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Parker Martinez
HEY BUB LETS GO TO SPACE AND JOIN THE ZEEKS
Lincoln Lewis
Fucking Zatanna! Someone get that damnable magician till she floods the Legion with rabbits! Now, seeing that I'm in charge of this meeting, we're going to deal with the worst thing on out agenda. What one of you faggots clogged up all the toilets?
Fuck off, smelly manlet.
Leo Price
Greetings earth germs, I am megatron, leader of the decepticons and I'm back to lead the legion of doom, cy-kill is no more and the renegades are now part of us!
NO NOW LEAVE BEFORE I TURN YOU INTO A BALL OF GOO.
YOUR STILL HERE EH?
Matthew Bennett
aluzA semoceb a obmiB!
>*Azula transforms into an air head bleach blonde, fake tan bimbo with massive implants wearing a slutty version of he attire
Carson Cruz
And so I arrive like a nasty wet fart in a dry heated room.
Asher Smith
Fuck off Megatron, I'm leader for this meeting. Go sit your ass down on that big ass chair there, and get ready to cause hell. After we deal with the faggot that crapped so much it's flooding out of the toilet, we're going to raid the Justice League tower in space.
Rouy diputs lleps t'nseod korW
>Azula transform back.
Guards! Get this bitch out of here!
Owen Jenkins
Beat the crap out of Zatanna pls
Josiah Hill
No fun eh Azula? Guess I'll leave
>Zatanna teleports out
Evan Edwards
Hark! Who is this hot-headed, mystic broad at my doorstep?
Ayden White
The entertainment already left I see, but I wanted her to show off more oh well. Guess I can make my own fun instead.
Samuel Morales
Goddammit Zatanna. She knows I don't like that bimbo spell of hers. Uggh, I felt like Ty Lee for a minute. Disgusting.
Bentley Wood
At least that loud mouth lex isn't here, I was banned because of him, we the decepticons are now members again!
Now then what should we do, raid the justice base in space, excellent idea. Soundwave! Prepare our vessel. It's been kept beneath this base for too long.
Gabriel Green
Get back to Yea Forums Dimentio.
Is this the real Azula? Or the clone that took over after the original became Jackal's cumdump? They were both so similar that I doubt it matters anyway.
The a Toaster is still here?
Henry Gutierrez
Ah fair princess! It is an honor to meet someone so beautiful and shocking ugly at the same time. You know, the spell that girl uses can be reversed by myself...
Thomas Williams
You're trying to hit on Azula? Eww clown kissing...
Brandon Hall
The Justice league space-tower? I better warn the guys!
Nicholas Sanders
Why yes I am still here, in fact I have decided to return after all the junk this legion has been thrown into, all the wars really have shown they needed me to keep things in order. And NO IM NOT A TOASTER YOU KREE reject!
Wyatt Campbell
Kang, go suck Black Bolt's dick. Now, are you going to help raid the Justice League tower, or you going to sit on your ass?
There's a shift in the guard in about 20 minutes, where there'll be a skeleton crew at the tower.
It is nice to meet you, Clown. You are very....colorful.
Anthony Perry
Don't be so rude with Zatanna gone surely you're in need of someone with MAGIC!
Christian Richardson
Stupid spy. Melt you piece of plastic crap!
Alexander Jones
ARE YOU MAD OF MY SIGHT FIRE SLUT ?
AND YOURE A TIN CAN BUB
Isaiah Cook
What the hell happened to you Joker? Why do you wear the mask!?
Jack Butler
>Light's him on fire
Much better.
Owen Phillips
HAHA I HAVE HEALING FACTOR HAHA I HAVE ADAMANTIUM SKULLS BITCH
Mason King
For you, the answer would be extremely painful.
Wyatt Martin
>Liquid admantium pours over the laughing skeleton from above
Stay quiet, manlet. The grownups are talking.
Andrew Harris
I know exactly how the invasion ends, so I'll give you some pointers. Start the invasion from the back door, the League keeps a spare key under the rug, and they never watch that entrance, so you'll have the element of surprise.
And you might want some more villains before you start, or wait until tomorrow. Lots of heroes at today's meeting.
Perhaps you're not a toaster now Megatron, but one day.
My 31st century technology can be considered magic anyway. You're a video game villain, go back to Yea Forums. Though I understand wanting to leave that place...
He has awful Buttersface Doom.
William Roberts
IM STILL ALIVE
Landon Morris
You're a little guy. A very annoying jester who is very much uninvited now.
Juan Brooks
At least I can leave a lasting impression with my magic trick. Ciao my wonderful league of comedians. > Summons a crowd full of several Reed Richards and teleports away
Oliver Flores
I do agree that there's a small attendance at the meeting today, so holding off the raid till later or tomorrow when we've got more manpower would be a wise idea. Thank you for the insight, Kang.
For now. You'll suffocate to death, and I'll laugh and laugh until I'm blue in the face.
Noah Edwards
Ahhh! I'm melting, and it BURNS!
c-c-call me...
>With meltman out of commission, and The chief sleeping with the birds, will our action-heroes get the chance to clean up their mess? Or will they screw up yet again? Find out in the actiontastic conclusion of....
>ACTION LEAGUE NOW!
Eli Garcia
OK BITCH BUT IM STILL HEALING
Justin Diaz
Let's go bub! No one goes after my Sue!
Kayden Adams
Who wants me to grow some fucking Mutants?
Thomas Barnes
SHUT UP AUSSIE IM THE REAL DEAL BUB
Landon Cox
Why does it look like a sad vader helmet
Oliver White
Beautiful.
