Credit to Johnathan you cunt
>The theme is teamwork interpreted through "life finds a way". The "way" humans find is cooperation.
>Romance is implied, no kissing or hugging
>The children are saved by the Velociraptor named Blue at least twice, Once by coincidence and a second time in the finale
>New dinosaurs include Troodon, Scutosaurus, Styracosaurus, and Protoceratops
>No onscreen deaths. The characters occasionally make morbid comments about the death toll for comedic effect
>At least one gag involves the characters believing outdated dinosaur facts, such as dinosaurs being stupid, cold-blooded, or clumsy. They will often underestimate how smart Velociraptor are
>The Jurassic Park theme song is alluded to by the soundtack but will never play in full.
>Set during the winter of 2015, the I-rex is already dead
>Stinger involves evil poachers coming to the island after the end of the first season
Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous Updated Info leak
Unless it's a romance between a man and raptor I'm not interested.
The character Owen will not be featured
How the fuck are they still making these movies?
This will be the...7th Jurassic movie now? And they were all shit except the first which was the only kino one worth watching.
Was Jurassic World 2 actually successful in box office numbers? I'm amazed people went to see it after the first World ended up being irritatingly stupid.
Both Jurassic World movies made a billion in spite of being critical failures. Jurassic World 2 didn't review well with critics or audiences and still stood strong financially. Its the children
Ian Malcolm better show up at least
>No onscreen deaths. The characters occasionally make morbid comments about the death toll for comedic effect
>At least one gag involves the characters believing outdated dinosaur facts, such as dinosaurs being stupid, cold-blooded, or clumsy. They will often underestimate how smart Velociraptor are
>The Jurassic Park theme song is alluded to by the soundtack but will never play in full.
>Stinger involves evil poachers coming to the island after the end of the first season
It could be kino, I've always wanted a Jurassic Park animated series
Does anyone actually like the Jurassic franchise now?
>Scutosaurus
>an animal from the Permian period
>in a Jurassic Park show
Sounds a little fishy to me
Those people exist, and I'm one of them. It's just that they aren't really the most verbal community; that honor goes to Star Wars.
I do, but that last movie was too much to bear and I enjoyed the previous movies!
>Jurassic Park
>most of the animals are from the Cretaceous
If you're gonna get hung up on the name, they've been doing it wrong since day one, so who cares?
As long as they pick cool looking creatures
Franchise? No. I liked the first film. That's all.
I just assume that anything before the K-T Extinction is fair game to use in supplementary Jurassic Park stuff.
I like first movie and The Lost World, but not much JPIII or the last Jurassic Worlds movies, I did watch them but not with high expectations.
To me JP and JW are two distinct series.
>>Set during the winter of 2015, the I-rex is already dead
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
A stuffed dimetrodon appears in the second Jurassic world film besides
>Implying Jurassic World cares about consistency
haven't watch the new movies besides the first one, might but it would be via torrent, i have j world evolution but haven't sprung for any dlcs or anything. beyond that not interested in it much. will probably check out the cartoon just because cartoon dinos/ jpark.
I feel the same, though I did enjoy the first JW. The second did have good production design but the writing felt like a glorified fanfic. It was enough to make me hope that the next installment will be the last.
Kids help, but it's also grown normies wanting to go watch the dinosaurs eat people. The films don't have to be any good as long as they keep that element.
Camp Cancerous
Anything before the K-T Boundary is fine with me.
>Troodon
They'd better be like the troodon from the game. I'd kill to see them expand on the only creature that actually scared the raptors into fleeing.
Jurassic World was generally well-reviewed and Fallen Kingdom was popular with audiences, hence the billion dollar B.O.
OP is telling you that it literally has nothing Jurassic Park in it, tho.
They won't be. They'll probably be similar to the Troodons we got in Jurassic World: Evolution, which were poisonous but were not quite as scary.
She did nothing wrong.
