Mighty thor in Love and thunder

Fucker since DAY ONE MCU Thor has fucking sucked. Avengers EMH had a great Thor

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the literal mind set of Thor is he will live long enough to see shit come back around if its meant to be

>mfw

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how do i upvote this

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How many passes around exactly?

Just a normal abrasive american woman. Nothing to see here good citizens.

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Nothing hot about an ugly black woman and an old white midget kissing.

Cuckshit and Lesbians... weird how it goes hand in hand with them?

welcome to the MCU

Jane is going to gather up the pieces of Mjolnir and recreate the hammer (either on accident or on purpose) and become a Thor. Thor Classic finds out and wants his beloved Hammer back, but realizes that Mjolnir doesn't respond to him like it used to.

The running joke will be that its set up exactly like a love triangle, except that one of the people involved in the triangle is an unspeaking, magic hammer.

I like it.

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That's a cute idea.

Sounds exactly what that guy would do

Since when has that been an MCU thing?

But wasn't Mjolnir not needed for Thor in the first place at this point?

There is something against it : China

I know /pol/ likes calling on Chinese money to save them from the gay but its not nearly a good wall as you all think. For one the government has allowed films with gays in, sometimes with just mild editing. It usually depends on a lot of factors but the biggest is always the same. How much money are they going to get.

Mcu movie will fund the eradication of hong kong so who cares if chicks kiss.

>The hammer pulled you off?

>>Seeing tessa thompson and natalie portman kiss
hot

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Still can't believe they gave her the dyke-cut.

>lesbian
>after she was coming on to Spidey
Exactly the kind of stupidity I'd expect from a Carolfag

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t.dyke

But Jane isn't a dyke

>hayden christensen
what does he have to do with anything?

>he doesn't realize that Tessa is going to get all up in those Kat dennings's Tiddies
Darcy for the surprise return

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>meanwhile thor gets to go on rad space adventures and fuck his way across the cosmos while playing competitive fortnite with his bros all day

All according to the will of Odin!

You have no room to bitch, you and carol shoved through like entitled poodle in heat.

Natalie Portman is literally the most accomplished actor to ever be in a superhero movie
why did she ever take the role of being a girlfriend to Chris Hemsworth

why even bother with this nonsense?

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Yes yes well done, however Hela remains the rightful queen.

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But what if the queen was Lady Sif?

as a lead i mean

SHE'S SO HOT

>Our mjolnir won’t return to Thor because it can feel other hammers on him
>”Mjolnir, please! Those other hammers meant nothing to me!”

>Ben Affleck
>Joaquin Phoenix
>Jennifer Lawrence

>breaks Stormbreaker over his knee to prove it
>somewhere out in the galaxy Groot sheds a single tear