Would you make a good step father for Hilda?

Would you make a good step father for Hilda?

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Oh ho ho ho, Is this a new Hilda thread, I see?

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>Inb4 roleplayers and pedos invade the thread.

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Probably not. I might fuck Hilda and Johanna, go two for two.

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IMAGINE

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Yes.

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You're post is encouraging it

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> "Hilda dear, are you sure this is gonna get me a boyfriend?"

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>Inb4
No, not really.

>tfw the porn art is 100% accurate to the art style of the show

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cute feet

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Why is she so smug? Are her friends there and she's showing off her mom?

OH MY GOD THEY'RE THROWING ROCKS AT THE BIRDS!!!!!

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based

I'd rather take the librarian (if she doesn't take me first).

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Hilda is no more

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Stop them!

Remember in episode 8 when Hilda was hypnotized to crave cum?

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Wonderful times

Have a (you) because the concept of people actually wearing socks inside those weird slipper shoes makes me happy

>when your new stepdad is the same age as you

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I like to hike and explore and I guide backpacking trips for a living so yes, I'm sure Hilda would love to go do /out/ stuff with the whole family. I hope that answers your question OP. Have a good day.

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Holy shit, Hilda! What happened to you? You look so ugly now!

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God it feels like the fanart of these two is catered specifically to me. It's fucking perfect.

he's already taken

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Deerfox Hilda wants Twig'd dick only.

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Will Hilda take after her mom when she grows up?

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Frida best girl

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As long as David grows up like his dad

You know Hilda and Johanna make a cute couple.Don't you think guys.

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She kinda feels superfluous to Frida and David.

Johanna's incest is getting out of control

How can you people even watch this show?! Honestly it's disturbing. Seeing Hilda vore down entire elf villages and putting elves between her barefoot toes makes me sick to my stomach.

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hey kid, ¿you like /ss/?

Single mons are for nonstop fucking and standing up at the altar.

I don't get the tone of the show.
Is that fantasy stuff suppose to be real?
Do they just live in a modern fantasy town or does Hilda just have an overactive imagination?

Would you do it in front of Hilda though?

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The stuff is obviously real, they live in a fantasy world but the one that isn't stuck in middle ages for no reason.

Sure

Based

I knew Hilda was a cum starving slut.

forgot the text:
Drawfag taking lewd requests

Draw something cute with Frida and David. They make a cute couple IMO but there's not much content.

Hilda sad on father's day

>single mom
no

show feet

Hilda sweating over her johanna doing yoga infront of her

I don’t think that’s an episode. You may have been watching a different show.

Hilda's panties showing through her leggings

Hilda holding hands with Frida

someone post it

What about Frida sweating doing Yoga over Hilda bed, while she under the covers nervous.

Or Hilda and Frida sweating doing yoga over David's bed and he has a nervous look, which is actually a dream made up by Mara

Johanna and/or the librarian doing something naughty with David.

A man with good taste, but I've drawn that already
Wholesome I need to draw more wholesome things
Mmmm with sweat patches in the yoga pants
>Lewd yuri
FUCKING YES MY NIGGA

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>wanting to lewd Hilda

Don't do this

don't forget about armpit view

>Please lewd Hilda
Whatever you say

How young is too young for armpit hair?

no such thing as too young

>TFW there is an episode where Hilda grows armpit hair and c cups.

You want to get a beer after work? I feel like you need to go outside.

nah im good, I don't drink with coworkers cause that shit is awkward as hell.

Johanna coming on to David

Would you drink with Hilda?

She can’t fucking drink she is underage

Oh, of course not alcohol, that would be irresponsible.

She drinks cum.

So are you asking if he would drink cum with Hilda. That sounds unsanitary.

After Hilda was hypnotized to crave cum that one episode, that's all she wants to drink.

HiiiiiiiiiilldaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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What are those quintuples trying to tell us?

That it's confirmed canon.

SOULESS

that's yours, then why even bother?

dont worry roastie

Yea Forumsmblr has no sense of humor

we'll keep our oyakodon jokes there

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>what did he mean by this?

are you one of those anons that get butthurt when people call you a pedophile, no a pederast, when it's a perfectly good term to describe you?

