>I may be a dolphin, but I'm also a LAWYER!
>...You're a lawphin?
I love South Park's occasional 100% sincere lame jokes
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oof this episode did NOT age well
I think its as relevant as ever.
Neither do trannies
how? now you can make the connection to the Transgender movement, who spend extreme amounts of money to have disgusting wounds and then kill themselves.
How so? This shit is becoming even more common now.
Damn, they were ahead of their time.
Why can’t trannies just be traps?
>"The General won't do anything."
>"And how do you know that?"
>"Because... General Tso's chicken."
Imagine paying a doctor to mutilate you because you're an emotionally underdeveloped retard
because they are retarded (not mentally ill in any traditional sense), and they have a dangerous echo chamber of a community that tells each other that chopping their dick off is going to be great and ANYONE who dissents, no matter who they are, about the group consensus is cast out forever.
if t hey were smart 90% of them wouldn't even bother at all with the "transition" in any way, only like 1% of their entire group can even pass and are smart enough to monetize it.
there's something fucked in their brain chemistry or something
>Oh no, not Finland!
>(Fake crying) Ohhhhh, Finland
>Ahhhh Finraaaaaan
>Someone should tell Norway, they were really close
Most don't chop their dick off, and medication has been shown to be the most effective way to treat their mental disorder.
not even close, that is the lie that they use to sleep at night.
a large, large majority are just getting off to it, its a fetish, they get off on seeing themselves dressed as women and doing things they think women do through the lens of their warped idea of women.
its why they are almost always hyper promiscuous whores, because that's how they think women act, almost none, next to fucking 0% act like wholesome normal women.
its a fetish for almost all of them, Autogynophila they call it.
>They snuck a snook up her snizz!
I feel like the whole episode was written around this line.
>Am I to understand there's been a... Towelie ban?
I feel like people just need to love themselves for who they are instead of trying to change it.
They'd fail at that too.
only a very small percent of the "trans" community are actually dismorphic, the rest are just sexually gratified by the whole thing.
what, did you think the Trans communities population numbers mushrooming into the stratosphere was a natural event?
classic.
user I assume means because this type of opinion is viewed as transphobic. It's like how saying "You have gender dysphoria" is viewed as transphobic.
>"So the milkman said: "you want that mile pasteurized?" And the blonde said: "no, just up to my boobs, I can splash it on my eyes."
came here to post this one
I'd prefer to become a walrus, coo coo cachoo~
>today, on TODAY
Always gets me
>Chief Runs-With-Premise: "Sorry, minors are not allowed on the casino floor."
>Cartman: "I'm not a miner idiot, you see a shovel in my hand?"
Because they don't pass.
Traps pass, and don't shove ideology in your face. That's why everybody [read: Yea Forums] loves them because it gets everyone's rocks off.
*angry dolphin noises*
See I always assumed this too.
I had a freind who was a tomboy and she was thinking she really just wanted to be a guy in high school and college. As her closest female friend I laid the metaphorical verbal smackdown in a debate with her and we had a long and interesting discussion on how it was mostly stemming from her mother being a shit mother.
She's doing fine now, married and raising her kids. I sincerely believe most of these problems with gender are from deep seated issues on how they think they should be acting vs how they think their everyday actions are somehow "fake".
If trannies passed you wouldn't know, would you
>oof
shut up
>this episode did NOT age well
what are you talking about it's perfectly relevant and accurate
Gender Dysphoria is a mental illness that should be treated through transitioning. There will still be people who get angry at them, just like people laugh every time a regular tard doesn't understand how doors work, but this shouldn't be up for discussion.
>oh no gamers we're getting more oppressed than trannies RiSE UP!!
This image is so blatant and retarded in its manipulation of stupid people.
>Saying someone has a mental illness is "oppression"
And it's this fucking mindset right here that proves the mentally ill have a harder time in society than anyone else and that trannies being "offended" for saying they have a mental disorder is actually in itself incredibly offensive.
