All the male members of the team fall head over heels for this boring, basic-ass bitch

Te russian iron mountain had a thing with Jubilee?
What did Kitty have to say about that?

Emma is better for Scott

Jean from the 90's X-Men cartoon looks like Wilma Flintstone

Emma can't compete with that booty

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Jean is the alphamom. Pdylocke, Storm, Rogue and the rest all have various mental problems that keep them from asserting themselves as the alpha.

Nah, fuck you.

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It's easy user. Rogue can't be fucked more often than not, and even if you pull on full body condom she would probably cry and fuck off. Next is Storm, I don't remeber her having sex through the whole Claremont run. Psylocke has aids. So Jean is the only option.

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Jean being boring means she doesn't have any issues. She's the vanilla ice cream of X-women.

>instead of a white women sleeping with Chinks,Niggers, and Southerners.

>all the male members
>literally just Wolverine and Cyclops

But Wolverine can't get aids, plus he has already been established as having an asian fetish

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Don't forget Beast. And Professor X.

>Next is Storm, I don't remeber her having sex through the whole Claremont run.
Yukio and Forge.

Huh, you are right. There's also that one time with Shaw

Gambit himself has low-level hypnotism, so he's immune to her bullshit

You'd figure that rogue would just swipe one of the mutie-power-cancelling collars and have beast set it up so it can't be locked and she can take it off whenever

>Jean being boring means she doesn't have any issues.
Christ, I never thought of it like that. I've got to find me a boring woman.

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That's just technically since Emma Frost was the one controlling the body.

She finally turned 18 a couple years ago when she adopted a kid

Jean will get bored of Scott and make him gay.

Gambit flirts with everyone, but even he’d never stick his baguette in crazy.

SHHHH!!! user...if she hears you say that she will make you gay. It's best if you pretend to worship everything she does

like, get a life dweeb!

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I really want Emma and Logan to hatefuck.

Gambit took the Rogue pill and never bothered with Jean

no, it's just that Colossus likes them young, but on that topic, Kitty needs someone to teach her how to eat pussy and a threesome sounds like something she would be nervous about at first but really like later. Now...would it be with Rachel or Iliyana

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oh you most certainly can

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i love these

>Jubilee
>with tits

This is an abomination

Meanwhile Colossus is too busy with chasing after underage girls and Nightcrawler with pseudo-incest to give a shit about Jean.

A man of taste I see

fine, here you go. I for one do enjoy Boobilee as well as Flat-Lee

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Jubooty > Boobilee

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You clearly haven't added all the pros of sex with a telepath

but there are better telepaths

not on that team

Nah, she really is hotter than Jean.

Jean is best girl and the ultimate pleb-filter.
Fuck you all frostfags

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only if you're gay

Scott's immune to psychic bullshit. He's just got a fever and the only cure is telepaths

And now you understand racism. Realize that out of all of the white X-Guys, pretty much only Wolverine and Gambit are the only ones who flirt and fuck outside of their race.

Dude she's a telepath. Thats the anserwe to everything.

Na, Emma has the hottest body. Its canon
Unfotunetly its also fake, but you cant tell becuase it's the best money can buy.

And Jean has pure natural tits, ass and hair.
Emma is all fake

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Emma is all natural

Why nobody wanted to fuck Maddie?

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WhY dO pEoPlE hAtE uS?

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It's canon that she had an ugly face and a smaller chest and had to get surgery and implants to fix that right up.
Havok did, but most wouldn't because she's crazy and consorts with demons.

>Emma has the hottest body. Its canon
the hottest body money can buy, that's canon

She still can't compete with the natural beauty of women like Jean or Storm. Tha's why she cosplays as Jean and bodyswapped with Ororo

why is she dressed like an xcom trooper

>>the same team that features much hotter women like Psylocke, Storm, and Rogue

one of my favorite random X-facts is that part of Storm and Angel's mutations are that they make them unbelievably attractive

>pretty much only Wolverine and Gambit are the only ones who flirt and fuck outside of their race.
this is... 100% not true

Not really, they're just very attractive people who happen to be mutants. Like 90% of the rest of the x-men

>Tha's why she cosplays as Jean
Does she want to BE Jean?

She took her man and her role as the main telepath after Jean died, so I would say yes.

nah they've got canon hotness multipliers, Storm's was/is a problematic "best features from all the races of people" thing though

>Jean doesn't have any issues.
HA HA HA wrong.

Emma is actually really ugly

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>Storm's was/is a problematic "best features from all the races of people" thing though
Yeah I remember that

But Angel is just a generic blonde hunk. I don't think mutation has anything to do with his hotness

>Yukio
What?

Hey X-Men are so fond of those weird headress things? With that hair coming out.

Wolverine's friend, Japanase assassin. In the "Wolverine almost gets married" arc she got her in touch with her wild side, they did some stuff off panel, and next thing we know Storm is wearing black leather and has a mohawk. Since then they've always been Claremont-bi with each other whenever they share panel time.

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>zipper just above vag
but why

It's canon Xavier used to get his supply of unstable molecule uniforms from Reed Richards. I figure those were rejected designs he got for a bargain.

Oh, I know who Yukio is. I just wasn't aware it was implied they had sex. But I should know better than to doubt Claremont's ability to indulge his fetishes.

Hudlin got in on it, though this was an illusion.

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How do you use weather powers for sex?

Lightning bolt to the clit

She isn't Emma Frost.

Wrong because before Jean's telepathy awakened all the boys including Xavier already had the hots for her

Except that fag Iceman

Beast
Xavier
Angel
Banshee
Bishop
Glob

and maybe Forge at some point, I'm not sure

Based. Cuckfags need not apply.

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Most of those guys aren’t on the team on a consistent basis.

Kitty and Jubilee were minors, Rogue can't be touched, Storm is either lesbian or the superhero equivalent of a career woman, and Psylocke was not long-term relationship material, and nor was Emma, despite Scott's efforts. Jean was the only one who was wife material, which was why the men all wanted her.

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But Emma and Scott make a great couple.

So? they all had a crush on her at some point
user said it was only Scott and Logan

Storm got around

to make pants easier to put on and take off

You can't make a wife out of a whore, user. As soon as Scott had serious competition for her, the end was inevitable, she got Namored.

Yeah but they're 8 characters out of like 50+ male X-men.

Emma does it consciously.
They were already under her thrall

Does Namor just go around cucking guys?

Storm was far from a celibate, but she always chose the X-Men over a relationship. Someone focused on their career to that level isn't going to make a good wife, or husband.

Yes. He should form a club with Logan and Norman Osborn.

Do telepaths always wind up using their powers to get dick?

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Reminder that Jean fucked Mastermind and enjoyed it.

Of course. Take the impulsiveness selfish tendencies of a teenage girl, then give that girl telepathy. It's a wonder more people don't wind up mind raped.

It was rape you twat

Nate Grey did, which is why he's an volcel now