Back in my day, pedos had standards.

Swol-da.

kek

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I'm 22 years old and I can't even take care of myself what do you fucking thing?

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>Struts around like she's hot shit
>Pushes around David because he's too pussy to stand up for himself
>Has to be the best at everything and always be right
>Patronizes Hilda and sees her more as someone to pitied than admired
>Thought rooms fucking cleaned themselves
>Attacked David when he pointed out how retarded that was
>Hilda raises the dead and wrestles a ghost to get her book and ghost maid back, but when she fails Frida tells her she wishes they never met and tells David, her friend for years, to fuck off too
>Doesn't speak to either of them for weeks, neglecting her scout duties in the process
>Ends up hanging out with the fear eating nightmare spirits that were haunting her friends, with no explanation given
Face it, she's not that great a friend

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Friends don't have to be great. At 29 pretty all my friends are gone. We were loyal as fuck, we still are even if we don't see each other. The point is always take care of yourself before friends.

That's what Alfur was trying to tell Hilda

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This thread is creepy

Best get out now, unless you're waiting for the drawfag

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YEs

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footfaggotry

Hilda footfaggotry

Why mom has no pussy and armpit hair?

Twig!

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Hilda has deerfox IQ so it's very low and all she can think about is breeding with Twig.

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Hilda Is a skinwalker and I'm her boyfriend now

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is there an uncen version?

Well, I may as well not even answer now.

Any smut of Hilda's mom x little elf guy, with maybe a bit of rape, ending with vore thrown in

Something life taught me: if your friends leave you with time "cuz it's been a long time and I moved on and such", they were never your friends. Perhaps PAL is a better term for those people.

Christ I'm tired of these incel threads

nah

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Hilda as a deerfox exploring her naked body (doing nothing in particular).

I know you're here retard,do you think you're fucking funny
Fucking with my friends?
Seriously you fucking little cunt, I know you raided that thread on Yea Forums and I'm gonna slit your trip wide open yeh

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>A new challenger appears!

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yeah I mean I was actually liking the show pretty good up until that episode. Did they really have to show the low PoV shot of her wiggling her toes to dislodge the elves severed heads from between them? The frozen expressions of horror on their faces were deeply disturbing, and Hildas smile didn't help either. Had to stop watching at the point she started collecting the corpses in her socks while their families watched in horror. Jesus.

Explain this drama, I don't get it.

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Where did this whole Hilda deerfox thing come from?

We need to raid [s4s] to stop that retard who is spamming this threads

Probably.

Koreans,one schizo is spamming this thread with that

That korean genius has opened the Pandora's Box. Bless him_or her.

That's okay they can have loud house, hilda is for milfs.

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Just report him and hope mods aren't retartds (not this time) I miss when some autists mod watched over hilda threads deleting every post even the slighty ones related to pedobullshit. I think they might be taking care of the tribal faggoty.

Koreans made it, some schizo shitposter spammed it during the last Hilda threads.

Nothing wrong with a bit of yoga, bro.

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at least share the name of the artist for a poor phoneposter like me

what the fuck?

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Hilda is one fucked up girl.

>actually thinking anyone wants to marry the single mom

children are fucking expensive, its cheaper to take the kid's fruit snacks and fuck off forever

>kid's fruit snacks
What do you mean by that?

>I think they might be taking care of the tribal faggoty
I came all the way from Yea Forums only to smug at your retarded sentence.

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that doesn't explain the drama you fag

The point is to put a baby in her and then push them into incest so you save on having a wedding in the long run.

What's wrong with being a pedo? :^)

i'm too lazy to post the "mods aren't doing their work" but you get the idea.

Eh, it isn't like i've been doing that much about Hilda lately...
Anyways, hope we get new Hilda stuff soon...

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go back to

WARNING:
The following image contains dangerous amounts cute (and lewd)
Those with heart conditions have been warned

I'll post a colored version here:
baraag.net/web/accounts/196861

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Yes! Thank you so much!

this is too much for this board, man!!! i love it tho.

cute

I actually have no idea, sorry.

here the links

rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2927459#search=Hilda_(series)

rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2924010#search=Hilda_(series)

I don't really care about all the degeneracy happening it's cool but can we talk about how this show is the most boring and bland piece of trash? They have an amazing premise but the show felt like it went fucking nowhere with it and it all went to waste.

