If any of you limpwristed faggots have even an ounce of taste, you'll hate the TV show after reading this. Simply because of the sheer amount of wasted potential it represents.
>storytiming the trades OP is a man of culture. The omnis a shit. Are you going to smugduck, /aco/, or yolo it, once you get to Herogasm?
Ryan Clark
OMG that poor woman. Please seek medical attention.
Thomas Fisher
Would you sacrifice your gf if you knew you would hook up with a 10/10 superheroine?
Chase Kelly
whats wrong with the omnis
Logan Morales
Billy doesn't really like consent, does he...?
Ayden Bailey
last time I storytimed the boys, herogasm went off without a hitch on Yea Forums. Granted, a lot of it was behind spoilers, but we'll see.
Yeah, it's very OTT. You feel it more so, because the story moves at a fast pace, so it just seems so tacked on. Hey Ennis it's OK to use hard R elements sparingly. They'd have more affect then, too.
I watched the first few minutes of the first episode but I think I dropped it before Butcher even showed up. From what I heard, they just lost a lot of the point of comics.
The Herogasm mini is pretty much porn with very little story happening. Since Yea Forums is a blue worksafe board, was asking if OP was going to move the storytime over to /aco/ or risk getting banned.
The omnis don't include the minis, for whatever retarded reason.
It's where all the supers go, instead of going on [INTERPLANETARY/DIMENSIONAL QUEST TO SAVE EARTH/MANKIND/SOMEONES DOG]. There's not much storywise, except we get some characterbuilding and funny moments.
Ah. I don't know why I was expecting anything different. Cheers, Garth.
Xavier Green
With a title like Herogasm, that really should be fairly obvious.
Ryder Brooks
next thread:
Dominic Carter
One thing Ennis struggles with is vernacular for non-British characters.
Aaron Lewis
He also struggles with being a disgusting zionist faggot, suppose that's why they gave him a show
Eli Rivera
Seeing how he doesn't call Butcher "Boucher", it's safe to say that his command of French is Gambit level and is pretty much a persona he puts on to manage life.
Chase Clark
Eh?
Isaiah Parker
Herogasm has always been storytimed on Yea Forums with no issue.
Angel Campbell
Poor Starlight :(
Samuel Howard
Best boy
Brandon Parker
They chose a pretty famous french actor for the show I think you underestimate just how punk rock the french can be
Jason Nelson
I know some people may give you shit for this, but thanks a lot for doing this. Too many people brush this series off for being needlessly edgy that only appeals to fifteen year olds but they are really missing out. There is some solid character work, biting commentary on virtually every issue, and heart. There is a sincerity in this comic. It's buried under a mountain of vile disgusting acts and people, but it's there.
Zachary Jones
I completely agree, once you get past the edge there's a genuinely heartfelt comic in there. Definitely in my top 10.
Ryan Hall
Is the amazon show as edgy as the comic or did they tone it down?
Joshua Diaz
There's some gore and general debauchery, but it isn't nearly as constant as in the comic.
I mean I knew he did a story about Israeli soldiers in The 1973 War, but he's also into military history and that would be a part of military history, unless he starts going on "gas the Arabs" rants, starts claiming the Holy Land belongs exclusively to the Jews, or says there should never be a palestinian state under any circumstances, I don't see what the big deal is. I admit I haven't read that particular story but I'm doubtful that he expresses sentiment like that in it, especially the second one.
Charles Anderson
Yep it always baffled me why Garth, an irish man for fuck's sake, would discretely spout pro-israeli propaganda in some of his comics, then when I read that piece in War Stories I could not fucking believe it. Not from a writer that tries to be serious about historical facts.
But now I understand it all. Bitch wanted to get into hollywood and TV and of course he had to suck some dick, or at least 3 dicks incidentally. Maybe Garth was reflecting humself on starlight gettin dicked to get hired by the man?
I've just finished watching the season and it was great, maybe it was worth it, swallowing all that cum.
Lincoln Young
Bump so I can read in the morning when I get my coffee.
