Girl slapstick

One could make Azumanga into something that works as a cartoon.
Technically that is what Laura Faust did with her show about small horses
But the issue is that it would be taken as sexism to have even fairly humanoid furry girls be idiots.

I always think of that early Ed Edd and Eddy episode where there is a pool party and they put on speedos that snap off and then they all hide in the kiddie pool until everyone leaves.
But their bodies have soaked up all the water and are stuck and end up ass to dick and then a bee hive gets stuck on Eds head and they all get stung by bees while running into the night.

Now imagine you just made them girls.
The show would be canceled.
The episode wouldn't have even hit TV.

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Here you go.

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fpbp

If I have to compliment TTG for anything it's that they don't give a shit about upsetting anyone.

Why can Raven make constructs like a Green Lantern in TTG

John k pe-ta basically makes female slapstick porn if you think about it

>accident
>fun reaction

Yeah. It's slapstick.

Because it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaan spirited

In this specific example, it is because it lacks force, replace the girl in this webm with bugs bunny and you will notice it still lacks the shoking violence and body reactions slapstick generally makes use of, it's luckewarm even.

Because
youtube.com/watch?v=V4akMaeZ0-k

The cunt needs to be set on fire and EVERY single white knight faggot in there needs to be castrated, with no anesthetic, and have their injury intentionally widened so they properly and painfully BLEED to death. Who else agrees? It's beta simping white knight faggots like this why shit like Gynocentrism destroys civilization.

he confused
he abused
but most importantly...
he amused
HOW CAN YOU SLAP?

and constant about of little boys is not?

Where did this come from?

But what's the sauce tho.

malaysia

Not surprising, but could you be more precise?

Hello, another furry thread.

it was some cancelled project, i'm sure you can find thread about it through desu archive

(another user)
Search......... keyword: nothing.

Megabear

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That's better than nothing.

desuarchive.org/trash/thread/23835757

Because it's reserved only for ugly girls.

So remember Yea Forumslettes ,if you're beautiful nothing bad will ever happen to you!

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Interesting, that is the one thread I did NOT find (I used Fireden). Perhaps it will get made anyway.

By that logic, all Yea Forums women should get abused more and more with age, with grandmas outright hunted and killed.

No, you got it wrong. It means if you're pretty you will have easy life, satisfying job, loving husband and so on. This is what cartoons teach.

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And I am just taking it to the logical extreme.

Crash bandicoot is how you do it.

Cause as with any slapstick, timing is the key.

It's too hard to animate with only one hand

Because girls can't be portrayed as bumbling buffoons and aren't allowed to be hurt in the way boys can. It's the women are wiser effect
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WomenAreWiser

>Because girls can't be portrayed as bumbling buffoons
seeAnd eat shit.

Pretty much this.
Guys who like it, seem to get off on seeing girls abused.

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Kitty's slapstick is hardly funny. No Oomph to any of her gags, same with that Spy chick from Wabbit cartoon.

Because men are expendable, so it's easier to depict over-the-top injuries happening to them. Most people, men or women, don't like seeing bad things happen to women because (speaking in purely biological terms) females are worth more than males when it comes to reproduction.

I wouldn't mind more of it.

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If only wrassling was a majority female sport. Thicc, stronk amazons...

Not really Yea Forums but I re-watched Goodburger the other day and the part where the bad guys hired the hooker to go try and coax the secret sauce recipe out of Ed and he just accidentally kicks her ass because he's such a dumbass was pretty damn funny. I guess that's how you do it right.

Because that's essentially what they turned her power into in the Teen Titans cartoon, and more defined shapes is funnier.

looks suspiciously chinese

Coco is not a Buffon, she idolises her older brother, and wants to be like him.

Poorly drawn webcomics by high school kids don't count

It's not. You've just never seen Amphibia and DC Superhero Girls.

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Just started watching RotTMNT and while it's not exactly overflowing with girls, they're not immune to comedic violence.

