Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom, in a place known as 'somewhere'...
Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom, in a place known as 'somewhere'
Jack James
James Peterson
Hello, my kooky kriminals! Lex Luthor is 'sick' tonight YET again, (I wonder why...) but never fear! The Joker is here! Give me your best diabolical plans, and yours truly will consider em and see if we can plan it out (maybe another invasion...?). Refreshments are on the table. Give me your worst!
Austin Thompson
Our invasion plans are doomed to fail as long as (((they))) still control the world governments. I say we could build some sort of system of camps to destroy these monsters once and for all!
Jaxson Price
We should make friends with everyone!
Cameron Ward
We should start a new ice age in the US!
Hudson Campbell
>Note with Photo falls to the Floor.
>Dear Legion of Doom, if I hear you go on about asking where Lex is again, I swear I will piss myself in anger. Lex is busy fisting his own ass and using our money to try and win Mr Yea Forumslympus (vote for Lobo). So please stop asking and go vote for Lobo when September comes.
>Oh and if Ray comes here don't treat him badly. He could be a good replacement for me if he tried. Just be sure he has fun here.
>Also Azula if you reading this. Stay strong kid. I know you will win this year and even if you don't, here's always the next one. But even then, you will always be our Miss Yea Forums.
>And if you're somehow reading this Lobo, Give Luthor Hell.
>To everyone else, have a great villainous day.
>-Black Manta
Ryder Jenkins
Oy! Somebody left their trash on the ground!
>crumples note up and throws it in the trash
If there’s one thing I can’t stand it’s not throwing away yer garbage.
Caleb Garcia
You cod to be kidding me with that note. Hope he’s doing well
I agree we’re villains not monsters
I don’t now.... make the world frown by graffitiing the worlds national monuments?
Luke Martinez
Didn't I kill you?
Leo Campbell
Need help?
Benjamin Jackson
Good evening everyone!
Goddamn I miss that glorious bastard. When he gets back, we're going to kick Aquafaggots ass together.
Ian White
Different continuity.
Bentley Diaz
Kris, mom is going to yell at us if we don't go back home to /trash/. We shouldn't really be here anyways... I think? We did try to kill a kid... does that count as evil?
Oliver Sullivan
We'll see about that!
>BRRRRT
>FREEEM
Ayden Wood
You're destroying the Hall of Doom you moron!
Robert Rivera
Oh shit, sorry.
>*Walks through the wall*
*Now* I'll remedy your resurrection
>BRRRRT
>FREEEM
Cooper Anderson
Killing children is definitely evil. But it's just so much fun.
Brandon Gray
Black Manta you have great rage in your heart. You belong to the Red Lantern Corps.
Brayden White
Hi Azula! You look very fiery today!
You’re a new cold? Are you nicer then the last one?
Carful robot guy you almost hit me!
Hi fairy lady!
John Robinson
Hello Unikitty! Having fun, I take it?
Jaxson Rivera
Ahem...
I have an announcement to make.
Eat my ass.
Christopher Bell
Sorry Unikitty, this guy won't stand still is all
I hope this Cold isn't as disgusting as the last one *Continues trying to kill Cold*
Noah Phillips
Good to see you Unikitty! You're quite sparkly today. How's everything going for you?
Airy! How did the last meeting go? I left when all the eldritch abominations came pouring in.
Ryan Torres
Well D&D is fun in general.
H-hello... umm.... so good guys are allowed here?
>gasps.
That's s bad word!
Joseph Robinson
>8Runs out of ammo, mech overheating*
Damn it! What's going on? I can't hit anything today!
Cooper Diaz
Ouroboros fucking knows. I took a nap on some bed that the Doc had a test for and tuned all that shit out. I assume Carl was killed again, but I'm not sure.
So innocent. So moldable...
Jason Turner
Always! It’s important to stay positive!
Better now that the lama thing is gone. He wanted to eat my feet...
I came with Master Frown one day and they let me stay! I also help when the hall of justice attack
Jack Lopez
Stop! I'm child-friendly!
>mech overheating
Chill out!
Dominic Brooks
>*Mech heat plummets*
Hah! You fool, now I can shoot again!
>FREEEMS even more
Dominic Carter
So PG?
Moldable? What do you mean by that?
Golly! Do you think they will let me stay too? Though I have to ask my mom if it is OK for me to come here more often.
