HE TOOK A BAGEL

HE TOOK A BAGEL

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ravioli ravioli i lewded the spider [s]loli[/s] anime girl

Does anyone have that webm that shows all the scientist pulling out weapons in completely unique ways that somehow gives personality to 10 backgrounds characters that you only see for 2 seconds?

Has it been so long that Yea Forums forgot about spider posting in loli threads?

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Tag yourself, I'm the fat dude in the back on the right sliding from donuts to a bfg

I'm the guy who slides in from off-screen on the left.

I'm the guy sliding on the ground to double shoot the spider fuckers from the left.

I love the "not again" woman at the middle table.

That absolute unit in the back right is who i want to be.

motherfucker

I'm the guy in the back corner.

I'm the coffee being thrown on the ground

I'm the dual-wielding guy in the back reaching for the sky

this movie just continues to give and give quality

i'm dual wielding pointing at the sky in the back

That's me in the corner

So much detail for a 2 second scene.

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I got it first but you can have him, I'm really the glasses guy all the way in the back that tosses his gun up before catching it on the way down

>Oh, another break in. Must be Thursday.

Two people beat you to it.

high heels don't seem like lab appropriate footwear

can anybody webm the bagel toss?

are you me?

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In the last year of undergrad people get cocky, a few years at work should do the same.

Alright guess I'm still the dual wielding guy then sorry user

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why do you think she's not bothering to get up? Her feet are killing her ad everyone else has got this.

I'm the lady who *sigh*s with a mug.

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Why is Miles animated so wonky compared to Peter?

Different dimension.

there are a bunch of animation videos on youtube that talk about it, Miles has less frames per second of animation compared to all the other characters until he learns how to use his powers.

check this vid out - youtube.com/watch?v=jEXUG_vN540&t=64s

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This scene STILL gives me a boner
How do they do it bros?

and this vid if you like the audio - youtube.com/watch?v=ozbKHKntpCc

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Wow she doesn't look a day over 35

>She has the shoes before the reveal
I keep finding new details that foreshadow future twists
I'm almost sad we might never get a better spiderman film than this

Gwen is too cute!

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Nope, it just stopped being funny a long time ago

Soul

lewding peni is too fun, too

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I'll be scared guy on the left

Because Miles sucks. He's weird and awkward while peter is controlled and precise. H e can't even run in 24 fps, what a nerd.

Which lines broke your heart?

>"She wanted to have kids and... it scared me."

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Well not broke my heart but
>You're like me
>I don't wanna be
>I don't think you have a choice, kid
That little exchange just says so much about the two of them.

God knows Peter understands the weight of responsibility.

If it weren't for this video and another similar one, I would never have realized that there is more than one cameo

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Good times
Mfw my doodle made it in

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Miles totally got a feel for her tits at 12:00

When they visit Aunt May
>"You look tired Peter"
>"I feel tired..."

her young petite body will be disciplined thoroughly

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is this a fat joke?

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I GOT YOUR BAGELS
WOOOOOOO

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Incredible.
>Two visibly scared/nervous
>Dual-wielding guy slide-diving in out of nowhere
>John Lasseter finishing his drink as he draws his weapon
>That one lady who's just completely done with everybody and everything

Don't mind me, just posting best OST

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I love the spooked guys, they're my favourite

She looks like the Scout from some bad SFM porn.

Am I nutty or does she have eight separate streaks of purple in her hair?

And he buried her too.

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Not a line, but just the moment where Aunt May sees Peter B. for the first time.

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Here we see why that female scientist is so frustrated: she just finished making her coffee *just so* and just wants to drink it instead of dealing with superhero shenanigans.

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Can you here the music?

scary chase music

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>I just now realize her bundled up hair is supposed to represent an octopus head
I feel dumb

What about her office being decorated with Octagons?

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start the video at the 1:00 mark

No, but I noticed her octagonal eyeglass frames.

>the light lines on the chair's armrests are septagonal
Boooo

Look pal, I've seen a LOT of bad tf2 sfm porn, and I'm not seeing it.

Kek

Gimme Liv gf

Wouldn't blows like that to the head from a spider person kill a normal person?

Doc Ocks pretty much always get away with "the arms cushioned the impact", which works out extra well for Liv's plastic based arms.

Now the extended scene in Spiderman 2, when he clearly has Doc Ock on the ground and the arms are not able to absorb the hits... that would be dead Doc Ock.

THAT'S ME IN THE SPOTLIGHT

>goddamn it, left my gun in the lab again.

Is it bad that I have a thing for Liv Octavia? Although someone pointed out that Aunt May says "Oh Great, its Liv" when she bursts thru Aunt Mays house. Sooooo Since 616 Doc Ock and May dated it would not surprise me that May and Liv had a thing, I also love the detail how Liv talks from the side of her mouth

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Aunt May is lesbian?

Spider people tend to hold back against normies.

Otherwise you get what happened with Superior Spider-Man and Scorpion's jaw.

Scenes like this always make me hate IronMan3 because this is what AIM should have been, instead of 6 military dudes and 2 scientists working on a single idea for 10 years.

That man was LOOKING for excuses to John Woo slide in.

>"not again" lady
Jesus it's like every time you rewatch this movie or even clips from it you find some new detail you missed on all the previous viewings.

i like her chonky dancer legs.

>i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going

she's either straight or bisexual cause she was married to uncle ben

Fucking FINE!
I'll be Dr. Coffee Interruptus on the right.

BAGEL!!!