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Little Witch Academia? That's like 50% of Akko's character.

>Goth teen gets hardcore pounding by big bull and Mandingo in her bedroom.

Post examples

I only really remember her powers being regular magic blasts and controlling stuff with her magic. I recall her making actual constructs only started on TTG.
There were some times in the original where she would take form of an actual raven with her magic, but never made stuff like fists or scissors like in TTG.

fuck that's hideous

Abuse is not slapstick, why did he punch her?

To be fair, he's was right.

On the other hand, that's a stupid ass show.

how many of you actually care about female slapstick and how many of you just wanna fap to it?

I guess it works if they're animals.

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Considering the rate of elder abuse in just about any medical setting:
you might be on to something.

Never fapped to any kind of slapstick.

Mom there's squirrels in my pants.

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Ed, Edd n' Eddy did a pretty good job with it. I remember Sarah, the Kankers and even Nazz getting their fair share of cartoon violence.

As for DCSHG, watch the Kara/Catwoman episode.

fuck off furry

DC Superhero Girls features girl-on-girl violence played for laughs just about every episode (horsefuckery enabling aside, Lauren Faust is based and redpilled when it comes to physical humor with female characters) and Amphibia is full of Anne getting her shit slapped.

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>Coco is not a Buffon
Irrelevant, slapstick comedy is not about being a buffoon.

>you can't make a
>FOOL OUTTA ME

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Well, they sure get slapped with a stick.

I really wish there was a western show like Konosuba.

Why? Just watch Konosuba.
Maybe the French could do it, I guess, but in the end the west, specially America, have their heads buried too deeply in their asses to pull off things like that, I don't really think they'll ever grow out of it, especially when anime already fills that niche.

>Why? Just watch (thing that already exist and wished that more of it's kind would be made)
Come on, don't be that guy.
Besides, if there's overwhelming support of female combatants in the West, there should be a support for female slapstick.

>Come on, don't be that guy.
Just saying Konosuba's pretty damn good and worth re-watching.
>Besides, if there's overwhelming support of female combatants in the West, there should be a support for female slapstick.
My little user can't be this naive.

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human instinct to cherish and protect females

I think the more women you have on the team and in the cast, the better this goes.
Women have far less qualms with hurting cute girl characters, and the more girl characters you have, the easier you can whack them.

There's really no difference besides having them there to shutdown the bullshit you'd get lobbed at you for daring to portray "mistreatment of women as comedic".
And you shouldn't really trust women having less qualms about it, since the problem isn't sex, it's a difference of mindset at play here in the west, I mean, Yea Forums stuff has had an extra influx of vaginas in the industry these past years and the amount of female slapstick remains the same, the only things that changed is that a lot of female characters are insufferable doers of no wrong, actual dramatic violence against women increased and dykery is also an all time high.

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they know what they are doing

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go back to your containment boards faggots

If you think those scenes would upset anyone you're a fucking retard.

This is the funniest gif in the thread and it's definitely the over-the-top violence that does it.

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>samefagging

Even teen titans go is better than that shit. Fuck off, weeb.

kek, why would I need to samefag just to post more slapstick?

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I don't even know what it's from, but in contrast there are three TTG images in the thread and none of them are funny at all.

Because few people would actually enjoy something like that. Was a failure even in Japan.

>Muh sales = Quality
Come on now.

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and thats why there was only 1 season.
not like you could get another one anyway.

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Nichijou is shit, bro

I gave it an honest try and I got bored

I honestly don't get you user, the mere sight of anime seems to have sent you into a "Us vs Them" tizzy, I'm just posting pics and you keep flinging shit like it's somehow impossible to like both Yea Forums and Yea Forums stuff at the same time.

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>"Us vs Them"
desuarchive.org/co/thread/108656096/#108656096
ill talk to you about anime anytime you want but dont force your garbage on to unrelated boards or threads

MORE LIZZIE

Wakfu had some funny scenes involving female slapstick. Villainous did too. It isn't as common in American animation, although the Meg abuse on Family Guy might count.

