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Meanwhile at the dirty, stuck-up, sadistic, shit-eating, cocksucking, buttfucking, penis-smelling, crotch-grabbing...
Sorry everyone. Little Lexy couldn't make it to this meeting. He's a bit... Tied up with work at the moment.... Something about cakes.
I'm in charge now!
Why the name change?
I think Lex might be cheating on us with another evil Council.
He wouldn’t!
Not sure. Thought it sounded funny.
No, he said something about having unfinished business with cakes. Not sure what that means really...
Yeah that's what he wants you to think Osborn, but he's missed other meeting for other non-cake reasons and I think it's mighty suspicious.
Lex is our leader, we can’t just accuse him of that cheating. He’s probably just off molesting children.
Not anymore your not
Pants!
And Azula clones, and booze, and Iowa
The hell we can't, if he has been it's grounds to remove him as leader and elect a new one.
Huminite we are busy trying to get to the bottom of the Lex issue.
Brainiac put your brain to helping us solve this.
No mystery there he's probably in therapy because of that time I dressed him up like Santa and sodomized him when he stole the Flash's body
Go stick a pencil in your brain humanite.
Impossible SpOck. Brainiac can't think of anything OTHER than pants.
Cute to assume your microcock could even be visible, much less be capable of penetrating the Flash.
I’m standing in for Serpentor until he gets revived. Cobra Commander can’t do it since he’s technically banned.
You aided in the murder of my emperor! I won’t lishten to you!
Shit, we got hacked again.
Buy some!
Lex ish a busy man. For all we know he’sh in 60 different meetings with all the companiesh and subshidaries he owns.
>Meanwhile, at an undisclosed location
FINALLY! ALL 40 CAKES ARE MINE!
No way am I fallowing a green goblin.
Which one is it Norman, Harry, or dare I say Urich.
So lets all agree that Green Goblin is D list right?
What do you have against green goblins? You some sort of racist?
As for who's under the mask? I'll never tell you cheap Chinese knock-off!
You're one to talk about D-Listers Humanite.
Sorry I haven’t officially introduced myself, but quite frankly I’m better working on my own and I just thought the rest of you could use some help.
Just because I went on a drunken rampage and offed six or seven d-listers, doesn't mean I won't end you or Dr Light
HELLO VILLAIN CHADS WHAT ARE THE PLANS ?
Hey Brainiac? Someone named Mentok the Mind Taker says he's out for your goofy ass.
I LOVED CRAZY TRAIN, MR. OZZIE OZBORNE!
>Engine revving
what the frag is up with that name?
monkey man is behind the azula clones now?
you kinda look like luthor...your not trying to trick us are ya?
Fellow Brainiac of a different realm. Why bother with pants when you can change your lower half easy?
Hey Luthor!
Last week I saw this really weird movie called Sharknado. Turns out they made a whole series of it. And I kinda have an idea....
THE - SUPREME - DALEK - REQUESTS - PERMISSION - TO - JOIN - THIS - LEGION - OR - YOU - WILL - BE - EXTERMINATED
Manta my man, your back!
We thought you where dead buddy.
It is Obvious that I should be the leader. It would improve this building and organisation greatly
Lemme list off the things that need to be paid for, repaired, and replaced. The budget doesn't cover it so I'm guessing you're gonna pay outta your pocket?
Did an angry Scotsman make our slogan this time?
Luthor gone again? typical
Oh great, and other lunatic leading us...
Oh by the way, I found this pair of pants just lying around, does anyone know who's pair of pretty decent pants these are?
Or "DSUSSECSBFPSCGBLSDDRNLCTCHPSHMDTCUGJOHFSFTKSCFPDSSSCGBNMSBSBSFKSBSTBBHSBSHJDCMSAPHGUSSWMPSMMDHBCMOP-ing Legion of Doom" for short.
WELL IT SEEMS YOUR LEADING THE LEGION NOW, HOPEFULLY YOUR WORTHY.