Good, that'll mean you'll never die. Just suffering till the end of days until the next issue when you get out! While you're stuck there, I'll ask Jean if she can make Scott gay for you. Have him cut a little glory hole for the two of you.
Dylan Bell
I DO LORD SAVIOUR XAVIER PLEASE KILL THAT FIRE BITCH
Elijah Watson
Gentleman I'm here to talk about the Free Earth Initiative.
Noah Campbell
YOU MAY LAUGH ALL YOU WANT BUT XAVIER WILL BE COMING FOR YOUR FIRE PUSSY BRACE YOURSELF
Andrew Collins
Can I be a mutant?
Sup me and Unikitty are here
Hi evil toaster!
The what?
Wyatt Gonzalez
That's part of the reason the Legion of Doom disbands in a few centuries from now. They get sued by Disney.
The Status Quo reigns supreme Azula. You know that won't last long.
Blake Clark
Which one? You need to be precise with the amount of fire people here...
Sebastian Allen
>With my new Anime Girl allies, Megatron won't stand a chance when I take my place as GALACTIC EMPEROR OF THE DECEPTIONS!
Juan Bennett
ITS HER ZUKOS SISTER
Jose Fisher
>They get sued by Disney.
This is now my canon until proven otherwise.
Jaxon Sanchez
Nicholas Jones
...Why?
Ryder Ortiz
HA! Xavier likes me because I beat up Kitty for him in dodge ball. Plus Jean backs me up when they do their psychic bullshit together. Instead, prepare your hairy asshole, for Scott the Cyclops supreme is coming to stretch it.
Ahhh, good to see you two! How is everything on your side of the world?
I know. Next time we have a meeting, he'll be out and about. Just like no matter how many times I try to kill Peni, even if I succeed, she's still there the next day.
Alexander Morales
GREAT GOD TOMINO PLEASE HELP ME
Matthew Sanders
Shut it starscream!! There's a reason why we Were collaborative members of the shi no kyokai and your ruining it! Now get ready to board the tower base.
Ethan Hughes
Because fuck you Doom. That's why.
what do you want little bear?
Lucas Jones
I got it. Rachel is dealing with Azula right now.
Michael Jackson
Hello there
Levi Martinez
Alright
Jack Martinez
Anyone seen a blonde haired girl in a black symbiote outfit?
Samuel Johnson
>He doesn't know.
Mate, Azula and Phoenix are pyromaniac buddies. Oh god, the base! THEY'RE LIGHTING THE BASE ON FIRE! SOMEONE PUT ON THE SPRINKLERS!
Grayson Ramirez
Holy fuck how many Reeds are there?
Colton Lewis
Actually Rachel is different from Dark Phoenix Jean so...
Wyatt Rogers
Well, that's good right........?
Jordan Smith
RUMBLE, FRENZY, OPERATION TIDAL WAVE!!
Thomas Hill
You will never catch usss! Not until we get SPIDER MAN!
Joshua Ramirez
I'm not sure but my scans will surely show me the results soon.
Jacob Lopez
Same old same old. Unikitty is still managing to run a country by only paying people in candy.... somehow. Also what the hell is going on in here?
Levi Brown
But Megatron, didn't you hear what the fire-girl said? It's called off until tomorrow! Do you WANT to be melted like that spy?
Cooper Ross
Noah Lewis
Absolutely nothing. There were plans to invade the Watchtower, but given nobody is hear, they were cancelled.
Perhaps if someone quit making daily Legion of Doom meetings, then more would show up.
OH SHIT.
Connor Ross
Insanity as usual. Don't mind the fire, having a nice chat with this Rachel character. Nice girl, we have some things in common.
Yes, the invasion is called off till tomorrow where hopefully there's going to be more members. We need to make sure we hit hard and fast, this isn't the Hall of Justice. They take there defenses semi-seriously at the tower.
I concur.
Jacob Myers
Goddamn it Reeds!!!
Benjamin Cooper
THATS NOT WAHT I MEANT, WE WERE PREPARING FOR TOMORROW, YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL WERE MEMBERS AGAIN. AND YOUR USING THOSE GIRLS TO ELIMINATE ME, DONT YOU THINK IM STUPID, YOU ARE!
Lincoln Richardson
Look Everyone, Crazy Jane is crying.
Jaxson Robinson
No! Rachel was supposed to burn you alive not be your pal!!!
James Jenkins
What can I say Logan? You bring me and the Grey's together in our mutual disgust and hatred for you. And fire.
Evan Morgan
It’s always good to make new friends!
Me and Master Frown just show up because we see the lights are on. But you do have a point...
You two shouldn’t fight! You should work together to be the best team ever!
Ethan Harris
I APPEAR TODAY TO MAKE A HISTORIC ANNOUNCEMENT!
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG IS A RRRAMBUNCTIOUS RRRAPSCALIAN RRRODENT! HE URINATED ON MY LUCINDA! THAT'S CORRRECT! HE TOOK HIS HORRIBLE HORNY HEDGEHOG DICK OUT AND HE URINATED ON MY LUCINDA. AND HE PROCLAIMED THAT HIS PINGAS WAS "THIS BIG", AND I REBUTTLED WITH GREAT DISTASTE!
I WILL MAKE AN OUTRAGE UPON THIS HASTY HOOLIGAN HEDGEHOG WITHIN TWITTER ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB!
DEAR SONIC THE HEDGEHOG,
YOUR GENITALIA IS MINUSCULE! IT IS APPROXIMATELY THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT, BUT NOT QUITE AS LARGE. I HAVE A SPLENDID SURPRISE FOR YOU; IT IS THE SIGHT OF MY OWN PINGAS!