It would have been better if they used dinosaur DNA as a stabilizing agent for the cloning process, just so they could justify it with her being a tiny part dinosaur.
Am I having deja vu or did a thread already happen, die, and then a new one popped up?
Anyways this sounds like fucking garbage, what the fuck are we supposed to be actually WATCHING? If there's no dinosaur peril, and no long winded discussions of scientific control or morality, what is the goddamn meat of the show
I'm not a huge fan of the second and third when actually sitting down and thinking or talking about them but I'll gladly watch the whole initial trilogy without complaint
After that my only investment is dinosaur porn of Blue or others
I will now pitch a better, and more likely more successful, JP/JW cartoon
>animated show of Owen raising the raptor squad
In terms of art style/character design what existing show is JW: CC the most like?
What else are you willing to leak/say about the main characters?
Which then becomes an alternate universe where Owen is called in to raise I-Rex and I-Raptor.
This, I know it won't be like says because apparently we can't have the Jurassic Park show be scary in any fashion. A good vein of horror elements would do this shit a world of good
That image is pretty useless, just like the raptor promo. Who the fuck knows what the end product is gonna look like?
Cheap, that's my only guess
Shit, make a Trespasser miniseries, go full force, not this watered down crap
>what is the goddamn meat of the show
relationship drama, clearly.
10 bucks says we get either shitty CGI a la Star Wars: Racer (or whatever that recent shitshow was called) or it'll be shitty flash animation.
>The theme is teamwork interpreted through "life finds a way". The "way" humans find is cooperation.
It's a "magic of friendship" type of show
More like the magic of bickering and then forgiving each other for bickering 20 minutes later.
>It's any standard teens stranded in the wilderness/on and island, just with the Jurassic Park label slapped on
I laugh so I don't cry
The only one who did more wrong than her was her braindead fucking creator who thought the man running illegal dino selling operations would just pick up the phone and turn himself into the police
He was old, dying, and most likely senile.
I'm not saying he didn't do wrong, but really, at that age and in that condition, do you expect sound, rational decision making anymore?
At this point I'd rather just give Klayton Fioriti a budget and let him ramble for 11-22 minutes than this shit
They're not gay
From what I understand it's similar to a kid friendly "walking dead". The entire environment is treated as dangerous and the characters have to be nice to each other to survive.
The amount of danger they're in is in direct correlation to how much they fail or succeed to learn these lessons
>a kid friendly "walking dead"
I just don't really understand how they stay stuck for so long. Most of the infrastructure should be fairly intact so it feels like an asspull to just make there be absolutely no functional communication devices on a high-tech resort park in the year of our lord 2014/15
We already had Eric Kirby survive on his honest ass lonesome on a much more dilapidated island, so what's the draw of the same thing just with more kids and somehow less danger
Agreed. It would be better if there was some sort of mission they had to preform that was keeping them there. Like they were genuinely stuck, but the mainland needed to not rescue them for some reason. Like, hypothetically, maybe the dinosaurs are suffering from some sort of disease after having escaped and thus the kids now have to help find a cure. It's dumb when you think about it, but it at least justifies the lack of escape. The kids could even have episodes were they must run from a rescuer, in order to save the dinos.
In SSSS when Reynir accidentally gets stuck with the group civilization can't send help because the procedures for arranging a quarantine vessel (people who leave "Safe" areas of their world have to spend several weeks in quarantine to make sure they don't carry a disease rampant in the wilds) would take almost as long as their expedition is already scheduled for, so he's stuck with them
An explanation of bureaucracy or something would help, but I'm sorely worried they'll just have them continuously fail to contact anyone for dumb reasons
why would ANYONE make a camp on a dinosaur island with a confirmed rex on it after a disaster. So far this show makes no sense.
The camp is there as part of the park when the shit goes down, dingus
They're already there when the events of the movie go down and that's how they get stranded ya dope
Jurassic world 1 actually wasn't very badly hit by the critics, but more importantly in both instances merch was off the hook.