WELL WHAT DO YOU WANT?
WELCOME BACK BLACK MANTA, THOUGHT YOU COME BACK IN SEPTEMBER.
SORRY, NO ENTRY, YOUR CURRET INCARNATIONS HABE TAKEN THE SPOT, TRY GOING BACK THE 80s FOR BETTER LUCK.
You tried to kill me. Also it is I Roderick Kingsley.
You couldn't lead a parade Sinister! And the fucking Jackal is better at cloning than you!
Who cares about "worthiness?" It's purely a matter of finding an opportunity and taking it!
What's the point of wearing a mask if you're just going to spout off who you are? Then again Kingsley, you were never the brightest bulb in the box...
Bloody hell, mates. Didn’t anybody ever teach you about brevity?
Crikey! A goblin! Don’t worry, mates. I’ll take care of the bugger. Dealt with ‘em all the time down in Australia.
Nof if I kill you first! EAT MY PUMPKIN BOMBS!!
Hello everyone
Why wear a mask? Real villains don’t need them
Is this the real manta? Something seems..... fishy
I have various funds around the world.
Plus i stole a large sum of luthors acount, his security is pathetic and his password was so Obvious.
So moltar do make a list, unlike luthor or osborn i do make sure that my organisations are in full working order with propper security.
Well, this should be fun for the Legion.
Almost as fun as that clone of you Jackal sent me!
We all wear masks little Lego brick, but which one is real! The one that hides your face, or the one that IS your face?
Daddy daddy daddy up up up please please please!
Mommy?
Wait a minute. Australian goblins don’t throw pumpkins...or fly. Are you just some bloke in a costume?
>Something seems..... fishy
Mate...
IN terms of faces, mines is very much real, was hit by magic acid early on in villainy, needless to say it was for the better!
What is up with that fucking name? Why the hell have we not beefed up our internal security?
Yes, yes, sex clone, blahblahblah, fuck off. Now are you going to act like an asshole, or we going to do something?
Beats me, after all those battles we've been having lately we should tighten things up a bit. Last one ended with electro dying to King piccolo. Or was it an alternative version.
Hey, c'mon! Don't be an asshole!
...
We're only half of those things!
ALRIGHT, WHO RUNS THIS JOINT? I've been trying to call lex for weeks but he was too busy getting his anus stretched by that blue boyscout.
I need to discuss how we're going to acquire the krabby patty secret formula!
Coming for the guy in a bargain bin Halloween costume. Also the hell is a Lego?
You love it
I think that’s Shredders job
We all know you wear that cheap 5 dollar mask to hide those shitstains you call hair.
>I think that’s Shredders job
Well he's being pretty damn lousy about it.
You are calling the wrong guy he is never he, I think he's cheating on us.
well he runs off every time he thinks he sees a turtle
Aw bugger. Say, Junior, how’d you like to go to boarding school?
>Steps on Plankton
Oop. Who left this gum on the ground? A bunch of uncivilized yobbos in this place.
Knew this bugger was a fake. Real goblins rhyme and ask riddles.
Wouldn’t surprise me. Always seemed like a real cunt, that one.
C’mon, turtles can be real mean when they snap at ya. Ha ha ha!
VERY LOUSY, ITS TO THE POINT WHERE MY EVIL WARRIORS ARE GUARDING THE ENTRANCE NOW.
WHO WAS THAT YOU STEPPED ON? DID NOT SEEM RELEVANT TO US ANYWAY!
COME ON BONE MAN, COME JOIN US AS WE RID THE WORLD OF THOSE WITH FLESH!
Daddy no want me! I’m gonna take a bus to Reno!
holy shit, the cup i pissed in came alive!
>That description
I'm not your mommy kid, I thought Boomerang was your dad I've been busy okay, some of us has a life outside of this legion, besides, Luthor refuses to give me funds to upgrade this hellscape of a computer, that and Brainiac is constantly trying to buy pants off the internet.
