The Shazamily is cute!

Anyone else weirded out how the movie is shipping Mary and Billy, even though she’s 3 or 4 years older than him?

Imagine you and your family getting Shazamed and having to be one of the top four instead of one of the bottom two
Sad

>wanting to be a woman
dilate, queer.

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So did the Shazam kids each have only one of the powers? Seems like a bit of the short end of the stick.

All of them look so fucking weird though, their heads do not match the ultra ripped bodies

Why is the sand person the only one with a beard?

Look at that face

Beard or no beard total bottom

He’s Hispanic. His name is Pedro.

Don't talk shit about best boy.

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they have sand in hispain

3 or 4 years is fucking nothing

Nope. They all got the full scope of Billy's powers, but each of them had their own 'thing,' like Carlos being strong, Freddie being a show-off and Darla being fast.

Pretty sure they got all the powers, but each one had a specialty

Darla was the best part of the movie

Which would be fine, except that Mary's gonna turn eighteen real soon (if she isn't already turning eighteen) and was accepted to college in California.

100% the worst thing that Billy did was not let her hug him at school.

From "Say my name" on there was a goofy smile stuck on my face. They just did such a good job with the shazam family. Like, even qhen theyre just standing around they've got personality

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Loving Freddie levitating with the double-deuce

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Agreed.

But I wish Mary got extra screentime

I wish Mary's costume still had a white color scheme to go with Asian's gray and Black Adam.

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Why does the second one look like his head was photoshoped onto someone else's body?

>2 reds

This annoys me.

the human eye can't see more than 5 colors

God, I would shasmash Shazam so hard

I want all of the men to run a train on my gay ass.

This thread is just being horny for the Shazam family

>The tiny black girl is the only one that doesn't need a muscle/boob suit

And?

Pretty cute yeah

/ss/?

Are they implying something with the color of the lightning in each of their pics or am I reading too much into it

/ss/ is for the worst sort of degenerates.
everybody knows /gs/ is vastly superior in every conceivable way

The muscles on far left, holy shit.

Faker than Mary's tits

Nope

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That's because she's basically what Billy should be.

Oh yeah, you can really see the definition there.

The top two are my choices

Brown people can grow better beards

The best super sentai team had two reds

I was so disappointed they switched Mary's actress. She's old enough to play herself damnit!

In the comics when he does this it splits the power between them. So numbers is nice but each are weaker than the whole. In the movie they just wanted to show off their personalities through the powers. While I loved this, I felt the Shazam family was introduced way to quickly. Maybe just have Freddy or Mary and then in the next movie do a scene where they all have powers.

Timeranger, Shinkenger, or Kyuranger?

Shinkenger, with a male and female Red complete with non-blood related potential for mommy incest

I guess he's wearing a muscle shirt for a photo session, retard.

I guess that one user must be pretty happy they they're officially calling it the Shazamily

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Well, look at Mary's tits

Yeah, as much as I loved the Shazamily, Mary not being white bugged the shit out of me.

I just want the sequel to have Sivana's kids played by CGI-ing Mark Strong's face onto a girl and boys body

>
Shazam 2 (or Sha2am) pitch: Mary splits between Black Suit Mary (played by Michelle) and white suit mary (played by grace)
there you go WB a free idea from a fan

I hope the success of the original is taken as a green light for them to get super fuckin weird. Full on Talky-Tawny with a jetpack and Sivana children with Mark Strong's face. These are the things that I want.

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i want the green one to kiss me

>not liking when girls kiss
what are you...what do you got? some kinda disorder?

I want to do things of dubious legality to Darla. Glitter may be involved.

The other Mary.

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Super Darla is CUTE. I wanna trade novels with her and have coffee while we talk about them.

grace is cute

>tfw your younger version is bustier

Manual reminder that both of them have gotten their tits out.

You can't say something like that without at least providing a little more information.

Just look up the actress' names + tits in google image search. They're not hard to find.

Wholesome.

What are you talking about? Super Pedro has bigger pecks.

>What is child grooming?
Uh oh

ANONS
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/r/liz103

thank me later!

/r/liz_103

>/r/
Fuck the fuck off, you fuck.

Why gray? Why not orange?

>Reddit subreddits
>search: liz_103
>R/Girlspooping: Girls Pooping
Yeah....I don't think so user.

I can never tell if their super bodies are what they’ll eventually age into, or a different body that’s vaguely similar, but older, to their usual forms?

holy shit thats uncanny

Cute!

>I want to see the bottom two kiss

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Ss it wrong that I want to fuck the aged up black girl?

Would you be a big brother to Darla?
I'd be a big brother to Darla.
I'd be a big brother to Darla hard.

Goddammit this is too pure for this sinful board.

Nah, the actress is pretty hot.

What are their names though?!

it'd be weird if you didn't

Don't masturbate to preteens or younger!

>THAT actress plays bottom left
wtf, I gotta watch Shazam now.

i want to see the top two kiss

She's was such a good girl.

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Admittedly if I had superpowers I'd probably be doing shit like that Asian kid was and shouting fighting game moves whenever I did something.

Does Freddie actually need a cane in real life?

He's the kid from It, lad.

Pedro rivals Ned on the cute Yea Forums chub fap fuel for gay chubby chasers.

Because at least Pedro is actually gay

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Was Darla a good girl, Santa?

Trips says she was

Fuck, I didn't even notice Mary changed actress too.

Mary didn't need two actresses

yeah. but on other hand, it protects her identity.

>sevens
Yes she was.

He's not gay he just doesn't like Cherry Pie by Warrant

The photoshop on the top right is hilarious. That neck is beyond fucked.

That would be hilarious if they did that in Shazam 2. Billy tries to get Pedro to come out, and is really supportive and everything and he’s just like “dude, I just really hate hair metal.”

And he's gay.

Stands out better

The Shazam form is their "perfect" body. It's their most ideal form.