THAT IS CORRECT, YOU RRRRIDICULOUS RRRRRAT. ALL POINTS. NO QUILLS. NO CUSHIONS. ANALYZE IT; IT IS LIKE TWO TESTICLES AND A LIGHTNING ROD!
HE FORNICATED WITH MY LUCIDNA, SO WATCH WHAT I WILL DO; I WILL FUCK THE EARTH, BUT I WILL NOT RELEASE MY URINE UPON ITS SOIL. I WILL AIM MUCH HIGHER. I'M URINATING ON THE MOON!
DID YOU FIND PLEASURE IN THAT, OBAMA? I URINATED ON THE MOON, YOU DUNCE-LIKE, NOTORIOUS DOUBLE NIGGER![\spoiler]
YOU HAVE TWENTY THREE HOURS, BEFORE THE MICRRRODRRROPLETS RAIN UPON YOU! NOW LEAVE MY SIGHT, BEFORE I DEMOTE YOU TOO!
William Clark
He's so envious of our relationship it is adorable.
Owen Gomez
I need guns and I need them now.
James Foster
It is! You can actually see the spite for me in his eyes, like a little puppy trying to be bad. It's just so cute!
Yes it is, Unikitty. Do you plan on joining the Miss Yea Forums competition?
Armory, near the basement.
Ethan White
Megatron's got a broken grammar circuit. That means I'm the new leader!
Xavier Young
STFU FATSO YOURE MAD BECAUSE SOME BLUE HEDGEHOG PEED ON YOUR CRAPPY LUCINDA ROBOTFAG
Cameron Gomez
I thought they dragged you away, Robotnik.
Eli Thomas
Sure! It sounds fun! Master Frown and the mech suit guy even said they would vote for me a few meetings ago!
Are you ok Mr egg man? You are yelling a lot....
Hi Batm- WAIT! Batman doesn’t use guns!
I though lex was leader.
Brandon Robinson
Fellows, did you knew that FOX made a show about Gotham in the days before Batman? They got a decent cast for most of you guys; the Pinguin-Riddler team-up was some good shit, too bad they ruined with the gay romance between them.
Oh well, Pinguin was played by an actual faggot so it couldn't be helped.
Evan Adams
Great! Another ally in the competition is always a good thing.
Joseph Smith
Leader of the Decepticons! I have no time for you, talking toy! I got a war to win.
Nathaniel Brown
what the frag is happening now?
Jace Flores
Hi, what’s up? Heard you people had gathered here, what’s currently being discussed?
Brody Morales
TIME TO BURN AND DESTROY EVERYTHING!
Brandon Jackson
oh look it's the cheap wizard chick that got butthurt i killed her daddy's soul
Lucas Murphy
Hello everyone, so my plan to flood the sewers of new york was BRILLIANT!
Shame that the Turtles stopped the part where we were gonna scam people with the plumming and somehow reversed the flow into the Technodrome.. NO I DON'T KNOW HOW.
But we did wet up and Freeze up New York real good, so whats up?
Oh he's back... lovely.
WHO LET THE TIN CANS BACK IN HERE?!
Hudson Wilson
Hey girl, you’re just my type. Just wear a black wig, will ya?
Dylan Bailey
Ah! Lobo, nice for you to show up! Nothing special, we were going to raid the Justice League Watchtower, but that's been postponed till tomorrow.
Nice to meet you, Plutonian. We were discussing about raiding the Watchtower, but we were lacking members at the time.
Easton Nguyen
Greetings, Legion. It is I, Dr. Sivana. I have come up with a devilish new scheme to destroy Shazam! But first, we must become successful Fortnite streamers!
Ah, the time traveler. Tell me, what future inventions do you have?
Was Cy-Kill the one I used for scrap metal?
Elijah Sanders
>we must become successful Fortnite streamers!
and this is why no one takes you serious, sivana.
Why would we need to play some shit looking kiddy game?
If you need anyone to kick big blue's butt i'll do it.
Who's this cheap knock off superman?
Tyler Jackson
Gathering members huh? I’ll go find some myself. Off to space I go, I recall a certain lovely prison planet...
Superman who? I don’t like your tone, you’ll have to watch your back when I return
Isaiah Bailey
Right. I’m going to head out soon, Sherpentor should be back any moment now. Anything you all need before I go?
Robert Hill
You're not either Rachel or Jean, but I like you! LET'S BURN STUFF TOGETHER! SOMEONE GET/CALL RACHEL AND JEAN! IT'S GIRLS NIGHT OUT! WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great to hear. Raid tomorrow or at the next meeting. We're going to stuff Superman with kryptonite and then stuff him inside Batman's asshole! AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO LIGHT THE WHOLE PLACE ON FIRE!
ALCOHOL! LOTS OF ALCOHOL, METAL HEAD!
John Roberts
Who are you calling a toy you souped up dishwasher?
I’m in the running for Miss Yea Forums!
I got up to the part where fish escaped that hospital place is it worth continuing it?
How does fortnite help anything?
Candy!
Justin Lopez
Yes, I need something to polish my metal mask, I assume you're an expert on such matters.
Ah a Doctor, hmm you remind me of a smaller, bald Baxter stockman, I really hope you're more competent then him.
>But first, we must become successful Fortnite streamers!
Hmm Fortnite, yes those blasted turtles could never beat me at Fortnite HAHAHAHAHA
Ryder Green
Aren't ya the pansy that cried and had a mental breakdown because a few people didn't worship ya?