Lets see any of you lot do better in these conditions!
ah so it was you, one of my old drinking buddies that did it!
I'll get you, you boomerang toting B lister.
> besides, Luthor refuses to give me funds to upgrade this hellscape of a computer, that and Brainiac is constantly trying to buy pants off the internet.
90% certain he's been using Legion funds to try and buy out every cake shop for a hundred miles.
Also, you'd probably get a more functioning system if you weren't so obsessed with piling on all kinds of turtle torture-porn onto it.
THATS MY MUSE AND HOW THE HELL DID YOU FIND THAT?! THATS MY PRIVATE COLLECTION!
TURTLES DESERVES TO DIE!
I want to cause utter bedlam and get rich, what else?
It’s ok Shredder we won’t judge you for the weird shit you’re into
That’s no way to treat your... cup kid? Alright someone explain this one to me
You ever consider just paying someone to buy a krabby patty for you?
VERY STRANGE, ONCE ON HIS COMPUTER I SAW SOMETHING CALLED NINJA TURTLE SEX MUSEUM, DISTURBING SHIT SHREDDER, FILES MYSTERIOUSLY VANISHED ALONG WITH THE RUMORED SEX LUTHER VIDEOS.
EXCELLENT! AFTER UTROM SHREDDER LEFT WILL YOU REPLACE HIM ON MY SIDE?
As if we didn't have enough reasons to remove him.
It’s not that I don’t want you, Junior, it’s just that uh...I’m unable to properly take care of you with my current lifestyle.
I stepped on someone?
Who? What? Where? I think I’m starting to go mad. I’m hearing disembodied voices.
Jesus, mate. Don’t tell us what you put in the turtle soup.
Beats me. I get drunk sometimes and live a little with the ladies. Was one o’ them a milkshake? Maybe.
Shredder, that shit is pretty damn nasty. And this is coming from the resident eldritch horror here.
Skeletor, that’s just a guy in a knight costume. He doesn’t even have powers!
SHUT UP YOU'RE NOT ONES TO TALK
NO I DID NOT, BESIDES I DON'T GET TURN ON BY IT, I JUST ENJOY SEEING TURTLES GETTING TORTURED!
WAT?!
You're hired.
Shredder, you've got an erection right now thinking about them getting tortured.
That's not Manta. That's Ray.
The Black Manta Lex got after Black Manta exploded.
Plus our Manta uses the Super Friends version and occasionally uses other incarnations.
Yeah, all he does is harass teenagers in a museum and pretend he’s a ghost. You’d get better help from Master Frown!
Good evening, I come from space and the winds of the great ocean said you are the guys to talk too for accomplishing stuff.
No, I’m Destro.
Who are you calling angry?!
And you all said I had weird fetishes.
>MEANWHILE, IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY
HA! Now that I’ve stolen his blue cakes, I’ve finally gotten revenge on Vader for suing us for our Legion of Doom base design!
Speaking of which, I wonder how those idiots back at the base are doing. Or is it Iowa? Oh what the hell I’m sure they’re fine.
Is that supposed to be an insult claw boy?
There’s drinking for fun and then there’s going to far. Fucking a milkshake is to me seems to far
I knew it! He cod of done a better job on the costume
Who ever told you that hates you and wants you to fail
You're the one that made the slogan, Destro? Or are you just looking to get your ass beaten?
>The Hunger Games thread got pruned
Well, we could start with blonde genocide, but being an asshole is much more fun...
Get fucked you lousy Aussie, right in your hermaphrodite boipussie!
Whatever you do Azula, don't challenge him to Agni Kai. We all know what happened last time!
Oh you don't know the half of it.
You guys want me to shoot the greenskin?
I didn’t, all I’m saying is Scotland Forever.
HAAHHAHAA! I missed you, Osbourne.
Janny of Tor really sucksh.
Ahhhh, I see.
