Hey S/co/tt!

These fucking coloreds, I swear

Yeah fuck colored people

I hate O'Malley's faces

That head looks like it was flattened by a steamroller.

So Scott is technically O'Malley's self insert right? Why isn't he half asian as well?

doof its 2010 u can just say your gay

Little did we know then that it was the opening salvo of the Calarts assault.

hey scott! remember when you had no money to pay wallace his rent and you became a literal rent boy!

Pepperidge farm remembers

Kys

Based

>the girl Scott deserves but not the one he needs right now

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Asians consider themselves white

More SJWS view Asians as white

Okay, you're gay.

O'Malley probably never thought much about racial stuff because it's not as hotbutton an issue in Canada as in America. Until he realized he could be an SJW and get victim points, then he decided the one time someone called him a chink in highschool is an eternity of oppression.

In any case I'm thankful it doesn't bleed into his work otherwise that would suck.

I miss Lisa lads

>the girl next door that came back for more but will never get to be scott's whore

How do we bring Lisa back

tfw i have trouble enjoying scott pilgrim now because i finally figured out that scott and ramona are both unstable assholes, and their archetypes ruined an entire generation of retarded girls and boys.
how do i make it stop hurting Yea Forums?

Insufferable nerd jerk and fake cutesy pixie girl existed before SPvs, they're supposed to be mocking the archetypes. It's not their fault it flew over normies heads

It's 2000s era fashion. Remember low-rise?

>normie

Did I stutter bitch

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>I never really liked it when girls would half ass their attire and wear a slightly smaller shirt just to expose a TINY bit of skin in an attempt to be cute. It's not, it looks lazy, get a shirt that actually fits you or wear a crop top.

wrong, it is both cute and sexy. are you a girl?

sure they existed before but SP made it popular and brought it to a more normie audience, who then took it seriously.

yes why was Wallace so loyal and helpful to Scott?

what's even worse is when they combo the short shirt or crop top with those fucking high-waisted shorts/pants.
are you trying to look like a mom or a whore, pick one

Ramona and Scott aren't meant to be mocking any archetypes. Ramona is just a badly written character and Scott is O'Malley's self insert.

I agree that an entire generation of nerd weebs was ruined by the Scott Pilgrim film. So many girls saw Ramona changing her hair color every week and decided to make that their entire personality. How many tinder profiles have I read that say some variation of "warning: haircolor is subject to change on a weekly basis ;)"

This doesn't make you original or cute or quirky.

That is also hot if the girl isn't fat and has good hips and is stacked.

Are you guys just femanons cattily criticizing cute girl fashions?

>shows off stomach
>whore
Go take your meds grandpa

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No

SCOTT PILGAY

Nothing cuter than dead, straw like hair.

No, just some dope from the ether who wants to criticize shit girls do, but you can't bring it up because that'll open up a whole can of worms.

reminder that many animals in nature have bright colors to signify danger

Not quite his self-insert as much as him criticizing how shitty he and others were during his younger years
He didn't by dumb chance make Scott a prick. That was intentional.

just to make sure i'm not being dumb here, the comics and the movie are about a vastly different character, right? it seems like scott in the comics is a semi-ladykiller jackass while michael cera's is just an autistic slacker. was this just because of how michael cera is or was it specifically written this way?

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she'll never be real :(

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this is a good thing.
we do not need more irredeemable art hoes wandering around.

Shut the fuck up and get the fuck out. I'm gonna fuck your best friend.

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You got to use a protein pack after you bleach/dye your hair. It's common sense most quirky rejects lack, I like colored hair on both guys and girls irl but they never take to time to keep up with it.

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becasue he was a literal rent boy
wallace would spoon him and have morning wopuld he alludes to it at some point when they are talking about moving out

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Very prudish

I did.

no u

shut up cunt

who's this?

Jackie-Lynn Thomas

They're pretty clearly written to be shitty people.

What a thot.

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meant to tag If Scott was his self-insert, then Brian grilled himself throughout the comic

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Gideon is best boy
Putting those fucking whores in their place as fuck
youtube.com/watch?v=_piocapUtVQ

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I`ll admit, he is pretty hot, and the scene were ramona is sitting next by the throne is my wallpaper

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>that one artist that made porn of the characters that looked like it came from X-rated pages of the graphic novel

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theres a thread on aco that might have what your looking for along with a mega of the color vers of the comic with a twist

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He did say he regretted not having any black characters given that there are a lot of black folks in Toronto. So now all his new works have cutie black waifus

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How is WW? I liked seconds, does the girl with the puffs show up alot?

