why was it called jawbreaker when all they did was stretch your cheeks?
why not stretcheeks or cheekstretcher?
Why was it called jawbreaker when all they did was stretch your cheeks?
Gabriel King
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Camden White
Because you'd break your jaw if you tried to chew it.
Jonathan Cook
Jawbreakers are real candies. Like everything in EEnE, it was exaggerated for comedy.
Jacob Baker
>stretcheeks or cheekstretcher?
Why did this stupid ass joke make me laugh so hard?
Alexander Long
I'd like to stretch some Kanker cheeks, if you know what I mean.
Logan Cruz
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>GIANT JAWBREAKER CANDY - Weighs 1 Lb and the Size of a Softball!
Jason Fisher
What flavor was the 'standard' jawbreaker anyways?
Jaxon Rivera
I loved those things but in retrospect they were fucking disgusting because it was a ball of sugar you had to suck on with 3/4 of it out of your mouth getting sugary drool everywhere because no human can fit it in their mouth.
Kevin Nelson
whats the point of having something big if you can't fit in your mouth, like those hamburgers that are 3 times tall, you can't eat it properly
Landon Jenkins
What?
Justin Brooks
>stretcheeks or cheekstretcher
user, think for a second before you type
Jayden Perry
Do you think Antonucci wanted a “character sucks big balls” joke in a kids show so he made jawbreakers the way they are.
Oliver Gomez
>I'd like to stretch some Kanker cheeks, if you know what I mean.
explain
Sebastian Myers
wouldn't be surprised, the show has many indecent jokes covered in layers
Kayden Bailey
Kevin Taylor
Sugar and chemicals
Lincoln Anderson
Cuz
Daniel Morris
I'm certain it's more for the novelty than anything practical.
Also, in the threat of attack, they make very good weapons.
Ryan Young
Didn't they get jawbreakers like only twice throughout the whole show?
Isaiah Gutierrez
Jawbreakers aren't even that good desu. I can see why they like them (Cheap, big as hell and they last a really long time) but real life ones are pretty meh.
Ryan Adams
I always thought it was out of character for double d to want to eat something so messy.
Jacob Ramirez
Jujubes >>>>>>> Jawbreakers
Leo Miller
No way, man. Chewing these is like playing Russian Roulette with forcible tooth extraction.
Cooper Baker
They'd stretch yours.
Caleb Morris
Angel Gray
>Thyroid infection
Ian Thomas
>getting pegged by marie
unf
Cooper Gonzalez
>pegged
Who said anything about a strap-on?
Aaron Williams
The fact that trannies are gay.
Justin Ortiz
Yikes!
Adam Sanders
Who said anything about trannies either?
Eli Rivera
How is she going to "stretch your cheeks" without a strapon or dick?
David Cooper
Did I say she didn't have a dick?
Grayson Hernandez
Then that's gay shit.
Aaron Edwards
Explain how.
Oliver Perry
Dicks are gay.
Colton Carter
That is not a valid argument.
Nolan Mitchell
Jacob Cox
I will watch this later, but I don't have time now, so either give it to me straight, or find a different reasoning.
Brandon Smith
You don't have 3 minutes to spare, yet you're here arguing that dicks aren't gay?
Benjamin Kelly
I was busy watching something else that I can't pause.
And now I have watched it.
And it still isn't a valid argument.
Jaxon Rogers
Xavier Garcia
Not quite.
Brandon Gray
fingers?
Ryder Parker
>getting fisted by marie
Eli Ortiz
Isaac Hughes
Can you fist a mouth? Like, does it really count as fisting? I know it's concievably possible for the action to be performed, but I don't know if you would consider that as fisting.
Dylan Rivera
Gabriel Gomez
>so either give it to me straight
You can't if the girl has a dick
Matthew Williams
But you can.
Owen Parker
You're no fun
Thomas Myers
I can be very fun. You just put me in a situation where in the end I wasn't.
Matthew Thomas
Good thing I'm a man of the world.
Jason Anderson
What does that mean?
Zachary Price
HA
Hudson Fisher
Not remembering that's what Eddy says as soon as he sees
Charles Ramirez
Well shit I laughed
Gavin Garcia
In his newest pic Shad has officially stated to never be going back to how he used to be that means
>Ywn see Violet take it from the back by her futa mom
>No more edgy comics
>Ywn see any more cartoon pinups
It's enough to make grown incel cry
Carter Myers
red dye number 5
Henry Morris
you're just mad you're fucking basic
Grayson Roberts
>real life ones are pretty meh
I bet jawbreakers were a lot better back before Reagan
Daniel Ross
Leo Martinez
I had one of those once, only practical way to eat it was too smash it with a hammer first
Levi Smith
I bet your mamma could fit that in her mouth.
Connor Murphy
Ah these things, I remember my local market used to have a container full of 'em but the only proper way to eat it was by annihilating it with a hammer first.