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BEST GIRL
First
gen: lock is the only good show on the block right now
Reminder Finral just got hit with enough spatial magic to literally distort and warp entire chunks of his flesh and blood away
(You)
based
G'night, Toonami General
AAAAAANNNOOOOON
YOUR MOTHERS ASS ISS CAAAAALING
Begin
Pitou best girl
Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo
Best girl
Best girl
Did you type this with your braille keyboard
Best girl
Logically that cannot be true. It would equate to all shows on the block being equally terrible,
You ever think of something really horrible RIGHT before you cum and it just ruins the whole thing? FUCK. I just wanted to fap to the meat master.
>next week on Food Wars...
The rest of the Black Bulls jumping in to protect Finral was pure kino
This is your new mistress.
Any questions?
Fucking metal
Reposting
Alright, so that bastard turned his brother into cheese...
Now what?
Man, I don't even hate Gen;Lock but you have to be a genuine sort of retard to believe this
Who is she
Ice girl a cute
Wizard King is just chillin'. Does he...care if his men die?
Would Eromanga Sensei be appropriate enough for Toonami?
Season zero at least had a lot of good action scenes.
Is that a deliberate pun? Niku = meat in Japanese.
Yo can you use space magic to make a black hole and spaghettify a dude?
I have one
What’s her magic. All jokes aside
>when the squad rolls in
Remember when Killua saw Gons shoes.
>When even the joke party members get serious
Imagine if Yami actually did make it to watch the tournament and saw this
breasts, breasts, breasts
I didn't need see all that. It was cooler when it happened instantaneously.
Kyouko Takizawa
>The black bulls will never defense force you like this.
You were saying?
Noelle can get it
>nigga thinks he's hot shit
>as soon as the bulls drop on him, he whispers at a low voice
Fucking pussy.
I TOOK A WEEK-LONG COURSE WITH THE CHRONOMANCER AND HAVE OBTAINED NEW POWERS FOR MY SKELETONS! BEHOLD AS THEY BEND TIME TO THEIR WHIM TO SPOOKIFY PEOPLE IN WHOLE NEW WAYS!
TRULY I AM UNBEATABLE AND NECRONMANCY REMAINS SUPREME! TIME FOR SKELETONS!
I want to have my first kiss with Pitou!
To provide some context for what Erina is doing. She's not just crushing existing organizations for the hell of it, she's trying to build an empire. All members of the Council of Ten have lots of influence and money, most of them head their own student orgs and run their own businesses. They have tons of facilities at the school with dozens if not hundreds of members. What this means is, under the rules of Shokugeki, in order for her to challenge these guys and move up in the council she has to have stuff she can put on the line against all the shit they can bring to bear. If she wants to weaken her rivals to the point that they have to wager their seat on the council against her, she needs to chip away at their holdings little by little, and for that she needs holdings of her own to wager against them.
You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs, and you can't build a kingdom without rolling over weaklings.
How does Demarco allow this on the block? I know for a fact this show has made me try to sexually molest people with food, and I can’t stop cumming to Erina and Megumi. Every night after Food Wars, it’s like a jar of marshmallow fluff exploded in my shorts.
yes yes yes
Post that one BC image with the maximum breast showing
I 100% accept this
This show is worse than Naruto.
Looks like he was gathering a doctor?
older brother could've won if he just went ape shit
Why do a lot of people in Black Clover have such shitty family members?
Lel
I summon thee
>failed upward
I like that phrase.
Thank you
Why doesn't anyone put this fucking faggot down?
>no one will ever defense force you like this
How do you feel about the Wizard shota
Motherfuckers always forgetting about anti magic
>Finral is one of the nicest people I ever met
Well it's nice to hear that but I feel you all just shit on him all day every day.
>What did you do!?!
Oh my gosh, it's like he has an ANTI-MAGIC SWORD or something.
Seriously, how is Asta's abilities not common knowledge by this point?
>Wizard King says trying to kill fellow magic knights doesn't belong in the tournament
>Luck continues talking about killing Langris
lol
>mistress
no thanks
11:00 Dragon Ball Super 121 (of 131)
>WITH HIS PRIDE ON THE LINE! VEGETA'S CHALLENGE TO BE THE STRONGEST!
11:30 GEN:LOCK 1 (of 8) woops
>THE PILOT
12:00 Fire Force 2 (of 52)
>THE HEARD OF A FIRE SOLDIER
12:30 Lupin the Third Part 5 8 (of 24)
>WHO HAS THE BLACK NOTEBOOK?