Your not even on the main man's level, i've killed punks stronger then you.
Sound good, i'll blow up their roof then we can fire bomb it from above. while the others attack from below. we box them in the middle
Camden Sanders
NO I AM!!
I do remember you in the legion.
Shut it sparkles!
Why hello shredder it's been awhile.
Destro what a suprise and yet cobra commander is missing hah, can't wait to the look on serpentor on my return.
Charles Kelly
FUCK YEAH, LETS WRECK IT ALL AND CONQUER THE NIGHT!
Jack Ortiz
*TV turns on*
>Breaking news! A massive meteor-like object is heading straight for earth!
>Although its trajectory will land it in out of the way swamp, the impact will likely cause the earth to undergo a form of nuclear winter, wiping out all life on planet.
>Response teams are already mobilizing, though several hero organizations have already been set with sudden strikes from terrorist forces. We will update you on the situation as it unfolds
*TV turns off
Robert Anderson
Shut up, Lobo. At least I'm not a walking outdated parody!
>Why would we need to play some shit looking kiddy game?
It's what all the kids are into these days. Especially that insufferable brat, Billy Batson. If we are able to popularize ourselves with playing Fortnite then we will have a following of children that will do whatever we tell them to. Even destroy Shazam! There's no way he'd fight a bunch of children. Heh heh heh heh heh.
>I really hope you're more competent then him.
I'm smarter than everyone on Earth.
You. Robotic maid. Get me some water. I'm quite parched after explaining my plan.
James Kelly
You, you Lego-Chimera! I don't care for your shenanigans, so move out of the way or I'll show frown how to REALLY deal with his foes.
You still are quite ill, your grammar is not functioning properly. The poor troopers can't understand a word you say! That's why I'm in charge now.
Thomas Sanchez
You do realise that shazam or captain marvel or what ever his name is at the moment. would just fly over to your place and grab you.
Ah wait i get it, you tried playing that game and he beat you so bad in it you want us to help you. hahhaha you baldies are all the same, you and lex to cry babies.
Hmmm not like i got anything to compel to safe this dustball of a planet, i'll just ride out into space….although that would mean missing out on azula's little rampage.
ah frag it. let me just aim my planet killer and blast that rock to atoms
Hunter Smith
Megatron. Suprised you're still kicking considering you got that untrust worthy flying junkpile around.Being smart doesn't mean you're competent, but lets find out good doctor, do you know anything about Mutant Turtles?
same old, but it is weird that the TV constantly turns itself on and off, someone should fix it.
Logan Ross
IF THATS KRONOS COMING TO EARTH IM GOING TO TEACH THAT MACHINE A LESSON.
I AM NO MAID!
What are you talking about *drinks energon* I'm just drinking the greatest source of energy *burp*
Off topic I meant to say don't remember to airy
Ian Jenkins
WELL GIRLS, IT'S TIME TO BURN THINGS! FIRST STOP, SIBERIA!
Carter Gutierrez
Forgot image
Gabriel Walker
Oh, and by the way everyone, when Serpentor shows up don’t say anything about him dying and being brought back. Dr. Mindbender and Scalpel spent HOURS working to convince him that the whole incident involving Osborn and Cobra Commander killing him and sending him to hell was just a bad dream. The only other option was to bring him back and kill Osborn and send Cobra to GITMO. Now let’s be honest if we killed Osborn it would have helped Luthor and we all still need the Commander, so you can see we really only had one choice. Anyway, if you see Constantine, tell him the money’s in the mail. And tell Etrigan and Blackheart that Serpentor never wants to play skull soccer ever again.
Lady Azula, you asked the right Scotsman.
>opens two barrels of scotch
I knew you would shay that.
>two Cobra troopers walk in with a massive bag of candy
Go to your nearest department store and get Shiny’s Premium. Do NOT get the off brand or the regular version. It’s a $15 difference but it’s worth it. If you don’t get premium your helmet will get all cloudy, trust me. I had to endure Captain Cold making jokes about me sniffing farts.
Good to see you, Megatron. How’s the wife?
Oh no, not you Starscream. Can’t you fuck off for once ya bawface?
Lobo! Any word on that futa planet you found?!
Well, Legion, let’sh save the planet!
Christian Bailey
IT'S GHIDORAH!!!!!
Camden Thompson
Or monster X his cousin
Dylan Edwards
Oh don't even mention that again. that planet should not even exist! If not for those annoying green lanterns crying about them being some sort of endangered species i would have blown that planet up.
Don't tell me you want to visit that place?
Blake Turner
Wait did miss something I don't remember
Luke Roberts
Several threads ago, Based user
Carson Fisher
MY MAN!
>Has Fire Nation soldiers grab the barrels.
FIRST, SIBERIA, AND THEN SPAIN! TIME TO BURN SHIT!
SOMEONE TAKE OVER TILL I GET BACK! WE'RE GOING TO HAVE FUN TONIGHT!!!
Nicholas Long
Leave my cat alone! I might have a hard time kicking your ass but if you piss her off there won’t be anything let but a pile of scrap
Wait you know his secret identity? Ok here me out one headshot before he gets a chance to turn into Shazam and it’s over just snipe him.
Wait you didn’t turn the tv on?
David Jackson
Oh so that's why goblin hasn't showed up recently, also cobra came back ouch.
Link to thread?
Levi Rogers
>would just fly over to your place and grab you.
That's why you're a bounty hunter and not a scientist, Lobo. You don't think of easy solutions to simple problems. I will simply disguise myself!