The image is definitely there for gamers to feel like they're getting "oppressed", by "unfairly" getting their activity declared a mental illness while trannies "unfairly get away" with being trans. It doesn't even mention that the designation only applies to people who are addicted to video games, so anyone who is too stupid to have already known that will think all gaming is being declared a mental disorder. It's meant to set the WHO up as a sham for people too stupid to read past headlines and you know it.
No, it's not about gamers. It's about how ridiculous it is that gender dysphoria is no longer being classified as mental disorder, but being addicting to video games is. It's demonstrating what a sham the psychology world has become because they end up breaking and catering to what is popular with the "woke" crowd instead of accuracy that can help people.
It has absolutely nothing to do with, "T-the poor gamers", but entirely with, "Really? You think that's a mental disorder, but not the one where people feel like they're trapped in the body they were born in and desperately want to cut off their genitals?".
This. Crying each time you shower has to be related to something in your head gone wrong, normal people dont do that. It's like when people with personality disorders say they are just like anyone else, its them trying to cope in the shittiest way.
>A jewish dolphin... a... jewphin
I adore it when super raunchy and adult cartoons have these really simple and innocent jokes and puns. Something about the contrast is really charming. Gif related Drawn Together gag is one of my favorite quick jokes ever.
>traitor is holding two crosses
The screenshot doesn't even mention the word "addiction" and the stupid people it's targeting won't care to look it up. This is for reactionary people who think their political opinions are better than science, not for people who read. You're just one step removed, where you don't even understand the science behind why transpeople aren't considered mentally ill, and reached your conclusion through superficial understanding of it with "common sense" like how it's "common sense" that a leech would suck the poison out of your blood.
Yeah, gender dysphoria is not an illness, it's a condition, because it can exist without causing distress. If it causes distress, then it's considered a disorder. But the classification of a disorder is dependent on the presence of distress - merely being a transgender person, particularly after transition, does not qualify as a disorder.
psychologytoday.com
>Gender dysphoria in adults and children is considered a disorder if the person also experiences significant distress or impairment in major areas of life as a result of the incongruence. Identifying with a gender different from the one that was assigned is no longer considered a mental disorder in itself.
>I'm not just sure... I'm HIV positive.
>Having no legs isn't a disability, because I can still live a full life without them! It's just a CONDITION.
Christ.
There you go again, you don't acknowledge the science, you just rely on blithy banter. You might as well have been defending lobotomies by mocking people who claim it's any different from any other form of surgery, that's how superficial your argument is.
>double cross
holyfuckingshit
I completely missed this joke when I first watched the show. I thought the joke was just Captain Hero's exaggerated feminine scream. Only got it when people kept posting it on Yea Forums.
I acknowledge the science fine, you're the one who thinks if you change the terminology, suddenly it completely changes the affliction.
sure you would. theyre compelled to tell others that theyre trans. even when they pass, they look the gift horse in the mouth and tell everyone.
>I understand the affliction better than every other psychologist in the world because I can compare it to having no legs!!!
Show me your medical degree, then.
That's like arguing schizophrenia isn't a disorder because it's not the schizophrenia that causes distress, but rather the delusions, hallucinations, and mania that result from the schizophrenia and because you can live with it as long as you're on medication.
GD is a disorder and the only reason it's stopped being treated as one is for bullshit political correctness.
>Made up a stupid comparison about me defending lobotomies
>Completely missed the point of the image and thought it was victimizing the poor gamers
>HURRRR SHOW ME UR MEDICAL DEGREE
Maybe you should show me your fucking high school diploma first before we continue this conversation considering how hard reading seems to be for you.
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>The screenshot doesn't even mention the word "addiction"
It has a video game controller on top of a brain. I think the average Michael Bay fan is able to make the connection of that imagery as being "addiction" pretty easily. Like, what do you think the average person would think when they see that picture + read gaming disorder?