1:00 Food Wars! 5 (of 37)
>THE ICE QUEEN AND THE SPRING STORM
1:30 Black Clover 81 (of --)
>THE LIFE OF A CERTAIN MAN
2:00 Boruto 43 (of -)
>A NINJA'S JOB
2:30 Naruto Shitpuden 261 (of 500)(Finaly Halfway)
>FOR MY FRIEND
3:00 Mobile Suit Gundam The Origin: Advent of the Red Comet 5 (of 11)
>CHAR AND GARMA
3:30 My Hero Academia 61 (of 64)
>DEKU VS. KACCHAN, PART 2
Week 375 of Toonami
>Ratings for 7/13
11:00 DB:Super: 757,000
11:30 Attack on Titan: 463,000
12:00 Fire Force: 388,000
12:30 Lupin the Third: Part 5: 301,000
1:00 Food Wars: 304,000
1:30 Black Clover: 346,000
2:00 Boruto: 343,000
2:30 Naruto: 283,000
3:00 Gundum: 278,000
3:30 MHA 362,000
cause reeee nobles
mah nigga
ZA WARUDO
Been doing it all my life.
>that animation
kek
Shit happens.
>this episode
Let me wait til they're juuuust about to kill each other
people know there's an anto magic kid out there, but no one knows what he looks like
also Landris is the kind of prick who doesn't feel the need to watch other matches so probably didn't realize who he is
...I really don't understand the Time King's value system.
>Asta getting put in time out
This just isn't fair
>interrupting my PRIME TIME
fucking lol
I mean clover is kind of fucked up. There's a reason the midnight sun was able to recruit so many disaffected citizens to be terrorists.
The guy thinks he is hot shit. He probably thought his magic would obliterate the sword due to its nature or something
>It's a finral dies episode.
A nigga of culture
There always needs to be someone that a group shits on to make everyone else feel better.
Yami can't help but murder
When Marilyn Manson gets subtitled, you know shit gets real
Gordon...
You're in the club when this guy says something to you but you cant hear it.
wat do
inbred nobles
>Just eating bread loafs whole
How the fuck did Subway convince people eating a whole fucking loaf of bread is healthy?
>I'm sorry
>I'm about to commit murder
She's a dyke though
You'd be a bit kill-happy too if your dump time was being constantly interrupted.
talent, ability and any combination thereof regardless of social status or mental/emotional stability
Ask him to speak up.
Where the fuck is the pyromancer? I got a bunch of new necromancer images to show off.
N-not that I miss him or anything... b-baka.
>everyone is worried
>fat people are eating
Tell them to turn down the music so I can hear the gospel of my lord
OH SHIT IS HE ABOUT TO GO FULL ELF
my brother of similar skintone
Start by defrosting in the sink
Once defrosted add contents of package to water in a small saucepan.
Cook until plump.
Add your side dish and enjoy.
I will do everything in my power to help her hook up with Charlotte.
I know that pain all too well. Rest up, my brother.
Don't ever forget that fusion is the strongest magic!
Just like the early chapters of the manga.
pretend I heard it and thank him
I would open my asshole so fucking wide for Gordon. You don't even know. I'm talkin Hot Kinky Jo meets Proxy Paige at a chili eating contest.
It's just white people things.
>squidbillies still a thing
>ATHF cancelled
how
So is Bakugo's VA going to become the go-to for "legitimately strong asshole who hates everyone"?
>subway
>bread
They haven't made actual bread in like a decade
Fuck this edgelord
Yami's takin a shit and he gives you this look.
wat do
Dont worry they just puff it up to make you think its a whole loaf. It is just marketing. They only use a thimble of yeast and flour
I hope you get locked up for this.
Fuck, I need to find me a squad like the bulls.
This is like when you're in elementary school and some kid starts shit and you start defending yourself and the teacher puts you both in time out.
She doesn't deserve her. Man that fucking backstory was retarded also.
>Squidbillies is still on
Holy shit
I meant more just out of all the moments he could have intervened, the one he chose seemed completely arbitrary.
He's that train kid, but with magic instead of trains
Genuflect
How the fuck is Squidbillies not done?
are those cheetos and boiled veeineta sausages?
Landris is a bitch ass pussy, I hope the bulls catch him in an alley.
did this game ever get translated I think the first one was but I don't know about this one
Why do they continue using that intermission clip?
Tell him to push past his limits and go beyond
share my meat with him
both shows were trash
Langris is actually right; people need to stop being fucking weaklings but whatever the show will continue to paint him as evil and wrong.
Pitou is the cutest girl in the world.
They eat because they are worried.
Do what I must
who is Bakugou voicing?
good brother embrace it become the culinary god you were meant to be.
Most of their customers are probably still operating on the food pyramid they learned 20 years ago where bread is the largest part.
finish shitting or pinch it off and go outside.
Buy him a megaphone.
I would actually rather have Charlotte, 100% prime wife material.
Who else wants to beat up Landris? With our powers combined, I'm sure he doesn't stand a GHOST of a chance!
Yea shit pops into my head all the time, ranging from things I will never find attractive, to garbage fetishes, to even death of someone. I think it happens because I'm focusing on one thing too hard and then in the back of my mind all these other things are going on and suddenly it comes to the forefront. It doesn't always happen near climax and of course not always when fapping.
>mfw my only idea of being strong is being able to win fights
I'm so weak bros. Why?