William Lee
Well, lets hope he's dead. That shit was not right.
That's why when I'm miss Yea Forums, lamas and their ilk will be illegal.
Aiden Russell
>Knocks on the Legion's door
>Who could it be? Who will answer it?
Liam Howard
What I ever do to you?
>Opens
Hey, be my decoy!
Landon Moore
>gasps again.
You swore too? Wait are we allowed to swear here? Does that mean I can swear too?
Also why would you ban llamas? I mean they're not as cool as sheep and goats, but isn't that a bit too mean.
Is anyone going to answer that?
Daniel James
Yes, you could swear here. No one's going to stop you. I'm going to ban llamas because I don't like them. They're stupid.
Jayden Ross
I don’t see why not you seem nice!
Who’s Carl and why don’t you like him?
The last cold was very mean to everyone and said lots of rude things
A lama attacked us and was very rude
Jace Walker
Out of the way, Snart. I have business with the Legion.
Special Agent Faraday, here. I'm with the United States Government. We have reason to believe that Luthor and Gordon are believed to be here, and we demand that you turn them in to our custody, especially due to the collateral imparts that the latter caused in Gotham, which is still in repairs as we speak.
Gordon is responsible for a number of crimes, not to mention, decimating the commander-in-chief and organizer of Checkmate, Amanda Waller.
We also have reason to believe that an airplane carrying Vandal Savage and some Ugandan ambassadors were believed to be in the area for a "Markovia" meeting. We won't ask how that went, but we demand that you give us Commissioner Jim Gordon so that he will face trial to justify his actions. Or else in 3 days time, my men and the US Army will be knocking on your door.
And if you have any further questions, inquiries, or problems, feel free to take them up to my colleague, Spawn.
Luis Cook
Do you mean Carl that horrid llama that summoned those things to attack us, or Carl that fat bald guy that keeps trying to have sex with me?
Leo Adams
We Build an Axis of zombies to conquer Europe
Luke Smith
Sod off.
Isaac Mitchell
Pants!
Kevin Fisher
Oh... sorry to hear...
Also yay! I can stay... though I still have to tell my mom.
A-alright. Then I can finally say all the swears I know.
Fart. Weiner. Heck. Gosh Darn. Dang it!
Oh no! The police! I- I'm sorry for swearing! I promise I will never do it again!
What about pants? Are you wanting to watch Spongebob or something?
Connor Gonzalez
>What about pants? Are you wanting to watch Spongebob or something?
I just want some is all.
Austin Torres
Don't worry about it, kid. We're not here for you.
In addition to Luthor and Gordon, Joker and Batman are also up on that list. We also have reason to believe from a third-party by the name of "Hugo Strange" that he was responsible for spilling the beans on the identity of the Batman.
But overall, 3 days is what you got. Or else.
We also have news for you from your landlord regarding the mortage/electricity bill skyrocketing. He believes it had something to do with last week when a certain someone had electricity spouting from their hands. We don't know if he's still here or not, but please make sure to divert that crisis when it's able to be properly attended.
Zachary Hughes
I have some pants that used to belong to Tsar Nicolas II for $50 if your interested.
The Emotional Spectrum get that poison out a here.
Would it be cool if i turned some Fire Benders into Black Lanterns?
Xavier Phillips
I APPEAR TODAY TO MAKE A HISTORIC ANNOUNCEMENT!
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG IS A RRRAMBUNCTIOUS RRRAPSCALIAN RRRODENT! HE URINATED ON MY LUCINDA! THAT'S CORRRECT! HE TOOK HIS HORRIBLE HORNY HEDGEHOG DICK OUT AND HE URINATED ON MY LUCINDA. AND HE PROCLAIMED THAT HIS PINGAS WAS "THIS BIG", AND I REBUTTLED WITH GREAT DISTASTE!
I WILL MAKE AN OUTRAGE UPON THIS HASTY HOOLIGAN HEDGEHOG WITHIN TWITTER ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB!
DEAR SONIC THE HEDGEHOG,
YOUR GENITALIA IS MINUSCULE! IT IS APPROXIMATELY THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT, BUT NOT QUITE AS LARGE. I HAVE A SPLENDID SURPRISE FOR YOU; IT IS THE SIGHT OF MY OWN PINGAS!
THAT IS CORRECT, YOU RRRRIDICULOUS RRRRRAT. ALL POINTS. NO QUILLS. NO CUSHIONS. ANALYZE IT; IT IS LIKE TWO TESTICLES AND A LIGHTNING ROD!