Good, bagels make you fat anyway

>all this love put into 2 minutes that the average joe would miss.
Anyone who hates this movie shouldn't be allowed to have opinions.

what if their initials are JJJ?

I remember reading the movie would feature A.I.M. as the central villains, imagine my disappointment when I went to the theater and didn't get to see a single beekeeper suit. Not a one.

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The MCU has been a massive disappointment in terms of villains and world building since Phase 2. But I guess it's fine because they still keep making money off their half assed adaptations.

I always figured she knows who Liv is, but she sounds like she doesn't like her.

But her FRIENDS call her Liv.

maybe they knew each other via science
or maybe may just calls her an overly personal name to piss her off

Presumably May is ExAlchemax since shes this Spider-mans Alfred.

>My husband Peter Parker was an ordinary person
>He always said it could've been anyone behind the mask
>He was just the kid who happened to get bit

D-do you not know how to spoiler?
it's ctrl s

Thats right jay

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>snikt
wow, didnt even notice it

fact: there has never been a bad aunt may

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Ahem
WHAT'S UP DANGER?

It's this

As in villainous or as in poorly portrayed?
Because that's a no on both.

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Maybe I'm retarded, but why was Mary Jane at Kingpin's party. Wouldn't Peter have told her he's a bad guy?

They could've been friends

I had noticed earlier that lady who looks visibly upset to have her coffee break interrupted by Spider-Man, but I never realized how everyone else has tons of personality in their animations too.

The public didn't know he was a criminal. It was distasteful on his part but it still gave people hope and time to mourn

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Maybe the whole dynamic was one of those dances like Lex Luthor.
Everyone knows he's a villain but he's so obnoxiously influential and in everyone's business that you kind of have to accept him being this presence in any worthwhile endeavor.

Even though he was the one who was responsible for Peter's death?

Miles didn't tell anyone that, did he?

He didn't tell anyone he was Spider-Man at all, IIRC, but Peter told MJ he was Spider-Man. So I'd assume that would go along with telling her who he's out fighting and what he's doing. (I know nothing about Spider-Man other than this movie so I apologize if this is common knowledge).

This makes me happy.

I assume there was a brief period wher Liv might've been Peter's proffessor or something. Someone he knew and looked up to and May might've just met her through him. Then she goes full Oc and now they're at that awkward stage where they're not friendly but they do know each other.

That guy way in the back on the right who flips his gun in the air and catches it.

Was Ben asian? Why does he look like a bishounen boy?

True. MJ might've known Kingpin is a bad dude but she has no evidence that he was the one who finally put him in the ground.

> Peter told MJ he was Spider-Man
If you mean Peter B he just stuttered nervously to her at Kingpin's party while she assumed he was just a costumed guest.

May and MJ clearly knew. May had access to the Spider cave and knew how to make web shooters and MJ says Peter told her "Anyone could wear the mask"

No I mean blonde Peter for Miles' universe. She gave a eulogy at Spider-Man's funeral as his wife.

Yeah maybe this is it and she had to go to the Party for some reason? Maybe she was secretly investigating his death. Isn't MJ kind of like that?

Could've been. Or perhaps she was just keeping up appearances since it would make her look cold if she didn't go to a Spider-Man themed party by one of the city's biggest benefactors, and Kingpin's wrongdoing just isn't public knowledge in Miles' verse.

I wasn't a huge fan of the jerky animation, but what I hated was that stuff was constantly blurry.

>Spider-Man themed party
Ah okay that makes sense. I forgot that detail.

*bad cinematic aunt may.

wow, what a beautiful uncle ben

Don't be a stranger.

Are we being flooded with newfags? This is like the fifth time I’ve seen somebody try to spoiler tag incorrectly on this site

That implies they're deliberately trying to spoiler tag incorrectly.

Because Miles is kinda awkward in general and is still trying to get a hang on his powers.

you new as well? its summer babey

Are you new too? Summerfags aren't real, it was proven by the man who is kill years back

user...

I'm the guy with two guns

>that dark skinned lady on the left holding guns like she's from the 80s or 90s

>that one woman who just looks annoyed.

would you watch a zany office comedy about these guys Yea Forums? coffee lady is the long suffering protagonist

For a second I thought she was Madame Web... Actually that'd be awesome if an Aunt May who gained the spider powers became THE Madame Web.

they have all the pieces, lets hope they put them together.

I don't even understand how she's hot, but she just is.

I'm the woman sitting down who never gets up to get a weapon. I'm still sleepy. I don't feel like fighting any super heroes rn

Fuck it, no one else wants him I'll be front guy who flips the briefcase into a rifle. I'd totally be practicing that to get it just right too. You only get to fight superheros so many times.

Sure, she's one of the scientists that's been working there longest and at this point she's accepted they don't have a chance at beating the heroes so she just wants to finish her coffee.

The scared looking balding guy has been wanting to quit for a while now, but he saw the last guy who tried to quit get dragged away screaming by Kingpin's goons and now he's just kinda stuck.

what the fuck is this art style?

Shit. That's totally me with the pocket FAMAS

Yeah, that made it harder to see background details.

"Made them myself."
I realized those were probably her Peter's original webshooters from when he first got bit.
It's not like she knew a scrawny teen would show up on her porch. And given the spider cave, she probably was helping her Peter from near the beginning of his career.

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bless the animators

>That one chick who just slams her coffee on the ground before going commando mode
>Dude diving in from the left
>Chad fatman on the right just fucking ready for it

Great clip

Do you guys think these characters are self inserts by the animation team? Like each person got to animation a 2 second clip of themselves that most people wouldn't notice? Would be even cooler if that was the case.