So I'm obviously not making every dish shown in Food Wars but I'm open to dish suggestions for the episodes I don't cover.
never trust a fart
And they are worried because they eat.
Flamin' Hot Cheetos and Lil' Smokies
What a racist battery commercial
>I just backed into your car in the parking lot, fucked up your bumper and tail lights real bad
>"thank you"
This is why you don't do what you do, just ask him what he said, don't be a pussy.
Just need to wash my hands. Hope he doesn't mind.
I don't know I just played it blind
Someone with real strength doesn't lose.
fuck heat
fuck summer
please give me any of the other 3 seasons
Damn, He mean that much to you?
you will never be able to post her again how does this make you feel my man i mean its just so sad seeing you post into the void we hardly even see you anymore its a shame
Hot.
he's a fucking time wizard with literal time perception hax, he can afford to wait until literally the last moment because he's that good, so he lets stuff play out
Peanut butter squid
Pitou is love
>I'm stronger than these people therefore they might as well not exist
Well, good to know everyone can just go home because Langris is capable of protecting the entire empire alone. Good job Langris.
Or a big butt and a smile
Perhaps real strengh is the bonds we make along the way
This is kind of a spot on description.
What do you suppose wizard cooks are like? Could they beat the elite of the elite in Food Wars?
bento box
THERE IS A SPY IN UA!
Good taste
Just get a quirk and hang around
A double agent? Wow haven't seen that in Any recent Anime.
Langris/homocidal portal autist.
Can't you hear it?
Thoughts on Noelle?
I thought about this
Gee wizz. could it be that evil looking guy that none of us fucking recognize?
yo, king doesnt stream anymore?
any toonami stream? adultswim keeps giving me connection error.
I miss toonami bros
fuck spectrum westcoast only
>It is but... we'll do it.
Not even "it's necessary" or "we need to" just "I wanna"
>team g vs team g
how do you fuck up that badly
Holy shit, that looks wonderful.
But he is literally a weak ass bitch, bulls drop on him and then he goes silent.
But big butts are everything!
Wow there so close to each other
That girl is dangerous.
where you at senpai?
FL user here so heat just fucking sucks here until "winter" where it sort of get bearable
why dont you cook something thats actually good as a late night dinner
I'm game for it. Some lessons need to taught through enforcement.
This show is so shit.
This guy is dying stop insulting him.
Fragil is qt
>Vanessa worrying about Finral
Cute
Would hug
Langris really needs to get laid
>Wizard King becomes a teen
I am so ready for some Mereoleona x Julius /ss/
Forced Tsundere.
She'd have been better off as a Satania clone. LIke "HAHA" guy, but more competent
They would never be able to beat 1 or 2 even with magic. Their food game is that on point.
>Asta is using the absorbing sword instead of the reflecting one because he can't react fast enough when using the bigger reflecting sword
little details
>You'll look like a fool
>SO DON'T FUCKING DIE
At least they have their priorities straight.
Who won't Asta die?
Just wait 2 more weeks
meat
There's a difference between being right about one thing but being a total dick about it, actually having a valid argument.
I'm calling bullshit on that.
>if you GAVEUPALREADY
Was that because of the lips, or did he say it awkwardly like that for another reason?
He's on
cytube
do you think the VA of asta and noelle have in-character sex?
Wizard King looks high as fuck.
nice squat
>two right feet
This block needs some oldies. Maybe GitS again or LotGH. Something good from before 2010.
I'd like her on my bone throne, if you know what I mean.
I'm being more literal than you think.
Like would you even want a fucking headcase like this on your fucking military squad? He's literally trying to murder other magic knights. This guy deserves to to be locked up.
Damn, Asta going to lose!
a qt
>All it takes is one shot to the head or heart for this series to be over
Does time magic beat space magic?
Backstory time...
That stupid star on his forehead was an actual plot device.
suddenly backstory
>can only bust it out two times a day
don't worry asta best i can do is 4 times
Asta can't die. I can certify this.
we find out later on Zora's dad inspired the Wizard King into being a good man
Even Obvious villain guy is getting a backstory.
>I'm only doing this 'cause I really don't like that guy
Okay, but tell me how you REALLY feel?
pa
cuck
Like what kind though
jibun woo
>He dresses like the superhero doll his dad made
Aww
>had to miss Food Wars
Tonight was not delicious.
>obvious villain
prepare to be subverted
does Yea Forums have fathers
I'm sure theirs a lot of screaming involved
>implying
Goku got shot through a lung that one time and walked it off
>He's dressed up as the doll his dad made him
Aw, fuck. And here I thought he was just an edgelord...
Zara is such a friggin' goof. Also he REALLY nailed what his son would look like grown up.
Where did you go?
>Coworker gives me 50 dollars
am I going to get rapeD?
im not gay but i am drunk but the young version of the trap guy is wait im still not gay nm
Zora was such a good housewife
His dad was based as fuck
>Obvious villain guy
I'm sorry for your loss.
Just make up for it by cooking something super fancy and throwing all your clothes off as you eat it.