You're the one that started pushing for this "talk", it's not my fault decent cartoon slapstick with girls is much harder to come by in comparison.

>although the Meg abuse on Family Guy might count.
I don't think it counts, I mean, have you seen the times she gets hit by a bat or shot?

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The original seasons of the pony show also had plenty of slapstick violence happening to the protagonist, as a direct consequence of her original contrarian personality.

It's not hard

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>Meg abuse on Family Guy might count.

The problem with that was it isn't funny, just cruel. It's almost like they were more interested in breaking a taboo, than making a funny cartoon.

But then Family Guy has always had a weird undercurrent of violence against women.

story?

But there's plenty more violence against men in Family guy.

I actually cringed when watching this, this is so over kill
youtu.be/2u0s-oFENYM

Oh wait it got deleted nvm

That's a fair point. Family guy is just more likely to have female characters like Meg or Lois get beaten up than other animated sitcoms

>it was a failure in Japan
>was literally being broadcasted when Japan got raped by the Tsunami
uh hu

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sauce for this?

It isn't hard to get right; OP's example is just incompetent.

A lot of people in this thread blame social customs or instinct, but the main reason it's rare is that entertainment corporations follow the same formulas over and over. Girl slapstick is too outside-the-box.

Fry sums up the attitude best here:
youtube.com/watch?v=t4zpBZX35zs

Examples of girl slapstick:

Candace Flynn
Cat from that shitty Bruce Timm dog detective show or whatever it was
Dee from Always Sunny

Who else?

Especially their babymakers

Because slapstick at it's core is demeaning to the one get their stick slapped.
And you can't demean girls anymore.

the "Hi Wayne" chick is a good example of it being done right, though

Thanks
The art style looks like that 2d hedgehog cartoon, I don't know the name of it
Shame it got canned

Oh my god, the trailer looked like Rimba Racer in terms of animation quality but holy shit, it had mechs. Now this is sadder than ever.

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Probably used same animation engine.

what was it?

hot

Your peenus weanus, ha haaaaaa

Lizzie is CUTE!

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I think the real question is why guy asses are okay but not girl asses. In western children's cartoons, that is.

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You'd get those soccer moms calling the network saying they saw a bit of vagina even when one obviously wasn't drawn.

But showing a penis is funny. Funny, they say! Girls love seeing a penis, because it's funny!

It's another symptom of living in a male driven society. Men have a strong need to protect women, and to maintain their image as graceful, otherworldly, angels. Seeing a woman suffer harm or humiliation is more of a turn off for men than it is for women, which is why you don't see women receive the same kinds of treatment as male characters.

Sucl

>GREAT

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Ranma 1/2 got this right 3 decades ago. With girl slapstick, it's less about physically injuring the character, and more about humiliating them.

With male slapstick, its about causing the character physical harm.

The lack of consequences for either is what makes it funny.

You post this all the fucking time. And every time, someone calls you out for your bullshit. And yet here you are, posting it yet again.

So don't pretend you don't know why they don't show girls' asses. You know why.

Heey Proto Froppy

>Hips swaying makes her tails wag making her hips sway looks bigger than they are.

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>Wakfu

ah yeah, that one scene where girls got shovels in face, they showed missing teeth and everything.

or that one where evangelyne fell downstairs few floors down.

based france

>DUDE AKANE BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF RANMA AGAIN LMAO
>funny

Megabear site says it's in production 2019-2020, and their facebook isn't dead either, it doesn't seem canceled yet. Though who knows those malay people.

Some of the concept art looks pretty cool, but I doubt they have a budget to pull this off.

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It's literally been in development hell for years.

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At least the studio hasn't been sent to the glue factory yet
I guess I'll bookmark this

>Paper and digital
>and digital
How the fuck do you lose all of your digital data? Did they not think to back the data up when they didn't bother to install sprinklers? FFS this is basic shit.