HE FORNICATED WITH MY LUCIDNA, SO WATCH WHAT I WILL DO; I WILL FUCK THE EARTH, BUT I WILL NOT RELEASE MY URINE UPON ITS SOIL. I WILL AIM MUCH HIGHER. I'M URINATING ON THE MOON!
DID YOU FIND PLEASURE IN THAT, OBAMA? I URINATED ON THE MOON, YOU DUNCE-LIKE, NOTORIOUS DOUBLE NIGGER
YOU HAVE TWENTY THREE HOURS, BEFORE THE MICRRRODRRROPLETS RAIN UPON YOU! NOW LEAVE MY SIGHT, BEFORE I DEMOTE YOU TOO!
Brayden Baker
Gordon also got Batman to rape the joker here a few days ago if that helps your case...
Language! I don’t need Unikitty picking up any bad habits
Joker and Batman here? .....I don’t think so
Ya know you’ve got to give Carl credits he doesn’t give up
Oliver Ross
Yes, after receiving the news from Faraday, in addition to the Gordon affair, your mortgage payments have been, lest we say, detestable to say the least.
A certain someone is causing too much of your electricity being used. Have the head-of-household tend to the situation or we will be forced to acquiesce the situation and remove this property from national soil.
And not just any soil mind you. But pure American soil. And this is getting too close to bordering the likes of the US Army, especially thanks to that Swamp Thing character that lives in the whereabouts, along with a few others as we may speak.
Ryder Perry
Yes, we'll make sure to make a note of that. As per mentioned before, have him over to us by the next 3 days.
Gentlemen, Spawn, arrest that man.
Andrew Ross
If it's not me, then go right ahead.
Fucking beautiful.
Adrian Anderson
>Teleports behind Eggman, grabs him, then teleports again to hand him over to Agent Faraday
You know, there's nothing more disgusting than the likes of an ugly piece of shit like yourself having the audacity to piss on the moon.
How fucking retarded can you even get?
Xavier Perez
I wonder what that Blubering bald baffoon is doing.
Anyways, Greetings Legion, I've recovered from my latest mental breakdown and I want to propose a plan!
We shall flood the sewers of New York and finally get rid of those blasted turtles while also clogging up the toilets for everyone in NY and then we swoop in and offer to fix this, and the people of New York cannot refuse for we have DESTROYED all the other plummers in New York!
Also can someone please stop Robotnik from ranting and jumping on the table?
Julian Russell
>The last cold was very mean to everyone and said lots of rude things
How could anyone be mean to such a cute kitty?
I don't know what you feds are talking about but before you go how about wearing this free parka and walking over there in the open?
Adam Watson
>Moldable? What do you mean by that?
Don't worry your cute little head about it.
Robotnik please, control yourself.
Josiah Kelly
I already have him here.
Oliver Taylor
And they say i'm crazy.
Why's everyone looking at me?
Gabriel Stewart
Shut. Up. Snart.
Besides, we have you and Boomerang on our files. So I suggest that you leave us be with Robotnik.
Dylan Barnes
DO NOT TOUCH ME YOU DECOMPOSED CORPSE OF A DOUBLE NIGGER OR I WILL PISS ON YOU TOO! NOW LEAVE MY SIGHT!
Jordan Sanchez
>Meanwhile, in the National Security Agency
Jose Barnes
Cool
Evan Sanchez
>Wraps chains around your mouth and body
Shut up, you white piece of cracker trash. You're coming with us.
Brody Robinson
I agree completely miss Airy...
Austin Adams
With the proper souls and right motive, the boy could become quite a valuable asset to the legion... and to myself
Zachary Clark
Sorry.
Why would you hurt the turtles?
But she is right over here.
OK.
He doesn't look like a cracker.
Well I'm going to go tell mom we were invited to come over here and play.
See you all later.
Come on Kris we have to go home.
Ian Barnes
Well that was weird, nothing unusual, and thanks spawn.
BECAUSE THOSE BLASTED REPTILES CONSTANTLY RUINS MY PLANS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH THE HELP OF KRANG AND HIS TECHNODROME!
THOSE MORONIC MUTANTS MUST BE DESTROYED!
Sorry get a bit heated when I talk about them, but so what does the Legion think of my excellent masterplan, if I do say so myself.
