Honestly there should just be an event where Sue leaves Richards for Spider-Man

It's only a certain section of them like the other user said. Trust me, I'm head Spider-fag and harem shit is fucking retarded. All three Carolfags, Namorfag, and stupid, gay Tonyfags are all much worse.

Silly user that’s not how you spell Chad Tony Stark

She should leave him for anyone. Sue and Rich are the worst couple in comics.

And you guys complain about Norman cucking Peter with Gwen

Can we just have an AU version of Sue and Reed like the Yea Forums threads yesterday, where Reed talks like he's ESL, and Sue can't remember Reed's name?

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Yikes.

Yeah. At least you can imagine Pete having a loving harem family

Kys.

That shit was Kino

>Buys your wife flowers and then proceeds to fuck her invisible pussy for days on end

What did he mean by this?

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Peter is for Johnny

>*Penny is for Johnny
ftfy

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Gib me Bonnie gf

The "gay Tonyfags" aren't self inserters, they're just fujos. It's anons like Starkfag who claim they don't self insert yet project onto the character and the ones who proclaim Tony a chad that should be cucking women, especially red heads, from other characters that are self inserters.

>pick me up at eight
That's like an hour before bed, why so late?

Nigga we all know why

>Tfw you will never come on her invisible feet

It's not fair she needs a man who'll actually love her

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Holy shit, there are a lot of superheroe fans that are insufferable here on Yea Forums. Makes me wonder, which fans are not shit here?

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Sheep in the City fans

theres no reason for them to be together. they dont even come off like they like each other in comics. but they fucked around and got irradiated, then they fucked around and got married.

i like to imagine they stayed together bc of how intertwined their families were especially post accident and now theyre just stuck making it work like millions of couples who shouldnt have had kids together or gotten married

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Why are you crying? We all know you have dick.

I am a deadpool fan from Joe kelly era. I really hate deadpool fans ,cosplayers and shippers now.

>Honestly there should just be an event where Sue leaves Richards for Spider-Man
Their son is a high tier reality warper. How long would that even last?

so has Sue ever cucked Reed in canon yet? I'm pretty sure she fucked Namor a million times but some FF fans have assured me that Sue never cheated on Reed.

No. Not even when she was married to Doomgod.

Why would Peter bang his homie sister?

there should be an event where richards becomes a chad pussyslayer

Sue has technically second hand fucked Emma Frost.

Spider-Man's been made to wear the scarlet horns of a cuckold by both Gwen Stacey and Mary-Jane Watson. And coupled with his obvious feelings of inferiority towards Reed Richards, who is both more intelligent and well-endowed, it was only natural that Peter would seek to perform the ultimate betrayal of a true hero and make a cuckold of Reed Richards by inserting his inferior Spider-Peen into Sue Storm's wizard hat of a vagina.

Frankly, I think Sue's "infidelities" with Peter and Namor are some sort of elaborate femdom small penis humiliation scenarios on her part - after all, there's no way that either Spider-Man or Namor could measure up to Reed.