>do you know anything about Mutant Turtles?
The Chernobyl kind or the ninja kind?
My apologies.
Robo-Maid. Get me a glass of water!
Bah! Just use an anti-meteor ray on it!
You're very resourceful, Destro. Would Cobra like to form an alliance with the Monster Society of Evil?
I've tried slitting his throat while he sleeps. I am always stopped in some contrived way.
Chase Howard
Do not worry, I have everything under control.
Lucas Brooks
Ah excellent thank you Destro, and I'll make sure I won't say it to Serpentor.
No, did you?
Thats nice Kitty, good luck.
Megatron please, you're drunk, go to sleep, or standby or whatever you space tin cans do
Well have fun Azula
Carson Edwards
The meteor is getting closer! Deceptions prepare to fire at it!
Wife? What wife?
I know about his antics, he's been punished multiple times already.
Nolan Perry
Please tell me that's not my dress....
Jose Lewis
no the Mutagen type.
Suuuure, and yet you keep him in your employ like a MORONIC MORON
Lincoln Adams
I’m a man with needsh, Lobo.
You want to invade Russia?!
I will bring it up for consideration next meeting. However, I recommend you convince Serpentor
Why are you dressed like that?
Thank you, Shredder!
HAHAHHAHA! You gave her the old Kaon Vanishing Act! Brilliant, Megatron!
Kayden Cruz
What do you all think you are doing?
Brayden Barnes
Sinister can be anything.
It's only natural that i would lead the fire nation as i will also lead this legion
Oliver Stewart
Jeremiah Richardson
Oh no just her, Jean, Rachel, and Phoenix powered Asuka are going to burn things and Siberia is first. Oh god...
Jackson Perry
...anything, you say?
Hello, Diana.
Caleb Gomez
You do remember the last time you insulted me fleshing do you!?
I don't know who your talking about
WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO EXPLAIN, I CAN SEE THE OBJECT IN THE SKY RIGHT NOW!!
Nolan Harris
Wait shit wrong link:
Jayden Moore
Xavier Butler
Soon everyone will be Sinister
Jose Parker
*TV tunrs on*
>Breaking news! A massive wildfire has been spotted in northern Siberia and in the Leon province of Spain.
>No one knows how these fires were started, but some eye witness have said they seen four women starting the fires
>Sadly with the meteor coming closer and the Superhero organizations trying to stop it, these fires are growing stronger every minute.
*TV turns off*
Josiah Collins
Thank you thank you thank you!
>starts eating the whole bag
Hi Wonder Woman! Eating candy!
O you could make super sticky bubblegum so he can’t talk!
Wait... if you didn’t turn it on and Master Frown didn’t and I didn’t.... then who did?
You look very pretty today mr sinister
Nicholas Collins
Oh yeah tat one, I actually didn't notice this part
Anyway back to the legion
Cameron Young
>no the Mutagen type.
A mutagen, eh? I've dealt with man-turtles before. They are slow and dimwitted. Any Average Joe could kill them.
DAHHH! WONDER WOMAN!
>I recommend you convince Serpentor
If he ever comes back.
Bah! Just use an anti-forest fire ray on it!
No! Everyone should be Sivana!
>O you could make super sticky bubblegum so he can’t talk!
Interesting idea, Cat. Do you, by chance, have bubblegum on you?
Tyler Scott
Tat I meant that, dang it captcha
Elijah Rodriguez
Oh, hey Megatron.
Crashing this plane of existence with no survivors.
Jonathan Gomez
*meanwhile in space*
Ha that rock was nothing.
hell looks like the girls are having fun down there, i can see the fires their starting from up here
Thomas Ward
Oh FU-
Thank you Based Lobo
...How would you like to make $10,000?
You’re welcome.
He will, he’s probably stuck in traffic.
Dominic Hall
>Lands on earth
Ow ow ow, thanks a lot you punk, hey Ghidorah its me your cousin monster x!
Kevin Robinson
NO YOU FOOL, THESE ARE NINJA MUTANT TURTLES!
Oh no,someone has hacked our TV.
No I'm THE SHREDDER
Hah are you threatening me Tincan? I'll open you up like I open up a can of TURTLE SOUP!
Bentley Rogers
Sure! I have a bag full of candy now!
Even me and Master Frown?
O NO!
Awww what a cute couple!
Robert Diaz
10.000 is such a small amount. you have to think bigger my metal headed friend.
and shredder do be a good man and cook some dinner for us. We do enjoy your cooking.
Adrian Thompson
Yes I am, also I heard you tried to get in a fight with that bone headed idiot recently, hahahaha your all pathetic little earth germs anyway!
Wait what's this super snake mountain?
Asher Myers
OBOL EMOCEB A KCUD!
Henry Parker
DO NOT RAISE YOUR VOICE AT SIVANA, CRETIN! I CAN DESTROY ANY TURTLES. TEENAGE. MUTANT. NINJA. IT DOES NOT MATTER!
Is he driving through the swamp?
Yes, Lobo. We all think you're very cool.
>Sure! I have a bag full of candy now!
Thank you. You're the most helpful person here. And you're not even a villain.
How much does cost to make a girl with a penis?
>your all pathetic little earth germs anyway!
And you're a rusty machine due for an oil change.
Sebastian Roberts
Do you see what your doing meatbag?! This is the reason why we tried to take over in the first place, if lex were to be around it would have been much worse. But not this time, I've learned from that after destroying cry-kill isn't that right crusher?
Ayden Cox
Forgot image again, capcha why
Zachary Powell
We'll crash existence with no survivors excluding the Legion.
