Did they do the sideways tango?

hordak was saving to fuck her brains out after he opened the portal

>where's entrapta, I need her. I'm going to fuck her right in front of horde prime

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>horde prime steps out of the portal with his army and the first thing he sees is hordak fucking entrapta
>sucks his his teeth and says "You aight, clone boy"

kek this is hot

Maaaaad hair game
Hair jobs

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Is she-ra actually worth watching?

The first half of season 1 is a drag and the rest of the season is just alright. It really picks up in season 2 and 3. The strongest part of the show is character relations.

>Entrapta looks like the "goes to raves and shows tits" kind of person.
Maybe she'll give him some kandi beads.

Not yet. They will after Hordak realizes Catra is a lying bitch and he saves Entrapta.

meehhhhhhhhhhhh. if you have fast forward to skip all the "good guys" moments and incredibly boding fights, maybe.

Her lack of culture is disgusting.

No ew you made it weird

I can't wait to see that moment happen

there's this
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>that bulge

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What if one of his defects was having a bigger dick than Prime?

It's pumping way too much blood, that's why he looks anemic.

>want to say something nice to your science waifu
>but you're only capable of speaking in dramatic 'dark lord' style statements
>tfw she knows what you mean anyway

>Hordak is a clone, and his life started out as him being trained for conquest and little else
>Was good at his purpose in life and became SiC to Horde Prime
>But still has no love life and his brother would shoo him away when the elder was with his concubines
Lets be real here, Hordak is probably a virgin and if he and Entrapta ever do anything, he's gonna be woefully inexperienced. We see Hordak complimenting Entrapta for her fine work, and he just can't "people" and has no clue about regular social interaction, unless it's in the context of battles and war. Entrapta would be the one to pop Hordak's cherry.

Ridged For Her Pleasure

>Implying Entrapta would have any more clue what she's doing than him
They'll be a pair of bumbling virgins and it will be cute and perfect

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>Years ago Entrapta found a first-ones text that was their equivalent of the kama sutra
>It didn't seem to have anything to do with tech though, so she left it alone mostly
>A few days after getting her new lab partner she starts thinking she should maybe go dig it up again though

I love everything about this season

Hordak and Entrapta are NOT going to fuck until they get married :3

Somebody post the dick-unplugging comic, I don't have it saved

they didn't catra made sure to cockblock them
if she doesn't get any neither will anyone else in the fright zone

>Implying Horde Prime won't be the biggest dick in the known galaxy and make Hordak fuck a concubine, knowing full well his brother never even used his dick for sexual purposes, and when Hordak finished too soon because he never had sex before, berate his brother for being a failure.
That was probably the first, and only time, Hordak ever had sex and it was awful.

Imagine how Entrapta will feel when she wakes up either on beast island, or in prison, or in the rubble of the lab with Catra and Hordak gone, only to realize that she's been used and then abandoned by her "friends" again.

See this smile? Better remember it, you will never see it again.

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Catra can't win, can she? The other show is bound to drop because Hordak always finds out eventually, and she's absolutely fucked herself for when that happens.

at least Entrapta knows what Catra did to her and can somehow get back to Hordak
but Hordak doesn't know she knows and thinks she betrayed him

So, why's every season of this show so much shorter than the last?

I think it's a Netflix thing, Voltron had the same issue for awhile.

It's honestly a trend that needs to die, because it's honestly getting old.

Imagine all the experimentation and data gathering she'd do while fucking Hordak.

Imagine her strapping him to a chair and finding all the best ways to inflict pleasure and pain on him

No user, it would be gentle and loving.

Just realized She Ra is isekai story for both Adora and Hordak

So I haven't seen anything of She-Ra outside browsing the occasional thread. I figure that Hordak is taller than average, but is Entrapta shorter than average? Because that would kinda be fantastic.

Yes, she's shorter than most people

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Yes and she's the top desu

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More so for hordak.
Adora more or less grew up here, even if brainwashed.