Ethan Thomas
Hm I always wanted Zombie Mutant Ninja Turtles
Hello Unikitty
Jayden Rogers
Wrong universe kid
Luke Anderson
Bugger off, mate. Don’t you have Waller’s ravaged ass to attend to?
Aaron Moore
He didn’t approve of me and Master Frown being together. He said I was a dumb cat!
Hi Shredder! But what if the people in New York just use the streets as a sewer instead? It already smells like they do
YOU! What is this about Master Frown dying on a bed yesterday because of you?
It’s ok little goat boy. I hope you come back soon!
Hi Mr white hand! How are you today?
Angel Reed
I'll help you for shits and giggles. Never been to New York before, maybe I'll pick a fight with one of those arachnid faggots.
Matthew Gomez
Doc, that kid is mine. Don't touch him. You'll ruin him and just make him a dysfunctional wreck of a 'villain'.
He needs proper villainous rolemodels. Who won't sacrifice him on a whim because some other plan of theirs seems more entertaining.
Julian Gonzalez
>I have some pants that used to belong to Tsar Nicolas II for $50 if your interested.
...No... I'm good.
Oliver Moore
Excellent plan, Shredder. How about afterwards we freeze the flooded sewers!
That’s terrible! You and Mister Frown should be able to be together without some goon telling you off.
Sebastian Lopez
It was... necessary for him to gain the power he needed
Now now Airy, I think you’ll find that Damara fulfills her duties just as intended
Bentley King
AKA you want to kill Peni Parker. Well
>EFF
you. I'm voting her for Miss Yea Forums this year. And plus how dare you try to kill this year's greatest loli to ever exist on the big theatrical screen?
What
>EFF
-ing kid? Are you referring to me in any sort of way?
Foolish fool! Don't you know that Leather Pants gives you great power?!
Yes! And then we will break every frozen person we come across with my Millennium Rod. It's brillant!
Why is your name Chara?
Asher Thomas
Waller's dead. I'm in charge now.
Ok good, everyone, we're leaving!
REMEMBER, LEGION. 3 DAYS. THAT'S ALL YOU GET.
Xavier Walker
>Now now Airy, I think you’ll find that Damara fulfills her duties just as intended
Yeah. I'll believe that when I see it.
Marik, I can hardly afford to remember that you exist during most of these meetings. But no, I'm not talking about you.
Eli Cook
It appears that Ms. Dreemur thought it would be funny to vandalize the fourth wall, but that is of little concern. The damages have been repaired, and Chara has learned her lesson. Isn’t that right Ms. Dreemur... after all, you don’t want to go back to the void... do you?
Hudson Barnes
>Foolish fool! Don't you know that Leather Pants gives you great power?!
Forget the pants for now! I'm reading multiple abnormal signatures approaching our base of operations! Someone needs to investigate!
Wyatt Robinson
Remember, you all are VERY lucky that we haven't arrested you all on the spot (save for the goat kid and that other kid and a few others...like that cat, I think). If we did things MY way, you meta-humans wouldn't even bother seeing the sunlight. But at least you're more comptetent than your Justice counterparts. They're not even able to pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.
Nolan Turner
N... No, of course not
Daniel White
It's probably nothing major.
The fact you think a cell can hold me is adorable.
Gabriel Martin
>Censored
Holy shit, what a faggot. You're prefect for ravioli spider loli.
Literal diplomatic immunity. The Legion is not considered a terrorist organization by both the UN and the United States government. Something baldy put in when he was president, and it never got overturned. Go cry in a corner, you pathetic little worm.
Zachary Ward
u-use the streets? hmm didn't think about that..
Also sorry to hear about you and Frown, truly thats just real bullshit.
YES BRILLIANT! THEN THEY CAN'T USE IT TO SHIT ON!
YESSS wait a minute, maybe hold back on the murdering here.
who the hell is this? the fuck is a "meta-human"? do you mean mutant? I'M NO MUTANT!
Asher Davis
>It's probably nothing major.
I'm telling you my readings are 100 percent accurate. We are sitting ducks here. It only takes one tactical strike from the Major Orbital Detection Silo and this thread is history.
Jackson James
how’s the card games on motorcycles idea coming along?
You can’t prove I did anything wrong!
You are nicer then the last cold. I say he stays!
Anthony Ross
Don't worry. We got one specifically for you.