6/10 would make a decent concubine
Pic related is the best
my dad loved to play pranks where he set me on fire, dropped me in a pit, impaled me with spikes, electrocuted me, etc
ADD HIM TO THE WALL
Post your ass.
TOAST MEAT
thx user, thank god for adbock, i hate stupid twitchfaggotry chat.
ANOTHER FUCKING THIEF TAKING MY HAIRDO!
Work, or did something else come up?
Yeah, that's how hentai usually starts.
MUH NOBLES AGAIN
>Cant get LOTGH because no dub
I really want to watch it with /TG/
>More USNOBLESAMIRITE
We get it Tabata
>Killed by friendly fire
>Probably some noble being a prick
Oh fuck these niggas. No wonder he hates nobles
FUCKING NOBLES MAN
More nobleshit
Tiddy wtich
God what a fucking joke hahaha let's desecrate his grave hahaha, on our way home lets run over some homeless people and piss on the poor.
What the fugg man
>Nobles shit-talking a magic knight commoner who died
What are these guys, Marvel civilians in an X-men comic?
>I GOTTA FIND OUT WHO KILLED MY DAD
Those nobles got away with it
>Nobles team killing
fuck rich people
I'm 26 and my dad is still my hero
Dude lived through shit I could never believe and now lives a nice life but never forgets where he came from
Big tasty meat
They sure are
That girl is POISON
>backstory for the Bleach guy
hes ganna die isnt he
My magic power is rape.
Looks like they just mentioned that. Also huh, I figured pointy-teeth guy was just like two or three years older than Asta, but it seems more like ten or twenty?
>Evil Dead
he tried to warn us but we didn't listen
>images you can smell
Okay, this is a good backstory.
Yes, kill all the nobles. I need more fancy corpses!
TIME TO KILL THE ELDERLY.
Holy shit, does somebody have a gif of him getting J U S T'D at the tree
So he goes around killing presumptuous nobles? I guess they deserve it.
You rang?
Jeez almost every Magic Knight was a rapist
wow the Purple Orcas are the fucking WORST
Getter Robo Armageddon is what we need
GAS MAGIC THE NOBLES
Based batman hisoka
Peasants, step off.
>didnt use a pic of her
i've fallen under her spell
10, yeah.
>YOU JERKS
So this guy is a 90s superhero and not a supervillain?
iv always preferred nice ribeye with a fair bit of marbling
Pitou is love
Did they show Geass recently? I haven't been keeping up lately.
>there are commoners in this thread RIGHT NOW
I WANT MORE
Name of comic?
Sudden morality!
IS THAR ROHAN SENSIE
>Black Clover over
That brings an end to our necro-posting for now. I'm reviving a classic and leaving you all with the Wishing Skeleton. See you all next week, and stay spooky.
No kidding. Then again they had one of if not the nicest guy in the entirety of the knights...that they killed via "friendly fire"...
>2 hours of pure garbage left
no thanks
still alive in the manga
Young mage, you have the power and skills to join the Golden Dawn, but also the rapist instincts of a true Purple Orca!
Guess Hunter Hunter put him out of the job to become a magic knight
F
Damn Ichigo has a narc on for nobles
I'm starting to think the creator of Black Clover was poor as shit growing up.
don't go after sister lily
Time for Uzumaki Boruto!
Well, you can smug right off then.
Snuggly.
I need to sleep off Gen:lock, it still burns. Good luck to those going for gold, and keep fighting the good fight.
Have fun, everyone, and see you all next week.
Honestly surprising, considering how seminal it is.
How about pork chops for next week then
>tfw the dub keeps using peasant and commoner interchangeably even though those are two different social strata in the clover kingdom.
Not killing, but he does brutalize them, and to be honest with everything in this series so far there's like a handful of nobles who aren't assholes at this point.
Their leader was that big fat guy with mask, remember him? He intentionally let the bad guys into the capital to invade because he was greedy for profit and power. The Purple Orcas are, short of one character, genuinely horrible people that would let their country burn if they could get ahead on it.
Don't care how """Kino""" this episode of MHA is im not staying up til 3:00 am for this
What are you fags doing during the retard hour?
Thinking aside from a long awaited bathroom break, finding something to eat. All I have is a box of goldfish and some powdered donuts to my knowledge. Maybe there's a small pizza in the freezer. I want to deep fry some fries but I don't feel like the effort because my allergies are killing me. Sucks to want a specific taste but you have to settle for the exact opposite, kind of like watching Toonami.
FUCK POOR PEOPLE
>getting mad over a dead peasant
Not as good as Mereoleona.
Ya know?!
Welp, time to post high concentrations of waifus.
Does it count if the character died in a flashback?
Wait, how long has Julius been wizard king? Also was he even a magic knight or did he time magic his way straight to the top?
Where's the old man from lupin?