Now calm down for a minute. Blonde genocide? I like genocides.
For starters, get as many magical tomes as you can. Currently there's a couple potent ones on the market, since Dr Fate screwed up again.
Oy, gobbo. You some sort of poofer or something? Running around with that purse I’d imagine you’ve gone down on femboys once or twice.
How many do you need? I've got enough to fill an 8 story tall library.
N-NO I DON'T
YOU GUYS ARE JERKS, ONLY KRANG UNDERSTANDS ME
Dont feel bad mr Shredder. If they don’t like you for who you are then they aren’t really your friends in the first place. No matter what gets you off
I like your armor mr shiny man!
But genocide is bad....
Hmm, let's start with a thousand. I can probably do something with them. Maybe get Mordru to combine them into a single tome.
Don't feel too bad. We all have our kinks.
It's ok, Shredder. We don't judge. Just keep it in your room.
Depends on whom's doing it, Unikitty.
The finest armor magically forged.
Done I'll have my brothers bring them in.
It’s made with magic? Does that mean you can do magic?! I can do magic!
What are you guys making?
Mr boomerang you should be nicer to the green man. He probably doesn’t have many friends because of his skin condition...
Well,that stinks, ah well guess I'll have to find someone else than, doesn't matter now Devilman is gone but he-man is still a factor I have to deal with.
I LIKE YOU, YOU SHOULD BECOME A MEMBER OF THE LEGION.
HUNGER GAMES, WHATS THAT? AND WHO ARE YOU LITTLE ONE?
So you guys still haven't bought any pants to Solomon?
Really than explain why my book was a bestseller.
Hey Azula wanna know my secret identity.
I need an adult
I’d hate to interrupt...
But I have some rather dire news
Go on...
Skeletor keep that claw thing on a shorter leash or I will make it regret insulting me
So are you the green goblin just not green?
You explain maid of rage
Well what is it? The seer of light skeletor is listening.
I’m an attempt to stop me from starting the game in this dimension, the alpha, beta, and troll children began recruiting heroes
This ultimately led to infighting, which caused immeasurable chaos
Eventually, however, they made a fatal mistake. A mistake that could be the end of us all...
They accidentally resurrected the biomancer, and if we don’t stop him, his horrid cycle may repeat
A maid of rage... means you are made of rage. It also means you are temporary bound to the service of your own rage
The biomacer? Who's that? Sounds villainous
It also means you create rage in others
His name is Carl, and he destroys worlds for fun, converting the fleas of his victims into horrible abominations before devouring his creations, he prefers baby and orphan meat above all else
By Jove, I-
Wait, who the bloody hell is a biomancer? Soundsh like a doaty lavvy heid.
Fair point. Every moment Shredder uses his muse I probably spend an equivalent amount of time on /d/ and fura-I mean Cobra and MARS files.
Neat
That sounds about right
But why come to villains for help? Wouldn’t Superman and Batman fair better in this situation?
A bio manger is one who molds flesh, living or otherwise
The seer of light gifts the power to see the future, and guide yourself or others to victory
Heh Carl? Sounds silly for a villain.
>I'm not so sure on that, he could be dangerous
Maybe he can be friends
>Impossible!
The heroes despise me, and Carl is far to dangerous to be left alive, he once destroyed the fabric of space and time with nothing but his bare hooves
He sounds horrible. Reminds me of the Overgordon. But why would we try to stop him? Why not give him orphan clones made by the Jackal in exchange for us using his flesh creationsh.
Perhaps I can deal with this foe
BOWIE?!
Hmmm perhaps that is wise, but I warn you, Carl will turn against all he works with. It is in his nature as a destroyer
Carl is neither good nor evil, he has no emotions, and only felt sadness when he had killed his audience, and could no longer terrorize them
He merely seeks attention
>Suddenly the rooftop of the legion base comes off
It is I galactus, I hear the biomancer Carl has been resurrected
Oh for fuck’s sake, Galactus. You just had to rip the roof off. You couldn’t have just shrunk yourself to average human size? When will you space lanklets learn?
