Well, answer her Yea Forums.
Well, answer her Yea Forums
No armpit or leg hair.
Nigger
Her movie bad >:]
you're welcome
The fact that western animation is so throughly uninterested in doing proper high fantasy in spite of Polynesia being a perfect setting.
She wasn’t as hot as Elsa.
moana > elsa
dumb "boohoo i have icemagic woe is me" bitch who doesn't realize for, what, 16 years that everytime she is emotionally imbalanced her icemagic comes out? so retarded
>proper high fantasy
the princess with the magic jewel and the aid of both the ocean and a shapeshifting kapua walking across a parting ocean to the gigantic lava monster wasn't fantastical enough for you?
Boring plot, not enough important character interaction, limited environments, antagonistic force is boring, small tits, etc.
The truth for me lies somewhere in-between these two comments. Great film with gorgeous art, likable characters and one of the best Disney OST's in recent memory but for a road trip movie it needed more stops on the way to the destination IMO.
You have the proportions of an 8-year-old.
A magic greenbar.. I guess.
>He doesn't like small, perky tits.
Nothing with you, but your movie could have been better.
>flat
>needing to ask
pretty sure normies would riot if a disney character had any body hair
> if a disney character had any body hair
normies wouldn't care, Yea Forums would reee about the feminists making the sixteen year old girls unsexy
what do polynesians smell like ?
that's played for a gag tho and it's on an antagonist
enchanted tiki fumes
coconut oil probably
Elsa required magic ice makeup to look hot.
Moana came out of the ocean o-natural and ready to fuck.
The ocean.
Now Disney Polynesians smell like your favorite things that you find pleasing.
Polynesians have flaky earwax, so...
I said Elsa was more attractive not better Written.
She didn't consider the coconut
Actually, she did consider the coconut and used that knowledge to kick the butts of those coconut pirates.
so....?
Elsa is a nudist.
I think you're crazy!
>not getting aroused by a powerful or actually successful woman
Based
She didn't breed with Maui.
Powerful yes, well written no.
Hair grooming is something literally every culture on earth has invented.
She's not pretty and she doesn't have a romance with a Prince. Boring
Moana is way hotter what are you smoking
So is trepanation, what's your point?
she is objectively pretty
Being a pineapple nigger, obviously.
not sucking a dick