>traps don't shove ideologyu in your face
LEL
I made a comparison that illustrated how retarded and superficial your comparison was. You already decided, before knowing any facts, that transgender is a mental illness, so your arguments are based on comparing it to other illnesses. You are working backwards from a conclusion and you always have. So show me your medical degree and show me your work that shows it's a mental illness even when it causes no distress. You clearly speak with a lot of authority but all you've demonstrated so far is a fifth grader's logic on par with "Homosexuality is bad because, like, have you tried using a plug on another plug? You have to use it on a plug hole!"
What lovely thread discussing comics and or cartoons.
A 40% attempted suicide rate and a overwhelming desire to mutilate their genitals sounds like they're pretty distressed.
Schizophrenia is not a mental condition or a mental illness, it's a brain disorder. It's a completely different classification based on abnormalities within the brain. It will be considered active when it is symptomatic and causes distress, and it will be considered inactive when it does not.
psychiatry.org
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>Actually unironically parroting the 40% meme
>Actually unironically thinking memes make you a medical expert
Holy SHIT lmao
Show me the study demonstrating this number. And not a screenshot of the study, the actual study.
Seeth
>Cramming all these words in my mouth about homosexuality and my stance on lobotomies
>Too stupid to realize I repeatedly said "mental disorder" when referring to transgenders and not "mental illness"
>Despite being too stupid to realize my terminology, you then harp on your own differences in terminology by saying, "It's a CONDIIITTION" when it's fucking not
>YOU DON'T KNOW THE FACTS, WHERE'S YOUR DEGREE REEEEEEE
It literally is a mental disorder. By it's very core definition, someone whose mental state FEELS separated from their physical body is the most basic example of a mental disorder you can think of. The only reason you believe otherwise is because you've fallen for the modern day academic trappings which have altered their agendas to pander to the PC crowd. You can search up on your own time the "Grievance Studies Affair" just to see evidence of it.
I could pull up statistics about how the suicide rate does not decrease even after surgery. I'm sure you'll pull some bullshit about, "W-well. Society doesn't accept them, that's why!", even though the idea that trannies have the highest suicide rate of any group, even fucking prisoners of war, and that such a high suicide rate is only seen in other people with mental disorders.
Let me see your fucking degree if that's the retarded comeback you're going to use considering you think you're a master at this subject.
Show me the study that demonstrates how trannies can live a completely normal life despite their illness like you claim.
I'm waiting.
You can't pull any statistics or any such thing and you continue not to do so. You are talking entirely out of your ass while I have been providing links demonstrating where my knowledge comes from. You are a memester, not a scientist.
So what you're saying is that after you made the specific claim of a 40% suicide rate, you can't show me the study that legitimizes your claim that you willingly made all on your own.
Interesting. It's almost as if you're a gullible, propagandized retard.
Why can’t they just kill themselves? Everyone would be happier
Funny that's what your parents thought about you.
And even the dysmorphic ones are sexually gratified by it. So effectively, yes it is just a fetish for absolutely every last one of them
No, it should be treated with public flogging until they stop
Using biased websites that cater to the PC agenda doesn't "prove you right", you know. You might as well have linked me to the goddamn WHO website itself as your "evidence".
My fetish is you putting your soft cock in my mouth and me biting the tip off buddy
And I’m damn proud of it too
Oh look a fucking screenshot of some evidence
>I have no argument, I have no evidence, I have no proof
>Oh, I know, I'll just project the fact that I arrived at my conclusions through political means on everyone else!
>YOUR WEBSITES ARE BIASED BECAUSE THEY DISAGREE WITH ME
And again, you show me a screenshot prone to edits instead of an actual study that can be evaluated, even though I specifically asked for the studies. You truly are a brainwashed shill.
Oh, I get it, this is bait.
You got me, user. Congrats.
Everyone knows the only reliable source of news is screenshots of random graphs that use medical words that I don't even know the definitions of, come ON
Show me the studies, user.
Get the link to the studies these pictures coem from, so that I can see their method, their sample sizes, and how they arrive at their conclusions.
This is not bait. This is how science works. Measure up or be dismissed as the shill that you are.