Spiderverse may just be one of the best comic book movies ever made

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>tfw no lab/office qt gf

>peter was sleeping with his professor liv
>professor turned out to be crazy and evil
>peter now has to stop her
>liv finds out peter is spiderman
>spiderman life drama ensues
>remembers uncle bens advice
>"remember peter, with great power comes great responsibility"
>"and for god's sake, never stick your dick in crazy"

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>first and last good comic adaptation

i love how casually peter responds to her at first

It IS plausible, since Aunt May knew her by her first name.
So either Liv tried to romance Peter or tried to romance May or she was Veronica to Aunt May's Betty for Uncle Ben in a long ago romance rivalry

She's like "The ONE time I don't bring my science ray."

We're all the balding buy behind the woman on the middle table, don't front.

Shes a girl

It's not really adapting anything

>they're teen sized
oh

You stole the best guy, I didn't even notice that flip.
I can watch for a fucking hour this shit is so good.

I think someone can make an MK x-ray edit with this

Better idea, She tried to romance all three.

Slinging webs, exchanging fluids, working on chemistry and all the extra arms were inspiration for what would come later in life.
They might have been swingers together.

all this for..A BAGEL

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I like her tooth gap.

I think I would have preferred if they did have May (or Annie) and it just collapsed from there...

Divorced Dad Peter Parker would make more sense, I think.

That would excuse the dad body

miles was his surrogate sonfu, that doesn't work as good if he has some kids he's ignoring

Why say ignoring? You just make May (or Annie) like six and it's not like he's ignoring, it's more like he only has every other weekend or something.

Or you could go the Tim Buckley route

true, but then the feeling is less 'ok, i find that nurturing a kid and teaching them things is rewarding, maybe i really am cut out for this dad thing' and more 'i am scared to see my kid more often even though i love herm but miles reminds me how much i miss her' and i feel the latter gives him less character development

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How come gwen never made any mention of her relationship to peter? I know they wanted to shit her and miles but it would have been nice to have them have that scene withe each other.

I'd say the it was supposed to be Miles movie and too much side stuff would distract from that.
Also the age Gap would be too weird for most audiences out side France.

His voice cracks when he says he's tired. I just started bawling. Probably because I was on acid but I watched it but still though.
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She had a Peter and he appeared to be old too for some reason.
I mean even Kingpin got his little "I've got a sad past" moment, all that's really is a tiny little moment of realization for her.
Though truest facts, Gwen's part should've been Peni who should've been modelled after her comics self. All Gwen really does in the movie is cause awkward moments for Miles but her actual accomplishments are nil. Peni meanwhile actually has the role of rebuilding the mcguffin but her actual character is generic animu girl. Just squish actually useful character with character with actual personality.

peni/miles is a dreadful ship. gwen could have rebuilt the macguffin easily. all the spideys could, they're tech geniuses.

I'll be the Husky guy in the back who gets up and points both his pistols in the air.

Reminds me of Gordan Freeman

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And yet Peni was the one who did it, when it could've even been Aunt May. In this hypothetical Peni is a mashup of her skills and Gwen so it's ulitmately the same ship if that's what you care about. I'm more interested in Peni and Gwen just being better characters in the movie, and the simplest solution would've been to just consolidate.
Though in the end I think the Spider-verse gimmick was underutilized. They brought in the other spiders who mostly did nothing but minor gags.

>SPIDERMAN DESTROYS JOBS! SPIDERMAN DESTROYS BUSINESSES!

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I saw one of the artists post some images of the original plan for dead Peter's hideout - instead of a goofy batcave homage it was a little warehouse somewhere filled with old furniture, cobbled-together machinery and memorabilia from his past. Really wish they'd kept that, the emotional impact seemed so much higher making it a street level setting, and like an actual workspace.

Liv "Parker in each arm" Octavias

Not at all man. If people can be fixated with young girls, then surely the same can be rationalized for mature women

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Not a fan of Ditko's desu.

Nerd with the glasses that is pretty much in the centre, just above the woman who doesn't give a shit.

Is this supposed to be a New York joke?
European user here, I’ve heard New Yorkers are obsessed with bagels. Is it true?

i'm pretty that's it. he chows on pizza constantly, too.

I like her hair

Do you have the pic of Miles asking Pete if he's prostituting himself for cheeseburgers?

Black dude on the far right.

I feel ya, mang.
I saw the movie early and hopped onto Yea Forums to discuss what FoTM was to come.

I keep hoping they'd release a figurine of her but apparently they STILL haven't, BUT SCORPION GETS ONE.

the background gives me a headache

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new yorkers and jews
and jewish new yorkers, theres a lot of those

if i remember right they said they looked at actual scientists to create liv's design, probably was the same for the other scientists.

Gordan freeman?

I find the nose hard to look at,
the legs on the other hand

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Why do I never seem to hear people talking about how unbelievably good the soundtrack is. That scene where Miles falls upside down into the city with what's up danger playing? Goosebumps everytime.

The fat dude on the right is perfect.

I didn't watch this movie directly but it was on TV during the downtime from a family reunion so I watched it by osmosis.

The movie feels really fast-paced and densely packed in the first act. It's not until they meet Aunt May that things finally take a chance to breathe, at which point the movie maintains that pace until the end.