>That one guy on DA who redid the entire first volume but gave every girl huge stonkin tits

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Not out yet

hi clorotch

>i still cannot believe someone read this
Fixed

MODS

lol

I always thought the Asian population was higher than the black population in Canada. Or did I mix up blacks with latinos?

Yes, there are more blacks than Latinos in Canada save for Quebec

Higher, yeah, but still substantial

based

How do I get a fake cutesy pixie girl. fellas? I'm gonna fucking die without one.

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>tfw no kim pine gf to listen to and play music with
I legit wish i could find someone like her bros, do these types go to concerts?

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I don't think BLOM ever intended for Scott to be likable. This would actually be pretty obvious if your read more than one volume

how big is your dick?

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GODDAMMIT WHY CAN'T EXPOSED MIDRIFF COME BACK

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Fuckin clowns

>read the comic
>dont remember anything about it
>its that forgettable
hmmm

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I remember something about hipster assholes and dumb melodrama

>Nobody's posted it.
soundcloud.com/negativexp/scott-pilgrim-vs-the-world-ruined-a-whole-generation-of-women

What's with the Pilgrim threads lately? Good timing in any case, I'm reading through it for the first time. Man, Scott is a fucking asshole in the comics compared to the movie.

But I do love it so far overall, I love how the conversations have a believable randomness about them. Also, the Alex Ahad shoutout page in Infinite Sadness is some straight up time traveler shit, how the fuck did O'Malley know?

youtu.be/StqUCZyPy-c

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>Scott is a fucking asshole
how is he an asshole?

Fuck man, that was cathartic.

Threadly reminder that Lisa could have fucked Scott that night and told him they didn't so he wouldn't feel bad about it

>cheated on ramona and knives
>fucked off and didnt tell kim he was moving
>cummed on wallace while he slept
just a few examples

Dead average length, good girth. How can they pick based on that before you've bedded them would be my question

Based and canon

jesus, i dont remember any of that
why is this book so forgettable?

big enough

X-ray vision, all manic pixie girls have it

>tfw rejected because of my joint damage again
fucking X-ray thots

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came here to post this

post more

based
i have to listen to this at least a couple times whenever someone posts it. i need more fuzzy garage rock mocking art hoes.

Brian Lee O'Malley is asian himself though

Agreed

The comic really didn't spend time punishing Scott for the absolute shitbird he is until the end. He was an idiot bumblefucking through life, sure, but he still had all his basic needs and a network of friends and even won the love of his manic pixie dream girl by having a badass samurai sword fight. Wacky shit happens around him then he returns to being a unambitious manchild. Like a sitcom. Then there's a clear change in tone between volumes 4 and 5, and it felt too weighty and sudden to seem like something planned, as if O'Malley just grew to be as disgusted with Dudley Dumbfuck and Dangerhair as any normal person would be. Maybe working on the movie sobered him up.

Half*

Scott's punishment is his life
He's 24. He's not going to be young forever (he'd be pushing 40 in real time). He's going to be stuck in a dead-end job with no real career outlooks, debt, living a low-income life (if not with his parents again) and very likely losing the girl he worked for in a few months time while alienating all his other friends
His suffering comes after the story ends

Pretty sure you (and others like you) are just jealous how much of a chad he is. Next time try not to make charisma your dump stat

Dunno how you didn't get that impression. I read SPvs the first time in highschool and came out questioning my own behavior.

Good for you then. But I'm 90% sure your life and his aren't similar at all

Not remotely. Being an asshole is pretty universal, though.

Michael Cera is not a person, he is animatronic. That's why he isn't in movies anymore because the CGI has advanced.

oh shit he's self aware

>Scott's punishment is that he's a Millennial

That's pretty dark

Canada's population of non-whites has gone from about 15%~ to nearly 30%~ in the time that O'Malley started writing, so you're all correct- Canada has fucking everything, because Canada is a dumping ground for PRC elite money and not a real country where normal people are meant to live

Kim is better as a thinn girl

>tfw the entire anglosphere has become a global shopping mall instead of homeland
I'm too stupid and lazy to learn russian or hungarian. Hold me bros

So why didn't he bang Lisa again?

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>didn't

holy shit where can i read this

It isn't. Your memory is just shit.

Have sex

Everybody did zoomer.

>Implying that it didn't happen that one night

Deviantart, BEmorpher

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But who would do this

Boy I really wish Kim Pines would use my legs as a footrest

I know right

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Me too

I thought the end of the story shows Scott moving up at the restaurant-- from dishwasher to prep cook. He can use his cooking skills for a career.

who's the artist?

link?