I remember this

Degenerate aside. This show is okay. It's like a warm drink on a rainy night.

As a protagonist Hilda is okay. Unfortunately like other anons said this is a fantasy world. So Hilda never actually deals with anything supernatural. It's like a Nancy drew book.

David is probably the best reason to watch the show, he starts off a pussy but by the end of it is more capable man in his own right.

no, honestly, i hate that magical place here they live,if a fucking tree enter my house univeted at night,i would have killed and turn it into timber,fuck those magical creatures

>filename
basado y rojopilled

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That is some quality arght.

I loved its atmosphere through and through and wouldn't change anything of it, so to each their own I guess.

>rojopilled
>no rojopastillado

horrific gory art of this when?

People have lives to live user. We're all here temporarily.

Okay then, in that case you deserve to be abandoned by everyone. Everyone has lives to live, you know!

>dating single mothers
Yikes.

Go ask the filthy koreans. They are one step ahead of you actually.

Also, we need the doomposter here, to purge this place.

Should I date single fathers instead?

>baraag.net/web/accounts/196861
Oh yes more of this.

>They are one step ahead of you actually.
please god spoonfeed me

SIngle father are usually pretty great, actually.

You forgot the worst part
>brown with nasty hair

user fucking a preggo Johanna. Put a ring on her finger so you know they're married.

>It's bad because there's no DEEPEST LORE
Not every cartoon has to be about saving the world user.

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The funniest part is Hilda does has a deep as fuck lore. Maybe isn't obvious for dumb people, idk...

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Fuck
This is why I never get anything done

You sound like you're in actual high school. People live different lives. There are so many factors that go into why people happen to stop seeing one another and it's nobody's fault. Fuck off with the "never your friends" creepy manipulative absolutist bullshit.

I never said it needs DEEPEST LORE. All the episodes feel like they're literally about nothing. The characters are so mellowed out toward anything that's happening and half the time it just ends with Hilda being all "it's oke guize see I fixed it by being calm." Even when there is conflict it feels more like a disagreement about what to have on pizza instead of anyone feeling like they actually give a shit.

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>ywn get an episode of Twig growing up and becoming restlessas he wants a mate
>ywn see him accidentally bite Hilda once
>ywn see him shamefully try to make up to her by cuddling
>ywn see at this moment the bite slowly start to transform Hilda in a deerfox hybrid
>ywn have Hilda try desperately to hang on her humanity, only for Twig to start cuddling her and licking her cheek
>ywn have her go into heat then
>ywn see Twig mate her, turning her into a deerfox completely

them leave,it would everyone happy

no, i would probably fuck her once, but i wouldnt actually date a single mother

No, but pic related certainly would

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Anyone got a link to Hilda in HD? I didn't get to watch it.

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you are unironically a cuck tho

Source artist?

There's more of this, right?

netflix.com/watch/80117561

Wh-Why the sad Joana?

No dick for her puss puss

she tripped and bonked her nose

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hilda riding a dildo bike in public discreetly

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"No one will believe you, David."

>Lifting an entire child with just 1 leg
How weightless is Hilda?

Nope, but I'd not mind being her moms boytoy

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I thought the filename would be something like Frida el autismo

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You ever so horny you respond to someone in Korean?

>david suddenly using korean
kek

oh come in. Hilda riding a bike is already ooc!

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Joanna shackled to the bed getting pummeled by David and complaining that it's too long.

Joanna and David in the bathtub. Joanna holds a toy duck/boat/octopus/something and David looks sad. Add text. "You want this? Come and get it."

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This, but she looks bored and instead of complaining it's too long, she says "Maybe I should have went for Charlie Brown instead" or "Do me a favor. Go in the kitchen and peel me a cucumber."

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She's a kid and a girl , probably weight around 30~ kg

I M A G I N E

Gran Autismo 4

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>the nerd in glasses has the biggest tits
WHY.

