Oh look guys, Connie the totally not Steven girlfriend is wearing his only fucking shirt...

It's an incel's fantasy and not remotely "interesting". It's telling that the user brought up something out of a comedy that wasn't meant to be taken seriously and you actually took it seriously. Don't get into writing for all our sakes.

Why is everything fuck with you op
everyone knows their best friends

I can't see Steven fucking her, I can see him only fucking to make kids. That is all!

>they fucked
Nigga those are kids take a step back

C

>incel's fantasy
Explain

>is almost like they fucked or something
Not yet. Make no mistake, they WANT to, but they're such huge dorks that they're waiting until they're both legal.

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Why does Sugar keep pretending we don't know that Steven and Connie are going to hook up? It's like she's never been in a normal relationship before.

This is retard speak! Those two get freaky when no one is looking

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>fucking
I mean, they've fused, which I'm assuming is the same thing in their universe.

>keep pretending
She doesn't pretend, Connie's just a year too young for that sort of thing.

It’s more like soul bonding.

She's 13, user. Should be 14 by now. Next year she'll make a mistake with Steven and have his baby.

which leads to crotch bonding, user.

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15, it's a two year skip

Can't believe that Steven Universe advocates for 10 year olds to fuck

Steven is a teenager not a child. English motherfucker did you use it!

>Can't believe that Steven Universe advocates for 10 year olds to fuck
Not sure 10 year olds want to fuck but I know Rule34 does and I know Sugar did to Rule34 art before making Steven universe

You don't think that when you see a transformers movie?

For a women this can be soul bonding, this is why you should damage your women!

That's a teenager

They seem the type to fuck to build a family
I can't imagine them being sex addicts like Yea Forums

>15, it's a two year skip
What? they're fucking 13? I refuse to accept that Steven is above the age of 10

Why do retards think fusion = fucking?

It's literally a plot point that Steven doesn't age accordingly.

He looks 10 because he's part gem and gems don't age. One of the episodes explained it.

>gayest of the kids shows
>main character actually gets the girl instead of turning her lesbian and giving her a girlfriend
>tfw finn is the biggest cuck

That is how the space rock people.. Things have sex, user.
You didn't see the telly programs name discovery channels before did you.

Who could have predicted it?

Don't forget Star vs turning everyone bisexual, the love interest a tranny and the author stating that none of the couples will last.

"It's subtext, Steven"

It's also a plot point that he CAN age, it just has to do with his sense of self.

Or maybe you're simplifying the concept to fit your shallow narrative. If fusion is sex and Greg and Rose never fused, Greg is not Steven's father?

nah user they fucked, they just did it the ol' fashioned earth way.

Maybe he has multiple shirts

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>it's only a metaphor for sex when it fits my narrative

Beastie shit is the worst

Well, besides the fact that at the beginning, everyone thought fusion was taboo especially fusion between other forms (aka sex between different races). It was also taboo for Steven and Connie to fuse.

I hate the "literally use only the marker in paint tool sai" art style that is used almost exclusivle for fetish stuff

Fusion is more of a metaphor for relationships, but to say there's not any implication it's a stand-in for sex is being ignorant of the show's plot. Did you not see the episode where Garnet is furious at Pearl for tricking her into fusion? The entire arc is capped with a "consent is important" metaphor.

>Not sure 10 year olds want to fuck
I did. Only got oral and handjobs, tho.

she was just replacing him, literally
that's why the crystal tems exist

>I hate the "literally use only the marker in paint tool sai" art style that is used almost exclusivle for fetish stuff
Take it with Hatebit (the artist).
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Difference is Steven is the beta and it's looking like beta's get the girls by being there friend vs. Finn who was trying to make a move on her, them we can't forget something it that show had to be gay it was to colorful

This ant Europe

>caring about shipping
why? it's the most stupid and pointless thing to care about, especially in a lore-based show like SU

>the author stating that none of the couples will last
lol that's just her being a bitter bitch over her relationship bombing

>have all of the dirty ape-girls on YOUR planet at your disposal
>beauty queens, geniuses, artistic talents, sports champions
>pick the weeb, chuunibyou, selfish, manipulative cunt from your backwater town
Steven must be the lamest and wimpiest planetary dictator in existence.

This. surely its her own shirt for it to fit so well

Ummm steven isn't CIS? lol try harder

They are actually teens in the show, we see Steven's 14th birthday. Steven is emotionally stunted as a result of coddling and with gem physiology it translates to halted physical development.

And don't know about you fags, but I was already dreaming of pawing some big titties at 10, I'd be dreaming about fucking, but I wasn't 100% sure how that went yet (pre-internet age).

That's wrong. Gem age corresponds to their emotional maturity. Not applicable to actual gems since they are born adult, but applicable to Steven. Although Amethyst was treated as a kid and was small as a result if you go back and look at the flashback episodes. Presumably it was a combined effect of her being over-baked and the abandoned that made her emotionally regress.

