Teleporter Thread

Illyana is cute! CUTE!

The chest is a very odd place to go for

I would give her lots of rough sex.

It's funny because it's the same writer!

I unironically like Misfit.

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god i hate the meme writing of modern marvel

I actually liked her too.
Has she ever popped back up or is she forever lost thanks to the New 52?

Vril Dox's son has been abducted by one of L.E.G.I.O.N.'s early villains, Ig'nea

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He finds out that she's also abducted his rapist, aka the mother of his son.
Despite the well, rape, he does like Stealth.
Rule number one:
When dealing with hostage negotiations, never forget about the teleporter.

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idk anything about dc teleporters, but she does sound interesting. i like that her power is magic based.
lewd

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Brief one panel appearance in Nu52 Batgirl.

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>idk anything about dc teleporters
Basically the more irrelevant you are the more powerful of a teleporter you are. That's why Ambush Bug can show up anywhere.

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Kick-ass?

Close enough

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First off that's a cute Illyana I also feel like this is the first time I've seen her in casual clothes

Probably make more cakes to lure her back and befriend her

2nd post best post

>Best outfit.
I like her Uncanny outfit, I even have the ArtFX figure of her, but her Phoenix force outfit will always be the better one to me

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Lockjaw being responsible for the resulting 200K years of dog enslavement. Bad Lockjaw, bad!

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That's probably all we're going to see of her, isn't it?
Then again, it took M'gann something like six years to finally show up.(She's showed up in cartoons though, right? Misfit doesn't have that extra exposure.)

*teleports into your bathroom and shits in your toilet tank*
*teleports back home*

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proximity teleportation > touch teleporters > portalplebs

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>A or B

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At least she didn't steal 40 takes, that would be terrible. They really did get the devil out of her1

Portals are more flexible. They can bring people to you for example.

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Israel Silva's coloring is a blight

a literal punch dimension

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>That's probably all we're going to see of her
More than likely unless Simone does something in the near future with her.

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I like blonde girls in black t-shirts and jeans

Teleporter kino

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She's gonna blow up the bathroom in the X-Mansion.

>What's the problem with the X-men now that they can't even have a cake?
Cake makes you fat. Charles demands his underage heroines be fit and trim.

With the amount of shit she's gonna make?

I would reverse fist, have Spider Man punch the face but have his fist come out the chest.

>Eat all of the cake
>Clog the toilets
Checks out

Yes. Imagine the smell.

Illyana doesn't use the toilet, she just teleports her shit to the toilet. She doesn't check if someone is using it first either

It happened more in the 80s

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cute illyana

*Speed blitzes you and your entire universe
What now faggot

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This doesn't make any sense, does she know about stores?

They cost money retard. She can freeload off other retards

Xavier is filthy stinking rich and has cooks. Also she can freeload on those stores instead of pissing on her friends.

gg no re

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I like the fact that she and another Gail Simone's OC is related.
Also she apparently supposed to have some big tits too.

To be fair, everyone else was tricked into bringing too many cakes so she's just cleaning up

'Yana was styling back then.

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Hope is still a thing? Fuck. I hate the Summers women. Rachel was cool until she wasn't.

He does it on purpose. There's no junk food in the mansion (which is why Jubilee IMMEDIATELY hits the 7-11 as soon as she's alone in the house). Based Charles likes his female students to look good in that yellow spandex.

That doesn't make any sense either, you can put cakes in the fridge and they'll last longer. You don't have to dispose of them on the same day.

Those filthy Inhuman 'friends' shot down a Blackbird with her in it, they owe her some fucking cakes.

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Need more Casual Illyana

Because she was posing as Batgirl and Barbara is supposed to be stacked so I feel like that also means Misfit got some milkers.

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Daisy was just Salty because she has been the most well known earth shaker for years and Rictor called her out on not being the first.

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remember when she looked like angelina jolie

would still be sexy

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nice

lockjaw is best boy

*Outraces end of creation as casually as a morning jog
Nothing personal kid.