>2019+
>MCs not gay
ERROR. Does not compute.
Dinosaurs in anything has an audience. They are awesome as is, and no hack writer is going to prevent the money from pouring in. Especially those coming from Stan Winston/Crash McCreery and team designs.
You speak the ultimate truth.
Bingo. That mechanical dromaeosaur sums up everything there is to love about Jurassic Park.
This. You gotta keep in mind that in Jurassic World 1, the park had already been up and running just fine for a decade before shit went down. Branching out into shit like a camp program sounds exactly what they would do.
>We already had Eric Kirby survive on his honest ass lonesome on a much more dilapidated island, so what's the draw of the same thing just with more kids and somehow less danger
Friendship
My disgust is overwhelming
I can already imagine the walking cliches to constitute the cast
>no deaths
wow it's shit
Jurassic Park has ONE good movie user
No points for guessing which
It was 3, right?
Three was good, but I don't think it's fare to say that the first one wasn't also good.
I loved Fallen Kingdom because it was like Nathan Drake (Pratt) in Dino Crisis and Resident Evil
Jurassic World was a riot!
I mean really, why even watch the others.
>liking JP3
God fucking dammit Yea Forums
>disliking 3
ALAN
I'd like to check out a raptor's resonance hole, if you know what i mean.
IT'S CALLING FOR HELP
My man!
>That pitiful excuse for "feathers"
You better fucking believe I'm still salty about this
They should have stuck with the Alan using it to call a bunch of raptor tribes to take down the spino ending.
I actually liked the distinction between male and female raptors. Didn't like how Grant saw a male raptor on the plane, though.
>BRAZZERS
>At least one gag involves the characters believing outdated dinosaur facts, such as dinosaurs being stupid, cold-blooded, or clumsy.
Raptor feathers whar
They couldn’t just wave some bullshit and make the Indominus the villain? Fuck.
Sexual dimorphism is fine, but they could've at least been more creative with it
Which is a problem with the whole franchise really, since they rarely treat the dinosuars like real animals outside of a few token nods
From the director of Jurassic World
>the indo sibling actually survived in secret, crippled
>escapes containment in the chaos and haunts the jungles
>trying to revive saturday morning cartoons
What a hill to die on.
Well, I know the movies don't hammer it as hard, but the dinosaurs in the books weren't real animals. They were genetic chimeras who were literally insane and could be programmed by the scientists to act any way they wanted (but Hammond didn't want them to program the dinosaurs as docile because he wanted a "real" experience)
I don't think "programmed" is quite the right word. I wanna say it was more a case of Hammond pushing for spectacle animals while also blocking Henry Wu's ideas for security measures
To say nothing of his interference with Muldoon's concerns
Yeah, it's also a huge plot point in the book version of TLW that the raptors don't act like proper raptors because they were never socialized by proper raptors. It's probably where movies got that dumb Indoraptor needs Blue to be his mommy thing.
This is actually in the game.
It's funny how hard the later movies pushed raptors as all but heroes when they're such savage fucking cunts in the novels
The fans love raptors. It's what usually happens when a villain gets popular. Just look at Harley Quinn.
The whole "but they're genetic mutants" thing is a fucking cop-out. The Lost World literally had Hammond want to have the islands as a wildlife preserve for them.
Man-made clones or not, they're still flesh and blood creatures with survival instincts made from the same ingredients everything else is made of, bullshit science notwithstanding.
I'm not asking for much, just some basic nods to real world biology to make things more interesting. The first movie at least flirted with that by introducing the concept of certain vertebrates having the ability to change sex
What's stopping Jurassic Park sequels from being good?
not hiring good writers
Executives. All the stuff they removed from the last movie regarding the Indoraptor is infuriating. Fuckers just made it so bland.
No, Indominus Raptor in a mansion ruined it.