Lucas Peterson
>someone does a The Boys storytime here years ago >know nothing about it and read it because the cover looked interesting >finished it on my own after a few days >show gets announced moths later everytime I finish I comic, a show gets announced a few months later, this is the 5th time it has happened, back to back too. But I always get monkey paw'd...
Jaxson Ross
>years ago around the time the show got announced is what I meant, like a year or two.
Evan Gutierrez
I love these two pages.
Lincoln Parker
Already 90% more Terror than the show managed.
Caleb Scott
I fucking love Vas.
Andrew Mitchell
>New recruit is a good christian girl >Great is bolded This is my first time reading this comic, and I'm getting red flags all over.
Jackson Anderson
Yep.
Luke Hall
I don't get it, they're practically super stars. You're telling me they don't have hookers on speed dial, they have to pressure the new recruits into having sex with them???
Tyler Adams
It's hazing, break down the new person to mold them into what the group needs and ya also get a blowjob
John Evans
Bump. Been reading it. Up to issue 56. I like it. I think it's great. It's edgy but the edgy revelations are treated in a way that it doesn't feel shallow.
Isaiah Taylor
If they stuck any more death flags up Butcher's ass he wouldn't be able to walk straight.
Landon Watson
They really tricked me with that first episode of the show. I thought they may actually do The Boys right. 3 episodes in they've shit out some completely new story thats 10X inferior to the real thing.
Leo Stewart
>Just Twat anything not wearing an overcoat
What?
Camden Ortiz
I can't be the only one who likes the show and the comic for different reasons? They're definitely dissimilar, but I think they both have positive and negative aspects and that both stories are worth enjoying.
Julian Hill
>Buckle up, it's gonna be one hell of a ride Not really. "Super-strong people punching each other until some of them die."
Dude, he thought that people who fought in warsaw were jews. Because he probably never heard of Poles I guess
Benjamin Scott
>some
Jaxson Carter
I've just recently read a comic by Ennis in wich a character makes an analogy kick "just like israel that has the right to defend itself" Only I can't remember where the fuck was it
Ayden Morales
It's from "Gas the goys oi mate" issue 1488
Hudson Watson
gonna need sauce on that
Wyatt Stewart
it's from the war story he did about israel. on the first page you have the warsaw uprising, and some german soldier not trying to kill an aryan kid (which turns out to be jewish). never mind that germans behave like yanks, the jews were absent during that time, because all of them were moved out of warsaw at the time. but alas, for germans all of the citizens are automatically jewish, because the superior of the german soldier in question says something to the point "why didn't you kill this obviously jewish kid" (because obviously only jews lived in Poland, and no one else)
Zachary Jones
page in question. I really hate ennis for being such a retard, who pretends that he is above everyone else. well, newsflash you dipshit, the creator of captain america was jewish and served in an army, unlike your sorry irish drunken ass. your comics were always shit, including preacher, but because they were novel at the time, people swallowed them. now that they aged like milk, people see you for who you are
I don't understand what you're having this bitchfit about. Germans aren't exactly known for adhering to rigorous scientific standards when determining the race of the people they needed to obliterate for political reasons.
Dylan James
the bitchfit is that ennis knows shit about history, but pretends to be some kind of scholar. he has the "better-than-thou" attitude because he likes shitty war stories. meanwhile he made so many factual errors in that page alone that I don't even know where to begin with. and again, never mind that he wrote everyone the same, he just is a moron, who thinks that he is clever. fuck ennis
Nathaniel Thompson
God fucking damn it the entire time he was on screen, the entire time I knew it
Colton Jenkins
And you think all of this because one Nazi officer pointed at a """Polish""" kid and said "Fuck that dirty Jew".
Ethan Jenkins
that too. and frankly, it's enough to consider ennis a moron, albeit he confirms it numerous times and not only in that story, but also in that spanish civil war story that he did. the only thing he can do is to write everyone as american and one-note. he lacks any nuance and substance, no matter how he tries. I can't believe taht there are still people who like his stuff
James Murphy
Somebody needs their juice and a nap
Nolan Young
stop sucking ennis cock
Austin Lee
Oh goddamn it of course they’re all in on it
Anthony Rogers
Well looking at the page now it seems to me that the germans could be stationed in a part of warsaw where the jews live, thats why commander says "they are all jew around HERE"
And what you mean warsaw uprising? it clearly states 1939 the endo of the "siege of warsaw".
