Just had to explain to my dad the gordan rapes the joker meme. I dont think well be talking for the next couple of days...

Just had to explain to my dad the gordan rapes the joker meme. I dont think well be talking for the next couple of days. Thanks alot Yea Forums.

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What's there even to explain the title is self-explanatory

under what circumstance would you try and explain it to him, and if you were why not just say "it's a dumb internet thing" instead of actually doing it
your dad and i are disappoint

lmao this is great thanks for bringing this to my attention user
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100% your fault for actually doing it. just say you don't know.

>under what circumstance would you try and explain it to him
I was in walmart with him, after we got juice we were passing some aisle were some kid left a batman lego set that had a commissioner gordon figure included with it. I started chuckling to myself and of course my dad started demanding to know why. I didnt want to make a scene so i quietly explained the meme to him, after which he shook his head and didnt say another word to me in the store nor since. The car ride home was one of the most shameful and tense experiences of my life.

I'm sorry you don't have the kind of father that laughs at stupid shit with you.
Me, my dad, and my brother all have the same retarded sense of humor and it's just such a fucking blast to shoot the shit with your bro and your old man, listening to stupid YTP's and other inane internet shit.

Explaining any Yea Forums meme in real life makes you sound like a psycho. Did you forget that?

I'm sorry you're too autistic to know better and too slow witted to come up with literally any other reason than to explain yourself

but of course, this entire thread is just one long blogpost, so congrats--feel free to fuck off at any time

op is in for the shock of his life when his dad dresses up like batman and rapes him

>Son, what the fuck is Sneed and why do you not shut the fuck up about it?
>You see, there's this episode of the Simpsons featuring a shop called Sneed's Feed and Seed Formerly Chuck's, and wait, where are you going?

Should've just told him it made you think back to the picture of JK Simmons getting pumped for his Gordon role.

Well didnt expect the Dr. Katz bit.

>autistic enough to find the meme funny enough to laugh at
>autistic enough to actually explain the meme to your dad
How old are you?

You could have just told him you farted

Why does he hate you?

please be fake

You have autism and you need to learn how to filter yourself better, also you're most likely underage if you're going to Wal-Mart with your dad and you bringing up an internet joke to your dad would be awkward.

I told my friends about Goofy Time and they all thought it was funny.

They like edgy humor, but they thought i was a psychopath when I literally pissed myself laughing at that video where the Indian kid's dad dares his suicidal son to an hero, and hands him a pistol.

>chuckle to self
>"What's so funny?"
>"Nothing."
DONE

>if you're going to Wal-Mart with your dad
Im 22

Faggot.

didn't mean to reply

Why is your relationship with him so awkward?

>When you're laughing at something on your phone and your dad makes you tell him about the child porn meme

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He didnt appreciate that one time I asked if dad dick was real or not I was just really curious and thought he'd laugh it off so I reached for his junk and he backhanded me and left for a few days

>I didnt want to make a scene so i quietly explained the meme to him, after which he shook his head and didnt say another word to me in the store nor since.
That's not Yea Forums's fault.

"rules 1&2" aren't there to protect the chan, they're there to protect you

>Thanks alot Yea Forums.
you are welcome, next time go and explain him whats a cuck, that would be lots of fun too

>when your little sister accidentally sees your loli porn pics in your phone

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>that one time I asked if dad dick was real or not

what in the unholy fuck is "dad dick", and follow up, were you dropped as a child?

>she comes back to your the next day dressed in make shift string lingerie
>”does big brother like me better like this?”

>tfw you’re with your dad at the retirement home and you have to explain to him the Master Shake Korra baby greentext.

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user, WTF did I just read?
Am I witnessing another Teen Titans dad boner thread?

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>south park, beavis and butthead, and dr katz references in a children's cartoon
WTF That's so inappropriate! They should just be learning about things like gay marriage.

i refuse to acknowledge that someone like you exists or could exist.
your dad probably thinks that you're gay and/or wants to fuck him

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dad dick is how all dads seem to have monster dicks in their pants for some reason I was just wondering about it because then if I become a dad later I can get a big willy too so I wanted to see proof

alright pack it up lads, this is a bait thread

Fuck you OP for making me laugh so hard.

I'm going to wake my whole family up with my laughing fit and then explain to my dad why I am laughing.

This, Jesus. I start chuckling about edgy Internet shit every now and then around my mom, and if she asks I just say "something stupid, nevermind".

You just reminded me how I had to make up bullshit to explain the POMF meme to my mom

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>son why are you laughing at
>proceeds to explain how user told his dad that Gordan raped Joker

we're going places

Did anyone screencap this?

>You just reminded me how I had to make up bullshit to explain the POMF meme to my mom
No fucking way, explain now

Not knowing how to hide your power level, way to suck you must be the yamcha of your group.