Yo Hol up

What the fuck

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Here's a twigless deerfox hilda

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Thanks BASED mod for deleting all the shitpost of that autismo guy

Probably he's seething right now

I know who would

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oh for some reason i thought she got over it at the end of the episode

>The episodes were about nothing
You didn't pay enough attenion, geez. I would provide futher explanation but now I'm not in my computer.

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I just posted this on /x/

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>check baraag
>pregnancy content
well in that case Johanna pregnant with Hilda in lingerie, maybe getting caught off-guard by sudden lactation

Yo onions tu MAESTRO

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Someone draw in a barefoot edit

No,draw more demn hips Johanna

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Creepy, manipulative bullshit? I'd agree if user said if friends have a life they're not your friends, but they specifically said "if your friends leave you with time "cuz it's been a long time and I moved on and such", they were never your friends. Perhaps PAL is a better term for those people."
They're saying fair-weather friends are someone you clicked with but you never became real friends, that's it. Learn to read before trying to make call out posts.

That marra face is making me angry

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we can have both

>people move on
>whaaaa dey abandoned mmeeee

How would Hilda react if Twig bit her?

>Not every cartoon has to be about saving the world user.
Next book would be about Hilda saving trollberg from a troll raid tho.

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After highschool. I had a friend with a wonky family.life move away to another state. He has a girlfriend two kids and a good union job. We tried visiting but after the second kid it just got too hard to make time. I was actually texting him yesterday about "the boys"


My point is people move away, get married, ect.

Is Hilda turning into a troll (free comic book day) apart of that.

We NEED a him

Hilda x trollhunter crossover confirmed?

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That was a surprisingly good b-movie

According to the Book's hardcover Hilda will be turned into a human again.
>Now, both of them are in a race to be reunited before Ahlberg and his safety patrol get the chance to use their new secret weapon to lay waste to the trolls, and Hilda along with them!

penguinrandomhouse.com/books/575897/hilda-and-the-mountain-king-by-luke-pearson/9781911171171/

Also, according to the sneak peak posted several Hilda threads ago, she will try to stop the mountain king for raiding trollberg.

Hilda is pagan, trollhunter's trolls wouldn't be a problem for her.

Trollhunter is so based

Those retards filming are really the villains for being so stupid

hope nothing bad happened to the trollhunter I didn't know what they did to him

I never thought I’d find a cartoon character hot until I found this board

I liked the part where the electric poles actually form a fence to keep in the trolls.

I thought I was the only one.
(This should be a banner)

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I actually watched it because someone in a hilda thread said that was good

Twig!

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She's got a furry ass

Makes sense but again that user isn't saying people not making time and having lives. Your friend has a busy life and still interacts with you, you're having trouble meeting up which is a different example. Imagine you haven't seen that friend of yours and because you didn't meet up that one time they say 'well it's been a long time and I've moved on' and phase you out, or vice versa. That's what I'm getting from their example.

Hilda taking a selfie of her flat chest

Okay user, I didn't get it at first. But yeah, I see what you mean.

I wasent the only one that tough Hilda and the show had some A Hat on Time vibes rigth?

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Should I give this show a try?

How much do you like wholesomeness and being comfy?

It's cool, miscommunication is an easy thing.

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I've re-watched Phineas and Ferb four times.

Yes it's because they have similar adorable protagonist

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The only difference is that Hilda is a furry and vore fetishist.

Twelve Forever is way better

Fuck off tranny, and dilate.

>being this mad over a queer protagonist
It makes sense that incels would hate 12 Forever and love Hilda

Dilate. 12 Forever is shit.

>Hilda, aren't you proud of your sexy mom?

Shouldn’t it be mum?

I don't like forced lgbtuzumimwjeffwf sorry

Can't we just enjoy our own shows?

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Can’t we agree that 12 Forever is better

Shut the fuck up Hilda, and why aren't your hands on dick?

>amazing animation
>great writing
>well thought out LGBT characters
Twelve Forever is the chemo keeping animation alive

>not liking queer media
What the hell?

Well make a thread about that and leave this alone then
Otherwise you are just flaming this thread

>Terrible animation
>meh writing
>LGBT character so trannies can dilate faster.

