*Wants to recruit you*

>literally the start of hydra cap
yeah fuck off

Gotta be careful just the other day I had some dude in a goofy visor and midget in yellow spandex with knifes ask me if wanted to move to some island, I think they might have been scientologists or something?

Isn't Captain America a secret hydra agent?

An island, you say? Well, they turned me gay and made me move to another dimension.

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>That's some nice recruits you have there, Steve. Allow me to be the one who trains them, I'll make sure to push them at their best, especially those young boys

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See this is why I don't go outside anymore.

Off topic question, is rude to ask someone if their mutant or a inhuman? I legit can't tell the difference.

>join up and die for Israel so that some fat overweight latino or black women can call you racist and privileged later own while you get put into jail for "hate speech" because you refused to call your son a she

>>moans at Iron Man till he joins
Isn't that how it always is? Any time Tony wants to leave the team or Cap wants to make a new Avengers it's him clinging onto Tony until he caves.

>Son, I was asking you to join the Avengers, not the US Army. And it was because I saw potential in you to do a lot of good .
But if you want to complain about politics and do jack shit you can always send an appliance to Xavier's

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>Thinking Cap wouldn't want to bang those mutie redheads.

t. self insert cuck

>what I will have to do, Captain?

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After I got my powers I tried enrolling in Xaiver's school but they said they only accept mutant applicants, seems kinda racist in my opinion.

Polish his flag pole

Can I use the Amerigun if I say yes?

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>Just say that you identify as one and call them racist and bigoted on any social media, works a lot these days. Just don't complain if they turn you gay, send you to die before 20 or something

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>After I got my powers I tried enrolling in Xaiver's school but they said they only accept mutant applicants, seems kinda racist in my opinion.
Well duh, they are basically mutant KKK, only mutants allowed club and they won't lift a finger if you aren't one. While still being preachy assholes about those times when humans killed a mutant.

You are truly an ally of justice. Your heart is in the right place, but you are too tame in stopping evil. No thank you, Captain.

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>Join a team full of minorities and feminist that hate my guts simply for being born male.
Again no thanks. And fuck you for selling out cuck

Only if you will sit on my face

t. Pedo

It's okay I heard Charles Xaiver was giving Tedtalk so I went to building and trashed all disabled restrooms

If Logan is his mugga what was Wanda and Pietro for all those years?

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teammates, they were appreaciated, sure. But not quite as Logan

>letting /k/ommandos get lumped up with the avengers
I don’t think you thought this through for long, Cap.

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God those fucking lips. Jean is so pretty. Fuck.

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W-what about us, Cap? Are we your muggas too?

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Eh, there were people wayy more dangerous than happy trigger guys in the Avengers and it turned out ok most of times. Also, Cap could recruit some /k/ommandos to instruct the newer members of the team how to handle and deal against weapons.
Background check first and all that, Yada yada yada

>Y-Yes

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Redheads are another Avenger's fetish, user

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Wait, did he cucked Peter?!?

No,Cap only likes blondes and brunettes

Clearly Namor is Caps true mugga. Guy lets him get away with genocide and trying to drown him nearly daily.

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>tries to stop him on his own
>now he haves 70% of Atlanteans demanding his head
No, he's just not that dumb

>This blonde belongs to me mutie! Go try and steal Reed's

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Carol needs her own shota sidekick. I volunteer kid kree

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Would Sharon agree to be cucked?

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Since she can still survive sex with Steve in her old age, no, that super soldier cock is hers until she dies on it.

The fact that Sharon is now a GILF just makes it even better, I miss her as a bombshell, tho

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>Wanda
>Pietro
>Logan
>Deadpool
Does Steve just have a thing for wanting to reform broken people or people with checkered backgrounds? He basically oversaw Wanda and Pietro's transformation from mutant terrorists to Avengers, and recruited both Wolverine and Deadpool.

>and recruited both Wolverine
I'm probably remembering wrong but wasn't it Steve who was against Logan joining the New Avengers?

Vance definitely should be his mugga since there's no bigger Capfan than Vance (maybe future Vance).

I know he bitched about Logan and saying he would never beAvengers material but that was before they gave Steve and Logan the whole WWII buddy.

Even if he was against it he does say at a later issue that he's proud of having him with the Avengers and part of why he makes Deadpool an Avenger is because he saw how Logan was reformed as being part of the X-Men and he wanted to give Deadpool that opportunity.

>Blue Kree blush purple
Cuuuuuuuuuuuute.

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I’d gladly join, but have no idea what I could do to help.

He made Rogue, poster child for mutant reformation, the leader of unity squad, so I would think so.