>Sue, I want the divorce.
Sue, I want the divorce
Connor Jackson
Angel Parker
>Finally.
Zachary Parker
Colton Watson
That's what he was planning on saying, but he was too stunned when he walked in on her being DP'd by Namor and T'Challa like the filthy whore she is.
Jonathan Harris
Glad you agree. Pack your stuff and leave until Friday.
Brandon Taylor
Bullshit. Reed destroyed that vag and made sure only he could bring that thing to orgasm.
Jacob Brown
Reed Richards really does deserve a robotic hologram gf id make a lot more sense than this autisic dork with a insaseable attention hording wife.
Charles Cox
Sue, I am sorry but there is no other way to put it. You smell like fish. Not like other women smell, but a particular fish aroma that never goes away no matter how much you bath. This stench never goes away and basically renders your invisibility useless, as anyone with a nose can spot your location. I have been tolerating it silently for long enough because of the kids, but I decided I don't want this in my life anymore. We should take a break.
Daniel Bennett
Go back to Yancy street, Ben.
Noah Stewart
Whats the appeal of Reed as a character?
Mason Miller
Based
Eli Turner
50's fantasy.
Thomas Johnson
>Ok great by the way Richards me and Peter fucked in your lab
Alexander Foster
>not even a genius scientist can get rid of that fish smell
is it that bad?
Matthew Anderson
Did you switch bodies with Doom again?
James Lopez
*takes your kids and the money from your patents*
*kicks you out of the Baxter Building and appoints T'Challa as the new Leader of the FF*
Elijah Sanchez
>Smart guy
>Heroic foil to the Villain (they both have the same faults, but Reed is more accepting)
>His direct way of expressing himself is pretty brutal, to the point that even Ben can sometimes get his feelings hurt
>Genuinely Heroic, although he fucks up and sometimes makes things worse because he’s also inconsiderate
>leader-type, he takes charge and is generally a large reason why FF get to live another day
Justin Howard
>supposed to be the ideal happy married couple amidst the bizarre and weird science adventures, the stablest column of the fours connections
>constantly fucked over by modern hackery pushing marital problems for drama at expense of character
Kill me pete, why does Marvel hate marriage.
Owen Walker
>bitch you signed a prenup
>now take all the shit you bought with your own god damn money and get out of here
>oh wait
Aiden Evans
Reed should just make a robot lover already.
Jeremiah Hernandez
Oh, yes. You bet it is.
Jacob Turner
>literally multiple realities were Susan gets with Peter and have a healthy relationship
When is marvel gonna man up and pair them up officially?
Kayden Barnes
God spiderfags are pathetic
Ayden White
I mean the multiverse means that everybody has gotten with everyone infinite amount of times in infinite ways, yes even Doom and RICHAAAAARDS. The bizarre thing is the Sue/Spiderman thing has been seen on multiple occasions, then again could just be because bitches love Spiderman.
Tyler Lopez
Go ahead.....Sue me
Lucas Walker
old school sci-fi tropes
Cooper Hall
cope
Grayson Lopez
He could trap the smell in the Negative Zone. But this has the side effect of also trapping Sue when he throws her in to get rid of the smell.
Jeremiah Parker
>when the venture bros parody is no longer a parody
Samuel Wright
>How can one man be such a fucking chad
David Gutierrez
People blame Sue for everything but Reed is as much of an blame as Sue is.
Joseph Peterson
The absolute state of Reed.
Ryan Davis
The hacks they have in the writers room are the only real culprits user.
Leo Morgan
pete-johnny times are great
Eli Adams
SOMEBODY STOP THIS MAN
Easton Ward
> I invented a divorce gun!
Kayden Allen
>glub glub where the white women at?
What did he mean by this
Brody Perry
Nolan Cook
reminder, women love men who make them laugh
Ethan Young
You guys think she ever turned turned invisie and groped his ass?
Hunter Richardson
Evan Williams
At least a couple of times at parties, i'd bet.
Landon Smith
Is he gonna shoot himself with alimony bullets?
Eli James
>Sue gets shipped with literally everyone.
Poor Reed needs more ships
Oliver Rogers
Who would even want be with his autistic ass?