This story is full of stupid propaganda user, not errors, but this is not it.
Jayden Sanchez
I still don't see the problem with an arrogant Nazi officer mistaking one "subhuman" for a different "subhuman" and you haven't explained it.
Leo Parker
>Fucking Dognknott
And I guess he’s a rapist, too
Oh god fucking damn IT that had better not be Mrs. Iowa over there
Julian Moore
>the germans could be stationed in a part of warsaw where the jews live oy gevalt, the keyword is "could". jews were a minority in Poland, and a very obvious one, you wouldn't mistaken a pole for a jew. sorry about uprising part I remembered it wrong, because the artist drew the Warsaw like after the uprising. The siege of Warsaw was something completely else, and it was Poland vs Germany and Russians on opposite sites. This is the only mistake I did (thanks to the artist depicting Warsaw wrong), but otherwise I am correct in my assessment
it's not only very cartoonish, but also cliche/trope/whatever. Yes, Germans were assholes, and they considered others a lesser beings, but the scene itself is so unnatural that it makes my teeth grith. I don't really feel like doing a lecture because I'm about to get really drunk in few minutes, but you have to trust me on that. OR BETTER IDEA: just use google. It's going to take time, because there's a shitload of material, but literally ANYONE, who seriously thinks that Germans were all about "killing jews" instead of "lebenraum" is a fucking moron for me
Lucas Walker
cont. killing jews wasn't even considered in 1939. The first prisoners in Auschwitz were Poles. Jews were being exterminated in 1941. As a matter of fact, when Germans invaded Poland, some Jews greeted them with flowers, because they thought that Germans would liberate them from "Polish oppressors"
Aaron Stewart
all you fucking /pol/ history fags need to gtfo
Jack Ramirez
start reading history books instead of being an idiot, even the ones written by jews
Justin Reyes
You shitskins make me fucking sick. You dont even give a shit that the version of history kikes have put in your head is false. Thats why you're so easily controlled. Go drink your over priced starbucks and shop on amazon like the good little beaner monkey you are
Colton Ward
he's not even a shitskin. I am 100% certain that he is white. beaners are actually very redpilled
Brody Reed
The next page says the Golan Height are israel's northern frontier
The character is a survivor of the camps now "saved" by israeli citizenship which is absurd since in the first decades of Israel survivors of the holocaust were depised as cowards by zionist public discourse
And tha'ts just the next page the disgusting and idiotic propaganda continues almost every page but you focus on the polish kid being called jew by a nazi commander? because nazis leberfaum and shit? fuck off back to /pol/ stormfag
Alexander Jenkins
Thank you user for pointing another thing. I was concentrating on the thing that hurt me. You don't have to be rude, though. It's all fault of ennis for being a dumb retard, and we shouldn't argue because of him. Never
Evan Roberts
what a yid sucking faggot
Isaiah Wilson
I wouldn't be surprised if even jews thought the same of him
Dylan Rogers
Oh sorry man for being rude is like something Yea Forums requires
I,m mexican btw don't know how that faggot guessed it
Josiah Wright
>feeling sorry for someone that chose fame over dignity
Connor Gutierrez
he probably is more experienced lel, but yeah, instead of hating each other, we should hate ennis for being a stupid edgy faggot
Logan Thomas
> Won´t even recognize the existence of Israel >That´s why they live in a constant state of surprise
what makes it even funnier is that arabs don't even consider israel a semitic country, but rather a country of white people invading their lands
Jaxon Jones
Does the bald guy get his revenge for his girlfriend?