Wonder what lengthy title you'd give to that story?

>Hordak doesn't know she knows and thinks she betrayed him
He's hanging out with Catra next season, she will screw up and let it slip that she betrayed Entrapta and sent her to Beast Island. That is a promise.

Dark Lord and Heroine trapped with other world with Magic,will they find love?Not together!

I started watching the show because of the gays but now I'm staying for the straights

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I was a dark lord in another world and now I have to fight another isekai protagonist but she grew up in this new world I was trapped in as an adult

This scene honestly made me laugh.

Wait... where the hell was Swiftwind?

Was also asking that. There's no reason why the BFS shouldn't have taken him to the wastes

There WERE reasons why he would hide and not go, though.

He was busy toppling unjust hierarchies

What

He... hates work and going to shitty places? He would not want to go? So he would hide and pretend he was unavailable?

He was hiding behind the scenery the whole season waiting for the perfect moment to spring out and yell "did someone say... SWIFTWIND?"

The opportunity never arose. And then the scenery was eaten by the void. Tough break.

Entrapta built a ton of her own robots, so you can’t convince me at least one of them wasn’t a sex bot. She’d be experienced with some kind of sex, but it’d be of the weird kinky variety found only in people who have had no actual social interaction.

Two of them were sex bots.
She took notes as they "did sex" (and did it wrong, I might add) then went "FASCINATING!"

More importantly:

Why did they kill Angella and miss the opportunity to kill Swift Wind?

I know they’re setting up to corrupt or break Glimmer with Shadow Weaver and that’s cool and all, but still. I would much rather see Adora lose Swift Wind and be all broken up about it while also finally writing Swift Wind out for good rather than sacrifice the milf.

Hordak fails as an isekai MC because he actually wants to go back home.

Yes

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>Sacrifice

$20 says when they get Micah back he figures out a magical solution for saving his wife.

...Possibly while trapping Shadow Weaver in her place for the Glimmer-torture.

Y’know, you’re right. I’d been thinking that maybe she made herself some dildos, but she probably masturbates by sitting on a washing machine.

Yeah, I know she’s coming back, but I think she’s gonna be gone for at least a season.

>Wait... where the hell was Swiftwind?

Resting after Frosta rode him too much. Don't mean anything weird by that. He's a FlYING horse that gave her permission to ride her, she's a little girl, there's no way she didn't abuse the fuck out of that power and leave him exhausted.

"What if I turn the spin cycle to... FASCINATING!"

He’s a really awful “trusty steed” when you get down to it.

Having quality bro time with seahawk

Reconciling after Swiftwind cucked Seahawk? Alright

>but I think she’s gonna be gone for at least a season.
Or two, given Netflix's schematic.

-Scene-
[Swiftwind quietly walks into the room behind where Glimmer, Bow, and Adora are sitting. They do not see him. Adora is crying her eyes out.]
Adora: I couldn't stop her, I couldn't do anything! She just flew off, and I was stuck on the ground, grounded!
Glimmer: It's not your fault, Adora!
Bow: Yeah, everything went wrong in the Crimson Waste, that's how Catra got the sword and everything went wrong. We couldn't have seen her coming, not without, I don't know, eyes in the sky or something!"
[Swiftwind slowly and quietly backs out of the room]

Only if you really like lesbians. It's overall incredibly meh, but Catradora is steamy as fuck. Honestly, their relationship is so well done that the rest of the mediocrity stands out even more.

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Bruh, Catradora is a flaming wreckage. Entrapdak is where it's at

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LESBIANS STAND ASIDE
THE HETS NOW REIGN SUPREME

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Flaming wrecks are interesting to look at.

Both of those ships are ruined because of the same person.

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>when the straight ship between the villain and chaotic neutral is the most enticing romance in a show mostly full of lesbians

>people treat Entrapta as a child then get mad that she actually bonds with someone
Ironic that even outside the show the only person to look at her as an equal is the evil dictator.