Joshua Thomas
I kidnapped Felicity Smoak.
Owen Reyes
Joker is that you?
Andrew Perry
The Name's Bulls-eye the Clown, you schmuck. *Throws trash on you.*
Dominic Cruz
It's Skeletors new place, AND THAT ONLY HAPPENED BECAUSE I THOUGHT HIS STUPID HENCHMAN WAS KILLER CROC, WHO I UM, WANT TO KILL FOR REASONS!
I WILL RAISE MY VOICE AT WHO EVER I WANT BALDY!
AND IF YOU THINK YOU CAN DESTROY THOSE BLASTED TURTLES I WANT TO SEE YOU TRY.
GOD DAMN IT NOT ANOTHER CLOWN.
Bah it's because I'm the only one here that CAN cook
>storms off to the kitchen
Lucas Lewis
*Random viewscreens turn on*
ATTENTION PEOPLE OF EARTH!
I am your liberator, Char Anazabel. I have come to you all to free you from the tyranny of earth!
Currently, you all have been bound by its girth, its gravity weighing down your souls. But no longer shall humanity be forced to toil on a planet! No, I have come to free you from Earth! A massive asteroid is plunging down to Earth this moment. That is my doing, for as long as the earth remains decent humanity will pollute it. Be bound by it. Be slaves! But soon the era of the spacenoid shall be upon us, and my Father's vision fulfilled.
Even if many are to die in the change, at least you all will reincarnate into the Newtype peoples, ready to embrace their destiny among the stars.
GLORY TO SPACE
HAIL TRUE ZEON!
Isaiah Lewis
Yes, it goes a bit down the hill from time to time but they got an excellent Joker prototype, the guy who plays him was the redhead kid that was Dewey's friend in Malcom in the Middle.
So what's the plan with her? Not just held her at ransom I hope.
Joshua Price
Ah shit monster x was a red herring and
>Meteor hits Tibet
Holy shit!
Jayden Gray
Ya Unikitty is the best
You sure you want to dress as a clown around here? Batman finally raped the joker recently....
But your cooking is so good!
I hate this show
Neat I’ll have to pick it back up
Thomas Lee
That won't slow me down from gutting ya!
i'm gonna strangle ya with your own fishnet stockings!
Easton Jackson
>Meanwhile on side 3 outer space
Gihren are we starting phase 2 already? Looks like char's dropping asteroids on earth!!
Gabriel Wilson
>Bah it's because I'm the only one here that CAN cook
And we love you for it.
Adrian Walker
>AND IF YOU THINK YOU CAN DESTROY THOSE BLASTED TURTLES I WANT TO SEE YOU TRY.
I WILL SINCE YOU HAVE THE EDGE OF A DULL BLADE! YOU WILL LEARN TO RESPECT MY GENIUS. TONIGHT, I DINE ON TURTLE SOUP!
It's not every day you find a cat that will hep you murder a child in a grown man's body.
If anything I should be the leader of the Decepticons and the Legion of Doom. Things would fast improve in both organizations.
Samuel Diaz
you can't even defeat a child, and you want to lead anything?
you are more pathetic then luthor when he's drunk
Jaxson Roberts
He's a boy in the body of an adult that's as strong as Superman. He's more deadly than any mutant jerkoff that fights you. Also I'm pathetic? You're the manifestation of what a child thinks is cool.
Jayden Hughes
Murder a child?! No! I thought you just wanted to capture him! I don’t want to be part of the death of a kid....
Aaron Wilson
and you are nothing more then a gollum knock off.
and i've fought and survived the Phoenix, a creature far beyond shazam or superman.
Noah Richardson
What! I made damn sure he was dead!
And he's dropping ASTEROIDS on earth!?!??!
This...Complicates matters. Depending on his motivation, at least. Why is he even doing that?
Wyatt Parker
The Abomination has returned
Jaxon Moore
Do i need to put a cap in your ass again?
Joseph Butler
I do not know? Tibet has already been smashed by one of the asteroids! We're not ready yet, phase 2 sure is interesting for the legions downfall. Also starscream, one of our sleeper members have gathered enough info on the legion.
Brody White
Can't talk eating.
Carter Rodriguez
Aww well, it's nice to be liked for that.
Also we're having Beefstew for dinner tonight.
WELL DO IT THEN, I'LL GURANTEE YOU THAT YOU WON'T BE HAVING ANY TURTLE SOUP!
AND THATS MY LINE YOU NEARSIGHTED EGGHEAD.
Seriously someone fix that TV.
Christopher Perez
Pants!
Ian Adams
$10 million.
STOP HER!
Yesh. And he took the Interstate to get here. We all offered to fly him but he insisted he drive. Bet he’s regretting that now. HA!
A Joker knock off.
I say we kill this man.
Have these MARS brand pants.
And it costs however much Sinister is willing to take to do this.
Brody Lewis
>Meanwhile, in traffic
MOVE YOUR CURSED VEHICLES! SERPENTOR IS LATE!
Evan Ward
You fool! I went all the way to New York to find your "Ninja Turtles" and all the sewers were blocked with frozen sewage water. What kind of game are you playing here?
Brainiac, I already gave you a body that does not require such articles of clothing.
What? No! Of course I'm trying to capture him. You see, he did some very naughty things and must be punished...this sounds creepier than just saying I want to kill him.
Bah! I am far more handsome than Gollum. But I am a man of science, not looks!
You have very interesting values...
Wyatt Parker
>Brainiac, I already gave you a body that does not require such articles of clothing.