A real series would make the dinosaurs eat someone once per episode. The children must engage with the Reality of Death and Nature
Why the fuck do they keep harping on the painfully tired "LET'S USE THE (monster) AS A WEAPON!!!" idea?
Considering how many kids are brought to the actual movies, parents have no rights to complain.
Because corporations are EVIL and war profiteering is the most EVIL thing that you can possibly do, or something.
It'd have been better if they wanted to use dinosaurs for genetic research. Find cures inside their DNA or something. Anything other than the "hey, this ankylosaurs is a LIVING TANK'
Because JP was never meant to have sequels yes, even The Lost World book
It was a self contained story about the hubris of man thinking it could conquer and rewrite nature. The first movie practically spells it out for you.
There's only so many times you can go "uh-oh they shouldn't be on an island full of dinosaurs" "uh-oh, they shouldn't introduce those dinosaurs to civilization" without it running dry.
Made worse by both concepts having existed since the beginning of science fiction with Frankenstein, the original Lost World, and King Kong
This guy was killed who knows how many times. Kids can handle death in their cartoons.
They are confusing Jurassic Park with a different Michael Crichton book.
How come only the bad guys and maybe one surfer died in the last movie?
This. The original book literally nuked Nublar at end, hence why Sorna ever had to be retconned in in the first place.
Can we at least go full retard with the concept? I want to see cyborg dinosaurs
The original JP book is more than just a Frankenstein ripoff, it's heart is more in the idea of automation and humantiy's inability to understand or control such systems once they are out of the hands of an operator. This applies to machine automation just as much as it does genetic automation - in both cases, control is an illusion.
>First book ends with Malcolm fucking DEAD
>lol jk guys he got better
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
The target audience for Jurassic movies, ESPECIALLY the latest one is definitely children from 6-13. Kid's who are just seeing movies for the first time
>a two headed rex? that's ludicrous!
>there's also concept art for a three headed rex monster for the same show
Prior to the new movies came out I hadn’t thought about the franchise in years.
Now that I’m older and rewatched everything JP and JW are my shit. I used to be a big Star Wars fan but that’s dead to me now.
I want to see Ultimasaurus fight that
the lamest chaos effect concept is better than the indos
Chaos Effect was the fucking best.
Better as both design and concept in my opinion
No Owen and the raptor squad are the most retarded thing about Jurassic world and the entire franchise.
I had the Amargospinus toy and didn't even know there WAS a broader chaos effect line until eons later
I find it funny how the official toyline with the most batshit insane concept for the franchise had the most scientifically accurate velociraptor across the entire franchise
I still have this toy too since I got if for my fifth birthday
fuckin A the paradeinonychus and ankyloranodon are rad as hell
It will be an adaption of Jurassic Reproduction.
All of the JP films were good. Don’t know why there is any hate for lost world and JP3 is pretty cool lore wise
I’m glad this shit got canned. Okay for a toy line but absolutely retarded story wise
bitch nigga
I feel you. People hard on too much about the dinosaurs being not dinos. They are dinos just not 100% authentic. Since no one has ever seen a living dinosaur you can’t actually say whether or not the dinosaurs in JP act differently than what they are cloned from and outside of fossil evidence you can’t really say how they looked. The fact that all of the dinosaurs in JP are designed with what we do know about the actual dinosaurs means they are about as authentic as they can possibly be.
Chrichton was mad that people loved this franchise for the dinosaurs and not his message which is why he tried to push the “genetic monster” thing even though that is very misleading.
>the first World ended up being irritatingly stupid
You are sorely mistaken if you think people watch these movies for the plot. They watch them to see a velociraptor riding atop a T-Rex into battle against a T-Rex/raptor hybrid.
But the second World movie had less of that and more plot which is why it sucked user
Velociraptor's feathers were preserved in fossils. Jurassic Park is not authentic, and it doesn't have to be. Why does everyone have to try and make excuses for something that just works? If some fag out there's stupid enough to think raptors didn't have feathers that's not Jurassic Park's fault
Jurassic World 1 is legit probably the dumbest fucking thing I ever felt completely satisfied paying full price to see.
