism). Secondly the grown woman in a literal child’s body dating a grown-ass man like Killer Croc won’t fly at all, no sane producer or executive wants to be accused of sexualizing children or or promoting pedophilia.

In other words they’ll avoid that shit by turning her into Amanda Bynes except
replace all the DUIs with murders

>Uses nostalgiafags and pedos as loyal henchmen
I can see already see the amounts of threads if that ever happens.

So she's going to be Nightwing enemy, huh?

It's in the gay porn section, doe that makes sense now?

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Basically what suggests, in addition with her newfound wealth and underworld connections she seeks various super science and magical methods to cure her condition, she's yet to find a complete solution, though she's made enough progress that she's managed to look somewhat more mature physically(which in turn is offset by the fact that she's still just as small as she originally was in height, and said enhancements have a somewhat artificial look to them when active, so ironically she looks even more like a doll than she normally does and thus it's kinda creepy)

If we clicked, I wouldn’t hold her looks against her, but she needs to get some normal clothing and a non-Shirley-Temple hair style if we’re ever gonna do anything physical.

I would bring her back as she was in the BAS, but more focused on trying to find a cure after Bat-Man stopped her, she would now have the body of a 12Yo.
Now she's more focused on preforming criminal activity to fund it and not caring who she hurts along the way.
And the return of her Hench-Woman would be a added plus.

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I don't understand what the dilemma is about a midget woman.

She's not a midget, her body has never matured beyond that of a toddler's

How come some random henchewoman could match Batman?

Batwanking wasn't that much present in the DCAU. Even in Justice League where he was at his peak (unlike the first seasons of the show where he was relatively new in the vigilante business), Bats was pretty much out-leaged by much powerful foes.
BTAS first seasons really showed how he was just a guy in a bat costume that knows some martial arts.

>men are not attracted to her
>the ones that do, are pedophiles
I understand the problem but what's the solution here?

date baby herman?

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AYE WOOD

The solution isn't to hit on her, retards. You go sociopath and introduce yourself to her as a regular individual by making up a conversation she would most likely be into. After the introduction is done you try to figure out her age and make up a lie of a situation involving someone stuck in her situation and offer understanding to her.

The goal is ease your way into the door and make her believe you see her as a woman who happen to be stuck in a petite body and then find ways to exploit and make her value your opinion as an individual especially if it involves her body and height. You have to manipulate her if you want her to love and not leave you.

This. Plus, she could be around "freaks like her".

Only if she wears the hotel uniform. Oh, and she doesn't do the voice.

hello eggboy

i can smell the nose grease from here

What is her problem with snagging a pedo if she has him on her leash safe and sound

Pedos are disgusting creeps. She’s not THAT desperate. She wants to be fucked as an equal. Not by some doting shitlord that offers her candy and gets off on hearing her baby talk

But real pedos are notorious for treating girls like little women

>but more focused on trying to find a cure

Dude... there's no fucking cure for dwarfism. That's like saying you're going to focus on the cure to being black.

Okey, and then you give her a bowl of eggs right?

imagine the rule34

Your taking it too seriously, we're talking about a world were people dress up in costumes and preform heroic deeds or criminal acts of evil.

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Litereally why would you bring her back? I thought Yea Forums raged-vomit at reboots or comebacks? Her that one episode was god-tier of emotions, so why bring it back is she's a, and I know this may read sacrilegious, Scarface-tier villain.

I dont recognize it, where is it from?

yeah we have a lot in common

Mentally she's a consenting adult, and she has the voice of an adult, so yes.
Yes I would.

People get genetically altered into furries in Gotham.

True but she does have a nasty habit of dressing like a child and affecting a baby doll voice. I’m honestly convinced that Croc had to break it off because Mary was WAY too committed to her Baby doll persona and it started to freak him out. He’s no pedo and she keeps making it weird. Just fuck him like an Adult, Mary

Kids these days don't know who Gary Coleman is. I'm thinking picrelated would be a better character to rip off

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Same as real life.
Settle.
The fact is that any man who wants to fuck her will be a pedo, there is no way around that one. She will have to accept that not all pedos are bad or simply be lonely.

This but you need to start as a friend. She needs to see that you fell in love with her personality, not her body.

user, that cat doesnt care about a relationship, she's an incel who just wants a penis inside of her.

