Thor

>thor
>ironman
>cap
>spiderman
>namor


Who is the biggest chad of the avengers.

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Pretty gay desu

the arse that saved america

Someone post the edit

Am i just a degenerate or is that pic highly homoerotic

no its very very gay im gay and its fucking bent my mate

>Thor keeps getting cucked by women but not in the sexual sense
>Cap is too pure to be a Chad
>Ironmans dick barely works because he's an alcoholic and he always compensating for something
>Namor is too much of a whiny bitch who gets BTFO 90%
>Spider-Man has all of the Chad qualities but his life is shitty

So I guess Spiderman

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Cap

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>shirtless with pants so low that groin lines are visible
Hnnng

Agreed

I WANT TO FUCK WANDA

Why must cap be so lewd?!

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>>thor
He's gotten cucked once or twice, and he can be a bit of a crybaby, but he's pretty Chaddy, generally. I'd say he loses to Hercules though. Now there's a true Chad.
>>ironman
Well, this is complicated. Tons of insecurities, bit of an ego, tendency to turn into a villain... But he's still a charming, genius, handsome, billionaire, and so unless he's not in one of his moods, sure, he's a Chad.
>>cap
Too pure to be a Chad.
>>spiderman
Has the biggest Harem out of all of them, but he's not really a "Chad", y'know?
>>namor
Namor's a smug asshole with few good qualities, so he's a Brad.

Hercules

>women instantly gush like a fire hose when he's in the room
>his heightened sense of smell knows this every time
>still carries on, business as usual

He can have any woman he wants without even trying, he just chooses not to, he's too pure.

Fucking GeneChads. Augs rise up!

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Sometimes I wish I had a dick.

>Steve
>GeneChad
Guy is augmented as much as Tony was with Extremis.

>I don't have Extremis anymore...

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Lewd

>Showing his pecs abs, v-lines and asscrack
What a slut!

Her panties must be wetter than New Orleans after Katrina

Is his power making people cum without touching themselves

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>Everyone wants to get fucked hard by Cap
>He's too sweet to do that

He fucks Sharon even though she's a brittle GILF now.

>too decent to hit on co-worker
>he’s probably gay

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Monica's just angry he didn't fuck her so rough she started seeing Stars and Stripes.

>blocks ur path

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There’s only one person who’s seeing Stars and Stripes and that’s Sam.

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Steve is not gay though. Sam and Bucky will have to deal with that.

it’s really really really gay

like, if the army was working on a weapon of mass gayification, they’d just broadcast this image

Steve’s at least half bi-furious and there’s no way he’s not had impure thoughts about his male compatriots.

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It's those damn sexy skintight stark suits

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It's not gay to want to eat Spiderman's ass.

Actually everyone of us is wrong. Steve is Americasexual.

that's like asking which backstreet boy is straightest

Stupid sexy Tony!

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bumping this response because it's the only correct one

>Handsome billionaire gets plowed by muscular blond stud (pornography - gay, 45:00)

Namor and his slutty fishnets

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>you've heard of side-boob
>now get ready for side-ass

AA!Tony's design is so fucking underappreciated

I feel like, hypothetically, the only person Cap would actually get rough with is Tony out of everyone.

They have two modes towards each other, apart from occasional tenderness: fight or fuck.

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Doctor Strange is underrated

Thigh windows need to become more common for male characters

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That's EMH, user. Pic related is AA.

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Strange is the biggest bro out of all the avengers.

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*excluding 616

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Why did they make him pull a Zatanna?

Because Hickman.

He did nothing wrong

>implying he didn’t mind wipe often before Hickman
He pretty much does it after every major fight

Genocide is never okay.

>Steve is Americasexual.
Based and freedompilled. SEETHING Yuropoors on suicide watch now and forever

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Is that an edit?

I'm guessing it's an edit...

It's a really good edit...

>white guy topping black guy
Kinda hot

Why is Namor even on this list?

Trick question, the answer is Wolverine

Based and bubpilled

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manlets cant be chad

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they can when they steal your girl

Is the black girl the same girl between panels?
God damn her fucking jaw. No wonder he didn't hit on her.

SHould'nt have cut it off then

Fucking god, Steve is the only one who can ooze lewdness while being soo pure.

What’s wrong with being a eunuch?

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Yeah, ts an edit from a twitter artist.

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I like the way you think. It's great to love and lewd Steve and Tony in equal measure.

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Dude’s literally letting a huge chunk of ass and thigh meat hang out.

we call those lines "cum gutters"

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Based

Based and Englehartpilled
You didn't read 80's Cap I see

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>Fucking manlet muties
Cringe

Pretty sure Sharon and some others disagree

In one of the recent Cap issues, his ex-girlfriend shows up and Sharon is obviously posturing on her despite being like 90, his dick game is superhuman.

Tony dresses like such a slut, christ.

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>they’re scuffling again in Invaders
I like the drama, but their constant break ups, sadly mooning about eachother then makeups are tiring. I want them to just be best pals again.

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Aaron is meh but at least his Avengers has them being friendly.