Lost her entire squadron

>lost her entire squadron
>overcomes alchoholism
>gets a battle pegasus
>becomes the new King of Asgard
>is bi, gets all the dick and pussy she wants
>has her shit mostly together in every scene she's in
Is Valkyrie NOT the most based MCU Adaptation in this mess of characters going through mid life crisis's?

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Cringe

its true tho

Where does she find that Pegasus anyways, did she ask the Doctor for a favor or something?

Based

>it's ok to be an arrogant, alcoholic womanizer as long as you're a woman
I honestly can't tell what feminism is supposed to be about anymore. Men ruined the world by being over-sexed egomaniacs so women should be too?

Why did they take her?

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Who the fuck is hating on Tony Stark?

She overcame alcohol, learn to read

>abandoned her comrades on the battlefield
>enslaved and pillaged on behalf of a madman
>gets off scott free because of her connections with royalty
>gains a position she should be one of the least qualified for
>is uncharacteristically sound of mind for one so allegedly racked by loss compared to, say, Tony

One, Yea Forumsmblr is cancer. Two, that’s not Scarlet Witch.

To be fair, I’d find MCU Valkyrie equally aggravating if she was a man. The takeaway I got from HER is that it’s okay to be a criminal undeservedly elevated to monarch as long as you’re a gag character. Now you want someone to pin something on, you blame Carol Danvers for somehow totally missing Ronan the Accuser until he had an Infinity Stone in his pocket. And Thanos.

don't be mad she's an alpha, user

t. femdomlet

Also I just pointed out she’s a failure and a bit character, how is that alpha? Wolverine succeed on his own merits and grit in his solo movie, you didn’t see anyone swooping out of the air to make him king of the mutant children. Really, if anything that makes Blackyrie even more pathetic. If it wasn’t for Thor she’d still be stress testing how much an Asgardian liver can take before it dies.

I don't know, she seems real alpha to me

She bends the knee to Thor. She had no initiation of her own until a man she belittled and captured made her confront her memories of failure and ignominy. You’re not just an idiot and/or b8, you’re deliberately avoiding the TRUE alpha female of the series: Hela.

>murders Niggerkyrie and her whole squad like an anime sumerian king
>struts across the battlefield like it’s her catwalk
>kills in cold blood, takes the first man to kneel as a subject
>doesn’t let her legacy being forgotten phase her, claims the throne with steel and blood
>other friend is a giant wolf that can draw blood from the Hulk
>raises her loyal subjects from the grave with the sundered power of Surtur
>becomes ever more powerful the longer she stands on Asgard
>when the end comes, she meets it on a literal mountain of blades and flinging more blades

Valkyrie is a drunken becky. Hela is a mass murdering Stacy.

Hela a loser, she's dead. Valkyrie is alpha bitch, man, don't fight the truth

Nogkyrie’s a diversity character with no charisma. She’s the bottom of the barrel, no matter how hard you pretend otherwise Yea Forumsmblerlet

The Asgardian fleet was fucked up by Thanos and Valkyrie had to run away on a shuttle. By your own definition she’s a loser too.

>overcomes alcoholism
Did she? I thought she went deeper

She's alive and thriving, Hela is ded, Thanos is ded

Luis is better

>b-being alive makes you alpha!!!

Wew, I guess everyone on earth’s an alpha then

>ITT: A sad, lonely black woman in a mid-life crisis desperately tries to defend her self-insert

no but not being btfo makes you alpha

She's as irrelevant and irreverent as black human torch, if not even more so. If this is the kind of tokenism representation people want, then it's sad and pathetic. No amount of forcing is going to make black queer power fantasy valk notable or popular. You lose.

Yeah, Earth didn't get BTFO. Snap only fixed Earth, not all the other planets Thanos ravaged. Therefore, it’s alpha. Being alpha isn’t special, really.

Your favourite character sucks.

thanos still got btfo, Valkyrie is alpha, accept it

user, even on /com/blr literally nobody thinks Valkyrie’s worth a damn. Look at this whole conversation. I’m here feeding you (you)s out of pity and you’re as btfo as your character inherently btfos herself.

Accept this

it feels like you're wrong though

They could have done her with that Vikings actress

God you're fucking stupid

you girls just can't handle her