How would he react if he saw how things were on our timeline?

How would he react if he saw how things were on our timeline?

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Probably feel sad

>steven sees your dick.png
shota pedo

he'd probably talk kim jong-un into freeing the north koreans, make china not evil, and somehow make trump sane

>I'm... going to homeworld

He would say Trump is not that bad and share their passion for McDonald's.

he wouldn't exist because there would be no way for rose to justify her love of humans if she saw our history.

china is the only good world power though.
america is the evil one.

kek

Oh...now I'm sad

He would cry and sing.

Cry like the fat faggot he is.

China is a dictatorship, just because they manage to dodge the bullet and avoid becoming poor doesn't mean they are better that Venezuela.

"Wow, these gun things really messed everything up."

Right, that's why China is the world's biggest threat to the environment and still has slaves.

Guns exist in SU

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Just not cops or any military?

Cops are also a thing IIRC. Connie's dad is a security guard.

Cry because he's a cartoon and realizes his whole life is just some randos with a computer playing pretend. He likes talking about serious subjects but at the end, he's just some lady's diary scribblings playing pretend.

So either the population is so low that most of the planet is uninhabited wilderness, or the Crystal Gems are just cleaning up the corrupted gems the humans don't know about.

Corrupted gems were probably the cryptids of our world. That and they had 4000+ years to clean them up before the series even began.

>100 points have been added to your social credit score. You may now use the bus.
China is still pretty poor outside of a handful of major cities.

Gems work very very slowly, which makes sense considering they're a race that doesn't age or need food/water.

He'll turn into Yu Yu Hakusho's Sensui

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>It's guns fault and not humanity's warring nature

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He asked what Steven would think.

start crying because that's what the little faggot always does

so they haven't gotten all these dangerous corrupted gems cus they're lazy?

Basically. That's the problem with immortality, you lose track of time.

But to them they're suffering, and are very dangerous to anyone who comes across one. It'd be sort of reprehensible if they willing let them be especially Rose. The in-universe answer why they haven't hunted them all down seems to be because it's impossible. There's only 3 later 4 of them and the Earth is vast with corrupted gem numbers only getting scarcer and scarcer, it has to "reveal" itself before Garnet can sense where it is and then they can hunt it down.
>Recap the mission for us, Connie.
>Garnet sensed some corrupted gem activity in these woods. It is our job to locate it, destabilize its form, and bubble it.

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for some reason I picture it resembling the scenes in "From Hell" showing the present-day (or post-ww2 world).

Who’s that?

It's a big planet and there's thousands upon thousands of gems.

They've been at it for thousands and thousands of years, and their bubble collection shows they've poofed a few hundred.

how many gems participated in the war?

>Steven tries to befriend Trump like he always does with everyone
>the left get pissed off beyond belief and label Steven a Nazi

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i'm glad i don't live in china, i'm a fucking goof who wouldn't last a year without being sent to a re-education camp.

cry and sing

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Remember when they said that humanizing and redeeming characters with fascist traits is the same thing as condoning and encouraging fascism

Remember when they said this and actually meant it. I wish I didn't.

>humanizing and redeeming characters with fascist traits is the same thing as condoning and encouraging fascism
isnt that the opposite of that though?

No if you do that you're a nazi...apparently

And it's okay to kill anyone who's a nazi.

so turning a nazi into not a nazi makes you a nazi
is nazism just a transmittable disease

Something something condoing fascism. I dunno man, these lunatics just wanted another excuse to shit on SU. Every aspect of the Diamonds regime is painted as bad even if the core of it is family drama. Every aspect is opposed and we know from the movie trailer that the empire is completely dismantled. If that's promoting fascism then it's completely lost all meaning at this point.

I don't think is condomning fascism but it's trivializing heavy subjects the writers brought themselves. There's the meme of Hitler saying he's sorry and Steven being OK with that but what about real life situations. Pretty much everyone in the Japanese government got free of charges except for Tojo and a bunch of low ranks officials. Hirohito's uncle lead the invasion to Nanking but Hirohito made a deal with MacArthur to support the US troops in exchange of immunity to the royal family. Shiro Ishii and Unit 731 never paid their crimes because they shared their investigations with the American government and Ishii even gave lectures on American colleges after the war. Also Shiro Ishii became a wealthy man entering in the pharmeceutist business. According to Shiro Ishii's daughter, her father converted to catholicism before his death and he felt terrible about his crimes, except he never told anyone except his daughter. I guess it's all fine because Ishii's daughter says he's sorry. Most Japanese government never said sorry.