He's nice in public, but behind the scenes hes a murdercock, through and through.

Considering Steven is a shape-shifter, he can literally murder Connie with his cock if he gets overexcited:
>getting deepthroat
>loses himself in pre-orgasmic bliss and inflates cock to coffee-can thickness
>crack-snap-pop

>Oh! Connie! Pink suits you. How did you die? Was it as cool as my death?
>Shut the fuck up, Lars, I don't want to talk about it.

>only shirt
literally every episode

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You don't know beta males do you.

How the fuck do you pedophiles like this shit, this is the animated equivalent of twitblr, of course you would like something with an ugly hook nosed curry nigger.

Incel this, incel that.
At this point anything with a female antagonist is an Incel fantasy.

There's never an implication that Stevonnie means sex though

Yes, and anything with a female protagonist is SJW propaganda.

The fact that Steven is the biggest faggot to ever exist in animation.

>Yes, and anything with a female protagonist is SJW propaganda.
*female writer

Connie belongs to Lion

What about Big Gay Al?

>Gem age corresponds to their emotional maturity
>but only for Steven, who isn't a full gem.

you can't really make a blanket statement like that if it only applies to one, maybe two characters.

it's an interesting theory but its not necessarily true. the canon explanation is that amethyst is small because she was overbaked, and we don't know if all gems act like kids at first or just her, maybe because she wasn't born into the same environment all the other gems were. either way her emotional maturity doesn't seem to impact her size; her default body doesn't get taller as she learns life lessons and stuff. she's the same size she is in the flashbacks, she just has longer hair and dresses and acts more like an adult.

with steven my theory is that because gems don't age, his body doesn't age naturally like human's does, but its still capable of aging because he's part human. he's small for his age because he doesn't necessarily know the rate he's supposed to grow at, but when he met connie he had something to compare himself against, someone his body could use as a benchmark for where he's supposed to be physically. that's why after he shapeshifts to look older and then stops, he still ends up a little taller than he was; because he understands now roughly what size he's supposed to be for his age.

Did you miss the episode where he literally almost died of old age because he felt old?

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You all are salty as fuck
Why are we getting ageist here their two teens
who will end up together when they are older Endgame. Rome was not built in a day

do you get off to being retarded user?

Middle teenagers at this point. Steven is 16

He's literally like 13 at the start of the show

She was 12
He was 14

Retards let it go no one is fucking no one
I can see if it was. And Connie seems happy around him and Steven is not hitting on her they were friends who grew to like each other. Knowing Steven he would Waite for them to be both be older before fucking.

Stop projecting to do them both!

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Wait I've been out of the know for a bit. Is there debate about whether of not Connie is Steven's girlfriend?

>dating a friend you actually know(Steven) makes the relationship more likely to work than dating a completelly strange person you just meet(Finn)
Realistic

They're Greg's left over tour shirts that Steven has been wearing his whole life, she's probably wearing a small.

>claims to steal steven's identity
>cites crystal temps where she points out that she (and the others) shouldn't be copying steven and the gems
what?

in that episode she was 12 3/4ths, then we saw fall come and pass so she must have turned 13 by the end of the series

>go into thread expecting Connie art
>lots of faggots whining about SJWs

You niggers are gay.

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Steven says in Kevin Party that she wasn't his girlfriend, but he also insinuates that he's going to marry her in the future in Steven's Birthday. So they do like eachother they just don't put any labels on it.

Steven for most the of the show stopped growing around 8-10. Canonically he was 14 by the end of the Diamond arc.

He should be around 16 or 17 in the movie..

Finn's problem is he always aimed for the wrong girls, he could pretty much get pussy on command from several different sources. Ooo is pretty much playboy paradise for a human male with a good rep.

steven canonically doesnt have a penis

he pee sitting down

Aye. A den of poofs, user.

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No worries. He can shapeshift one

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>steven
>having sex
Yeah sure eventually.

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>He was 14
It's easy to forget that because he acts like an 8 year old.

>"Peak Oil, Steven!"
Look at his face when Connie starts on this rant. He's heard this many times before. No wonder he assumes she's going to be president. She probably will be too. I'd vote for her.

But he wouldn't because it would give him too much CIS privilege.

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Have you guys ever met an indian girl? They smell fucking awful. And not in the "haha gross" coy faux-disgust way, like actually bad. Like they sweat raw sewage and all those shitty spices they smother their food in.

Well this is why I'm not shitting over the age gap, it works well for them.

Sounds like you've been hanging around the new York ones.

This is what being pathetic sounds like.

They're just buzzwording

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is Connie a selfinsert?

Yes, and a bad one

I kinda want to see Cat Fingers remade as Dick Fingers. Especially the ending where he starts turning into a dick monster.

No, Ruby and Shapphire are Rebeccas and Ians self inserts though.

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No.