>missing the Infernal from Fire Force
using my new onahole
Last time it was on toonami was old toonami
Fry em up
>this kills the nobleshit
best of luck to you skeleman
sleep snug bug have a juri pic
lmao
Time for an hour of Naruto, which means Toonami is over! See you next week!
kind of hard to take ol robbie seriously when he keeps going on about the cult of pure reason.
He got tired of killing people on the toilet
Didja put hothead on there? Although it may get cluttered if we put every fire force character on there.
Gladly.
backstory just now revealed he was a regular knight
Tomorrow, you!
wait, is this Bosch?
I mean wouldn't they view them both the same way,either way?
see if boruto is worth it
but get the fap engines ready for naruto
but first make sure my cat isnt in my room before i start fapping
He was a knight, then a captain, then wizard king. We'll see some backstory.
Soon
>One brownie wants to invade your meat
>The other will reprimand you for having meat
>see if boruto is worth it
it never is
I don't get it, why would nobles like rape so much?
>recently
Try more than 10 years ago on AS.
But Gen:Lock wasn't even that bad for a premiere. It's the shit that comes later that'll ruin you. Still, goodnight quitter.
West Coast, best coast!
Oh shit dont have that one
I gotta take some ibuprofen my mouth, I'll probably either gring more in Disgaea 1 or play through One Piece Unlimited World Red
TABOO
>rich people are bad and will hurt you for their amusement
Why do people keep pounding this into stories?
Should I start collecting now or wait until next thread?
He goes around beating up asshole magic knights, but he doesn't seem to really explain to them WHY he's kicking their asses, so they never really learn anything
Waifu o'clock is the best time. Of course, its all the time in one's heart.
I'm sure a fair few will be celebrating the return of the panda.
Until next week Shas'o
Skidarro skidirro, this meme is a fuckin zero
I mean, they probably think commoners are useful for running shops and restaurants and stuff. Peasants life in a part of the kingdom they literally call the forsaken realm.
boruto has its moments
and if it doesnt there is always sarada
Everyone likes rape, user.
Nobles just have the power to do it.
oh nvm your shit taste is chronic
Using Exhentai.org
I'm going to bed so count this as my entry
What's the theme?
THAT FUCKING CAT AGAIN
Because it's true
I'm going to bed. Black Clover is over as is smash top 32 so I have no reason to stay up now. Good night everyone.
This
Can't wait for Bort to fuck her
Look user when you can conjure fireballs and shit you get cocky
So this is what Shinobi do during peacetime
because it's true
Good and hilarious edit.
Because that's exactly what happens. People born into their money are usually assholes
That pic's pretty risky, user.
>that stubble
noice
Because it works on children.
Boruto episode description: 'A man threatens to blow up a bank.'
good lord
Probably dump toku webms
i wish the animation in this show was regularly as good as the OP's
you dont even know what taste is. like every other buzzword it gets lost to the ages and you use it not out of experience, but habit.
we should stop it, that how we got that guy with the pedo rape island. Stop cartooning people like this.
hopefully hill ary goes to prison
Damn, thought she she had her stomach exposed.
It's often true.
this is what genin do, because they are still learning
May your honorable beloved enchant your evening.
Pitou is for petting tenderly and lovingly
Boruto makes me wish I could go back to high school and just call people I didn't like the N-word and be extremely racist.
Boruto sounds too much like a woman.
>oh right, I forgot you're a suspicious homo
Because it's true?
>Naruto did an S rank mission for his first
>Boruto still hasnt
lol @ him
no shit I saw a box dvd set for this at my local CD store.
garbage characters and shows (in honor of the dumpster fire Demarco just put on the block)
Boruto's dick belongs to the purple-haired girl.
The Retard Power Hour rears it dumb head once more. What will you do with your free time?
Just family stuff. You don't want to do it, but nobody else is available so if you leave them hanging you become the asshole.
seriously, where did all his characterization he got learning the importance of mundane letter delivery go?
wait so does this mean ninjas raised in bad neighborhoods have the advantage
Hey hey, Toonami General, what's up? It's Deep Space Radio ready to set it off right tonight!
Let's get started with another one from Skameleon, because I just love that name so much.
youtube.com
This is their ska cover of Wonderwall. Ha, yeah. German ska really tickles me for some reason, it's just not something I'd expect. At least I think they're German, can't seem to find anything about them in English. Anyway, this is a pretty good cover of a normally kind of annoying song. I like their energy and they clearly have fun with this stuff.
And if that's not your speed, try this. I won't tell you what it is, because you should be able to hover over the embed anyway, you lazy bastards.
Naruto's first mission was a mislabled B-level just like Boruto.
Read the Boy because of all the commercials[.
Might start drawing now though but don't know what to draw
I thought Zabuza was just a B or a low A.
His sister, his mom or his aunt?
Is Boruto just going to wind up dating Mitsuki due to it being the easiest course of action?
>that rock lee design
J U S T
but that's a lung.
So Bort' dad's first missions were rescuing cats followed by a higher rank mission than he was assigned.
And Bort's first mission was a higher rank than what he was assigned, followed by a bunch of cat rescuing.