That body was insufficient in order to achieve my goals. I need a human form in order to freely complete my work among my peers and to do it discreetly. Allowing me to reign control of human society while also in the pursuit of a pair of pants.
Jeremiah Parker
Who the hell is still renting VHS tapes from Block Buster? And why do we keep getting the bills for it!?
Grayson Williams
I AM HERE TO TAKE YOUR MIND, BRAINIAC OOOeeeOOOO!
James Thomas
Haha hay! Any of you chumps seen Azula around? I kicked that lama’s ass and now I want hers. Hell even that circus chick I ain’t picky.
Hay baby I’m not normally into fairies but I’ll make an exception for you.
Adrian Gomez
Whoever they are, they really need to stop. Shit's racking up.
Xavier Miller
SHUT THE FUCK UP CARL
Brody Allen
Happy Spanksgiving.
Aaron Martin
I'll assume this is him going on about destroying the earth AGAIN!
Good thing my brother Dozel just went on another of his "inspections" of the space forces. I'm sure he'll help stop char's...Attack if the other forces do not succeed.
Still, soon phase 2 will begin, and we still need the Legion. They are still a useful tool, after all...
Isaac Butler
HELP
>ZORAK GET DOWN FROM THERE
HELP ME
Ryder Roberts
SOMEONE GET THE BROOM
>HEEEEEEEEEELP
ZORAK'S LEVITATING AGAIN
>HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP HELP ME
OR THE HOSE. THE HOSE WORKED LAST TIME!
Aaron Jenkins
Maybe if you hadn't immediately been destroyed by Superman you would still have pants!
It was probably that Kang. His travels have left him with no perception of time so he still thinks it's the 90s!
Stop scheming so loudly!
Silence, woman. Science is commencing.
Hey, you two, stop that!
Jonathan Robinson
>Have these MARS brand pants.
NO, you don't understand! I cannot wear just any pair of pants! I have to find a specific pair of pants! The one true pair of pants that will ascend me beyond what I am now!
Your feeble mind taking technique will not work on my superior virtual artificial intelligence. But, perhaps, with your special abilities. We can work together in the future.
Luis Jackson
I will take your mind. IT'S WHAT I DO! I am also a judge. SO I HERE BY SENTENCE YOU INTO LETTING ME TAKE YOUR MIND
Aaron Flores
...
Dylan Butler
AURGH! GET HIM OFF
>MWAHAHAHAHA
GET THE HOSE AND THE BROOM!
Jose Moore
VILLAIN TARDS IM BACK WITH MY BIG BOI IZUCHAD NEWTYPE AUTISMO POWERED GUNDAM NOW PREPARE TO DIE RETARDS OH AND I ALSO HAVE SOME GM BUDDIES ALONG SIDE WITH ME SO GET READY
Juan Hall
I COME OUT OF MY ROOM AND SEE A MANTIS FLYING AROUND WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
Anthony Martinez
>thinking you can hear us from SPAAACEEEE when we don't even have the telescrene on
Dr. Sivana, we are just constructs of your imagination. We don't exist, 100% totally. This is certainly not some telepath sending snippets of dark plots or visions that may occur.
Elijah Butler
I dId NOOOO such THIIIING
Jaxson Rodriguez
GIHREN YOURE FUCKED YOURE FUCKED IN THE ZEEK ONAHOLE BUB
Ayden Moore
NO BUT I CAN HEAR YOU, SHUT UP YOU 6 PIECE CHICKEN MCNOBODY
Christian Cook
BEHOLD, IT IS I, MOLTOR! I WILL NOW FLOOD THIS SWAMP WITH LIQUID HOT MAGMA AND LEAVE YOU ALL AS NOTHING BUT REMNANTS OF THE PAST!
Juan Sullivan
OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOh HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jeremiah Morris
I have a broom! Now come here!
Yes yes, very sad that you don't have something to cover your pale green legs.
Silence woman! Science is happening!
Strange. I feel like I'm being told to forget dark plots or visions that may occur.
KANG NOT KRANG!
Xavier Hughes
Why don't you weirdos invade the Avengers Mansion for a change?
Logan Perez
Free Duff Champagne for all.
Charles Phillips
>Yes yes, very sad that you don't have something to cover your pale green legs.
... Anyway... Forget the pants for now as there is nothing that can be done for the time being. I shall return to my work and continue to achieve my goal.
Camden Ortiz
Take off that silly disguise
Leo Foster
Not interested, Carl.
Landon Young
Dinner is ready, get your beef stew...
WHY IS THERE A FLYING GRASSHOPPER IN HERE? DO I NEED TO GET THE RAID?
Oh yeah, we did fuck it up last night didn't we?
KRAAANG! YOU FINALLY CAME!
Welcome to the Legion of Doom Krang! the place I've told you much about! And here I'm RESPECTED, unlike you.
Grayson Wilson
IM BACK!! Neyheheheheh after many days galactus hades and I finally managed to destroy biomancer Carl for good, unfortunately I lost my god powers in the process due to them fulfilling the game. Everything is fi- OH MY GOSH MEGATRON AND THE DECEPTICONS ARE BACK!
Who the hell are you?
Dylan King
I sell weaponsh for a living and work with terroristsh and villainsh. My valuesh are weird.
DON’T KILL THE MANTIS HE’S COOL
Juan White
PRAY SILENTLY FOR YOUR EMPEROR, SERPENTOR! I HAVE RETURNED FROM MY SLUMBER AND NIGHTMARE...AND I HAVE RETURNED STRONGER! I DREAMT OF DISLOYALTY, BUT IT’S NICE TO KNOW THAT MANY IN THE LEGION ARE TRUSTED ALLIES AND SERVANTS, LIKE AZULA AND SENIOR DUNCAN!