He doesn’t have friends? That’s so sad! We need to help him!
Yes! Friendship is always an option!
Wow! You are reallllllly tall!
Unfortunately... you are correct. I can see him right now, he’s already eaten two kryptonians on the way here. He draws ever closer
Oh I'm sorry about that hang on
>Shrinks down to about 12 feet tall
Ah much better, unfortunately the roof is still damaged but I'm sure you can fix it.
Anyhow Carl has returned, yes he is almost on par with thanos in power.
ScReEEeEEeEeE
Not true. I’m more agile than most people wearing a suit of armor.
Plus, look at my name, eh?
Okay everyone, I've calmed down, and I will keep my turtle stuff in my privataaaaaaaaaaa WHAT THE HELL IS THAT! AND WHY IS THE ROOF GONE?!
>sees the roof is gone
>instantly flies out
SEE YA SUCKERS*OOOOF*
>falls down into the swamp
HE TOOK A SHORTCUT!
Quickly, the first of his spawn is already here
A massive blob of skin and mouths emerges from the swamp and begins to devour you
Don’t let it get the ring!
Hi mister ummm creature man I will be your friend!
Hi mr ghost! I like your armor!
Poor guy can’t catch a break....
We are saving the day with friendship!
Hi Galactus, glad you’re here.
HA! Now you have to fix it!
Oh crap! Kill it! COBRAAAAAA!
Well, seeing now man eating abominations are loose, I'm going after since it's safer in the swamps at the moment. Now lets play hide and seek, Hal.
Welp, I guess Hal Jordan is dead... who wants to tell the Justice League?
By the way, WHO THE HELL IS CARL?! AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
I have acquired all the times and there is a chaos spawn here. None of you read them right?
(Emerges from the swamp)
IF THIS IS ALL HE CAN OFFER ITS NO
CHALLENGE TO GALACTUS!!
Ah nice to see you all here.
Yeah, no. Fuck this crap. I'll see you guys later.
Yeah....I’m gonna sit this one out, alright mates?
No... NO!
He is here... I must go
I will teleport in quest beds for each of you to reach godhood, I cannot be here now, but I will support you in all ways I can
There is nothing wrong with bastard screwing.
Zap
Wait for me Boomerang, I'm not taking part in this shit either, I just wanna kill mutated Turtles
You hear hooves clop towards you... he is here
Unikitty what the hell are you going on about O MY GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Get back here you cowards!
Quest beds? Godhood? What?
Shredder you got this!
>pushes shredder to the frontline
Ah Carl it's been awhile, tell me, how was meme hell?
Hello Galactus, it was lovely. Now, where are my orphan hands
Don't worry I shall slay the abomination with my magic.
There's a difference between cowardice, tactical retreat, and too old for this shit. I'm too old for this shit, Mister Frown. I'm not dealing with biomancing abominations and crazy shit like that, especially when my life is already batshit insane. They'll deal with this, and I see you at the next meeting or if they leave. Either way, not my fight.
YOUR ORPHAN HANDS? Not here.
(I will finish you the same way I did last time)
>Shoots a blast of cosmic energy at Carl
Hahahahahahahah!
N-no what are you doing you blundering blockhead?! I can't fight them!
Listen to her, we're not up for this, better hide and wait this out
Oh how unfortunate (devours attack)
Hmm, now, I have the rumblies
And I’m in the mood for something spicy
Galactus, why? This place is going to be subject to all the awful weather now. Also:
I am not getting involved in this. Doc, fix your shit.
I must admit, it is clear using the same attack that destroyed you in the first place wouldn't work a second time, but no more games, you are still a mortal.
Can we be friends mr Carl?
It ok Shredder just make friends with it!
Also insult Master Frown again and we will have a problem....
