OMG Yea Forums, my movie is the first Spider Man to cross $1b! Why haven’t you seen it yet?!

OMG Yea Forums, my movie is the first Spider Man to cross $1b! Why haven’t you seen it yet?!

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I'm kinda sick of Marvel so I wait for streaming
Guardians 3 and new Doctor Strange I'll definitely go see in theaters though.

you're getting treatment for your obsession with trivia, right OP

Only faggot babies like Marvel movies.

Aww what’s wrong, user, did Disney diddle your wee wee?

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I saw it and I enjoyed it for the most part. My major problem is why Peter would have any romantic feelings towards this version of MJ, she's a rude weirdo with no friends and poor social skills. She regularly insults him and other people and even admits she doesn't know how else to talk to people. And even though she denied it, it looks like what Peter perceived to be personal interest was actually just her trying to figure out if he was Spider-man. I can't find anything likable about her character.

>My major problem is why Peter would have any romantic feelings towards this version of MJ, she's a rude weirdo with no friends and poor social skills
Doesn't sound that different from Peter. Peter is less crude but even more awkward. They're in the same league for sure.

The dollar is worth less than it was in 2002.

I hated the last one

It has absolutely nothing i like about spiderman

It isn't Spider-Man. It's Iron Boy.

Yeah, thanks. Spiderman isn't motivated by hero-worship of Tony Stark and he doesn't have a SHIELD support team

Cope harder

I'm not interested enough to see it alone and I can't find anyone to see it with.

>I'm kinda sick of Marvel
>I'll definitely go see in theaters two other marvel movies.

IQ 500

Honestly, it sorta bugs me how they just took Miles story, spray painted him, and called him Peter Parker.

He has both of those though.

I did. It was much better than I thought it was going to be.

Because like the emotional dumbass I am I said I was going to boycott all things Disney after they announced the Fox deal and now I'm stuck

>t. Retard who has never read a single Miles issue ever

I just don’t care

I watched it one month later and the only thing worth it was the 5 minutes when was mysterio fucking with spidey. everything else was meh.

im not paying to see this because im only going to watch it for the queerbait, i dont give two fucks about plot or development

Lucky for you Comcast didn't buy them. Then you've have to boycott the internet!

I hate MCU Spider-Man because he’s too much like Iron Man and he uses too many gadgets! He’s not the real Peter I know and love from the comics!

Meanwhile comic Peter:
>Runs a billion dollar tech company for years on end
>Is constantly upgrading and creating new tech to adapt to the powers of his villains

>Oh what would Peter/Mister Stark do?
>Oh can I live up to him?
>Oh, hello Asian fat-friend
>Oh I don't know if I can be Spider-Man anymore

Not to mention how they reduced his whole smart angle by basically having Tony give him all his tech, much like how the same thing happened with Miles.

Is anything about it better than Far From Home?

Not really

>tfw I forgot the movie existed
I’ve been to the movie and forgot everything about it other then Mysterio being a bastard, Peter being a dumpass, and the after credits
Was it really this forgettable or do I just have early onset Alzheimer’s?

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>using Slott's garbage as your example
I bet you thought you were being real clever.

Guardians Of The Galaxy 2 alone is worth the entire MCU existing and is better than Star Wars.

Not if I have the other one

If your movie already crossed one billion, you don't really need me to add to that money do you? I don't even like you to begin with. I'd rather spend my ticket watching the Rock and Jason Statham fight Black Superman

It would be cute if Peter started acting like an ass in costume because she was rubbing off on him but it won't work as well now because his identity is public.

I don't watch superhero movies anymore.

He’s saying the character shouldn’t have those even though yes he currently does

Don't get your "facts" from what's regarded to be one of the most stale, and disliked runs for the character. Especially when said author has gone on record to say how much he dislikes Peter Parker

No I'm not a faggot baby. Sounds like they got you though.

Well enjoy your empty theater because like all non-Based Disney movies it's going to bomb hard

i can think of a better movie that deserves that 1 billion

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I fucking hate nu Spider-Man
Hell, even Andrew Garfield is better than iron-boy

$1,169,954,938

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Skipped out on Endgame, Captain Marvel, and Far From Home; I'll probably get dragged to see Doctor Strange 2, but I have zero desire to see any of their upcoming lineup at this point.

>Based Disney
We really are Yea Forums 2.0 now

Better music. Mysterio’s theme is based

>a supervillain hijacking Peter's body built up a billion dollar tech company
>Peter ran it into the ground
>constantly creates new webfluid to counter enemies
>usually has to go to outside sources for anything else

I'm SICK and TIRED of spiderman

I would unironically go to the cinema for a Superior Spider-Man movie with Otto

Garfield would have made Peter gay in ASM3.

>Implying disney execs aren't likely to molest children

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I did see it, then me and my friend got the numbers of two cute blondes at a healthy food place.

Garfield legit campaigned Michael B Jordan to be cast as a male MJ