>implying Hilda fans aren’t the biggest homophobes on this board

Hilda has no queer characters, no writing or animation

Johanna best mom

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>heteronormativity
>best

Post actual porn of her.

>posting porn of kid’s shows
That’s pathetic

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It doesn't matter what you think, you're invading a Hilda thread with other show

>buzzwords

Indeed

Just go to dcaco, motherfucker.

You are not trying hard enough.

Why are Hilda favs so defensive over their show?

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even if we did, it won't last.
go look it up yourself
rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Hilda_(series)/1

After been raided by a pedo schizo for a whole week? Gee, idk

futa hilda fucking female johanna

He actually still here
How we can get off him?

Report and ignore him, then post Hilda

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Because god is good

>Report and ignore him
Man, he's an schizo, nobody replied to him but he was shitposting anyways
>then post Hilda
Ok,I wouldn't deny the post Hilda part

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Hilda!

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Deerfox IQ

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How does she live knowing she's a blue haired abomination?

If Hilda had a stand from JoJo's BA what it would be?

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Hildo

>Hilda thread
Roleplayers and pedos ARE the thread

Hilda steps on elves for her own sexual pleasure.

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I'm trying to do something

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Yes

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Remember Danger and Eggs

Does Hilda ever get horny after being so mad?

>no rojopildorado

i just made this shitty edit of hilda and her stand [BLUE CRIMSOM]

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add a background

i dont know how to edit

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It was good?

no

>that one elf that got off on being stepped on

Dropped the cringe poster

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You are the cringe poster.

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No wonder she's hated.

HILDA NOOOOOOOOOO

How about some pizza?

Uh you don't like pepenoni

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This image broke my heart why would anyone draw this

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How about a sandwich?

Ah there you go,A happy hilda

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>cucumber sandwiches
> and pic related
Oh god

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No she doesn't.

Hilda will live in grief for the rest of her life. She has PTSD now.

Don't feel bad for Alfur. Feel bad for the other elf that's still alive inside of her sock. Hilda is psychotic.

Shhh he's an schizo don't respond to him

then why in the fuck isn't fiction real?

How can one little girl suffocate that many elves in her hair and leggings like that? It's truly awful.

He hate us

>God is good
>he hates us
wat

Cope. Hilda's fucking sadistic fetishes are killing this show.

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There are worse ways to go out than getting stomped on by a cute little girl. At least Alfur's suffering is over. We are still here.

Hilda is just doing what you are supposed to do with those creatures.

We are the bad and corruptible here

Marras aren't people, they're animals and if you're too good at training one,pets
Based

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I know that she's a growing girl and has a big appetite and all ... but does Hilda really have to swallow the elves whole? she doesn't even chomp their heads off or anything, it's almost like she enjoys feeling them screaming and struggling inside of her. Could've really done without all the shots of dissolving elves begging and crying for mercy from inside of her stomach. Other than that tho the show is pretty comfy.

How does Johanna even feel comfortable living in the same house as Hilda when she can hear the cries of dying elves in Hilda's stomach every night? And that scene where Hilda drowns the elf in her mouth with saliva is pretty controversial if you ask me.

What the fuck are these degenerates going on about

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Is one schizo,I actually don't know if he is a trainfag, 12faggever or a lost soul, but started a week ago

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>100 posters
>No, just one "schizo"

lol cope

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Bad. user

Hilda is not meant to receive any pleasure just give

You know I actually think where all this shit started, like a week ago, I posted some Hilda threads in [s4s] and then suddenly this guy appeared

Maybe this is all my fault

Ok , no , hold on a second
you cannot just tell me that this shit doents have a vibe of a hat on time only , its even more
A lot of things , besides the main character, feel like the game

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Low deerfox IQ Hilda

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Sadistic elf snuffing Hilda

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Yep,that's why is pretty based and cutepilled

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I'm a fully functioning adult who comes here for banter and news. So yes, seeing as I practically raised my nephew since I was 16 and he's a joy to he around. Cant imagine being losers like you fags tho

How many must die before she is satiated?

Nice try autistic 28 year old incel

Too many.