>that news anchor
please tell me he's not wearing fucking sandals under that outfit
>News t.v.
THE FUCK!?
forgot naruto is fap/waifu time.
based Rock Lee
The former terrorist with the pokemon.
God Boruto is such a contemptible cunt.
Trying not to OD on ibuprofen and playing One Piece Unlimited World Red
>Can't wait for Bort to fuck her
Yes Hiashi, we're aware.
>It's a fucking 3DS game
damn lee got swollen.
Chad Lee
>Remember to keep up your /fit/ness Metal!
>don't worry Boruto, I will be a girl for you
Fire style! Muhammad Akbar No Jutsu!
>there's no reason to do good things if it doesn't make you famous
I fucking hate Boruto.
I wish Mitsuki was the main character.
Because he got a taste of danger afterwards?
No, they did several basic ones like catching runaway cats before Naruto demanded a higher ranking.
>Manger is clearly voiced by Naruto's VA
>"Whatever, I'll just go talk to my dad."
WE 3DS NOW
Why is Boruto such a little shit?
Their first missions were the same type of low level D-rank shit. It mostly happened off screen though. Zabuza was an A or S rank mission that was labeled as a C-rank because the village paying for it scammed the leaf. It wasn't their first mission.
Indeed. Of course, if doing the right thing were easy or had no cost, everyone would do it.
Well. That's interesting.
REMOVE UCHIHA
LIKE THE GOOD OL DAYS AFTER 9/11
Orochimaru will make Mitsuki a clone sister and they'll have her be his and Boruto's breeder surrogate.
Fuck, I'm feeling sleepy. I never get sleepy at this time. SOMEONE HELP ME!
I wish Mitski was the main character.
Whoops, forgot the other link.
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>weren't uchihas the police force before
Lol well
>police
>family of S Ranked criminals
Who thought that was a good idea?
Groovy
Do you really need a detonator for paper bombs?
He has incredible natural talent on top of learning fast when he applies himself, and never experienced meaningful hardship in his life.
>A bomb vest made of explosive talismans
well
They're not gonna mention the Police Force was just glorified segregation enforced by the 2nd Hokage?
Skibibble Skibibblack
Your spell fails 'cause I'm black
>A fucking Ninja Suicide bomber
The Uchiha were notoriously policemen for several directions until they...weren't for some reason.
UNF
cant wait to show latest commission
>a fucking incel wants to kill himself
Why the fuck does a world full of ninjas need cops?
A dose of waifu before bed sounds questionable, but the positives outweigh the negatives in this case. Sleep well everyone.
Shouldn't the bomber be from the sand village
not everyone can manipulate chakra to detonate the paper bombs that way
Atleast I know I'm not the only one who wanted this. His whole Metal gear solid tier backstory was pretty entertaining.
Is that a boy or a girl?
I suppose it sets them off all at once instead of a chain reaction.
The latter has a chance for waste.
>team 7 stops the walmart shooter
TOO SOON
breed stock
Holy shit, a ninja village isn't just throwing a kunai into this guy's throat?
HEY KIDS. WANNA STOP A SUICIDE BOMBER? TALK HIM DOWN THE LEDGE AND SHIT?
Someone had entirely too much fun making that one.
A tragedy hit and stuff. They're all dead except for Sasuke.
Why does MHA's world full of superheroes need cops?
But user, the police ARE a family of S-ranked criminals. So they're perfect for the job.
the legendary talk talk no jutsu that Naruto passed onto his son is too strong this poor guy has no chance
I bought the day one edition and I still haven't touched it. From what people say that might be a good thing.
Now that's an odd but neat way to start it off.
Ain't that the truth.
Hey, let's dial it bad into a real smooth jam here from Moonchild, The List:
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I'm not the type to listen to those lo-fi channels so I don't know if this is the type of thing that plays on them, but I expect it probably is. And rightly so, it's a very relaxing track, excellent subtle use of horns in a few parts, I really like that. There's a lot to be said for low-key application of instrumentation. Cute little video, too, very peaceful. So sit back for a minute and chill, but don't go to sleep yet, there's still a couple hours to go here.
Since I finally finished KLK I can now honestly say you have exceptional taste
>Can cast from my phone to my tv so i don't have to watch missed episodes on the AS site or app
I fucking love the future.
Can anyone explain to me the ninja tiers? Right now I have 3 Genin, 2 Jounin and 1 Oni and kinda wondering where I stand as a Mastermind.
Not even Pretime skip naruto or shippuden naruto wouldn't know how to deal with this
Why the fuck does a world full of people that can literally create food and water via magic have poverty and famine? It's best not to question it, that's why.
I wonder if he ever sent Pink that gift.
Bort hasn't mastered that.
Why are all these people sperging out in Naruto's village? This shit didn't happen this often back in the Pre-Peace days.
To stop people from using their god given gifts without first being under government control.
Ah, I know that situation all too well. At least it didn't take up your entire night.
Both excellent ways to start the night.
