Richard, I've been fucking spiderman on the roof of the Baxter building everyday for the past 5 month

>when OP confuses Venture Bros characters for the thing they derive from

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She's just Cum Drunk after her spider web sex swing love making session

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>Seriously Susan? Does you husband know about this?!

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>Who’s “Richard”?

>PERFECT SUE DID YOU BRING A SAMPLE OF HIS SEMEN?I SWEAR TO GOD I CAN TAP INTO THE MULTIVERSE IF I HAVE HIS SEMN

>it's a doom disguises himself as as sue episode

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Bro she could make likely tighten all her body with her powers.

>she probs holds her tits up with them
>could jerk off all of the UN just as she walks in
>shes one of the few people in their reality that could physically jerk him off
>dick size doesn't matter on the pleasure of the person who has the dick

Can you really blame her? Spidey has all the qualitys she's looking for and he's not fucking 40

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Did they know Peter beforehand?

this is after Doctor Strange did some magic mumbo jumbo to make everyone forget Peter's identity after he revealed it in Civil War

Yeah he's shown his identity to Johnny first I think

YFW you learned that Reed has a formula to turn on, frazzle, swoon, and pleasure Sue and its basically a year long process.

Based

>"DAMN IT SUSAN!!! YOU RUINED IT!"

I dont know why, but that hair is doing things to my pants.

Good things

Its payback time sue

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>Reed goes after Spiderman one night in a fit of drunken rage
>Watches Spidey work for hours, decides to wait until he goes to the baxter building
>Silent alarm goes off at home, Reed runs there
>Finds Spidey and Sue on the roof
>But that's not Spidey's colour scheme
>PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTIC MAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>turns out it's deadpool

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Atleast she didnt fuck plas.

plas made reed fuck him by pretending to be sue
>oh you got a new color for your uniform sue?

>Hey Reed want me to ride you like a bicycle?
>Wait.....a minute NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

> Did you always see this coming Reed? It won't come for you again that's for sure.

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>having a large penis doesn't make a vagina feel tighter
literally have sex

She took wakkandan dick her shit is most likely a black hole

>T'Challa
>Big Dick
Pick one

>Wait, Richard? Nobody calls me Richard
>Nobody but... Oh my god SUE HAVE YOU BEEN FUCKING DOOM?

>I FUCKED YOUR WIFE, RICHARDS!

>"Sue" is actually Dr Doom in an elaborate Sue disguise trying to get Reed angry and ruin his life and marriage
Go on. Try and tell me Doom wouldn't do it. You can't.

>Doom watches Samurai Jack for the first time

The joke is that only he can fill her huge baggy cunt, user. He knows she's going nowhere.

Best post.

he would

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>You think I haven't planned this? I've calculated the exact size to stretch out your vagina without you noticing, and every time we'd fuck I'd expand my penis by the smaller decimal, stretching it open wider and wider, to a point where only my penis can give you pleasure. Everything else will feel small to you. Nothing will satisfy you as much as my big stretch-dick. The size, the girth, the feeling, nothing will compare. Nothing, Sue. Nothing

Everyone in the world got Spidey's secret identity mind wiped. For the 4 this meant they had to forget all the quality time they spent with peter out of costume. When he re-revealed himself to them, all the memories came back, add that to the memories of not remembering someone who is like family to you and you gonna get an emotional response.

>What about Pym?

>... I'll be right back

>Turns small and boxes that clit like a punching bag to get Sue to climax

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I know susan, the baxter building is well monitored. why do you think I've allowed you to flirt with Namor, Black Panther or any other alpha males you're clearly wet for. I enjoy watching you fuck like a common street whore. Now call up cyclopes. I know you were dripping from our brief meeting the other day. It's the only way i can get off what with having a rubber penis and all. The thought of you riding a filthy mutie dick to oblivion is making my brain tingle. I feel a project coming on.

>Implying she wasn’t the one girl to get turned on by the Plastic Dress prank

sneed

Why would you cheat on a guy who can customize his duck to perfectly fit every orifice

Everytime Sue cheats Reed murders her and replaces her with a new clone but it is hardwired in her DNA that she must cheat on Reed.

I know Susan. I know you will do that every since you say Peter . You actually made love to an Authentic Sex-robot I designed So that you wont actually cheat on me. It even has peter's mannerisms and powers. Why do you think I am inviting him to teach regularly. I am secretly collecting DNA .