Start by giving her a small arc in an issue or two of one of the batman comicsor maybe Teen Titans. If it goes over well, start giving her cameos and appearances in animated features and etc.

Continue her story from TAS, with a few tiny tweaks to make her backstory more contemporary. Revisit some older plot points, like her TV show and relationship with Croc, just so we can touch on those points and reestablish them for people who didn't see BTAS. Then we let her interact with other rogues and just let shit happen

Yo what issue is this

But she said she literally wants the D.

yeah, but no from a pedophile

Which, again is why she will have to settle or stay alone.

Well, yeah. I was not talking about how a non-pedo should aproech her but how a pedo could convince her that he's no a pedo.

if people can want to fuck robots and toasters and things because they love their personalities, it may be vaguely possible to find someone who isn't a pedo who would fuck her
like finding a unicorn, but still, perhaps, possible

This is an improbable task since A: she knows anyone who wants to fuck her is a pedo, and B: she only wants to be fucked and doesnt give a shit about an actual relationship.

shame white knight was hot garbage

Shes an adult, so sure.

I really like this one, but all I can think of is this goofy-ass villain office job setting where there are overheads and market shares for villainy. It's a little too cartoonish for DC I'd say, if not clearly stated zany AU

>she needs to get some normal clothing and a non-Shirley-Temple hair
Blasphemy, the hair's the BEST part!

I don't know what's making you say that. In Love is a Croc all she talked about is how much she wanted someone to respect her for who she was and not her outer appearance. And when they became a couple she was super into the romantic aspect. She was downright Gooey about being called "Bonnie and Clyde" She even turned their secret lair into a little home-y love nest. She's definitely in it for more than the dick.

We're talking about the Les Kassos Hello Kitty parody, not Baby Doll.

make it "King of Comedy" where her crimes actually makes her famous and becomes a big star again because of all the bad shit she did.

>crazy crime wave
>some mysterious person is behind it
>batman finds babydoll is the brains
>she's all like "heh heh batman...you'll never get any evidence to convict me of these crimes"
>batman "too bad...a criminal mastermind that beat the batman would be front page news and on all the talk shows"
>Babydoll realizes that she would be in the spotlight again if she got caught so her desire to be famous makes her turn her self in.

I like the idea of nostalgia fanboys being her henchmen (unless she's like lady from Hollywood BLVD who was still rich from being famous)
the pedo thing? tad too edgy for my tastes

Would you get in with her?

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through her lungs probably

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Oh, my bad.

>ageplay name calling from Baby Doll during sex

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You can't marry a pedo and trust them around your kids.

>I like the idea of nostalgia fanboys being her henchmen
I wrote a quick greentext story like this a while back. Kinda wish I saved it

I couldn't possibly imagine anything more blood-curdle inducing.

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What type of furry should baby doll get mutated into? I think an adorable little kitten-girl could work. Then you could stroke her fur, all over her body...

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What if...And this is a longshot but stay with me here...

What if, someone could convince her that they find her sexy because she's a cat and not because she looks underage? In her mind she'd be fucking a furfag, not a pedo.

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>Pedos are disgusting creeps
Nothing wrong with pedos as long as they don't fuck kids. I used to believe all pedos should get the Zyklon-B shower, but if they stick to lovedolls, prose, or art for their fix of cunny, fine. Touch a kid and they get dumped a mile out to sea wearing cinderblocks.

>implying babydoll wouldn't drug and rape grown men
come on

>16yo girls
Legal in more than half the USA.

I prefer her redesign -- she looks too much like an Animaniacs character in her original outing.

>croc
>is an actual humanoid crocodile
always annoys me

Plot twist: she's not guilty.

....i like it
you're hired

The fuck are you supposed to do with this bait character anyway? Like seriously? The gimmick is she looks like she is 4. You could have -literally- any other villain do what she does without the unnecessary baggage of having a kid look-a-like doing it. Any story about showing how hard it is being different or odd could be done by a dozen other characters and again, not have to worry about the implications.
It would either be boring as fuck or writer suicide.

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Lame bait.

Alright, i'll bite. We already have things like Logan and I Hate Fairyland. There is a market for juxtaposition sure, but is making the same shit over and over interesting? No. So you make a story where she is a criminal mastermind, again, what's the point here? It is wacky she looks 4 but never acts like it? Waste of potential yeah?
So then you get right down to it. The ONLY thing this character stands out in is she wants an adult relationship despite looking like a 4 year old. What in the literal fuck do you do with that as a comic writer? Be realistic for a second and explain to me how that pitch would go.