Not to say that's a bad thing, of course. It's just an observation. I did notice that Noir/Peni/Ham didn't get the amount of screentime to themselves as the advertising for the film implied, though, which is kind of a bummer.

>When this won the Oscar for best Animated Feature
>Over Disney

I was genuinely shocked. Multiverse was awesome but god damn I thought they had it on lock.

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Look mom I'm trolling

Her Doc Ock outfit does nothing for me, but I would the hyper Scientist Liv.

I'd take her bagel if ya catch my drift

you gotta give wins to little guy every once in a while so it doesn't look rigged

>Her Doc Ock outfit does nothing for me
Are you kidding me

This one?

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Okay I am not a smart graphics/CGI person, can someone please explain why they decided to leave that blurry out of focus effect in the movie? It could have been gorgeous but every time that shit hit the screen my brain just kept thinking I walked into the 3D showing by accident...

There wasn't enough time for all the Spiders they brought in. This was still supposed to be Miles's movie. Hopefully they'll get some more time in a sequel.

What about the spider verse sequel featuring Leopardon and 2099

Even better idea: she DID romance all three and it's been a seldom-discussed topic of shame for all Parkers involved.

>ironman 3 had AIM
i cant fucking bealive it
i saw the movie and i didnt even knew that was suppouse to be AIM
i hate ironman 3 even more now

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I'M THE MANDARIN

its an effect to control your attention, "hey look here, o shit the focus is mocing, follow it!"
actually pretty cool and used a lot this movie

Seriously? They said the acronym and full title several times throughout the movie, and you never picked up on that?

Can't blame you though, I try my hardest to forget that movie ever existed on a weekly basis.

They got lucky, Disney's offerings this year was pretty lackluster and Spider-Verse had a lot of positive buzz.

>actually pretty cool and used a lot this movie
I'm guessing you're someone who's a fan of film grain in video games...

That mouth can take a dick.

Because the music is too black, especially in that scene

It was definitely Miles' movie. The advertising could have made that point a bit better, though. It focused on the multiverse part of the story more than Miles' development, which is where the heart of the film's story truly lies.

I love these style of shots where you can watch it a dozen times and always catch new details.

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>Because the music is too black
Is this something you actually mean or are just posting because it's Yea Forums.

who point first?

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Spiderman! Spiderman pointed first!

I want to know the "not again" lady's story. You know she's already had a long day.

>that one strip of white to accentuate her hips
This should be illegal

Prefered Staples song from the trailer for that scene, the song they actually used for it just didn't pack the same punch.

Not everyone likes rap and pop, user.

But I wouldn't call the music black at this point, just popular...

Coming Home was good but I prefer Elevate
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>Can't I have just ONE break without a firefight erupting?

>oh great now I have to call Damage Control. Again.

It's not bad, but the problem is it doesn't fit the scene, it was supposed to be the epic moment the big reveal, Miles' birth as Spider-man, and that's usually where the bridge comes in and that song just doesn't pack that "oomph" for it.

Wow our impressions on that scene are way off I guess, that's surprising to me I thought it was loved as the Miles "awakening".

So much potential for quality discussion over this masterpiece but then the pizza cheesers always roll in, bitch didn't even do anything in the movie
>B-but she made a new goober!
Any of the spiders and even Aunt May could've done it, hell, Spider-Ham could've just pulled one out of his ass

>goober
I call it a gizmo

whyyyyy
Literally who thought this was a good idea to have things look like this

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Fuck dude I dont think I've ever seen an art style that presents facial expressions so true to life while still being super stylized
>t. Peni predator

There's like 5 posts in this thread referring to her PERIOD, none of them happened recently, and you linked to a post that is just some gay game.
The fuck are you on about? Is this your round about way of trying to derail the thread?

right before this. exasperated coffee girl is pouring an absolute shit ton of milk or something into her cup

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>Not again lady

Maybe she just forgot her gun.
>Forgot weapon the one time something actually happens
>Didn't get to do cool move she practiced in the mirror dozens of times
>Going to get reprimanded for this later

>oh great now I have to have a 2 hour seminar with Tombstone the F-list villain about gun preparedness

She's probably hung over, and now has to deal with a shit ton of gunshots

I’m glad this exists so I can enjoy it no matter the sales and such

QUICK WRITE SPIDERVERSE 2

Spider-Man: Spiderversity
>Miles is going to graduate in a few days and is going to make the big speech during the ceremony, but OH NO, villains from across the multiverse have come to his world to fuck shit up. Other spiderfolks come to help, but oh no, he has to decide: save his friends or save his educational career, so he has a similar Miles sub in for him in the fight. Turns out, the Miles he got is EVIL and Good Miles has to abandon the graduation to save the city. Maybe at the end, he comes back to the ceremony to reveal he's the new spider-man or something?

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>tfw “evil spidey” was a cool idea some of us brainstormed about Far From Home after it revealed the multiverse route

>The only reason Mysterio is working with spider would’ve been because his spidey was also evil

>LOL I LIED ABOUT EVERYTHING, HOLOGRAMS SON

Fuck MCU, even though I enjoyed that movie

>that was my last canister of cocaine

Sounds like an ugly breakup to me.

Holy reddit batman

This is a nice thought and is now my headcanon

Her Peter was her own age. The Peter she met would be practically unrecognizable due to the age difference.

Peni lacks normie appeal.

That dude sliding in is the best

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That
>bagel!!!
sound effect always gets me

Liev Schreiber as Kingpin, so good. I had no idea it was him until the credits.

