How the fuck did this mediocre shit get a billion???

How the fuck did this mediocre shit get a billion???

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Modern entertainment proves you can sell on a well known brand name alone

Art has been dead for a while

idiots will buy mannequins claiming to be actors on the basis of feminism and nostalgia.

Mediocre people who want the nostalgia buzz.

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Because while Disney is mediocre, all the other Box Office flicks not made by them are utter, unfiltered shit.

It was alright, actually. Mediocre, if you wish to call it. Jafar was pretty weak most of the time, and Will Smith was very hit or miss. Aladdin and Jasmine were good. Treat it like a Broadway adaptation of an extremely successful film, which it kind of is.

>1 cent has been deposited into your Mickey account

Alladin was far worse than the average flick

Shitty movies making money is nothing new.

>Jasmine
>good
She was primarily the problem caused by current year trendy attitudes toward feminism. She wasn't allowed to be a character so much as she was only allowed to be a "representation" of a strong female. They make her a SULTAN, for fuck's sake.

Advertising, Will Smith, contrarians who'd go to see it to stick it to the people complaining how bad it looks, lack of competition.

Are Disney fans unironically most cucked fandom in this site? I never saw any other fandom THIS fucking cucked, they give Disney unconidtional support, they openly aknowledge that the product is trash but keep supporting anyway for no reason at all in the most loud way possible. You never see comments like those from any other fandom.

Not even Dragonball fandom is this cucked, or Nintendo fandom or any other fandom, Disneyfags are a far higher level of cuckoldry.

How are we cucked when get enjoyable content that's highly successful?

and in Mulan, the emperor bowed to HER with the rest of the soldiers and capital following suit. Please do not suggest that you are young enough to actually think that "Disney giving greater spotlight to fictional female characters" is in any way a newfound "current year" trend.

The actress for Jasmine did well, regardless of how silly you think the fantasy story went.

See? You never see any fandom doing comments like that, they just go full unconditional shameless support for whatever Disney do being really proud of this submission.

Is just weird, is even worse than MLP because even ponifags complained about several things and aknowledged that Hasbro is not perfect, but Disneyfags are just THAT, the movie is clearly trash just like Dumbo and Lion King, but they just ignore everything.

The only part of Disney fandom that is not cucked beyound repair is the SW fandom, and Disneyfags clearly hate them for complaining.

>The actress for Jasmine did well
did we watch the same movie? she had as much emotion in her performance as a chuck e cheese animatronic

>the emperor bowed to HER with the rest of the soldiers and capital following suit.
And yet, Mulan didn't become the emperor herself, did she? Your misplaced loyalty to Disney clouds your judgement. There's a significant difference between protagonist empowerment, and current year female empowerment.

Dumb mousedefender.

He is a troll. He constantly spams ''Le based Disney'' shit

DId it air in Chingochongoland? If so then there's your reasoning.

>still watching (((Disney)))
You will never learn, faggots. Just don't watch their garbage, end of the story.

DC fans probably

I mean they don't even have any financial or critical success to support them

Aquaman?

Just admit you have no argument and move on with your life already.

Because Disney owns America.

Better than the average mcu flick.

MCU and Pixar are the only consistently good Disney movie franchises, all other Disney movies are trash like this movie, every single one of them.

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>argument
The movie was straight up terrible and don't even need rotten tomatoes to tell you that.

bad movies don't make 1 billion

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Depends on when they come out

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Minions is pleb filter goat kino for patricians.

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Minions had its audience, but they were generally too young to write online reviews.

>Mousecuck only thinks about $$$

Aquaman was pretty good though. Better than many MCU flicks

MCU is consistently trash.

Aladdin wasn't any worse than Rises, on any level.

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Not objectively. It's on the same tier as Darkworld, Iron Man 2, etc.

>MCU
You mean the glorified Saturday morning cartoon show where nothing matters and wokeness is the new black?
>Pixar
You mean the set of sequels that manage to break every thematic principle of their original films and are also boring on top of it?

Because you still saw it OP you fucking hypcrite

No.

I have super-good news for you, you have achieved near maximum special snowflake levels.

>Shitting on pleb filter

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Power of marketing.

I did on a camrip

You have to be 18 to post here, even on the blue boards.

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>Disney
There you go.

Prepare for Frozen 2 to break 2 billion next year

stupidity and shit taste

Hi there, bot

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its actually coming in november

Alright, sheep.

>next year
it's out this year

you should have said "Prepare for Based Disney to have every single spot on the top 10 highest grossing movies of the year"

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Actually, critics and audiences liked Dark World better. Pffft ahahahaha,

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>DC's biggest "win" is worse than Based Marvel's "worst" movie
You just can't make this shit up

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Nostalgia

Also Will Smith is popular with Normies and China

"Patrician" animation audiences in Japan had Aladdin at #1 for a solid month.

Pathethic Mousecucks

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Disney's domestic take is greater this year than the next 3 biggest studios COMBINED.
They have a chance at roughly 40% of the total American box office.

Yeah, but IM2 was fun, so fuck it.

>all the other Box Office flicks not made by them are utter, unfiltered shit.
THIS!

>>DC's biggest "win" is worse than Based Marvel's "worst" movie

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Because Disneydrones

It's amazing how every other studio is so fucking incompetent that Disney of all people has completely taken over the industry

I seriously expect the most incompetent one to pull a Fox and sell to Disney

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REMEMBER THE GENIE?
REMEMBER PRINCE ALI?
REMEMBER JAFAR?
REMEMBER THE REBEL BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE?

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>AT&T selling Warner to Disney
Nah

Shills, Whales, Idiots, Kids, Bribes and Fags

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AT&T isn't going to keep shit around that loses them money dumbass

WB doesn't even have a movie that made $500 million this year. I get you're dumb as shit but even you have to know how fucking embarrassing that is.

People actually just throw money at the Disney logo when it's put in front of them. It doesn't matter what the logo is on.

Kys Mousecuck

>How the fuck did this mediocre shit get a billion???
NOSTALGIA!!!!
Same with that piece of shit Lion King remake.

I will never understand why DC doesn't just ignore Marvel entirely and make all their fantastic animated stuff into live action movies. Or just keep making the animated stuff but with higher budgets and release them to theaters.

>All these morons paying to see these soulless remake cashgrabs
>They're going to keep making them because of these morons
>All the shit I like is going to get the same treatment

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Will Smith is back

>all their fantastic animated stuff
Another DCuck who hasn't seen anything animated in at least 6 years

Laddebro fuck off

The only Disney remakes I have seen so far were this, Maleficent and Beauty and the Beast. Out of those three, Aladdin was the best one but that is not saying anything because the other two were hot garbage and Aladdin was just okay.

People go to see these shitty remakes because of name alone and because idiots don't see the flaws in them as long as they still have the songs from the original.

You better not have paid to see them you faggot