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Is it anymore stupid of a gimmick as wearing a tuxedo or just wearing a mask? The visual of a little girl doing immoral fucked up things is a universal appeal, just see Family guy or Bob's burgers

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>but is making the same shit over and over interesting?
Sounds like Batman to me.
>what's the point here?
The aesthetic.

I mean if you boil her character down like that a lot of characters fit a lot of the same niches. Besides Baby Doll isn't just "a small person who acts grown up." She's kinda the opposite. She's an adult that acts like an old sitcom character whilst performing malicious actions.

Yes I know there is appeal, but I see no reason to retread work that has already been done. As I said, the only thing that makes this character stand out is her interest in an adult relationship. What are you supposed to do with that as a comic writer where you don't lose your job or make the most boring piece of shit possible?
>sounds like batman
The hope here is for new ideas, I would assume. And the aesthetic of pure juxtaposition is fine sure but it doesn't take full advantage of the character. If you want to see a little girl doing violent shit there is plenty of stuff out there for you.
>She's an adult that acts like an old sitcom character whilst performing malicious actions.
That is a fantastic way to put it but there isn't much to work with there that hasn't already been done in the very little material she's been given.

Already an adult with a little body so yeah!

>I see no reason to retread work that has already been done
Because it's fun and everything underneath the sun has already been done.

If that's your perspective then why does it matter at all? The thread is about how you would bring her back, your answer is to just copy paste. Why add your input at all if you concede that it's not even your own input you put forth?

She's not a midget, she's got Webster/Andy Milonakis disease.

I also think Keanu Reeves has it, but it happened when he was an adult.

>If you want to see a little girl doing violent shit there is plenty of stuff out there for you.
But I want more of it, it's so sexy when you have precocious brats.

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>"Ew! A fucking degenerate weirso who wants to have sex with an animal. Ugh, I just want a nice normal guy to pound my pussy. Is that too much to ask?!"

Bruh, some women will find any fault, or immediately embrace new ones, solely because they weren't given the gold plated option with a side of diamond accolades. Trust me, she is the kind of ho that needs to get her standards to human level.

>Dumped a mile out to see with a paid of cinderblocks.
Fuck you. We already pollite the oceab enough. Just knee cap them and let them bleed out, then cremate the corpse. Lower that garbage space from a 6'x3'x1' to less than a cubic foot.

She has a case of fiction. Her medical condition does not exist and even if it did gravity alone would cause her to show her age, let alone a million other factors that would prevent her from permanently looking like a toddler.
>precocious
Your perversion has made you ignorant.

I like it

I can roll with it. Especially if they play up the mutation some fuckwit doctor makes worse throughout the run angle.

>why does it matter at all?
Because it's fun to talk about baby doll but you're mistaken novelty for originality for creativity.

>fun to talk about baby doll
What about it do you enjoy?

The redesign is so much simpler and doll like that it just makes you just want to hug her.

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The implications.

You have no reason to be desperate for that kind of content.

And the whole demeanor has a more mischievous edge.

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What's wrong with wanting more?

Not actually getting more here. The "discussion" is weak and the prompt is lame. What you want is a drawfag or writefag but you have neither. So its just a thread of ignorants going on about the same old topics because this character is as boring and bland as your sexual interests.

I honestly feel like it was a missed opportunity to not see her playing dead in an isle full of dolls for creep factor.

I really love how when she gets scowly she goes from adorable to frighting.

It would be hotter if she didn't have the disease that made her a midget but still had the desperate need to regain her former glory as a child star, so she's an adult woman dressed up as a child.

This. She's the kind of character who works the best as a one shot story. If you keep bringing her back, her gimmick loses its impact.

Ehhh.. I tried..

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she could fit in DCSHG

Justice has been delivered this day

I keep seeing ageplay getting removed from websites, doesn't it fall under free speech

Websites aren't bound by the Constitution -- they're not the Public Square, they're someone's property.

All you'd have to do is dye her hair teal, shave it completely bald on one side and update the wardrobes to modern clothing.

Not OP, but I love teal.

>shaving her glorious golden locks
Ew.