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Would you date her?

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no,but i Would her

BLACK LEGGINGS

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Why is the porn for this show so good

Did it just manage to attract every decent smut artist out there

Do you think she likes berserk and has a pillow of guts?

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>used condom

lad

That's a cucumber.

Oh no...why? Ahhhhhhhh and whyyy I'm getting?

Are all Hilda posters getting corrupted or we are being raided by traintrashfags again?

Hilda, blue haired cum smeller.

is this your first day on hilda threads? on Yea Forums?

This wasn't like this a week ago

Not with the schizo spamming all the thread

Seems like you're the schizo

She's a modern mom

David fucking Hilda's mom in front of her
Or david man up in his dream raping the dream eaters.

NO U

>those feet
oh fuggg i dribbled a little

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Did you lick it up?

Berserk is shit

Here, enjoy

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stop posting edited images. Hilda is evil, she can't feel sadness. This image is the true one.

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Damn Hilda is really into this, isn't she?

BASED

fuck you - stepping up to be a husband and father isn't cucked

She's just trying to get a reaction is all.

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Damn Hilda really is a cum monster.

it's practically the definition of cucked

My fucking dick

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Cuck is either letting your mate have sex with other people or when you're girl has sex with others behind your back. Getting a daughter without the inconvenience of having sex is a life hack bitches!!!!

No,you just are jealous that guts could pound that goth ass anytime he wanted

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>Cuckold
>noun
>A term applied in evolutionary biology to describe a male which is investing parental effort into an offspring that is not genetically their own.

THAT'S NOT TRUE DELET NOW

It is true, Hilda is a monster.

What about getting the daughterwife action?

Hilda must be stopped.

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I need art of Hat Kid and Hilda playing together.

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The only thing Hilda likes to play is "elf voring".

Sorry but i cant Let my daughter play with my gf

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How does she feel about wood elves?

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>not playing with both at the same time
faggot

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She vores every elf because all elves are disgusting and need to die.

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Dead ass, You are sick. They are mother and daugther.

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Is it wrong for Johanna to show some motherly love?

Thats sound based but I don't want that my daughter learn bad habits from my gf

Like dancing weirdly and making mildly sexual faces?

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Hilda gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Yes All the things she does with me and how Hilda calls me daddy

I mean I don't want to be a bad dad with my hat daughter after all

It's not gay if you're doing it with your mom

Johanna’s grooming Hilda for when she needs to do this in the real world.

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Guts is an edgelord

can't I just be her boyfriend in about 4 years?

>pedos
you can just say "normal"

Never thought id like this show, when is the second season again?

Hilda is super gay confirmed. Canon.

Well she's like 11 right now so that should be fine.

nov21iggy
reminds me of that one adorable undressing mabel, I dunno if he did that too
so wholesome

seriously? she looks like a babbu. I was guessing 8 or 9

Why does the art of Hilda's mom and David get deleted? Where can I see the rest of those?

I'm as normal as the next guy, but David is not for sexual yet. It's going to be a long, long time before he's ready

Johanna’s MILF feet plz.

I rather be the prey- I mean, friendly helper of the local librarian.

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actual art of evil hilda killing elves in gruesome lewd ways when?

Playing the long game huh?

>tfw he doesn't post anymore

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Today I had this random conversation in gameranger and don't know fucking why I read it with Hilda voice.

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>when is the second season again?
2020. But it would be January 2020 or Decembres 2020, we just don't know.

dakimakura/body-pillow of mom or Hilda

Better be a good rolemodel, no more slacking lifestyle for me. Than I could be a good father.

No, I hate the outdoors when it isn't dark, but that's when the fucking trolls are up so naturally I'd have to kill them.

Fuck you. I came here for the milf and goth librarian.

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>All these sfw lewds being deleted
When did mods become such faggots?

When /l/ was deleted

yo, any writefags around?

What would you play with them?

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OH SHIT!!!

I CAN"T BELIEVE THE MODS WOULD DO THAT!!!!!!

EVEN BETTER

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Pigtails is cute! Cute!

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I bet Hilda can train her to bark on command.

Hilda's a deerfox, so she'd probably be the one barking.