I rewatched the Liv scene and noticed that she was outright dumping sugar into her coffee right before they notice Miles and Peter. She is just done.

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The chick at the first table who doesn't even bother and is on the verge of crying into their coffee.

>Implying it won't pull a Pacific Rim 2 and completely shit the bed, turning what was once a passion project into yet another soulless Chinese-pandering lowest-common-denominator-targeting committee-made cashgrab completely ruined by studio execs that were caught by surprise by the original's success and couldn't help but stuff their stinking, unskilled, moneygrubbing hands into the mix and ruin everything

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I like that scientist on the patio just whipping out a rifle and running to join in.

Real recognize real

Goddamn it, the thread's up for days and I find something cool less than an hour too late to share with everyone.

Good catch.

At best we'll get a Lego Movie 2

I need some Peter x Liv art

I like that one woman's "INCOMING FIRE!" reaction to the bagel taking him out.

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So we can all agree he's the best iteration of Scorpion ever put to media yes?

He looks pretty rad but the suit from the PS1 game is still my favorite.

Just aunt may x luv because fuck heterosexual couples these days

hey why was that second train so soon after the first

that doesn't seem safe

He's certainly one of the most interesting-looking takes.

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According that one poll, a lot of people were actually interested in her. Granted that's not exactly high praise.
But I think everyone is missing the point where she's basically a blend of Movie Gwen and Movie Peni. Unless of course you mean Gwen's whole appeal is in her costume.
Also thinking about it, Peni not having a Spider-plugsuit in the comics is a missed opportunity for an awesome design.

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we don't deserve this movie.

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>Unless of course you mean Gwen's whole appeal is in her costume.

I was actually going to explain this in my first post, but was afraid it would belabor the point. Basically, yes, a lot of her normie appeal comes from her character design. Her suit, obviously, is fantastic - I think we can all agree it's the reason Spider-Gwen ever became popular in the first place. Beyond that, "cute blonde girl with a ballet aesthetic" is more accessible than "Asian schoolgirl in a giant robot". Peni's no big deal to comic fans, who are used to eclectic character designs and concepts, but to the lowest common denominator it's just a little too out there for someone with Gwen's prominence in the movie. It might work as the protagonist, where you have time to feel out the concept entirely, or as a tertiary character like Peni was, but Gwen is in a nega-Goldilocks zone where, if she were merged with Peni, the concept would be prominent enough to be distracting without being prominent enough to be explored properly.

Lego movie 2 was pretty good though
THIS SONGS GONNA GET STUCK INSIDE YOUR

I like the brief part where he and Miles speak Spanish to each other. I want a scene of the various Spider-people making a plan and Miles and Miguel just slip into Spanish while everyone else stands around confused.

Going through this movie frame-by-frame is a treat.

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>Spidey-sense going off frames before he's grabbed by the Goblin in a way that's almost impossible to see in motion because it's so fast

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Real-time

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There is no motion blure, so they have smears to simulate it

Jesus

God I love the moment when he stops that huge spinning machine. "That all you got?"

there is a comic where she marries Doc Oc, so......yes....in this universe they is gay

One, that's one fucking hell of a leap of logic, two, she was married to Uncle Ben, so not gay.

>gay people don't get married to members of the opposite sex
Wow.

... They're just pulling out guns.

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It's definitely one of my favorite movie soundtracks.

Oh yeah, how much Iron Man characters and rogues gallery have been shafted never ceases to dissapoint me.

>You're the best of all of us, Miles. You're on your way. Just... just keep going... just keep going...

My uncle said something similar to me before he passed away.

>"Not bad, kid"

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I think I've got a thing for big hair

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I'm notto disu shitto agen lady

>I think I've got a thing for big hair
I found out I had a thing for big hair in college when I sat behind this girl whose thick curly hair went down to her waist, oh my god it made me so hard I'll never find someone with hair so huge

oh, i though the joke was that they were sending an army because he stole something insignificant
i mean, that is still part of the joke but i had no idea they were a new york thing

It's called style you uncultured swine.

WHO IN HERE TRYNA START A RIOT

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I really really liked the PS4 Scorpion, he had alot of personality and a cool costume

The black lady on the right who's recorder turns into a gun, and then pulls a big-ass gun out of her inside pocket.
>be me
>be known as the guy who has literally anything in his pockets from tools, parts, usb drives, to even an average-sized paperback book from Barnes and Nobles

Are you the John Silver hand guy?

No I think it's Dot.

>Dot

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It's sad considering most of the time MCU respects or nods to the source material. Like Batroc wearing a sweater similar to his comics costume or Vulture with the bomber jacket simulating the feathery collar.

mysterio's entire thing is being a fraud, though

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>that one fat guy casually drinking coffee
>casually pulls out and cocks a gun from behind the coffee table

I like this man.

have it ever occurred to us since that universe may know peter is spider-man. That maybe Peter just ran his mouth how terrible as a person liv is in multiple occasions while he and aunt may are having dinner together.

>That spider-man is blonde Peter, who came back from dead just for this.
>Peter B already had this in his universe, so he decides to just enjoy the food.

WHO DAT SWANGING THROUGH THE AIR

>Glasses lady on the left spins a Sub Machine Gun like a pistol
>Her actual pistol she just points at the Spodermen

Heh

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Cheeses and Crust, Spongebob
it be a masterpiece

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Oh I definitely do. Long, thick hair is such a turn since it's so feminine.

ISN'T THIS WHAT LIFE'S ALL ABOUT?