HELLO MY FRIENDS!
You have served me well, Destro!
Leo Baker
Que?
Christopher Foster
Yes, you've messed with an entire city's plumbing. Do you know how much this will cost them? Perhaps I underestimated your wickedness.
I'm not familiar with you. Are you some sort of demon? I study magic along with science.
He is disrupting science!
Ah! You must be the man in charge of Cobra.
Noah Russell
Did you miss us serpentor? Surprise we're back earthlings! And so has skeletor and his minions on his side. All we need now is mumm-ra, cobra commander, and venger and the gangs all here again.
Samuel Gomez
Dr. Pirahnoid. The villains from Captain Planet. Bad Rap.
James Martin
All c-listers, they don't even show up here. I think they're afraid to come up with all the chaos going on. Hell if saw boss shows up that would be neat, but of course he won't since he isn't even a member.
Dylan Brooks
It's Krang my partner...... in crime.
Beef stew?
Ah Serpentor you're back! welcome back! beed stew?
Yes I am quite wicked aren't I? Now we just need to capitalize on it by making our own plumming service.
Camden Peterson
Oh welcome back Señor Serpentor, I've longed for your return Señor, so what is your command?
And Señor Destro has been muy bueno, no asking about dick girls for weeks!
Christopher Bell
Hi snake man
We lost are god powers? Damn well they were stupid anyway
Forgot to ask how’d the New York thing turn out?
Bug man.... explain stealing the ocean
Landon Perry
We flooded that city and then Cold froze it real good, it's god damn glorious!
Would've done the second part of my plan, but I'm no plummer.
Also the Turtles kinda also got the Technodrome kinda flooded too....
I hope you're not mad Krang
David Robinson
ROGER ROGER
Henry Foster
I'm back from having fun with the.....CARL! WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY! GET HIM!
Caleb Rivera
Don't get too excited Shredder. Donatello fixes it with a microwave and a pizza shop.
He's Skeletor from Eternia.
He dies a thousand years from now through an intense Skull Fucking by He-Man, and his bones are fed to his green tiger.
Zachary Anderson
A thousand years? Neyeheheheheh your have predicted wrong kang. Not until I get the secrets of greyskull and win.
Robert Bennett
Is the future always set in stone? Surely with knowledge of Donatello's actions, Shredder can prevent this. Also why is a renaissance artist in the modern era?
Aren't you at all concerned that you apparently die from a supposed hero "skull-fucking" you?
Finally, a real robot servant. Get me a glass of water, slave!
Luke Evans
Who let these things in here? Quick, somebody stop them before they burn the place down! Again.
John Murphy
Mr scientist.... you’re sounding very.... rapey
Daniel Lopez
Of course not, Kang is just one of those Weird prediction guy's, and besides I for one already know he's lying because He-man never kills his foes. It's part of his values and rule of power.
Isaac Ward
A fair point Sivana...
Go ahead and try. You're attempts eventually make He-Man so sick of your bullshit he decides to end it after you kill her sister.
Jackson Ortiz
No, it's the name of a mutated turtle that Shredder fights. I know, a horrid name for a mutated turtle.
William Scott
JOKES ON YOU, HORDE PRIME AND AIRY ALREADY KILLED SHE-RA ALONG WITH THE REST OF ETHIRIA!!
Jeremiah Sanders
I'll handle it.
And while I'm at it, I might as well kill George Lucas in 1990 so the Prequels never happen.
And I keep forgetting to share some of the 31st century's inventions with you!
For starters, despite seemingly being made from "fabric" which became discontinued in 2598, is actually made from a super strong alloy that can withstand blows from The Hulk.
Some others you may be familiar with Sivana, a lot of em are based on some of your Golden Age creators, but updated with modern technology.
Unlike Lex Luthor, who dies penniless in an alley after LexCorp is bought out by Oscorp.
If that's the case then why is He-Man still annoying you?
Caleb Price
DARN IT, DARN THOSE BLASTED TURTLES!
YES IT'S THE PURPLE ONE, THE ONE THAT DOES MACHINES! OH I HATE HIM! I HATE ALL OF THEM!
WHAT?! THEY KILL A WHOLE WORLD FOR YOU? THEY DID IT FOR YOU?
You've gotten Lazy Skeletor.
Blasted bucket of bolts
>throws a fork on it's head
Ethan Turner
It's *Dr.* Scientist and I used some unfortunate wording.
Yes, his predictions do have a lack of proof, don't they? But you should still heed them.
If that's the case then Kang's prediciton may happen sooner than he thought or someone who looks very much like He-Man attacks you. Perhaps a descendant or clone.
>a lot of em are based on some of your Golden Age creators, but updated with modern technology.
Interesting. That fabric could be of use to me. Luthor dying penniless is hilarious. Tell me, do you have any weapons of mass destruction?
So the mutagen transformed them into intelligent human-like beings with martial arts skills. Why the hell are they named after Renaissance artists?
Lucas Murphy
WO-MAN!
Mason Hall
Don't know and don't care. They're mutated turtles, they don't have any rights like clones or Jackal.
Bentley Thomas
They got those names from their master... HAMATO YOSHI, or Splinter as they call him now, he was part of my Ninja clan but I got him thrown out and he became a mutant ratman thanks to the same Mutagen that created those BLASTED TURTLES!
But yeah he always was a loser that liked his old dead artists.
GAH
>kicks animal to the other side of the room