With the cuddles, head pats and a bit of time everything is possible, right?

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Hilda has deerfox IQ, it's very low. She cannot even think. Only craves sex.

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And belts

Maybe instead of belts we could use David?

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She gets it! Pet play without mind break or cruelty is the comfiest stuff.

Yes but she needs a leather belt to do that

i saw the whole series
and she is not
she is even worst than me and all my friends combined, and most of my friends had some weird shit going trough they heads but never werent such assholes, and i know it because we also went trough some life or death situations togheter
She is just a cunt

>Her first love
kek

Hilda is cute and the pretiest

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hi Trevor

It's a shitpost image I made for /x/ and /k/ they're always talking about skinwalkers and how to kill them,so I said that dating the daughteru of the daddy skinwalker could work and make her angry

Deerfox Hilda was the most similar thing to a girly skinwalker so I put her there

*Make him angry

W-what!? I won't date a witch!

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What scared of powerful chicks?

>so many bugs

She isn't. She has blue hair. She must feel disgusting.

N-no? Stop that, dude!

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i know, thats why i laughed

I ship them.

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Mods, how could you?

I want to be a mod to do that to hilda

Me too

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Why is David blushing?

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Hilda is leaning up against David's ass.

Because he secretly likes her. Seriously tho, I hope the show won't fall with shipping shit.

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... anyone???

Shut the fuck up, cunt.

Ya ,mate teach That slag

YES
YES I WOULD

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Would you mind telling us why?

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It's quads user

Pound her goth ass,while I cosplay as guts

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hilda loves nature

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Post it without the censorship

artist?

I want an instant_loss_2koma r34 picture of Johanna in that yoga outfit getting railed from behind

Because she's extremely pretty and seems to have an offbeat personality that I could vibe well with. Also she has an interest in the occult and likes analog music formats(as evidenced by her walkman), which is based.

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Hilda probably has a couple elves up her vag in this picture alone.

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It's over Hilda, I have the high ground.

Don't Underestimate my power

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Deerfox IQ

and you are?

Cute and deadly

and Pure Evil

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F-f-f-f-f-feeeeeet

Add the elf in her mouth and Twig in the BG

I hope it does
so Johanna x Alfur becomes canon

Ah, you're a person with good taste.

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You've thought about this logically

the collar of her sweater looks like he has a dong out

The degeneracy of this website.

My high school biology teacher dressed like this every day in 2012. All the girls said she had a fantastic ass. She was really nice to me and we would hang out during lunch a couple times. My art teacher was kind of tubby and nerdy but id she the art teacher was definitely into me more than the bio teacher

Hilda's mom has got it going on

What do you mean by that?

I don't get the same vibe,yes they're both cutes but I really dont feel it

yeah yeah we know poor drawings

I Would try my hardest and be a responsible and understanding parent, and would also try to give Hilda as many siblings as physically possible, I'd make the loud house look like a fucking joke

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Dude, those poses aren't just yoga, they're a way of life.

based and macropilled

welcome! may you begin your slow decent into degeneracy.

try to check the begginings ,where they show the name of the episodes whit that "space" jingle , its give a vibe og a hat on time
Plus, yeah , both character are "cute" and similar on many stuff
Yet its the sense of fantasy and adventure that drags my attention to it, to make such comparasion

I don't have a fucking account

[Spoiler]post it[/spoiler]

>you will never be smothered to death with your face stuffed between the toes of a little girl, her sweaty sock your permanent coffin
why live if this isn't how i die?

i’d rather it be johanna desu

mods deleted the other thread

Hilda and Johanna are a incestous mother/daughter lesbian couple that destroy entire elf villages during their lovemaking. By the end they're covered in sweat and cum, along with the debris of demolished tiny buildings and greasy red splatters from the hundreds of elves they crushed who were lucky enough not to be eaten.

Here is your reward.

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fuck it, i’ll write this.

Dew it. Someone should also commission art of this, for double the triggering of Hilda fans.

what do you want?

We should make more Hilda threads in [s4s]

how do they fuck?

you know how

You know,I'm starting to like molesting the schizo in [s4s], maybe those hilda threads could be a daily Hilda thread haha

Get him a snorkel user

Season 2 when

cute feet

Probably early next year, they have been recording stuff.