See you later!
andrew.cmu.edu
Take the test and I’ll teleport in the beds, they will protect you from a senseless death... good luck
I'm not the princess you're looking for. Nothing spicy about me at all. Instead I think someone as powerful as yourself should find something more his cup of tea. Shredder has a cute face, go for him.
I surpassed life long ago, it was pretty fun actually. And the screaming made it so much better
Sure, I haven’t had hoovepaws before, but hey, there’s always a first
I hope not, after all, I hate being lied to. Although, liars have suck a wonderful taste, and their vocal chords work great in A lot of my artwork
Supposed you have yes, however it doesn't matter who I face, anyone or anything in the universe wouldn't dare to ever challenge galactus!
>Shoots cosmic lighting at Carl
Perish before me
You should meet my friend Bill you two would get along well.
.... um yaaaa I’m just going to take Master Frown and go for a bit...... n- nice meeting you though....
Doc, the fuck is thi-
>You are the Sylph of Breath!
...I have many many questions, Doc. Most of them will involve copious amounts of fire directed at your person.
(Doges)
You are old... and fat
But I suppose I will need some backup for this fight
(Whistles)
>But nobody came
A cackle can be heard in the back
ZAP
Here, ascend
Hello... I think I know who you are
You are the usurper, who tried to fill my void. Shame on you...
Don’t worry baby I’ll take care of this lama whatever and then take you back to my place for the night of your life!
Hay you lama thing can I like fake fight you? Make it look like I kicked your ass so I can get some?
My dear apologies Carl, as seer of light I saw the future of a dreadful battle, I took care of them before anything could occur, thanks to my abilities to see into the future!
Sit this one out galactus, I'll deal with him.
But what about my backup
GET HIM!
Doc, I swear to His Malevolence, if this shit fucks me over I'm coming back to Zeta Flare your ass.
Fuck it. Guess I'll take a nap.
Here
Excuse my late coming, i had to introduce my goons to my new second in command, what did i miss?
Frown this ones yours
Biomancer Carl has returned from the dead.
What is this?
Yep, I’m back
Just like the army of fleshbeasts I have back behind the swamp trees
What the fuck is that.
For those of you who wish to survive, sleep on the bed of your aspect
Remember death is not the end... in paradox space
Wait your not hobgoblin? I see the name daimao piccolo on there, help us fight this guy, skeletor has some power growing though
Zap
Now every aspect has a bed, take the test and sleep for godhood
sys.4channel.org
Fine Unikitty forgot me as she ran anyway what the worst that could happen?
Very well, godhood shall be mine!! And then the secrets of greyskull!!
oh that thing, i wish my scientist would have invented instant trapdoor generator against my enemies, but right now i am having reports that the on in my office has been a fall in it's contraption.
Doc there is a simpler method for godhood, just find the library.
Ha ha
Gotta go, but the fun is about to begin
Goodbye to you all and hello to Hebert
Crashes through wall trampeling all quest beds and killing sleepers... unless
I wouldn't be so sure of that.
Legion of doom, I will take care of Carl for you all, I will return successful!
For as life fades, new power begins to flow into each of you
Letting you heal with breath
See every timeline in all of its light
Letting you bring the closest of friendships into chaotic rage with just the flick of your hand
And giving all three of you flight
More chaos spawns to burn.
Screee
(All around you)
Skrereeree
Maybe I should fight fire with fire, bring out the vortex beast.
OH THAT IS DISGUSTING
OH THAT EVEN WORSE
SOMEBODY NUKES THOSE THINGS.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE TURNED ON THE ADDITIONAL SCREEN MODES.
*noises incomprehensible to mortal ears*
Shreeerrrerrrk
POWER, YES THIS IS EVERYTHING I COULD HAVE EVER WANTED!! NOW CARL WITH THESE NEWFOUND ABILITIES I SHALL DRAG YOU BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM, HELL!