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>not only is she not a flash teleporter
>Illayana is clearly falling through the portal at gravity speed
>brain processes being faster than light
That was so dumb. At least when Ewing did it was being made of thought and not a flesh and blood person.

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How can Rosenberg go from fluffy to edgy?

X-men are cursed.

it was a danger room simulation, she was probably just flattering herself
also, the whole sequence is cute

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>>Tickle Fetish

God, Clairemont couldn't keep it in his pants for even one page, could he?

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the man has no limits

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Have a rare Illyana

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Scott is such a Chad

>earth shaker
Lame. Hulk, Thor and a billion others can do that and more (such as breaking the planet)

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Can't stop
Won't stop

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this is a sad story

>thor and hulk
But that isn't their namesake so it's fine. Besides Quake and Rictor don't technically have the same power. Rictor can cause Earthquakes with Seismic manipulation. Quake can thing is vibration but just like shocker before she knew that wouldn't lead to a good codename. So she mostly sends vibrations into the ground.

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piss in her mouth

Cum in her ass.

>too much kek

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Modern hip Marvel writing is giving me brain cancer.

Why do time travelers have such solid morals compared to telepaths?

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>intergalactic rockstar cutie will never teleport you to another star system and steal your heart
don't forget Lila Cheney, /co;
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Did Cannonball have teleporter pheromones like Cyclops had telepath pheromones?

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Maybe, did he ever get ELFED?

now that you said, they missed the change to put him with Blink when she joined the new mutants (v3). since Dani was fucking X-man, our favorite lad could take a shot at Blink

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Why was Illyana hanging out with a bunch of Inhumans again?

She helped them find a kidnapped kid because she has a special hatred for child abductors

Start munching on the randpm cake in my room. Then kis teleporter to get any in her mouth. Then go to bed.

Oh hey, Illyana isn't totally asexual. And of coarse it's for the pure boy in fetish gear, thank you Claremont.

80s illyana was always admiring cute boys but she never kissed anyone.
Oh and she had a crush on Tom Selleck

So the Shocker is not just a joke, he's one big sex joke?

Imagine unironically not liking Misfit.

What's with the one random arm hanging off the side there?

>"You fat bitch. That cake was special."

I really didn't need that image in my mind.

yeah, that makes more sense. a punch to the solar plexus can be effective.

It's funny because he lose on purpose

Are...are they making her face punchable on purpose?

one of the best moments of the x-men movies

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Whats wrong with having a crush on Sam you toad.

2 cakes. Not great, not terrible.

How pathetic

Why is this art so bad?

Cause artist doesnt give a shit about this horseshit writing

i thought bleez got cured from being a red lantern and had her Wings back?

Is it me or does the Marvel universe have a lot more characters than DC.

Nothing, it proves she had good taste. Claremont was just letting his taste show like normal.

80 comics had more characters in general.

I thought that was the Dixie Flag for a second

Too much random chance in Risk for a confirmed win every time.

Are they wheatcakes?

Why are these two so cute together?

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Magik is not Lockjaw or America chavez. Time travel is already hard for her throwing in dimensions would be asking for trouble. I don't recall seeing magic go to distant planets either.

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Illyana was always looking at boys and had playgirl magazines under her bed. Asexual Magik is something that came up recently because post Resurrection Magik was a kind of a bitch and some magikfag writers like Rosenberg and the one that wrote the what if want to make her gay.

That's her as an inexperienced teen. She doesn't miss anymore. She has done intergalactic in the 80s and in the 10s.

Asexual is recent but there's plenty of shitty old kitty/yana porn from before her resurrection

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These new writers should read the Claremont run again and even Simonson to get her right but there's one thing that is good to consider about her is that she has trouble letting people being close to her and uses her "dark spooky dangerous lady" image to scare people away, and she still doesn't accept that she's okay now, that some people love her and that she deserves that love.

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Derp

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>can move without exerting herself
>abuses her powers to eat cake

If ever there was a fatfag signal, they just lit it.

Counterpoint: abs

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