Didn't you just want to wrap your arms around her and bury your face in her hair?

Fuck bagels. Those things have destroyed my toaster, TWICE

I thought that guy in the back was just happening to be holding two coffee cups, saw everybody else was pulling their guns out and so he lifted the coffee cups to fit in.

Now I see the actual gun handles.

Anyways, I'm usually the "briefcase guy" but he's already taken so I'll claim the one on the far left who fumbled about reaching for the wrong pocket and dropped the bag of snacks.

Or maybe I'm briefcase girl who pulled a smaller side pistol.

how are you being reminded of iron man 3 every week

>mysterio
>telling the truth
you casuals are so funny

Spderverse 2 should be a dimension-hopping adventure. They should visit some of the most famous depictions - stop into the Raimiverse, the 90's cartoon, even 616 (with a page in the ongoing showing it as well)

The fat guy in the back right drinking the coffee is LITERATELY ME!

>May give Miles one of Peter's old costumes
>realize that Peter's first costume is the only one that can fit Miles
>Miles spray paints all over it
May, you bitch.

She has a lot of hair.

Do you not have a toaster oven? Or wide enough toaster for bagels

you poor ignorant fool

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>Octagon glasses
>Octagon office lights
K I N O

The Mise-en-scène is amazing.

peter would want it that way, he was an irreverant soul

Benjamin Franklin was wise enough to recognize this fact, and that dude was a friggin player with the ladies
youtu.be/8JzXG-G3Asg

Scorpion as a scary Latino is really cool, and I'm glad this movie finally did the concept justice: Ultimate Scorpion was lame and the lack of Vaas Scorpion in Far From Home was disappointing.

It's too bad Ass Creed 3 was trash

Yes thanks bro

I know it's a comic book movie but do scientists usaully keep their lab coats on during their lunch break?

Which JoJo part was this from?

I think it depends. I know it's common for doctors to do so, but they also have to be able to get back to work quickly.

They do if their lunch break is only 5 minutes, which is something an evil company would do

Someone needs to draw lady Octagonapus

>They didn't even cater the wedding with Pizza. He just stopped at a Dominos on the way.

I’m the one girl who couldn’t care less that someone stole a bagel

God, the attention to to detail for something just about NO ONE would ever see. I really love how his eyes widen as it happens, cuz he's already committed to this movement and just has to brace for impact now.

Speaking of, when's Marvel vs. Capcom 4 where I can make a Nero/Miles team?

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I love how Infinite just doesn't get to be 4 anymore.

All the way on the left, "oh fuck wheres my gun"

I'm starting to feel genuinely bad for her

Aw you got rid of the pony tail?

Capcom just needs to disassociate itself from Infinite in the future. It's a plague upon everything it touches.

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>the one in the far back with the dual pistol
totally me

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Hey now Infinite had the best gameplay in the series, but you don't care about that because reasons.

Maybe she was late and just threw on the first things she saw in her closet

Shit dude I really wanna know what coffee lady's story is

Hey, you ever have a new york jewish bagel?

Or more likely, a long island jewish bagel.

That's where the clean water's at [pumped all the way from up north].

>"How will I know when I'm ready?"
>"You won't know, it's a leap of faith".

To be fair I didn't even really care about 3 much either. Infinite was weird to me because I don't remember it being promoted or hyped. It just...came out. I didn't even know it was happening.

RIPeter's death and the whole scene of New York receiving the news and mourning him got to me, we barely know that Spidey but we all have enough of a general idea of who Peter Parker is to be effected by his passing and the filmmakers really took advantage of that
terrible this-is-how-you-must-feel tell-don't-show vocal track aside

>yesterday they were raided by captain marvel
>the week before that, tony stark had a staff visit and left confetti all over the important instruments
>the last work bonding trip they had, vulture tried to make them into civilian hostages only to discover his terrible terrible mistake
>she'd like to transfer but she has really bad teeth and this evil lab has the best dental plan

God yeah if it was a different song, or hell no music at all that entire scene would be perfect.

BUT NOPE TIME TO USE LIL WAYNE

You could argue Ultimate was going to that way before it ended. But again Spiderverse did almost everything better.

That one note synthetic roar is so hauntingly memorable

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Infinite's gameplay was good, but everything else was inferior to 3. It's quite literally the most soulless game Capcom has released in a long time. They can keep the gameplay, but you can't associate the series with Infinite anymore. It's an anti-draw.

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this face
I know this face
This is the face after you pulled an all nighter for a project with an impeding deadline and you didn't get one step closer to solving any of the exisiting problems/bugs

>Shlubby Peter B meets the fucking jacked TAS Peter
This would be amazing

If anyone ever says that the Ballet Shoes + the elegant fighting style that comes with them were a bad design choice, please let them know that they are factually and completely wrong

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Why are there so many black people?

I usually prefer short hair but big curly messy hair does it for me

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>Miles and Miguel speaking spanish
>Penny and Takuya speaking Japanese
>All the smart spiderman like Peter, SpOck and Penny just leaving everyone in the dust with their overcomplicated brainy shit.

>not fluid
>blurry
Why is this shit being praised?

It's literally simulating DoF to make you pay attention to the shit you should be looking at.

Spectacular Spider-Man is Sony, right? I want him to show up, and everyone can hear the theme music.

It's just so ominous.