Cute remark there, sunshine. But I wouldn't get too close to probing the situation, Fire Lord Azula.
We can have you on a leash we want. We KNOW what you're up to and we're damn well monitoring you and the Justice League on a leash 24/7. So don't think that you can bark at us and expect yourselves to not be bitten back.
Meta-Humans are generally the ones of whom you call Superheroes. It's not related to the mutant gene that is going on in the X-Men. That alone is a property held by S.H.I.E.L.D. agent Nick Fury, of whom we had the misfortunte of crossing over with.
But remember, THREE DAYS FOR GORDON, OR ELSE...
>Leaves along with Faraday and Spawn and Government agents in helicopter
Bentley Adams
Your readings are oftentimes clouded by your obsession with pants, Brainiac. So forgive me if I'm not prone to relying on them much.
>Don't worry. We got one specifically for you.
Oh, I like this one.
Gabriel Moore
Ah finally our applications are complete, I cy-kill and the renegades are now official members.
Joseph Martinez
>Your readings are oftentimes clouded by your obsession with pants, Brainiac. So forgive me if I'm not prone to relying on them much.
Fine but don't blame me when our base is nuked from M.O.D.S. I'm am only doing my job but how about you? You're just a mythical fairy!
Kevin Powell
They'll never know what hit! HA HA HA HA HA HAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAAA!
Grayson Long
>I'm telling you my readings are 100 percent accurate.
I concur with your findings, Brainiac. And I have a theory as to what these mysterious readings are!
Nathaniel Miller
- HAAAAAAA!
Justin Wright
>And I have a theory as to what these mysterious readings are!
Then maybe you could elaborate these findings for me, Doctor. These fools won't take my warnings seriously.
Asher Clark
Shut it! Where not here to cause trouble remember! We're here to prove ourselves having better manners and respect than the decepticons!
Jacob Carter
>I'm am only doing my job but how about you? You're just a mythical fairy!
I'm a godly construct who knows my purpose, and isn't obsessed with clothing items like a certain alien here. That immediately makes me superior.
Besides, M.O.D.S. is entirely unlikely to try and nuke us. Not for now at least.
Alexander Smith
Is this the kid you both want?
OK then. Your loss though.
Of course I'm
>EFF
-ing censored! I'M A DAMN ABRIDGED CHARACTER! I'M ALLOWED TO SAY
>Bleep
>Bleep
>Bleep
>Bleep
>Bleep
AND
>Bleep
SO YOU CAN SHUT YOUR BITCH WHORE MOUTH UP!
Fine then. Then I will use my Egyptian God Card, Super Ultra Mega Chicken, to destroy them. Will that satisfy you?
Kaiba just laughed at me. Then I tried showing him how cool it was... then I crashed into a light pole... and he laughed harder.
Wait! You're a godly being? Then why aren't you in a card?
Hudson Perry
>Besides, M.O.D.S. is entirely unlikely to try and nuke us. Not for now at least.
You? My superior?! I'm the only superior construct around here WOMAN!
Alexander Martinez
M.O.D.S? Interesting organization, wonder if they are heroic, by the way I'm new here but still old. You can call us replacements of the decepticons.
You seem different from the rest here.
Cameron Bennett
With my genius intellect I was able to contact the Sivanas of other universes. You see, all universes are part of something called the Multiverse which are full of different "threads". In the Multiverse there are an unlimited amount of possibilities...usually. What I noticed while studying the Multiverse with my Multiverse Assessment Computer (MAC for short) is that this Legion of Doom "thread" can only exist at one time. That's right. When two Legion of Doom threads occur at the same time then they both will be "pruned". So whatever cosmic force that controls the Multiverse creates a series of events that leads to the Major Orbital Detection Silo destroying the Legion of Doom. I have witnessed this occur multiple times.
Jason Morgan
From what I’ve seen M.O.D.S. only seem to go out of there way to nuke us when more then one base is on the board
It’s just to advanced for him. Maybe Pegasus will front the money?
So are you guys low budget transformers?
Jackson Cruz
>Wait! You're a godly being? Then why aren't you in a card?
Different universal laws. Your gods are bound in mediums used to host them until they're summoned into the world in full. His Malevolence and "Lord" Providence are entirely different, however.
You're superior in only one respect, Brainiac.