>likes analog music formats(as evidenced by her walkman)
That's the only fucking music format she has access to. The series is set during the late 80s.

(me)
Honestly, i'm just looking for someone willing to write a Hilda smutfic.

Any sauce on that comic?

What is Twig looking at?

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That's cropped porn, i know, somebody who likes porn told me.

>dating
can't I just fuck her and be done with it? maybe be friends with benefits whenever she needs my semen for a spell?

I don't even watch this show

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That's cropped porn, I was there when that drawfag made it.
I asked for something cute with Twig and a woff and that sick motherfucker made that.

They're not calling you a child molester, they're calling you a pedophile. If you're attracted to drawn depictions of children, how are you not a pedophile? Just saying bro if you can't accept the label maybe you realize deep down there's something weird about it.

he probably puts a diver suit, and goes "deep into the cave" and just, jerks off there

Emotionally, Maybe, i'm pretty good with kids, and a generally pretty friendly person, but also i have no experience looking after kids
Financially, nah i can't pay for a kid

100% would rather fuck Hilda's mom and steal her fruitsnacks

But who is the father?
Why does she has blue hair?
Did she fucked a giant?

Odin
She already has befriended a raven, and an almost wolf
That plus her tendency to adventure and search for knowledge

According to Hildaverse lore gods doesn't exist. Funny enough, Giants do exists and they have godlike powers and it's implyied they are responsible of biogenesis of the living creatures in the planet.

I spend too much time on /k/ and /x/
it's a problem

Even though she has deerfox IQ and probably autistic?

i literally can't fathom what had to be cropped in this image i can not imagine a penis coming out of the woff. the woff is possibly one of the least sexual cartoon characters i can think of. i almost want to see the full image

what if one blue giant did some shit like, "ok i am gonna give u a gift" or some shit on a young Johana and it was Hilda?
Like, the giant just points at her belly and glows and shit , and boom , now she is pregnant or something

Jesus Hilda

Jesus Hilda. But seriously, the nearest thing in Hildaverse to an actual giant are the forest giant but they are elves compared with the actual ancient ones. They don't look to have power or shit, they only look to be greed.

We dont know what type of shit Her mom did when she was young
And i dont know bout biology, but i dont think blue hair its that natural

>i dont think blue hair its that natural
Pearson said she has blue hair because one of his parents have blue hair, we know that isn't Johanna, so might be her father.

Some user elaborated a decent theory about Hilda's father.

>Johanna went to study graphic design
>There she met Hilda's father
>Got pregant before finishing her mayor
>Hilda's father flew away
>Because of the shame she went to Hildas's grandfather cabin in the middle of nowhere

This explain many things
>Johanna can't find job eventhought she knows graphic design
>Johanna said she grew up in Trollberg, but it doesn't look she has a lot of friends of even family there

Johanna can't find a job because she didn't finish her mayor and Johanna avoid her old friends and family because of the shame of being a single mother.

Makes sense, this show is the type of one that trowhs suchs themes in a correct way such as that one, tough, wouldnt she had found already one of her friends probably?

>wouldnt she had found already one of her friends probably?
It's really weird for a 30 something woman not having actual friends from her age and considering the series doesn't have considerable plot holes I hope Pearson have an idea in mind about it, I'm lookin forward for an episode where Johanna's youth where explained.

Probably time travel, calling it
Hilda will be responsible of making her father and Johana find each other and accidentally make herself

It's not a problem,those are good boards, just don't take everything seriously

That sounds dumb. Any series that employs time traveling gets dumb.

>TFW no autistic deerfox Hilda gf

That the fuck is wrong with this girl?

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At least smooth your traces, faggot.

She spends too much time stomping on elves and not my dick

I would prefer a bedtime story, you know, Hilda realizing her friends do have fathers.

Also this

i guess a bedtime story would be nice
But aint her mom too busy working nowadays?

She can give a little time for her daughter, don't you think.

Also I would like an Alful bedtime story when she told Hilda about Haldor.

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Goodnight Hilda