Felicity is Crying. What Do?

pretend my weiner is an old rotary sprinkler and piss all over her

collect my urine for several days until i can fill a kiddie pool and dunk her face in it

Crank the voltage higher. She was supposed to fry, not cry.

Piss directly into her eyeball then shoot her in the jaw

lay her doen on the ground setup a ladder climb it and pee from the top down into her mouth

..and they say this place is misogynistic!

surgically replace her lungs with external gills so she can live in a small tank full of pee

hotglue a syringe needle to my dick so that I can piss right into her veins, then proceed to drink huge amounts of soda and beer so that I can replace all of her blood with my urine

I will skullfuck your eyeholes

make her stand on the side of the road while i piss on her from the back of a passing pickup truck

this

Rip her heart out.

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and then piss in it right

Piss in the cavity

something something grandiose peeing

Throw Jarate at her.

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make her star in my off broadway production called Piss

Shoot her with a crossbow.

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but the projectile is a dart filled with piss

beat me to it

Rape her in front of Oliver and pee on her.

probably pee on oliver a little bit too

took it right out of my mouth

hold my pee in until it hurts and spray her down like a 1960's birmingham alabama civil rights protester

convince her that there's a new super contagious and uncured variety of athlete's foot that can only be prevented if i and only i pee on her feet right then and there

You think we hate her because she's a woman?

Fucking jej

this he's actually a closet mysoginist for immediately jumping to the conclusion that we hate her and want to piss on her because she's a woman

>he

>she

masturbate

wtf is wrong with you

crying women make me feel funny.

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jesus user you could at least pretend to be ashamed

will monster energy drinks make my pee green like this

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Stick it in her pooper harder.

You can tell when a woman posts on Yea Forums, it's usually some dumb shit about feelings like

fill the beverages in her fridge with small measured amounts of my urine over several years time and never tell her

piss enema nice one

Wait an episode or two as it usually gets resolved to appease her.

please stay on topic

It's not like that! I swear this isn't borne out of misogyny. It's not my fault often times pretty women are so sexy when they cry!!!

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that's not fair jessica alba looks good doing everything

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>he says, as he posts the woman who was infamous for not being able to cry pretty

That's the point though!! I find women actually crying to be sexy! Not so much the fakey tv crying!!!

chinese water torture but with piss