Semon Demon

Semon Demon

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would you lick her boots clean?

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The firstborn, the rightful heir, the saviour of Asgard

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Post feet

Dicks status:MUH

she's 50

im gay and i would
she was so based

And looks like THAT!

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>that soft, pliable flesh
>that ability to take care of herself
>knowing she's not going to cause newer generation drama you won't understand

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MOMMY

>be Red Skull
>Nazi; possibly part of the Thule Society
>meet Hel
>she's a THICC, Pale, Ravehead with a giant, tight ass and Bombastic Torpedoes with the shape of an hourglass
So Johan was constantly creaming his pants, right?

Cate Blanchett is the only 3D I would waifu

Yes.

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Looks like he's doing right now in that pic

So?
Based

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Damn, being a Nazi has such perks?!

Sauce you bastard!

Yea Forums drawthreads

>no need for rubber

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Post more UA3 Hela

I've got you.

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I'd do that in a heartbeat

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More like: poorly written antagonist

I liked her messy hair more when she first walks out of the portal. Her straight hair just doesn't have that same vibe.

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In motion.

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she is thousands or years old

>mfw torn between the ravenpill and the gingerpill
I'm being torn apart...

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Fine woman

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>heart says redheads
>dick says ravenheads

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Thighs don't lie.

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Okay, so?

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Where do I sign up to join the Nazis? I want THICC Pale Milkies & Thighs too!

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Messy hair + no cloak was great

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She did nothing wrong, she just wanted what was rightfully hers. If she showed them the true mural in the throne room how many would join her willingly? I know I would join her as soon as she showed up, I'd be her black knight.

Happy birthday then I guess!

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MUH DICK

Holy shit she dropped down quick

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Goddamnit.

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God damn she was so hot and awesome in Ragnorok. Why did she have to die?

my pp went up every time she was on screen

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That only makes my dick harder, user.

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out of 10.

Well I want a daughter.
Twins?

lord knows id smash

>welcome, traveler, to the boudoir of the Hel Queen

Not if you knew your mythology.

Yes.

Wait--no

Make that FUCK YES

and you're underage

>isn't it much more fun to take Mommy for a nice date than spending your saturday reading those silly comic books user?

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Yes, and?

god I love evil bitches

I have to wonder how many little lads this generation she gave a mommy fetish to with Ragnarok.

GOD DAMMIT WHY IS CATE BLANCHETT SO HOT

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i want to do degrading things to her

Imagine putting that in the movie, haha

It is you who's going to be degraded and humiliated

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hahahaha ha yeah

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She looks evil even in her mocap suit

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Every moment she manifested blades out of her body made me rock hard.
Long may she reign, even when canonically dead.

Did she? Thought I saw her teleport away right as she was going to be smashed.

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I wish this were the case. Hela was fantastic in Ragnorok and would kill to have her come back.

Oh well, we can only hope then.

I mean they're bringing back Zemo. And his arc seemed to totally concluded. So why not? Everyone liked her.

Yeah I was just thinking about that but isn't the Loki series that's coming about his past?

INCREDIBLY based post

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ass is way too small

I want to have raw animalistic sex with Cate Blanchett

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Is this an edit? If not, Red Skull is fucking based

I just want a hot pale gf so fucking bad

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>Mommy Cate will never use your worthless untermensch face as toilet paper
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

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There should be a law that Cate Blanchett must have long black hair at all times

As much as I agree with mommy Cate about social media I really which she would have one.

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Muh dick

Was MCU Hela's mom Frigga or someone else?

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As far as I know yes, there's no mention of it being anyone else.

a law that Cate Blanchett must have long black dicks at all times, got it

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Your point?

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It was Mistress Death

she looks like she's about to fall over after pushing the glove off, kinda took away from her hotness.

me on the right

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would you serve Cate as her human ashtray?

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I didn't draw the picture, bro. I can't change that.

dont let this thread die

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and id drink her piss straight from the tap

What this figure needs is some hotglue

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Agreed. I'd give it mine

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You have my load.
Any good place to buy this up?

There really is something about her that just makes me want to drink her piss like a fine wine and worship her

and after everyday of worshipping and serving her she would make you sleep in a cage every night next to her bed.

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What is that from?!

Who?

very evil mommy

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Oh. I see

Can we go one thread without /pol/ faggots thinly veiled whining about Le Millennials?

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No one replied until your bitch ass did, Tumblr reject.

Nope.

