Michael Pena should have been saved from Ant-Man because he would have been the perfect casting for Nightcrawler

Michael Pena should have been saved from Ant-Man because he would have been the perfect casting for Nightcrawler.

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>white german acrobatic twink
>played by stocky Hispanic American
I'm sorry but even I can't imagine being this low iq so please explain

I say this as someone who hates "actors have to look the exact same as the comic characters 1 interpretation by 1 artist" shit

People like this guy Would be furious.

In what fucking way

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Guys, I’m breddy sure that OP confused Beast and Nightcrawler.

They’re both blue and fuzzy

bro everyone gets ripped for MCU hero roles, he could clearly slim down
Yeah I know, right? I guess they should just cast a real elf or something, right?
1. I want to fuck Nightcrawler.
2. I want to fuck Michael Pena
QED Pena would be a good Kurt.
All fuzzy blue X-Men are good though.

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How would he play a good Beast either?

Nah, he’s a Scientologist. He can fuck off.

Would you deny yourself the pleasures of a Tom Cruise Wonder Man?

This is the ideal Nightcrawler imho.

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An Egyptian?
Why?
But also, no, he isn't cute enough, and isn't oozing charisma and charm.

tom cruise is like 60 or something

So?

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There is nothing wrong with what I said.

I would have picked Sendhil Ramamurthy in the Heroes or earlier days, but he's a bit too old now.

Almost anything would be better than the giraffe kid we got now.

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Really? Because I thought the two previous Kurts came across as weirdly Indian because of the dark skin tone, and I don't know why what else, so it's funny to me that you suggest him.

How about Rey Mysterio?

Subhuman scum. Kurt would be disgusted by your presence. Ultimate Kurt would spit on your face and AoP Kurt would cut your head off. I hope you die you fucking bastard. Michael Pena is latino so he is conservative and would hate you too, mental ill freak.
Go back to your mcu reddit this is a comic board not for (shit) movies.

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It's like 60% because I want Kurt to have curly hair and also this guy's face shape is great.

Good point. While I am not particularly attracted to indian men (at all desu), at least he isn't actually unattractive.

die mad

bump

>Saved from Ant-Man
>A comedy actor saved from starring in a good comedy movie

Umh.

>Perfect casting for Nightcrawler

What

>comedy actor
oh yeah I forget the comedy The Martian and his very comedic role as a not funny man.
>What
I would nut in him.

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he looks like he eats ass

Stop, I can only get so erect.

funny to see this thread because earlier today i was just thinking how michael pena looks like world renowned melee samus player hugs86

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Inches? Yeah, you're right. The less manlets, the better.

He doesn't, but I appreciate your post anyway.

ANT-MAN 3

Brutally accurate.

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ANT-MAN THE WASP AND STATURE

that's funny pena does look like he eats butthole

I was really fucking disappointed in >tfw no goliath
Like what the fuck.
I know Goliath is dead in the comics, but he was replaced by his nephew or w/e so it basically doesn't matter.

both ant-man movies are really good

I remember liking Ant-Man when it first came out, but I just saw Ant-Man and The Wasp, and I feel like neither were really that much fun.

ant-man is a important character

yeah but he's not fun to watch and I dont read the comcis so its not like if I see a name I know I can clap like I'm watching Star Wars

how could u say something like that

dude ant-man is hella fun to watch fool

sorry gamer
I disagree

Is this supposed to be the stealth Nightcrawler thread or something?

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fuckin dumb ass stop talking

Well, a brown dude would be perfect casting for a modern day "German".

At least he can act. Unlike the casting couched kid that was playing him.

Fuck you, bitch.
user who fucking cares, he's a blue fucking elf.

Brothers lets keep 4+Yea Forums ALIVE.

#CONQUER4chan

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suck my dick hoe ass nigga

i will beat the living shit outta yo punk ass

Nightcrawler isn’t racially German anyway if that’s what you’re getting at. His dad is from a made up island in the Caribbeans and mystique is who the fuck knows.

>nightcrawler
>white
do you happen to suffer from down syndrome?

Wouldn't cast Pena for Kurt, but I don't think his race matters. He's blue.

The joke is that Germany has a refugee crisis and has been overwhelmed by north africans and the middle east. Casting a brown guy as a German is on point and worth many keks. He was agreeing with you.

>he could clearly slim down
you can't slim down from your body type. Pena is a stocky, broad-shouldered dude. Nightcrawler is a lithe, thin acrobat.
Pena is wrong for the role in every way