>Sue's "dildo" is actually a capsule Pym hides in so she can sneak him in

>spiderman? SPIDERMAN? Dammit Susan, it's Spider-Man not Spiderman you should know that.

>and, by spider-man, I mean the new one. you know, the black one.

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>I know, my sensors detected it.
>Incidentally, my sensors also detected that his radioactive Spider-Semen has given you terminal womb cancer.
>Now, of course, I COULD easily invent a cure for womb cancer. But... I'm much more curious to find out if your radioactive womb cancer will have any strange or unforeseen effects on your metabilogy and powers. You have to understand, Sue, it's not every time a test subject with such an... unique biology comes along. Hopefully, history books will remember you as a hero that sacrificed herself for the advancement of science, rather than what you truly are, a cheating harlot that's finally getting what she deserves.

>HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FOOL I HAVE BEEN HAVING HIM ON MY PAYROLL TO SEDUCE YOU
>FOR YEARS I'VE BEEN HUMILIATED FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO TURN INTO RANDOM OBJECTS
>BUT WITH NOW WITH HIS DNA THAT IVE GOT FROM HIS USED CONDOMS I'LL BE ABLE TO TURN MYSELF INTO
>A SPIDER, SUSAN, A GODDAM SPIDER

Does a storyline about Susan dating Spider-Man right after her divorce with Reed sound Kino?

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There’s something really hilarious about imagining her saying this with exactly that facial expression

Only if Johnny starts dating a bunch of Pete's girls in response.

>RICHARDS!!!!!! IT'S OVER! MY NEW MACHINE WILL MAKE ME THE ONLY RULER OF MULTIUNIVERSE... AGAIN!

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>Johnny trys to get back at Peter by dating MJ and Felicia
>Peter tells him he might consider being his father if Sue keeps on calling him Daddy during sex

Why does this board love jerking Spider-Man off so much

Any nerd can self insert as peter parker.

He's based and can be shipped with pretty much everybody

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What are the pros and cons of them being together

I imagine there will be alot of ghost mummy sex

Classic Spidey

Why did she marry a 40 year old?

It was a different time

>Richard

But she can

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Doom is more likely to turn himself into Susan then fuck Reed and call him a faggot afterwards

>eye of the tiger plays while Pym gives an uppercut to her clit

Cuckfags are stupid and ignore canon. Look at the Naruto fandom.
>Sasuke is a demigod who can create asteroids and has a skeleton warrior and can blow up mountains
>Naruto can destroy continents
>both get cucked by a random black guy who jobs

Self insert. Also the same guy making these threads constantly

>Everyone knows there's a hyphen

what issue is this? Spencer is literally undoing OMD right?

DAT AGE GAP!

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That's a good kid.

>When you're down on your luck just trying to make due
>You aren't about to ruin some kid's day or dreams
>You ain't cucking anyone
>You know you can't measure up to some of the others and don't hold that against anyone

Little bit of faith in humanity restored

>This is alright

Who's "Richard"?

"The" divorce?

Oh no. my disguise has failed!

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Hey guys, the OP confused Reed with Richard, his venture bros. counterpart/parody. Just thought I should let you know.

I'm sure Susan has called Reed by his last name before

Where is this from?....

That's no excuse, OP.

His name is Reed, and his last name is Richards with an s at the end.

fpbp

GHOST BLOWJOB
GHOST BLOWJOB
WOO WOO WOO

How will Susan Slut ever recover?

In the end Doom can't even get one up on Richards by fucking his wife.

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Didn't Doom name Reed's kid's because he saved them from dying?

What's happening here?

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>implying that Sue getting her husband's name wrong isn't the funniest part
Maybe OP made a mistake, but it works, he did good.

>Remember that time your wife came while having sex with your Richards?
>That was me, Richards!
>I WAS YOUR WIFE!

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AND YOUR WIFE WAS A DOOMBOT

Why do you people have a cuck fetish?

I generally don't, but there's something about Reed and Sue specifically that makes it work for me

Large crossover with tumblr

It's ok if Spiderman is the one doing the cucking

Which superheroine would make the best cuckquean?

>Doom acting as Susan to fuck Reeds and calls him gay.

Ahaha imagine if he ends up liking it that would be so funny ahaha imagine if doom can't beat the cock.

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you know
the traditional Marvel divorce

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He'd automatically be the greatest villain in Marvel

Unironically Blackcat.I can imagine her fingering herself outside of Peter's window while he's fucking MJ into another dimension

Stop trying so hard, OP.

