What would be your means of transportation if you were a Ghost Rider...

i often imagine my forklift is a hell chariot

What? It's a good car that's served me well.

bicicle,not even a 10 speed bicicle,i guess i could ride my neighbours dog,that thing is huge

you are pulling or someone else is pulling?

thats is actually kind of cool,you calla demon to give you a ride,like a sumonner,you can even have diferent rides and demons depending of the situation

Public transportation, everyone becomes a burning skeleton until it's my stop.

I got a skateboard I use to get to work, so Tony Hawk: Ghost Rider.

i think there was already one of those

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Oh yeah, Speed Demon.

listen here faggot i've fucking had it with you and the rest of the rampant community of carshaming assholes on this board who the fuck do you people think you are like where do you get off to come here and humble brag about your cars especially you in your newer than average bargain bin peice of shit japanese made car that probably doesn't even have power windows or locks you know there's a lot of people on here who don't have cars and have to take the bus or get rides from their parents and family members did you think about that don't you think their lives are already pathetic enough without you piling on all of your boastful and insensitive ridicule you fucking prick so what if they don't drive or have cars and have to rely on others because they have failed to attain one of the most fundamental tools of personal freedom in the modern era how dare you make fun of them for that and why would you think you're better than them cuz guess what newsflash faggot it doesn't make you better than them especially in your shitty little vietnamese two door tin can that doesn't even have carpeted floors or cushioned seats like holy fuck i swear you fucking sad carshaming pieces of shit make me physically sick like i'm literally dry heaving over a trash can right now while i type this because that's how fucking disgusting you are to me so you just yuck it up while can with your little subcompact chinese paper cars and your little subcompact cis white male penises while you can faggot cuz someday soon nobody's going to own cars who's going to feel like a dumb retarded asshole then huh yeah that's right you will faggot for wasting years of your life and tens of thousands of dollars leasing and never owning shitty nepalese driftwood cars that don't even have windshield wipers or cupholders
jk i was talking about the pun