Connor White
> Your peasant family has worked this same patch of land for many centuries > Some fat brooklyn gun wielding faggots occupy the land next to you where your neghbors where massacred and expelled > We are the chosen ones > They burn your crops, harras your children, shoot at you > Ennis makes a comic gloryfying it > Duh Ennis is a great subversive critical author >Gets tons of television deals with jew american producers and directors
It's a fucking joke
Logan Walker
yes
Gavin Evans
hahaha. no
Grayson Martin
fuck off retard
Christopher Peterson
I don't think anyone considers Ennis a subversive author, but he certainly reeks of the usual shit promoted by the media. He is a bland milquetoast writer who writes edgy stuff for rebellious kids so they can reaffirm themselves as the others. In reality, he is a bald fuck who never got laid and therefore makes up excuses for being a virgin
John Ortiz
Read a book Ennis, it's not going to hurt
Gavin Rivera
To be honest, now that you mention it, there might be some link between that shitty story and Ennis having a deal for TV series. I wouldn't be surprised if Crossed is next
Thomas Taylor
He tried to make some kind of patreon to get a crossed web tv series but failed horribly. That's when he abandoned the crossed series just before Moore made it inteligent
Jeremiah Peterson
yeah, he kickks atrains head off but it doesnt make him feel any better
Dominic Cooper
To be fair, even Moore realized that you can't fill the empty cup from the empty vessel. Only Spurrier managed to add some story to Crossed, but I am more interested in his other projects that he abandoned. But then again, after his massive failure that was his Shadow run I never heard again about anything from him
Benjamin Cooper
You mean Moore realized that you can't rape a raped rapist even if all of the rape in the world raped the rapist who raped the raping?
Owen James
>they turned my lovable boy Frenchie into a druggie gun runner >MM still called mothers milk even though he doesnt have V which makes no sense >Homelander supposed to be an actual good guy at the very beginning Fuck seth rogan
Carson Collins
Also the completely wrote out Terror
John Watson
It's done by Seth Rogan? That explains everything. Like, literally
Ethan Evans
I´ve just made the connection while shitposting on this thread.
Thou i'm not saying Evan Goldberg and Seth Rogen are part of some jew conspiracy to dominate the world but is reasonable to think that the money behind them took into account that Ennis had been licking sionist balls all his life waiting for his opportunity.
Parker Roberts
It really pisses me off that kike has taken it upon himself to ruin any possibility of a real version of these shows. I never expected them to exist at all, but now they're made, they're shit, and its over
Bentley Murphy
Irish people have no shame. What else is new?
Hunter Hernandez
Of course, had to write in the DUDE WEED AND DRUGS somehow
Juan Bell
And got an Israeli actor to lay frenchie, wich was marketed as the "new israeli hero"
I remember that time when I saw Rogan in a kosher-switch commercial. It made me think that this advert was a parody of sorts, until I realized that it was for real. Nothing was ever the same for me again. Ever
Blake Thompson
But Irishbros are renowned for being anti-zionist all the way up to their elected officials
You know, british imperialism is maybe something they can relate to
they are not. you have people like Bill fucking Murray who say that jews and irish were always in the alliance. One of the things that isn't mentioned is that irish fucks are the second most influential and rich group in the world. People concentrate on jews, but they don't see the ginger menace. The fact that jews blackwash gingers is also not an accident coincidence. Don't fall into the trap user, and have your eyes Wide Open
And yes, Ennis is despised, but for different reasons, namely being a cunt. Some person even sent him a bomb, but I can't find an article about it, it was on bleeding cock
nobody should even by surprised. as a matter of fact, things would be quicker if we all just assumed the obvious from the beginning.
Parker Brooks
what the fuck is that even supposed to mean? does he considers himself jewish by proxy?
Kevin Thomas
Sorry user, but free Ireland is a world wide referent since whole communities and government bodies denounce israeli state terrorism as the links show. The irish imperialist brit sucking cunts is not who I am talking about
I don't think Bill Murray is an authoritative voice on this matter if you can believe it
Adrian Lopez
So what are butcher and biggie superpowers? Just strength and durability?