I wanted to like it, I really did, but the kid characters just killed the experience for me
But will it have Iguanodons doing what they do best?
call me when we graduate to real nigga hours
The genetic chimeras thing is in the very first book, how could he have added it as a reaction to people liking it?
I was honestly completely done with the movie and I was like "this is such a piece of a shit" and then I got to watch a T-Rex and raptor have a tag team wrestling match with the Original Character Do Not Steal T-Rex and I was just like....sure. You do you, Jurassic World.
Also the shot where the lady frees the T-Rex and then leads it to the I-Rex is legit kind of good.
>All the stuff they removed from the last movie regarding the Indoraptor is infuriating
Any examples?
Holy kek
Not him but I believe there was originally more indications that the indoraptor had killed humans before, like having a skull in its containment cell
Murderer.
I like how the one on the bottom right looks like it's rubbing the other's neck and whispering to it.
IguanaDON’T
Are we at least going to get a thicc cartoon BDH?
Unlikely, a cameo at most and stickened to be sure
In heels
The raptors in JP are based off deinonychus and not velociraptor.
In the very first book wu makes a point that they could make the dinosaurs behave and look however they want but they didn’t because Hammond wanted them to be as authentic as possible. The whole chimera thing comes in the second book when chrichton is a pissy little Bitch because people want to read about park with dinosaurs and don’t care about his muh tampering with gods creations message.
The knife battle in that game was the highpoint of ttg.
Wu's argument was that because the dinosaurs were made with DNA from everything under the sun (the book does not use frogs only.), they aren't real dinosaurs so it doesn't matter if they fix them to be tame and meet people's expectations. It also mentions that the dinosaurs tended to have aberrant behaviors due to the genetic cocktail. It's not a second book only thing.
If they did that then might as well had the dinomen. At least it would have been consistent.
They focus in on the heels for a second SO YOU KNOW that she's running in fucking heels. Amazing.
>Eric Kirby
That fucker survived with a TRex sleeping on the goddamn roof!
They could draw out the pace and have several episodes be over the course of a day or so.
Huh?
>THE ULTIMATE EVIL
I just like dinosaurs user
See these fish? They are genetically modified animals that had jellyfish dna spliced into their own to get the crazy colors you see. They are anatomically the same and behave the same as their counterparts. Just because they have another animals dna spliced into the doesn’t prevent them from being fish.
It's not a movie
Deinonychus was also feathered and small. All of maniraptora is feathered
Dinomen get a bad rap
That’s the exact kind of stupid I want. The Maise “twist” is stupid AND lame. Go full retard and wow us
>>The children are saved by the Velociraptor named Blue at least twice, Once by coincidence and a second time in the finale
O NONONONONO
also
>spoiling a finale twist in the show description
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that wasn't even a original idea, they ripped it from the novel where it was gennaro instead of some random merc
troodon's only there for a "OMG DID YOU KNOW THEY HAVE BIG BRAIN OMG THEY'D EVOLVE TO DINOPEOPLE YOU KNOW" shitty meymey
I mean, Genarro didn’t actually get a kill so I guess some credit for upping the ante
...Which is why it was nice that they were more or less just nightmare fuel and not shown as all that much smarter than anything else
>copyrighted life forms
it's happening bros...
It’s BEEN happening
Old news as far as agriculture goes
You can perfectly buy any variety of plant, multiply it and sell it. It's not copyrighted
Reeeeeee teenagers
Why is it always teenagers. I fucking know why but goddamn it why did it have to be like this
You can get good heels and run in them with practice, it's not as unrealistic as most of the movie
How long do we have to wait before a Jurassic Park you tuber covers camp cretaceous
Sounds like Digimon Adventure honestly