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Only a Supreme Champion can satisfy Sue's bubblegina.

Fantastic Four finally get brought back from annihilation and of course every thread about them is just used to call Susan a slut...

Why? There are so SO FEW good super heroines out there, so why go after her all the time?

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Or hiding in the closet listening as they go at it

The moment Storm divorced BP, she immediately jumped on Logan’s Big Canuck Cock so what does that tell you?

Speaking of BP's penis how namor compare

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So, Madame Masque?

Bendis pls

"H-H-HE'S GOING FOR THE DEMPSEY ROOOOOLL"

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>she's cucking Quentin too
Honestly, she's only two years older than Franklin now. Might as well nab a piece of that and make powerful villain kids.

comifags, is she an actual huge cheater in the comics or is it all just memes?

Both

But why on the roof?

he would need wheels though

ew

The Venom symbiote has a very love/hate relationship with Spider-Man.

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>when characters are so deconstructed in their own books they start to resemble the venture bros. parodies of them

Reed knows and won't fix it but not because he can't

I bet money this is how they’re going to fix that Spider-Man far from home ending

lmao keep dreaming nigga

Of course it's memes.

>Richard

>>Reed manages to get the shape of a bicycle
>>"Alright now what was that Su-"
>>There's a duck on his cum filled wife. Just staring at him.
>>" You finally did it Reed. Im so proud."
>>Plasticman turns into a heli and just flies off.

Is it wrong that she's my waifu?

youtube.com/watch?v=kdhhQhqi_AE

>Fantastic Four finally get brought back from annihilation and of course every thread about them is just used to call Susan a slut...
Be fair, we also had an ESL Reed thread titled "Sue, I want the divorce".

Combine these two, and call a drawfag.

Ultra chad.

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>Every Woman on the planet is wet for Spider-Man
>Yet he only gets into relationships with women he can't stay with
If Peter limited his dating pool to Super Heroes he might actually be able to stay in a stable relationship. OH who the fuck am I kidding they'd probably kill or de-power any super hero he dates.

I honestly think OP just meant to say Richards since reed sounds more like a last name

>Fantastic, Susan, so have I!

she could use forcefields to push in the walls of her vagina

typing this make me realize its a good thing the fantastic four were blacklisted by the mouse, reed and sue richard are not meant for degeneracy of 2010s and 2020s

I want Sue to ask me if im coming inside her too

I'm autistic how is she flirting because I don't get it?

>And that’s how Reed got lots and lots of cancer.

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Based

OH NO SUSAN NOW U HAEV SPIDRS IN UR VAJOOJOO

>In fact Susan, he actually tells me that you should work more on your sucking.

Science will find the wheels

He is the greatest hero Marvel has.

>Absolute chad
>strongest street level hero
>likeable personality
> Balanced power set of strength,speed and intelligence.
>Despite all this he doesn't have the vibe of a gary stu.

Didn't he show it to him last? That was the point of that Spider-Man/Human Torch mini series

This was during Brand New Day, not sure what issue though

>Foot dive me harder, Richards!
“What was that?!”
>I said, “fuck me harder, daddy”.

>HEY SPIDERWUSS, YOU ARE NOT GONNA BELIIIIEVEE HOW MUCH FUN WE HAD ON TOP OF THE BAXTER BUILDING, THAT DUMB INVISIBLE BROAD WILL BELIEVE ANYTHING ''OOH SPIDEY IS THAT YOUR OLD BLACK SUIT, PLEASE DO THAT THING WITH THE WEBS AGAIN'' HAHAHAHA
>BY THE WAY I HEARD YOU MADE IT ON RICHARDS SHITLIST GOODLUCK WITH THAT HEHE''
>BEST 5 MONTHS OF OUR LIVES

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namor is bigger
i think even storm mentioned that t'challa was a disapointment between the legs

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what ever happened to the adult valeria again?

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>Richard

I'm sorry, you fucking ruined it.

>Sue storm cucking thread
>Tommy is nowhere to be seen
is he finally gone?

Bitches love Spider-man

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Fuck you Brock
You’re lucky I can’t get the fire webbing until after your second boss fight

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Cuckolding is the thinking man's fetish, and Dr. Reed Richards has never been anything but the thinking man.

She made him a sandwich too.

Don't tell me those aren't "Do me" eyes

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Daily reminder Geoff Johns made this canon

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