Brandon Phillips
We're not taking it seriously because it's utterly ludicrous, no one should know where the Legion is, and we got defenses for such attack.
we DO have defenses for such attacks right Brainiac?
>Forget the pants for now!
guess I'll throw this decent pair I found and was thinking of giving you
Mega Chicken? yeah yeah sure whatever, that will be fine.
Adrian Bennett
LOW BUDGET?!?
I'll have you know we came to earth before those transformers did!! I'm glad those freaks are banned from entry after the incident, you should be great full that the legion has giant robots on its side again. Also were called go bots!
Sebastian Cooper
>From what I’ve seen M.O.D.S. only seem to go out of there way to nuke us when more then one base is on the board
WHAT? How could you possible have come to the same solution as I have without my superior intellect or technology? What are your secrets, plastic man?
Anthony Cruz
Pants!
David Howard
Forgot image
Brody Taylor
Yes. Maybe the most flamboyant of the bunch will listen and fund it. Thank you Master Frown. Your genius has done it again.
So what laws are we talking about then? Sword Art Online? Dragon Ball Z? Yu Yu Hakusho? .... I'm nowhere near close am I?
Yes! Behold! My most powerful card of all!! The Egyptian God Card, The Winged Dragon of Ra! Also known as Super Mega Ultra Chicken. What do you think Shredder?
Yes we know you want pants.
Robert Lopez
“Sigh”
Here... just... take them
Samuel White
I am in need of a diaper change. I demand one of you imbeciles change my diaper or I will start Omega Effecting each of you one by one until my request is met.
Cooper Clark
So darkseid fell so much that he now thinks he's a baby? Hilarious.
Adrian Nelson
Brainiac, I have invented a special pair of Battle Pants that allows the wearer to move at incredible speeds and crush with incredible strength. I believe someone with your intelligence and...need of pants is the perfect being to test them out!
If I change your diaper will you give me absolute power?
Jonathan Adams
Stop disrupting these mortals or you will be put to bed early tonite.
Ryder Walker
>I'm nowhere near close am I?
Not even slightly.
Darkseid becoming a baby is the most hilarious thing I've seen in a while.
Tyler Young
>I believe someone with your intelligence and...need of pants is the perfect being to test them out!
Glorious Doctor! I have ascended!
Connor Clark
So what makes you guys better then the transformers? The decepticons have a planet that can turn into a robot. What about you?
I’m surrounded by idiots on a daily basis. I don’t normally have a chance to show off my superior intellect.
Nice bird how good is it at killing?
Joseph White
Thats one big chicken, sure we can use it to DESTROY those plummers!
Strange how some pants will just make him loose track of everything.
No.
Then it's settled! Malrik over there shall use his Chicken to destroy New Yorks Plummers, I and my Foot clan shall flood the sewers, while Azula takes care of any bug themed do gooder.
TONIGHT! WE GET RID OF TURTLES AND MAKE A DAMN GOOD BUCK!
Easton Barnes
WE lost our world awhile ago, we were never as advanced as those show offs. Besides I respect out current leaders and not rebel. We're here to stay unlike the decepticons. Isn't that right crus-
Oh where did they go?
Luke Bennett
You can have a Father Box if your service is satisfactory.
You are not my mother. At best, you are my twin sister from an abomination of a multiverse.
Jack Cook
Jonathan Perry
By the Egyptian gods that is one butt ugly baby? Who the Frick gave birth to that thing?!
...... Final Fantasy?
I've sent about 5 people to the Shadow Realm with it! I think it is good at killing people.
YES! AND THEN AFTER THAT WE CAN TURN EVERYONE IN NEW YORK INTO BIZARRO AND CHEETAHS AFTERWARDS. IT WILL BE GLORIOUS!
Levi Roberts
Yeah! Good thing too because I need to get out of here before that mech guy comes back and starts shooting at me again.
Let's take my Captain Cold-mobile.
Ethan Harris
Sounds like a deal. Let's get you into a new diaper.
EXCELLENT! Now go kill that do-gooder, Captain Marvel!
>I’m surrounded by idiots on a daily basis.
You and I have a lot in common. Would you like to join the Monster Society of Evil?
Xavier Sullivan
Dr. Sivana, with this form. I am surely capable of overpowering that Kryptonian renegade and retrieve the missing Jor'El archives hidden within the fortress of solitude. With those files, we will have full unlimited knowledge of Kryton's history in their science and technological advances Earthlings could only dream of obtaining.