>not fluid
More frames doesnt always mean better animation, the movement in most classic era black and white cartoons animated on ones looks so jarring because they focused more on the art style and framerates rather than timing and spacing and because of the noticeable lack of easing, you've probably already been schooled on how Spiderverse's applies the rules of something animated on twos in 2D to 3D, visually and 4th dimensionally

>the background is shitty so you look at the characters
>More frames doesnt always mean better animation
But the vice versa is always true
>Spiderverse's applies the rules of something animated on twos in 2D to 3D, visually and 4th dimensionally
t. muh rendered CGI

>The background is shitty
It's not. It's textured to make it look like it's made out of Ben Day dots. In order to portray depth of field, rather than just blurring it, like how an actual camera would do, they just had the dots get more spaced out and overlap, similar to bleeding of older comic books. It's a stylistic choice. I can get not liking it but I'd definitely not say it's shitty.

dude lying is Mysterio's superpower.

Bisexuals exist too, why does it have to be gay?

>tfw the first time I saw it the song had a dude loudly yelling I'VE GOT AN ELEPHANT
>I'VE GOT AN ELEPHANT
I'm not exactly the brightest

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Shit son, I hoped "the hippie scientist lady" would get some r34 before the twist even happened. That big hair was just too good. I'm real disappointed that she hasn't gotten more art despite being Ock.

bisexual is just a fancy way to say token lesbian

>youtu.be/FDw6aYgVPeM

it's just one section of the lab, maybe that's just who was there at the time. don't get defensive user

Breath.

Is there any significance to her wearing that quilt scarf thing

Aunt May knitted it for her.

>QUICK WRITE SPIDERVERSE 2
okay;

>Liv goes out into the multiverse to gather enemies of every different Spider-Man in order to form the Sinister Sixty
>every living Spider-Man from the first film returns(including Miguel and '66 from the after credits scene)
>they have to go recruit more Spider-Man's from throughout the Multiverse in order to stop Liv's plans
>new members of the team include;
>Toku Spider-Man(with Leopardon)
>Mangaverse Spider-Man
>Spider-Man Reign
>Spiders-Man
>Spider-Woman(Jessica Drew/Female Peter Parker clone)
>The Superior Spider-Man(Dr Elliot Tolliver/Dr Otto Octavius)

If we get Toku Spidey he better be live-action. I want this shit Roger Rabbit'd even if it takes a lifetime

As far as anybody saw, it was Goblin Peter was fighting. It's probably assumed Norman got him, which is what actually happened in original Ultimate pre-Miles so it fits.

Lead Bad guys are the Sinister Six, but in this case each member is somebody who successfully killed their Spider Man.

>Liv goes out into the multiverse to gather a team of Dr. Octopuses for some nefarious plan
>Superior Spider-Man is a mole that betrays the Spider team for Liv's halfway through
>Eventually double-crosses Liv for Spidey's team near the end

Well part of the reason I went with the Sinister Sixty idea is because just having Liv gather a team of just other Doc Ock's is kinda boring, having it be an array of different villains would help things be more creative, it would also help the Superior Spider-Man twist be less obvious to the more casual members of the audience(alongside another twist relating to Liv in the roster of the Web Warriors that I have in mind)

He's so excited

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FINALLY. SPIDER-MAN IS HERE. TIME TO DUAL WIELD LIKE MY HERO, DANTE FROM DEVIL MAY CRY.

Probably Indians not blacks.

I love this movie.

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Jorge Joestar

I love the idea of an entire science Corp just filled with mad scientists. Like they have a therapist during the hiring process of make sure that they guy their hiring isn’t just good at his job but willing to kill a person at the drop of a hat.

Wakandan defectors.

why has no one mentioned the octopus dildo in the right corner?

it's probably a tentacle prototype, but it wouldn't have been out of place for liv to pleasure herself with her tentacles given how kinkily she treats peter

The one behind Liv is probably a second stage prototype since there's a partially constructed metal tentacle behind Peter. The most clear shot of it is at nine seconds in.

Pretty sure that's referenced from an actual parkour jump irl

>this is what AIM should have been

AIM always has the most dedicated mooks, I recall a Cap comic in which he's fighting his way through a swarm of AIM dudes an he's impressed that even the techs are giving him a fight

Guy sliding in has been preparing for this moment all his life also shame on the blonde for not bringing her hidden gun.

Miles dad talking to him at the door when he's webbed up really hit me close to home.

Mebbe this one, though I'm almost sure there's one like this of a guy jumping without a board

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>also shame on the blonde for not bringing her hidden gun
You mean the one who rolls her eyes and looks visibly frustrated? I think there is a chance she might have a gun with her, but she also seems to be having a really bad day:
Some of the other scientists transform their laptops or phones into guns, like the scared-looking dude right behind the coffee lady. There's another laptop on the floor near those two. I think that might be her gun computer, but she just really wants to drink her coffee instead of fight Spider-Man right now.

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Later that day she was fired. Shooting at superheroes is a job requirement.

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kino

APPLESAUCE

How come no one on the internet did 4K screenshots of the movie now that it's already on Blu-ray. Most of the ones I find are 1080p, barely any 2160p ones.

"It doesn't fit"
"It will"

TELL THE CREW TO PUSH THE WHOPPER BUTTON

Yeah this is all bullshit. None of it is real, it's them just being cheap fucks and being lazy.
They can make someone look unskilled and like a noob with animation style, cutting framerate in half just makes it look like dogshit.

You're not real

literally just DataDyne from Perfect Dark. based Laptop Gun

Jesus Christ, Mike

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>chemical formula for caffeine (presumably. Can't see if C8H10 is there) on the mug.
>mug looks like it might even be octagonal

Fucking hell, this movie.