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>Most Japanese war criminals never said sorry.
fixed

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I don't really think it's trivializing it when the fascists in question give up power and work for the benefit of the people instead of using them as tools. They may not have apologized but their actions and intent speak volumes about their reformed character.

unit 731 was never so much as even charged

Tiamen Square

The Great Leap Forward

Worker's Rights

Government Reform

are you listing off reasons why steven would hate humanity?

>I don't really think it's trivializing it when the fascists in question give up power and work for the benefit of the people instead of using them as tools.
After the war, the Japanese elite disband the army and took the name of Liberal Democratic Party, which is very ironic because it has nothing of liberal or democratic and rebuild Japan by exploiting the people and using illegal methods for taking the land from the farmers, all for the greater good. That sound great when you're on a keyboard but try to put yourself on the place of that farmer that got threatened by the yakuza allied with the government. I know SU setting is a world where big problems are resolved with hugs and songs because people actually listen to each other and cry but I think that's inherently end trivializing heavy issues.

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>but I think that's inherently end trivializing heavy issues.
the problem is that its a loose loose, as portraying the issues as they are would desensitize people over time.

i mean, if were being honest rose or steven finding out about how dark humans can be could have been a kind of interesting plot point.

you what doesnt make sense to me? peal says they fought the war 5000 years ago, yet also that she learned the concept of being a knight from humans when they fought. even though that was nowhere near the middle ages.

>dear god, what is this aethyr i am come upon?
>what spirits are these, labouring in what heavenly light?
>no... no , this is dazzle, but not yet divinity. Nor are these heathen wraiths about me spirits, lacking even that vitality.
>what, then? Am I, like saint John the divine vouchsafed a glimpse of those last times? Are these days my death shall spare me?
>it would seem we are to suffer an apocalypse of cockatoos.. Morose Barbaric Children playing joylessly with with their Unfathomable toys.
>where comes this dullness in your eyes? How has your centruy numbed you so? shall man be given marvels only when he is beyond all wonder?

Lily Orchard fucked up the entire cartoon community with that bullshit anarchist tumblrette "review". Not that there was anything worth saving but yeah.

Good bait

China isn’t a superpower yet. In 10 years it will be though, assuming it doesn’t have a violent revolution.

>assuming it doesn’t have a violent revolution.
were already in the beginning of one. mass protests in hong kong are triggering protests in the mainland, the chinese economy is set for a big recession in the 2020s and theyre already amassing troops in cities. this is text book revolution right here

Good, fuck China.

Cry.

at least china doesn't take over countries for oil

seriously I would think that introducing the world of our Earth would probably provoke a more interesting reaction from the gems and Connie.

Um Sweaty, Lilly Peet already canceled Steven Universe you can stop talking about it now

Wow, I bet you really hurt his feelings, that'll teach him

People getting what they deserve and the unjust being punished for their crimes are not always mutually compatible with peace, and aren't always the highest priority thing on the table.

In SU's case, it's a cartoon so of course the issues are trivial, but I'm happy with the moral that it's more important to stop the fighting than to punish the guilty.

found the communist.

Honestly SU doesn’t explore the moral of peace well because every Gem is slavering over him like a Diamond pre and post reveal anyway. SU assumes everyone is an overall unified hive mind that can be “redeemed” but in actuality it’s just another Diamond exerting influence on the drones. Sure it’s benign for now but because of how fast and sporadic the gems Mind’s are changed, I wouldn’t be surprised Steven was passively mind controlling them with Pink Waves to placate them.

Steven was raised in a bubble with the “worst” of humanity he ever saw was Ronaldo, Kevin, Uncle Carl, and Pre-Pink Lars. If his universe and ours merged then he’d have government agents kidnapping/experimenting on gems, private corps doing the same but worse by commercializing the gems/tech in war/media, and even worse conspiracy nuts/psychos than Ronaldo who’d hunt corrupted gems on a vendetta or even for sport. He’d get railroaded by the worst of humanity because they know he’ll never hurt them or retaliate other than crying and screaming. They’d all do pic related as a Corp villain reveals he’s been crushing gems into dust to infuse them into weapons like Incendiary Ruby dust bullets or shards of Sapphires chained together into a computer for Minority Report bullshit.

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SU is kinda weird sometimes when it’s not left or right

Pink didn't have empathy wave powers like Blue. Her schtick was healing.

He would be sad.
Yes, he would cry - but not like a child cries, not this time.

...She can see the good in anyone.