I will prepare a backup of my virtual memory immediately before assaulting Kal-El's base. In the event, I should fail and fall in battle. I'm leaving you in charge of rebooting me into a new surrogate body...with pants.
Jaxson Thomas
I'll follow your lead Shredder, but there better be destruction and people screaming.
That censorship really fucked you up, didn't it?
Levi Martinez
*bzzt*
Asher Price
So this is the Legion of Doom.
It's quite fascinating watching the events of history unfold in person I must say.
I have all the time in the world to take over all time, I guess I could watch the inevitable unfold...
James Nelson
Well I've got. Well Bad news, the other renegades have gone missing, they were here a minute ago, better not have left for the gyandlar, they're even more filthy than the desepticons and part of shi no kyokai.
Jaxson Russell
I’m open to the idea but monster society of evil? What is that?
Shadow realm?
Does everyone here have a them-mobile?
Joseph Morales
>Breathes heavily
I...need...power...
James Miller
Ah, do you have time pills of your own?
Curses! Foiled again! Now I must waste my time creating a new body for Brainiac.
>What is that?
A legion of criminals dedicated to all things wicked and evil! We meet and devise plans on how to destroy Captain Marvel, known to some as Shazam, and take over the world!
Grayson Adams
Excellent! we shall ride to New York! I hope you know the way Captain Cold.
I don't.
sorry folks gotta head off
Cooper Barnes
Good, very good.
yikes, the Superdork is here, better get out of here
Kevin Nelson
Why is nobody listening to me, I need to find my comrades?! OH I se it's because I'm a giant robot and you all has something against us.
Eli Carter
Forgot image Dang it capcha
Aiden Taylor
Silence you mechanical moron! Sivana demands it! I am busy building a new body for Brainiac that has pants!
Jayden Jenkins
Well fine, I'll,look for them myself!
>walks outside
Alright cop-tor where are y-
>suddenly a familiar figure swoops down.
What you, what are you doing here?! I thought you wer-
>stab
Agh HELP ME!!!!!!
John Scott
Humph well that takes care of that useless bike, nobody's going to replace me! Just one of these days I will return to the legion as one of its righteous figureheads! Excellent work there by the way you renegades for listening to me, you are now part of the decepticons, we have to leave before they spot us!
Grayson Lewis
Thank you
Gavin Adams
Absolutely primitive things. We have them in the 31st century, but they're completely obsolete. There are far more efficient methods of time travel.
Megatron, famed Leader of the Decepticons!
You don't accomplish that at all. You're killed by Wheelie, and your scrap metal is used to make toasters. I actually own one!
Charles Powell
Lies, i wouldn't die to something as puny as who ever that is!
Wait lex isn't here is he?
Chase Wilson
Finally! I have finished Brainiac's new body. Now he has no need for pants--or any clothes for that matter! Now to insert his consciousness into it.
>There are far more efficient methods of time travel.
Bah! Be gone with your smugness. Actually, do you have any future technology on you right now?
Hey! Somebody left a perfectly good robot here. I'll use it for spare parts.
Aaron James
Oh dang, cy-kill is already deactivated, oh well was hoping he would make things a difference here.
Parker Miller
All Hail Megatron.
Jaxson Gomez
WHERE ARE MY PANTS?!
Brandon Collins
After you told me about wanting pants I decided to do the opposite and give you a body that does not require clothing! With this new body you have strength that could match Superman's all without the oppressive rules society has put in place with day-to-day attire. Of course first I want you to destroy Captain Marvel--also known as Shazam!
Sivana's genius has delivered another grand invention! Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh!
Kayden Russell
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Carter Brooks
Your menacing glare of hate and murderous intent tells me that you are more than pleased with what I have done. No thanks necessary.
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh!
Hunter Torres
I need guns and I need them now. I need enough Firepower to destroy the GCPD completely.
Isaac Jones
Look everyone, Crazy Jane is Crying and going to jail.
Gavin Young
The Gods demand blood. We sacrifice our enemies to gain their favor.
Jayden Perry
*patiently waits from 500m away*
Thomas Collins
Fellows, did you knew that FOX made a show about Gotham in the days before Batman? They got a decent cast for most of you guys; the Pinguin-Riddler team-up was some good shit, too bad they ruined with the gay romance between them.
Oh well, Pinguin was played by an actual faggot so it couldn't be helped.