*violates every orfice*
Neat I do feel more angry now
Hey, could you guys take me off your mailing list? My Dad signed me up and not interested in your WWF LARP group.
>revs up the coffee machine and gets a cup.
Well, the underworlds running smoothly besides Walts snacking on the Disney Employee souls coming down, but eh. Hows things going down up here?
Hey hares Carl escaped from death, skeleton and galactus are after him and he's extremely dangerous
Hisssssssssss
AZULA DOESN'T WEAR UNDERWEAR AND LETS HER PUBES SHED ALL OVER THE FLOOR
Well, I stole it myself.
is it safe to come out again?
Any of you fags want bombs?
Well he's being chased by galactus, a powered up skeletor and now hades so we just have to find out what happens, good old bone face has future sight anyway.
nNNnnOoOOooo
Suddenly...an inter dimensional rift!
....aAaaA ChALleNgE
Foolish orr'enahh Y' mgep l' nog...OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!?
Maybe we’ll get lucky and Carl will obliterate the bonehead.
*daemonic screeching*
Seriously I live in a universe that's basically a giant swamp with a bunch of leech looking motherfuckers but you are the most disgusting thing I looked at if I had eyes I'd need floor cleaner poured into them.
Hisssssssss
Ymg' ahf' uaaahgof'n?
*incoherent whispers*
Ai mg ahog viral uh'enyth
Speaking in dead tounges wont help you here.
Does everyone in this universe look like a condom pull of ground beef or...
Oh ahh wrong ymg' ah
ymg' really fancy ymg' challenger ymg' ah nafl
Only the spawn.
F''s mgehye'bthnk aimgr'luhh boy
Translation: Them's fighting words boy
I have banished monstrosities greater than you and and can summon more.
>could have stomped him or straight-up bitten his head off
>waste fucking 15 minutes poking him with half a dozen tentacles while your mortal enemy is sitting RIGHT FUCKING THERE completely helpless
The Mindflayer was retarded.
Fuck you asshole
Pop
I'm sorry who are you again?
Real tough words coming from a dude that got his ass beat by a bunch eight year olds three times in a row.
14 douche and one of them has psychic powers cut me some damn slack
And also...Who the fuck are you?
Hold it right there, wiseguy. Are you trying to pull a fast one on me? I killed my comic and had my ghostwriters bury it, but it seems they did a half-assed job. Get back in the grave before I make your head spin with all the subversions I have up my sleeve.
I'm not a guy that got his ass handed to him by children.
Once a story has been told it cannot be untold. Nothing ever truly dies not if it’s a story
Storytelling is immortal. Even this thread shall live on in the archives
Whatever you say fishbowl head.
None of you are focused on the real issue! It is the Jew who must be the target of our wrath!
Don't pull that shit on me, I swiftly punt your chilling proverbs straight into oblivion. If I had any control over this medium you'd be toast, douchenozzle.
Drop it before you indoctrinate these poor supervillains into your sick game.
Look we already told you no dictators allowed in the legion of doom, now go back to the underworld before hades does it himself.
Then why are Azula, Ahriman Shredder and Serpentor allowed?
Hey now I'm no dictator!
Azula is royalty, and Serpentor well, he was basically voted in by everyone but Cobra Commander to Cobra Leadership
AARGH
>runs and hides in his room desperately trying to call Krang
Cake, eh? I might have some experience there.
I meant irl dictators to be more precise
YyyyyyOeeeeuuuuuu
CCCcAaaANnnNOTtttttT
H I D E
>hides
>peers out behind a corner
HADES, SKELETOR, GALACTUS! I WILL LITERALLY PAY YOU TO KILL ALL THOSE ABOMINATIONS! YOU TOO STRANGER THINGS SATAN!
Cut him some slack. Back in the 80s, anyone could defeat anything
Thank you.
How come Pennywise never has to deal with this shit?
The old one was attracting the wrong sorts of folk.