>Oh look a fucking screenshot of some evidence
journals.plos.org
The name of the study is right in the image. Took me one minute to Google it. Feel free to read through.
>Implying user made up all those graphs and screenshots in two minutes
Damn, that user must be a fucking Photoshop wizard and master typist.
Hey other user check this out i'm too lazy but it's probably bullshit
Do you not realize that media can be shared through the internet? Fat fuck user probably saved that for the one single chance he would get to use it and Own the Libs
S E E T H I N G
Have sex.
Go outside
Oh how cute, it's THIS study.
The one that gets people from as far back as fifty years ago where the cultural and medical environment was completely different.
The one where it says, right in the study, for people who know how to read:
>Other facets to consider are first that this study reflects the outcome of psychiatric and somatic treatment for transsexualism provided in Sweden during the 1970s and 1980s. Since then, treatment has evolved with improved sex reassignment surgery, refined hormonal treatment,[11], [41] and more attention to psychosocial care that might have improved the outcome. Second, transsexualism is a rare condition and Sweden is a small country (9.2 million inhabitants in 2008). Hence, despite being based on a comparatively large national cohort and long-term follow-up, the statistical power was limited. Third, regarding psychiatric morbidity after sex reassignment, we assessed inpatient psychiatric care. Since most psychiatric care is provided in outpatient settings (for which no reliable data were available), underestimation of the absolute prevalences was inevitable. However, there is no reason to believe that this would change the relative risks for psychiatric morbidity unless sex-reassigned transsexual individuals were more likely than matched controls to be admitted to hospital for any given psychiatric condition.
You can read comments by the scientist who performed that study here:
reddit.com
Where she talks about how it's been misrepresented by illiterate political morons like you.
I can't believe you fell back on this one study like everyone else. You truly are a predictable shill.
You should jerk off before you browse 4channel like this so you don't get so triggered over a thread about a lawphin.
I feel like Heidi was dealt a shit hand desu
You should ignore conversations where your political comrades get completely beat down so you don't write useless posts like this.
Get lost, nerd
>Posting Reddit for his argument
>Thinks he won
You lost harder than you can ever imagine.
Have sex and go outside.
Not that user but was that an offer for sex? Because I totally am down for some sex.
Okay but no eye contact.
Can we hold hands during the act?
Have some consentual sex for a change, pal
He is about to, we are going to fuck but he said we can't look each other in the eyes.
dilate
yeah.
because trangenders didn't exist back then.
Crazy to think about.
honestly accurate
I opened this thread for nostalgia en maybe a laugh but didn't expect such a conversation.
Why can't Yea Forums just have a nice thread.. :/
Actually it was ahead of its time.
>the treatment is something that results in a 40% suicide rate
lmao nice cure retard
Because you chose a place on accident that is very relevant. It shows that you only end up looking like what you want instead of actually embodying it. South park didnt pull their punches either.
YOUR WATCHING E! ENTERTAINMENT NEWS!!! LOOK HOW FAR YOU'VE SUNK
I mean if you're gonna fuck someone I think them telling you they do or don't have a penis is probably just common curtsy.
You know, i just realized something.
What if these articles turned out fake, would people still believe them? Now what if google knew this and gave you what you wanted to believe even if it was fake. What if this is a continuing trend that went beyond fake news on politics...
The mods can't do their job so political shitpost has been allowed to run completely unchecked for years now.
I guarantee you this board would get significantly better in only a few weeks if any post mentioning politics was snuffed out right away instead of several threads reaching autosage on a daily basis.
>What if these articles turned out fake, would people still believe them?
A small group of people did that, writing fake academic papers based on PC nonsense and websites proudly published them and they even got an award for it. One of the papers was excerpts from Mein Kampf but had words swapped out to include "feminism" and it was hailed as a powerful piece.
Not enough attention.
Seriously they kill themselves after the operations mostly cause people just stop giving two shits about them.
They're literal attention whores.