Cooper Moore
two words: stretching benis
Caleb Sanders
>Mr. Incredible & The Maker
>Reed & Reed
Reed Richards Richards
Gavin Flores
>Tags: All The Way Through, Penis Expansion, Anal, Asphyxiation, Cum Inflation, Cum Through, Cum Explosion, Bondage
Gavin Bell
But can he turn into a bicycle?
Evan Smith
Is Reed the most cucked man in the Marvel Universe?
Blake Nguyen
Everyone in the Illuminati except maybe Xavier was cucked in some way
Leo Hughes
Gwen fucked Osborn and got pregnant, that's real, it happened in 616.
The others are just memes from other universes that don't matter.
Ryder Sanchez
Kys beta self inserter
Adrian Campbell
I would say Black Bolt is the most cucked dude in earth 616
>Medusa fucked Johnny Storm, Gorgon and Maximus the mad.
But really everyone in the Illuminati are either cucked or they really like Red Heads.
Isaac Williams
Why the fuck is there so much cucking?
Owen Perry
A) Super easy drama
B) New writers were shipping the characters when they read it, so they make it “canon”
C) Sick fetishists
Evan Jackson
>Why the fuck is there so much cucking?
It's Marvel's favorite pass time.
Jeremiah Sanchez
Someone as equally autistic and is into dilfs
Elijah Cooper
>Reed was one incel rage to became evil
David Cook
it was straightbait she was invisible they thought they were fucking each other
Robert Morris
>Hasn't cucked himself and has to raise the child he never told himself about
Get on Moon Knight's level.
Thomas Ross
those don't work anymore. hell you don't even have to be married anymore.
Wyatt Ross
Kek
Hyper intelligent humanitarian, who also isn't a cuck and as thus able to put his foot down and keep his wife in place, and his teammates in check as their leader.
Kayden Parker
user it was simpler time, a better time...
Easton Williams
Why does she want to cheat on Richards again?
Jose Wilson
Alyssa Moy
Blake Sullivan
>even Ben can sometimes get his feelings hurt
The fucker gets depression and walks in the rain with a coat looking down on himself every other storyline, that's hardly impressive.
Colton Jenkins
>let me project some bitching nonsense on this for no reason
Read Lee and Kirby's FF, fag, the "ideal family" bickers all the time and Sue is a promiscuous hoe, like every female Lee wrote.
Kindly fuck off with the revisionism.
Adrian Gray
>healthy relationship
Never then. Marvel relationships are soap opera, not healthy.
Landon Parker
Ok supportive friendship that involves dating and lots of sex
Logan Edwards
Why don't you read something other than cape comics then? Because they aren't fueled by things being comfy, stable and happy for the hero, quite the contrary, so they're a terrible place for you to try to live that vicariously.
Jackson Sanders
Someone want daddy issues, Let's be honest, Reed maybe be a bit autistic but he still has intelligence, a good look and a long dong.
Alexander Johnson
I've always thought this would make a good Marvel Event... the Fantastic Divorce. It would really fuck with the Marvel community. Sue being single again gets everyone fighting over her. Spider-Man doesn't know if he's staying at mom or dad's this weekend. Johnny is an awkward position. The Thing just doesn't come around anymore.
Make it a comic about how divorce and broken families are terrible.
Connor James
>Implying Spiderman wouldn't end up accidentally banging sue while WW7 is going on outside their window
Dominic Myers
Sounds kino actually
Adam Ward
Doom
Caleb Miller
I hope 616 Reed becomes evil and team up with his bro.
Nolan Phillips
I'm surprised he has never attempted to build himself a /robowaifu/. Luthor did and he's less autistic than Reed.
Colton Garcia
Lex killed her just to make Superman look bad. He is very autistic.
Anthony Thompson
What's the appeal of fantastic four? They suck
Nathan Torres
Sci Fi soap opera and adventures Indiana Jones style. Explorer of the unknown with the power of science and hope. Nothing our post-modern world can understand or value, now that it's filled with edgy faggots and wubba lubba dub dub amorality.
It was a simpler time, a better time. Where people believed in the power of man to fix everything and understand the universe.