Because Pennywise is a cosmic powerhouse who's lazy as shit and only ever wakes up to eat a couple kids before going back to sleep. It doesn't care for world domination.
I know this may not be the right time to arrive because off all the chaos that has been going on but my name is cy-kill. The renegades and I want to apply to be members of the legion of doom.
Fuck Pennywise he's the worst
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN OFFER, AVATARFAGS
AS AN EMISSARY OF THE OVERGORDON, I SHALL CONTINUE THE WORK OF MY MASTER UNTIL THE OMNIVERSE IS LEFT MORE WET AND BROKEN THAN THE WRECKAGE OF A HOUSE AFTER A HURRICANE
YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS: ACCEPT YOUR ETERNAL RAPE, OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES
WHICH WILL IT BE?
>Meanwhile, the view from afar, a man beside a tombstone watches, glistening carefully towards Gordon and company
You better watch out from above. And remember also...
>Ugandan Air Force Plan crashes onto the Legion of Doom HQ
BA'GWAN MISTA VANDAL SAVAGE, WHERE DE HELL ARE WE? WHY ARE WE HERE? YOUSA SUPPOSED TA' SAY WE WERE GOING TA' MEET THE PRINCESS OF MARKOVIA IN NEW YORK OVER INTERNAL AFFAIRS IN GOTHAM.
SAY, WHO DAT!?!
>Sees Gordon
Those...those eyes. I've seen them before. They-No. It can't be.
>Radios in Black Panther and Red Lion
Black Panther and Red Lion, do you copy? We've lost track of where we are. It seems that Markovia and New York will have to wait. We may have found some ourselves in some unwanted company. Bring in reinforcements. Over and out.
I think we may have the answer to Gotham's destruction. But granted, I used to own this place before, until I couldn't afford mortgage payments and I lost the lease to...whomever, I suppose.
But it doesn't matter.
Men, we have a new objective. Bruce U, take your Ugandan military and storm the place. Panther and Lion, keep the place quarantined until we managed to calm things down.
BATTLE STATIONS, EVERYONE!
EVERYBODY IN UGANDA KNOWS KUNG FU
It has seemed that skeletor won't be here for a while, very well I will take control of them evil warriors in his pla-The hell is going on?
How about no?
dO NoT ForGeT wHO tHe TRuE tHREat hErE is
wE ArE The ArMY of CaRl
HELLO.
DO YOU KNOW DE WEI
>Teleports behind you
AIGHT YOU BETTER BACK THE MOTHERFUCKING FUCK OUT BEFORE I BLAST A CAP IN YOUR STUPID UGLY LOOKING NACHO CHEESE LOOKING ASS!
>Shoots an extreme energy blast at you and your allies, causing you to disintegrate
I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING OG CARL JOHNSON. NONE OF Y'ALL CAN STAND AGAINST ME. I'LL TAKE DOWN ALL Y'ALL BITCHES!
AaAh FrEasH MeaT
Um yes, are you going to finish that
CROISSANT
Oh fuck more of these things. DALE! GET THE RAT POISON!
>2019
>I am forgotten...
>(Seriously, I'm bored so let's make another thread cuz I don't feel like controlling two Carls, Vandal Savage, and the Ugandan/Wakandan air force all at once)
Here just put it in your searchbar
We still have over 200 posts on this one.
What do we need a new thread for
If you wish, I could offer my place as a temporary headquarters. If you all promise not to destroy Scratch Manor, then I could have this place nuked and rebuilt in a day.
Then when this is all passed, I’ll take you all out for drinks... my treat
Can I please come? I live on a planet sized swamp with a bunch of humanoid leeches. I’d kill to go somewhere, anywhere outside the upside down
Yeah, with so many battles taken place already, and most of the members leaving for the day, yeah let's go there as temporary headbase. Also don't tell shi no kyokai about it.
Next time wait until the image limit is filled or the thread dies. These are going to get pruned.
Wonderful
Follow me
(We can have a short relaxing thread)