>Make a thread about Gravity Falls
>Deleted in minutes
>Make a Twitter screencap thread about people freaking out because a cartoon toad was blushing at a teenage girl
>Hits the bump limit
Source?
Woah show me where?
en.wikipedia.org
They also do one of Joe Rogan's podcasts where he stays quiet most of the time while they basically explain everything they did if you don't feel like reading the whole wiki page:
youtube.com
>Yeah, gender dysphoria is not an illness, it's a condition, because it can exist without causing distress
absolute bullshit. How could feeling like you're in the wrong body NOT cause distress?
t. has dysphoria
kek, sjw btfo
thanks
...because they are brainwashed into paying for expensive procedures by propaganda from big pharma and the cosmetic surgery industries.
They're mostly leftists who are actually promoting a vast right wing conspiracy.
What about all the gamer trannys i watch on Twitch and Chaturbate? Where do they fall in all of this?
NO WAY
>He wanted to talk about cartoons
>On Yea Forums - screen caps and outrage farming
Of course your off topic thread was deleted user, what do you think this is, some sort of comics and cartoons board?
We are all puppets!
This episode was ahead of its time. They were right and are still right, it’s a shame they’ve backed down and gone with the standard lib opinion of “trans are ok I guess”.
I tolerate gays but I cannot get behind trans shit, ESPECIALLY when it involves children. Yeah let’s inject kids as young as 9 with bone-melting drugs to stop natural puberty, this will be surely be completely safe. This shit is the contemporary equivalent of a lobotomy honestly.
They will never truly be the other sex. And it doesn’t matter how much hormones and surgery they get, they kill themselves anyway because deep down they know it’s all a sham. It’s so harmful both physically and mentally and I am tired of this shit being paraded around as normal.
It's amazing how wildly progressive they were early on compared to now. Before, they'd say shit like, "Treat people like people, stop making a big deal over someone's affliction, that's not what they want". Now they... Just seem to make random jokes and references with no clear message or goal? Like, randomly commenting on PC culture but it doesn't mean anything, or the whole "memberberries" arc which was supposed to be about saturation of nostalgia that went nowhere. Or Randy starting a weed farm that just felt like fucking filler.
The last good message episode they had was the one where Butters was hired to create safe spaces for everyone's social media and Reality kept trying to crash the party.
To get back in topic I think South Park has just run out of gas. It has been 20 years after all, Matt and Trey are out of touch boomers now. I’d be ok with it ending, it’s had a pretty good run.
Amen to that brother
They are
I loved that "whoever denied it, supplied it" / "whoever made the rhyme did the crime" running joke in the cash for gold episode.
>They were right and are still right
They weren't and further studies show they still aren't. trans people Does have brain of the opposite gender of their genitals
> ESPECIALLY when it involves children
You know nothing about how transitioning is done, nor the how the medical community handle it.
you speak out of your ass, solely relying on feeling, without knowing anything about the actual science.
>They will never truly be the other sex.
In a few decade, it will be possible. Womb transplant already are a thing. Organs grown in lab, CRISP. It's coming sooner than you think.
>but didn't expect such a conversation.
So, you are new here?
>...because they are brainwashed into paying for expensive procedures by propaganda from big pharma and the cosmetic surgery industries.
Stop assuming everything people do you disagree do is not due to their own decision.
I guess it's easier for you to remain uniformed.
>no argument
>i know i'll post a reaction image
typical conservacuck, you don't have any brains. you just react on feelings and you only know how to argue with appeals to emotion, whether that's fear, anger, or just pissing your opponent off by being a little chickenshit of a retard.
you don't belong here.
>uniformed
Get lost, mobile faggot.
>mobile faggot.
Well, wrong on both account. Wow. Of course, it's not surprising to have this level of accuracy when all you rely on is your gut feeling.
You still here?
he is right, though.
We are all.
It's not a bait. He is 100% right. positing a reaction image that completely fail to address the point does not constitute an argument, whether you like it r not.
sure
they were gonna kill themselves either way
Wrong. The treatment actually diminish suicide rate.