I actually prefer this version to the original.
who is he grooming Himawari for?
>ywn stuff Sarada's know it all mouth with your dick and cum inside
God she's such a NILF
I'm glad they built in an hour of Naruto shit so I can actually get some work done on my overnight. Thanks, [as]!
Inojin
Not really a fair comparison. The cops came first in MHA. Superheroes are fairly recent in their world. The Naruto world was always like this and cops were just made later for one village.
>Bort attacks bomber
>deadman switch activates
>big boom
>Daddyto covers up the accidental death
it's a special mission meant to teach Bort the talk jutsu
>talk someone out of killing themselves
Good luck with that.
Walmart isn't a bank, and a bomb vest isn't something that "shoots"
Does the N stand for ninja, or something else?
Pitou is our queen
Backup.
Pulling in Shikamaru's genes would be good.
Peace times makes weaker citizens, we didn't have young men shooting up Walmarts in the 1940s.
>Trusting a kid to talk down a suicide bomber.
I actually didn't like it at first but it grew on me the more I listened. The brass really helped.
>we BDSM now?
I picked it up for 5 dollars on the Switch just to kill some time for Astral Chain, I want to say it's a game that feels like it came out 10-15 years too late. It'd probably be better as a PS2 game. It really should've just been a 3DS release.
I actually like those lo-fi beat channels to help me sleep
>Has stealth advantage to take him down
>talks to him
He even held it up
sakura and sarada are so fucking hot
>we're not even sure what you really want
MONEY, PROBABLY
NILF?
>Bort trying to negotiate
Welp, we're fucked
>his walmart doesn't have a bank
>his bomb vest can't shoot
>Want me to hold that detonator while you try again?
Okay, this episode just got good.
If Naruto's world has a porn industry, Sarada was made for it.
>just give me the detonator and i'll tie this knot for you
Dude aren't you wearing a jacket made of bombs? Blow that fucking safe open.
Wait, what's his name?
I assume it's Nerd I Like to FUck
Genin are rookies and newbies on the bottom rung. Chunin are mid-tier, the Academy teachers, standard soldiers, and average ninja worth their salt but not major. Jounin are the established ninja that are certainly worth their salt, and stand at the top of the hierarchy of standard ninja, often serving as group commanders and squad leaders. There's also special ranking groups like Konoha's ANBU, who are Jounin with black-ops positions. At the top stands the Kage, or -kage with village factors before it in japanese naming, who are the greatest ninja and leader of the village.
Don't mind Sanin, it exists only as a title given to legendary figures.
VIC IS THAT YOU?
GO HOME GAMER GIRL
One of the things I feel like would make this show more entertaining is if Mitsuki sometimes misjudges when he should and shouldn't hold back. Like just going way too overkill on a simple mission.
>CRUNCH TIME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
niece? ninja? nagger nouth?
Next, let's wake up a little with this classic, here's Tank! Performed live by J-Music Ensemble.
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And a damn fine job of it they did, which is good, because I have the song so stuck in my head from hearing it so many times over the years that I was expecting to be able to catch the smallest discrepency. But no, they nail it. Listen to those fucking horns blare, baby. God DAMN. You folks don't need me to describe this song, though, you all know it. So just sit back and enjoy.
He probably just wants death by cop.
>Video game crunch
v/ episode?
>AAA vidya industry is fucked over by crunch even in vietnamese cartoons
>couldn't do crunch
Literally GAMERS RISE UP
Holy shit, its Kojima!
Not my scene, but its good.
Nerd, but ninja fits too.
New thread?
Naofumi.
I think it's for Ninja
>mfw they switched from c++ to python
>video game programming in the ninja world
What the fuck
>Programmer for video game
>Good at it
>Finished game in time
>Fired because fake news
He should have just leaked the source code or something
reminder that this was all recorded at least 5 years ago
thats why im asking lol
God you're dumb.
He's never gonna finish that is he? ;_;
What does this have to do with magic ninjas?
So one of the things Naruto/Kakashi did as Hokages was take all the technology that was just for shinobi-use-only and proliferating it for public use?
Turns out he worked on the Kagemasa game Bort loves
>python
I'd rob a bank too
Boruto...you're getting a little too real for me.
Did they write this episode like a week ago? People can do magic and we still have class systems? This is fucking absurd.
I want it say it has actually been on 3DS, but that's just because it's been ported a million times over. I find myself wanting to get it in other consoles just for the sake of having One Piece on there for the price of like 4 dollars.
Mr. DJ, you are the man.
THE MADMAN
>Thousands of ninjas fought and died so capitalism could ruin the economy
>Misae
I can only refer to her as Mitzi
Whelp, time to kill myself, kiddo. Catch you on the flip.
Yeah, pretty good performance.
My usual gripes about live music performances, but respect for the talent involved.
Disregard this reply as if it was a retort. But I am going to let your reply linger for you to re-read for the rest of the block.