I think I can see why Reed doesn't want a waifubot. Love and sex would distract him from SCIENCE!
Zachary Ramirez
Hmmm. Maybe.
And without them, Marvel probably wouldn't exist past 1964, tops.
Luis Rodriguez
I also don't understand what made Sue love a man like Reed Richards. Or what made Reed take his eyes off his research to decide to marry Sue.
Logan Collins
Doubt even as zoomer i find the classic stuff to be pure kino, especially when byrne started writing the stories (even though the art wasn't as good)
Jeremiah Rodriguez
His ex gf whose name i forget.
Parker Turner
I am.in. but make it about modern families. And force them to.keep.working together. Make sue extremely jealous of alyssa moy.
Bentley Jackson
Ha, whatever cuck. Have dinner ready for me, i may be back tonight if Cyclops is not the cuddling after type.
Eli Adams
Lol with his flacid cock? The dude is probably like wet noodle. He may be able stretch it, but you still need blood coursing through it to make it any good. I bet it bends like spagetti at her entrance.
Zachary Long
>implying he doesn't stretch his blood cells
Jacob Harris
Why. All. The. Periods.?
Connor Gomez
is reed actually clinically autistic or do we just meme about it?
Levi Scott
Menstrual cycle. Nature's calling to make more franks and valerias.
Jackson Bell
This is literally a self portrait of kirby.
Cooper Hernandez
>Sue, I want make-up sex.
Joshua Bailey
Andrew Hall
>Doom acting as a marriage counselor to help Sue and Reed get back together since the FF broke up following the divorce
>He feels lost without his archenemies
Bentley Rogers
Gabriel Rogers
What's the best Spiderman x Susan Storm fanfic?
Gabriel Powell
>Sue, what do you mean by "I can't reach an orgasm"?
>No no- shut up, let me just...Sue, show me your vagina right now. I need to scan it.
>Sue, I'm in perfect breeding condition and have studied and theorized the optimal sexual positions for great coitus.
>I even gave a lecture at various universities and wrote a book called "Fantastic Foursome" so I am well-versed in the topic, now show me your vagina.
>Sue, you show me your vagina right the fuck now.
>My scans can pick up anything.
Lincoln Robinson
he can form and stretch it any size he wants.
sue might be a slut that visits namor or spider-man every weekend, but she Always comes back because she can't live without the stretching dick
Ayden Phillips
>fantastic foursome
Alexander Wright
What's Reed's and Susan's age Gap again?
Anthony Clark
his faces looks like a pepe and the long hairy arm is unsettling lol
Parker Gutierrez
reed is at least 10 - 15 years older then sue
he met her when she was still a teenager
reed is near or in his 40s
sue is late 20s
Tyler Garcia
Based
James King
So richards and sue aren’t married anymore
Levi Gomez
Tyler Wilson
Top Kek
Connor Peterson
Hahaha she cheats all the time.
Carson Kelly
If she was 12 when he started college, that's just a 6 year gap
Isaiah Johnson
If you ever get into drawing you'll notice you tend to draw your own features when you're not trying consciously to design a character
Leo Price
reed has had his 40th birthday
while sue is stated to still be in her 20s
Aiden Rodriguez
If you were a Cheeto brick man with no dick you'd be pretty dad too.
Kayden Sullivan
Why doesn't Blackbolt fucking off Maximus? Why is he doing NOTHING? I know he has like six wives but still.
John Rodriguez
Spiderfags are like BeastBoyfags.
Cooper Bennett
He the reason he isn't doing anything about Maximus at that moment in time is because he was preparing for Battle with the U.S and two he is more of treading Medusa as the one at fault here (and I can't blame him for that because she in a later comic dates Johnny Storm and sleeps with Gorgon) since least time Maximus hit on her she called him gross and disgusting. So I guess he had too much faith in her.
>I know he has like six wives but still.
He doesn't care much for his other wives (then again they only really married him because of political reasons), Medusa is still top bitch and the only one who speaks for the king.
Bentley Thomas
Rich, talented, smart, and handsome. Who wouldn't want to be reed?
Robert Kelly
t. richards