>Persons with transsexualism, after sex reassignment, have considerably higher risks for mortality, suicidal behaviour, and psychiatric morbidity than the general population. Source: journals.plos.org
OH NONONONONONO
It aged like fine wine.
user you actually replied to here
>You know nothing about how transitioning is done, nor the how the medical community handle it.
I have dysphoria and was seriously considering transitioning for a long time so I did as much research into it as I could. I know about the risks of puberty blockers, that they cause permanent infertility (this fact is brushed under the rug), that HRT has to be taken for the rest of the person’s life, that it also causes infertility and increases the risk of blood clots and cancer.
The poster child for this, Jazz Jennings couldn’t get normal bottom surgery because xir penis never grew due to blockers, so it even hurts those it’s supposed to help.
So many people these days see transitioning as a cure-all to their self image problems, they are going to either de-transition or kill themselves in the next decade.
>In a few decade, it will be possible. Womb transplant already are a thing. Organs grown in lab, CRISP. It's coming sooner than you think.
God I hope this happens, I hope that once we finally develop a cure for dysphoria this trans rights discourse will stop. It’s not that easy though. we’d have to be able to completely rewrite dna on the cellular level, essentially creating a whole new organism so it may never happen.
This thread isn't even about what OP asked anymore but I loved the "I have aides" joke and when Wendy asked Butters if he's just an asshole and he replied "no I have arms and legs too"
> mental illness that should be treated through transitioning
No it should not. It should be treated by getting people the help they need by being ok with the gender they are. Shit electrical shock therapy would be more helpful than cutting off your dick and getting put on hormones.
But they're boomers, they're generation X which is the last mentally sane generation.
*they're not boomers
>Gender Dysphoria is a mental illness that should be treated through transitioning
My stance is that it's a bad treatment. It's not a good treatment.
I don't doubt isn't it's effectiveness, my criticism of it is aimed towards it being a crude, invasive, procedure that's limited by our contemporary ignorance and at the worst of times something meant to combat the symptoms of dysphoria and not the cause of it.
>Unless you think altering someone's identity to match their body is a better solution.
I know this isn't 100% what you're saying, but this is a problematic opinion to have because you shouldn't conflate someone's identity with their mental illness and I'll even go on further to say that this is something people have begun to do in alarming rates. At times it feels as though people think mental illness can't be cured, so we're just going to 'settle'. Yes, I said mental illness. Gender Dysphoria is a mental illness: I'm not saying this to disparage, shame, or dehumanize the Transgender, I'm saying this to steer the direction of their treatment towards a more humane, progressive, and constructive solution.
Mental illness isn't a person's identity: it's an illness that plagues and debilitates someone's identity.
Someone suffering from Schizophrenia, ADHD, Dementia, Alzheimers, Autism, or Asburgers would not have their 'personae' or 'identity' magically removed if they were cured from their mental illness- their identity would be richer and their quality of life would be better.
I understand this is a hard pill to swallow- mental illness is terrifying, confusing, and it can be quite existential to think about where someone's flaws end and their 'true' personality begins, but we shouldn't be cowing down to the evil voice in these people's heads that tells them to cut off parts of their bodies. That isn't them. That isn't anymore them then the voices that tell someone to kill themselves, to harm others, or to smear shit everywhere
Anorexia is body dysphoria but you don't treat it by letting people starve themselves further
Funny joke
>was seriously considering transitioning
Yea Forums is probably full of trannies now lol
if they're actually fat and they have anorexia you don't treat it by forcing them to stay fat either, you help them manage their weight in a healthy way
Not surprising - basic urological procedures like hypospadias correction or treatment of urethral stricture are plagued with difficulties and complications and those are relatively minor surgical procedures compared to something as ridiculous and involved as trying to transform a penis into crude facsimile of a vagina. Based on what I've seen from the handful of medical papers that actually follow up on this stuff - even the best case scenario for SRS is barely above straight up mutilation.
Recommending transition as a treatment to a mental disorder should, itself, be classified as a mental disorder.