>pretended to be a bank robber
>the bomb is actually real
What part of this is pretend?
its a fucking DS game
Naruto started out post-post-post-apocalypse, and there was a lot of scattered bits of tech scattered around.
>the rich get richer
>the poor get children
Would you buy it?
Yeah, this hits way to close to home. God I hate this.
Even if he doesnt kill himself he's not gonna develop games in jail you dumb nerd
I feel like blowing yourself up at the studio office or a game store selling the game would be a bigger fuck up for the game than a bank
An actual Naruto game has a cover like this.
I wonder if this episode is trying to tell us something.
>You...you're a fellow gamer?!
The part where the audience cares.
>tries to talk down the terrorist
>he activates the bomb anyway
DAMMIT BORT
>I decided I will not kill myself *laughs*
holy fuck
>i've made a terrible mistake
>the bomber just happened to be a game developer who worked on Boruto's favorite game
Okay, you just lost me.
No Boruto! You gave him a reason to live RIGHT before his inevitable death.
GAMERS RISE UP
already did
it's pretty fun
they just added Based Zabuza
>OH NO I DON'T WANT TO KILL MYSELF ANYMORE
fuck no Naruto games suck ass
>I've decided I'm not gonna kill myself
What the fuck did I just miss? What the hell
Nintendo wins again, baby.
That's about how it usually goes.
Starts off as military tech, eventually someone gets to make it privately and it becomes a rich kid's toy, then someone refines and reworks the designs and it hits the wide civilian market.
>That suiciders remorse
I know that feel.
surely if we shock the DETONATOR the bomb will stop
boruto cant be this naruto
He probably doesn't wanna hurt his coworkers or people who're gonna buy the game.
I can't believe that commercial makes anyone fucking interested. It makes me want to avoid it.
>so I electrocuted him to death
>at least he didn't kill himself! :)
I think there's some kind of genetic component to how good you are at ninjutsu? I'm not really sure how much the average guy can handle.
How did Boruto know that a power surge wouldn't just cause the bomb to detonate immediately?
The bomb.
Hey while we're genre-hopping, let's hit the eurobeat track with Big Blue from F-Zero, remixed by Dominic Ninmark.
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It sounds like a fucking Mega Man song, honestly, but that works well to its favor. I don't know if it'll appeal to some of you, but it's pretty cool. And Big Blue has always been one of F-Zero's best tracks, musically and otherwise. Best thing about Mario Kart 8 was that DLC pack that had it as a track. To wit:
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New thread
It actually pains me people are attracted to Sarada. Characters like her are the worst and her dub VA managed to make her more insufferable.
His punishment won't be too severe. Just the death penalty.
Why didn't he just make an indie game?
oh yeah, boruto has rich friends
>Erica Mendez
SHE'S EVERYWHERE
This episode was a bit suddenly too woke and real and absurd.
>thread almost dead
confession time. due to Ryuko dollanons weight loss crap I also bought a manual lawn mower and a manual weed whacker and only using these things twice in one month I lost 15 fucking american weights.
the nepotism in this show is disgusting, especially when they are harping against the rich vs poor dynamic
Fooking nice
It was a 3DS release, I only found out about the console release when looking up gameplay last week. Four bucks really is a reasonable price but I feel like I should've waited since like a day or two later Street Fighter 30th anniversary collection went on sale.
Boruto is so far the second shonen anime that spent an episode promoting a 3DS game
It made me interested but not enough to watch it.
Only thing the show has going for it to me is Starlights actress
She's pretty cute
He didn't, hence why he used clones
Because it's a NINJA bomb
Like I'm not sure, is the law of ninjutsu really "Any cunt can do it", even people with malformed chakra coils like Lee?
>Next week is the arc that killed the hype for Boruto that made even the hardcore Narutards give up on Boruto.
Uh oh.
>Was gonna kill himself
>Some "Villain" talked him out of it can convinced him to try suicide bombing instead with a faulty bomb
The villain did more than Boruto
Okay, but did Boruto learn anything this time?
>F-Zero eurobeat
It's heaven.
>the MK Big Blue mix
IT'S PERFECT.
That makes sense. Personally I'm glad it got the ports, otherwise I wouldn't have pic related.
no, most anime games are trash
>manual lawn mower
Manual in the sense that you have to push it, or in the sense that it's just a cylinder with blades on it, no motor or anything?
>using these things twice in one month I lost 15 fucking american weights.
I feel like there must be some other factor if you've only used them two times in total. If the weight loss was solely due to that, it'd mean you were losing like 7 lbs/day. I'm pretty sure that'd be lethal.
Congratulations.
... pounds or Americans of weight? Cause one of these is many times the other.
I use that costume too Robinanon, I'm bummed they don't have my favorite Robin costume though
While the real him was still in the room.
Like you have to push it to make the blades move. No electronics, no gas, final destination.
whatever they are calling it now.
>manual weed whacker
A slingblade?
The one I bought is literally scissors on a stick. one blade is stationary, the other moves when I squeeze a lever.
No game has it, and I hate that.