Why is Kim so clingy

I did and was constantly lost because they all look the same without them. Especially on flashbacks, Jesus Christ. Just a little color makes a huge difference.

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Vol 2:
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Vol 3:
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Vol 4:
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Vol 5:
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Vol 6:
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What's wrong with reading it in black and white?

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Yea Forums has a very high female audience, so I wouldn't be surprised.

>Implying modern society hasn't pressured all manic-pixies, tomboys, and anything other than girly-girl-NPCs into lesbians and FtM trannies
Remember: Long hair, makeup and a skirt makes you a girl! Short hair, no makeup, and pants makes you a boy! We have to keep these archaic and shallow stereotypes alive because trannies and SJWs will literally tar, feather, and parade us around social media if we even imply that there's more to being a woman than just having long hair, wearing a skirt, and "liking girly things".
One of my friends stopped dressing tomboyish, starting trying to act more "feminine" based on what other girls do, and grew her hair out, literally because she just got so fucking sick of every girl she met asking if she was a lesbian and saying that she looks like a hot lesbian, and that she'd make a good trans boy, and all other manner of "NPC Rulebook" bullshit, even employers talking about how she needs to wear skirts/heels in the office because they need their telemarketing staff to look "proper" and "approachable".

bump

thanks for the blog post, boomer

cringe

yeah right it was cringe

So if I'm reading this correctly, I just need to flirt with lesbian girls?

You deserve that for sticking your dick in every country on every continent in the world

>sins of the father posting
at least those continents had the an open conflict and the opportunity for a warrior's death. Angloids are so desperate for this themselves they try to invent it and just look like assholes. Was anyone ethnically replaced other than the native Americans?

the movie fucking sucked

I think it was just Cera. Despite giving us the context of his character dating his cute band member, a high schooler (based), and eventually Romona, he can't help but look like an autist

What if Scott went for Lisa

The Abos in 'straya

don't fret. that dummy was probably born in the 2000s

He probably wouldn't have turned into such a faggot dyke

alright, homo.

8.5 inches, about 7.6 girth

t. Scott Pilgrim

Not just a millennial, an older one. The kind no one cares about.

Make me, fucking leafs.

Waiting for Netflix to fund a Scott Pilgrim Cartoon...

Now user, would you like a straight adaptation, or a Clerks: TAS style where it has a completely different story?

Not entirely replaced, but africans, south americans and various other small islands. And in other places like south east asia additional races have been pumped in to cause unrest, divide and conquer

older millennials are worse than boomers

Post pics on Yea Forums and link them here

It's "leaves" you illiterate wankjob.

I'd want an adaptation of the series, but expanded to cover about two exes a season with more back and forth between them and Scott.

Adolescence is idolizing Scott Pilgrim.
Adulthood is realizing Wallace is best girl.

Adulthood is realizing Wallace is the best girl for Scott to date

In that case, I'm never growing up

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Fag

Why character design is so lazy? most of them \ooks the same.

>30yo boomers are worse than boomers

The only reason I could see to dislike them is that they founded the hipster/meme culture of liking nintendo shit as an adult, and are now pushing 40 while still being like that (O'Malley is an example). But otherwise there's too much similarity between 90s millennials and 80s millennials for me to dislike them, except the times when they shit on us for no reason except that we're younger.

>diversity is good
>except when it's not

Considering that anglos created the green revolution which added an extra 5 billion to the population I'd say you're in for hell when they decide to stop helping on you and heaven forbid actively try to destroy you

>rely on anglos to exist
>have the bright idea to fuck them over

She wants to be Ramona because Ramona has Scott and she idolizes the woman that can monopolize his tiny dick

Turns out the globalist, unloyal traitors that praise diversity are also willing to abandon their own country to suckle on the teats of others

It's also worth noting he talks about migrants in southeast asia, but those migrants are mostly Tamil Indians and Yue Chinese, who had extensive merchant colonies throughout southeast asia long before the British came anyway

But they've never really settled, until the british gave them reasons to

He was an assistant illustrator for sp. I actually follow him on twitter, though he doesn't draw smut anymore.
Let me see if I can find him.

No. Not you. Go away.

Found him
twitter.com/maddoxfanx

Ramona is out of the picture
Scott moves away with her as she goes for her career
He tries to better himself with limiting results
Kim finds a way to move near them simply because she still is yearning for Scott, and it becomes a Kim vs Lisa decision the rest of the series

Kino

I want a Scott bf

Thanks

>Oh Ramona left you? You poor thing, I know just what to do

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a better comic

Consistency isn't a bad thing tard