Jaxson Martin
I think that people like Bill Murray who spill some beans about the facts are more trustworthy than what officials say. As a matter of fact, everything is a joke, everything is a lie. We live in a world where we are being deceived by everything. I refuse to trust anyone, I just wait and see. And then I'm going to have a laugh when everything will fall down
Jose Hall
Being a cunt
Andrew Cooper
Hughie* fuck my shit up man
Aiden Fisher
Every change they made to the story is retarded and makes no sense
Owen Cox
> They thaught math by adding and substracting numbers of dead jews
>schlomo, you're next what did hean by that? at the same time ennis hates x-men. how ironic
Elijah Reed
Did you guys ever self-insert into any characters in this comic?
Jordan Reed
Oh god. No, please. I don’t even know this guy, don’t do this to them. Don’t do this to either of them, please
Logan Ross
Not sure if its writing or just art itself but this page look hilarious
Noah Gonzalez
I agree, obviously, the intent was the opposite
Elijah Barnes
Powerful stuff. Now I'm hooked.
Julian Foster
this is actually surprisingly good for ennis. I wouldn't be surprised if that sentence was written by someone else
Sebastian Lewis
It looks like cartoonish commander going from tank to tank to yell at its crew for little reason
Austin Wood
it also looks very american and ungerman. you will never find a kraut yelling such gibberish to no one
Jaxson Cox
I don't know if I just grew up or whatever, but I love both the comic and the show. Even though the show changed a lot of things, and I'm kind of bummed that they dropped that Martian Manhunter guy, I still adore what they did with it. Am I becoming a normie?
Dude, did I miss something, or was that in the Boys?
Gabriel Gomez
No, you are becoming a pleb. It happens, don't feel bad about it
Jacob Martin
That explains why he likes to shit on Daredevil all of the time.
Easton Powell
Yeah, he is contractually obligated to like it
Samuel Ross
Eh, at least I'll have a chance at enjoying normie things. Methinks I shall take up watching baseball and drinking bud light.
Xavier Hill
Have a fun, seriously. Treat it like a second chance at fixing your life and don't ruin it
Mason Sullivan
I love how terrified Butcher is here
Asher Sanders
I think mostly everyone but a very naive person would know. Guy takes a girl to a secluded place, starts complimenting her and asking if she has a special someone, keeps making talk on the way there. You know...
Cameron Cox
Part 3 is up now:
Brayden Johnson
I like both as well. I'm pretty bummed about some of the changes though. I did after all give the show a shot because I wanted to see the shit I liked from the comic come to life. But honestly, the worst part about the show is the fucking obnoxious filter Amazon insists on using.
Leo Smith
Gen-X is edgy
Jonathan Wilson
It don't help how guy look like he is wearing UK or US beret but painted black
Matthew Morris
Can't help but think the Teen kix were a jab at the New Warriors especially since The Boys artist also drew some issues for that comic.
John Gutierrez
Of course they have hookers on speed dial. Of course they can get blown anytime they want. Moments like these happen constantly in the comic and it very obviously has nothing to do with sex - it's about doing it because they can because they're powerful and influential and can get away with it.
Juan Jackson
2 months or so ago someone story timed all the issues, and there was no problems when the herogasm issue was posted. (spoiler imaged) unless the current mods/janitors are fags compared to the one's 2 months it should be good.
Gabriel Rodriguez
I haven't even seen the tv show and I'm reading this for the first time.
Brody Morales
At least he held up, damn.
Jayden Bailey
I liked this character, he was a legit hero.
Cooper Martin
As myself a frog spoken guy, "Charcutier" instead of "Boucher" is kinda more gory.
Wyatt Diaz
Thanks for these OP. I'm a fan
Hit the nail on the head about New York.
Eli Hernandez
Fuck, I'd love to fuck the innocence out of Starlight and turn her into a cheap whore.
I really missed the cape in the show. What they went with looked so weird. Partly because the actress doesn't have any muscle mass or particular curves to speak of.
Wyatt Brown
definitely can see the Simon Pegg here
Isaiah Allen
BASED
Asher Perry
the comics are stupidly edgy and the show was better in many, if not most, ways