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Fattie, Goddess of heart attacks

I wonder if she had fun playing this role. Probably.

not as much as fun as the prop master had with her sweaty costume everyday after filming was done.

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Ultimate Thor knew what was up!

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She'd be so perfect as Integra

a law that Cate Blanchett must have a long black dick at all times?

UUUGGGGHHHHHHH IM CUMMING MOMMY

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Only as long as you keep posting her.

Thor called her his half sister in Infinity War, so I guess Odin fucked some woman before Frigga. My guess since Odin was more based in those days, he probably fucked a frost giant or dark elf girl during his conquest. Then when Hela was born he had the mom killed and raised Hela as a soldier. Hela never mentioned her mother so she probably doesn't know either.

>when mommy sees you're microdick

Mommy got tired at the end

but he calls Loki brother despite knowing he's adopted. Maybe she was born from the mom banging someone else?

like two feet long

she'll throttle you with it, then stick it up your ass when she's good and hard

shes fucking beat, you thirsty toad.

Watch out that F word, it's not correct to use it if you're not a frigger

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nice

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Why is the Odinson family so based and attractive

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Hela should have been naked

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Nigga, this pussy is half a century old. It's probably covered in cobwebs and she got spiders crawling around in there.

hott

>imagine

Well this half a century old woman is hotter,cuter and sexier than any thot thrown at us

don't be ageist, if someone is hot, they are hot, if they are older it just means they have great genes and probably live a healthy life. You SHOULD be attracted to both

This

Go back to your Raisins thread, pedo.

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I'm not that user disliking MILFs, but you, on the other hand...
God damn you, really don't belong in this site.
Ever considered tumblr? facebook? Or you got shitted already there too?

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And that's what makes it hotter. Thanks, mommy issues!

so on asgard more battle experience = more power?

You want to be mommy Blanchett's good boy, user?

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Just more power.

My neighbour is about her age and looks very much like her, only shorter. I always freeze when I meet her in the elevator.

Lucky bastard.

She doesn't smoke. No woman gets to that age and looks that good while smoking.

iirc she did this role for her kids because she wanted them to see her in a movie that wasn't all too serious or dramatic
if you're doing it for the ones you love, then she probably had a fun time

People here really are so thirsty they go "MUH DICK" from a split?

She's spreading her vagina, it's a lot more erotic than you think

She's the first born child of Odin, that's clear. It's why she can do stuff like draw directly from Asgard for power and is so much stronger than Thor, same as Odin. Thor never had any of those abilities.

She's so fucking perfect, goddamnit

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I wonder if Frigga was the same kind of person when Hela was born?

casual smoker?

dear fuck, look at that perfect curvature

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Gotta admit, that is a nice ass.

Endgame could be perfect if Hela was with Thanos and fought Captain Marvel in the end

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And look better than Tessa Thompson and Brie Larson

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She's Harvey Weinstein's tube

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What do you think she calls him when they were alone?

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>God I wish that were me

That's Asgard's ass.

That's a low bar though

So, do you guys know of any pornstar that looks evem remotely similar?

Mistress T?

Other than her, she was already posted ITT

just put a bag over your head

fuck off

does cate still get mad as fuck when she's asked if she's ever slept with a woman?

my bitch. She totally doms him

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She gets into the missionary position immediately after, so yes.

>Implying she wasn't the one bending him over
>Implying she even laid a hand on him while she pegged him

Is it normal for Australian mums to swap spit with their sons?

i agree user
with her hair straightened, she gives off more of a school headmistress dom vibe instead of a savage, no holds barred goth dom
both are still hot though

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the way he's told it he'll be the first guy ever to go to prison for having a wank in the shower

Someone post the walking webm with the hands

goddamnit this is top tier mommy material

god i want her to punish me really badly

*mommy issues intensify*

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Isn’t actual mythology just guarding hel

She's pure Aryan.

>ywn punch above your weight like this

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Could MCU Hela have stopped No Gauntlet Thanos?

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can't be

she actually exists

On Asgard it's a no brainer but even outside of it I'd say so.

The most pointless villain in MCU. No idea who is worse, her or fake mandarin. It was nothing but a stunt casting of a big name actor because the algorithm said they should do it.

in norse mythology hell is the only deity to take a mortal for a husband
she was so in love with a swedish king she made him die a natural death so he'd go to hellheim instead of valhalla

The fuck are you babbling about?

when you realize how Endgame is a pice of shit

>do I fit in yet guise xD
Pathetic.