>>"How will I know when I'm ready?"
>>"You won't know, it's a leap of faith".

I loved the followup pay off with:
>"How do I know I'm not gonna mess it up again?"
>"You won't."
Implying both "you won't know if you'll mess it up" and "you won't mess it up, I believe in you".

I noticed the text but not the shape of the mugs. I think I'm gonna have to rewatch basically the whole movie frame-by-frame at some point

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I thought this was a shitpost until I remembered he actually said it. He isn't wrong

I dont drink coffee, but i would say i love to have one of these caffeine mugs, they look so... Clean.

So is everyone at the office just down with it? Like during the hiring process is one of the questions if they have a problem working with a super villain

One is not supposed to be wearing a labcoat outside of an actual lab, moreso in a cafeteria of all places. Fucking stereotypes.

>wHY dO blACk peOpLe ExiST?

Depends on the stuff you do in the lab. So long as your toes are covered and its not a really high heel (stilletos etc).

I don't mind the shoes I just wish they were white or that magneta color instead

Damn Peter, you really fucked up.

Why is the front guy a basedboy?

Nah, they provide just the right amount of contrast.

That part where Miles, Gwen, and Peter B gasped at the end was great.

>Peter covers his mouth in surprise with his hand on Miles
There's so many details these animators put in it's insane

She could take my bagel if you know what I mean. Cream cheese

It doesn't look that way on the blu-ray. The clips / stills are from someone who ripped the 3D version of the movie wrong.

I get what you're saying, but he intends to defend whats his with weaponry, and has the determination to back it up. So while he looks the part, I don't think he is one.

No, it's there in the movie and it's intentional. People have discussed their opinions on it since the first footage from the movie was released.
I'm not entirely sure, but I think the effect they're using is supposed to resemble the way how sometimes older comicbooks had these printing errors where some of the colours were not aligned correctly with the lineart (pic related for some examples). They decided to not use motion blur in the movie, but this chromatic aberration effect is supposed to simulate it and make objects look out of focus when they're required to look blurry.

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>bath tub pizza
It's like shower beer but even more depressing.

In the responsibilities section of their job description it says something along the lines of:
>All employees are responsible or the security o this facility and as such must both be familiar with the personnel and security operations of this facility and at all all times be ready to enforce security protocols. See the Employee Training Guide for the provision of necessary tools and training.

What was Peter B even thinking, it's going to get all soggy.

This one is my fav.

>spidey doesn't aim for Liv to attack her, or even May to get her to safety
>aims for the bible
kek

>choose your character!

Urkel with the Carl Winslow build

It's the color of her webbing in her hood though.

Labwork is for techs and students, real science is sitting in your office all day and writing grant proposals.

They ran with that idea in the "52" series, didn't they? Grabbing all of DC's mad scientists and putting them all to work at the same facility.

THE FIEND! GET HIM!

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Why are bagels so cherished in Alchemax?

Obviously, Alchemax laces all its bagels with experimental superdrugs

>some of them look mad
>some of them look scared
>that one lady who looks pissed because she can't finish her coffee

kek

Shut the fuck up, retard.

that bagel was clearly earmarked for everyone's friend, karen

this is how you recognize animators had fun making the movie

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Those are clearly break time labcoats. They take those off and put on the lab labcoats before returning to work.

Kekkles

Or Liv. What happens if Liv doesn't get her bagel?

> It's proprietary

They’re calorically dense and a great source of fiber

dude in the back dual wielding coffee mugs Mirror mirror on the wall, time to torture cock and ball

The world needs more Noire.

I just LOVE that stylistic thing they did with the claw

youtube.com/watch?v=vAhrRBKkxuQ
i legitimately dont understand how this kind of thing happened in mvci

the mug is the gun, and she really wants to drink from it, not shoot it

She's drinking gun laser fuel?

it's the only thing to fuel her and even that doesn't work these days

after scorpion rips her mech's limb off, you can see peni clutch her arm literally evangelion and a few seconds later she gets right out and smashes scorpion with that detached limb which is pseudo her own ripped off limb

badass little girl

Fatbro is so casual about arming up.

Loosing my munitions.

Smash Ultimate is a game that just makes me hate fighting people better than me. It's no fun being on a losing streak watching your GSP tank as this immovable wall of a player smacks your ass down.

No fair, you took the best one
>Everyone else frantically jumping into action (cept for mug lady)
>This guy's just casually arming himself, minimal fucks given

Me on the right btw

They were all working on prototype weapons for Kingpin, she just realized she forgot her work at home.

yes
they transformed him from another faggot in a green suit into something special

Or how the brass in that part of the section is the opposite of Prowler's distortion sounds.

Best character in this film
I hope the next one centers on him, Penni, and Porker

That was dumb.

waifu

This is such a subtle reference in that shot

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What kind of fucking Jew takes a bagel?

I never really watched the movie. Just the children.

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looks like a parody to me dawg. maybe you're just an idiot

>”Ah, fuck off”

>doesn't even look at the truck
Outstanding

Me in the middle with the coffee.
Damn, guys. It's too early in the morning for this shit.

>literally falling for a gimmick account whose name is Joke Scold

1000 IQ posters here at Yea Forums

So long, bagel thread.

It's New York.
Also they probably had to give up their health insurance in order to get those bagels.

There will be ..... another.

NO!

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far off spidey sense, like raindrops on the brim of his hat

I had a bagel for breakfast today