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Sue is a slut is nothing new
I ship it
how strong would be their kids?
>Sue x Mystique
Kinky
A hypothetical kid that could shoot invisible punch lasers would be moderately OP
but what about a kid who can turn itself into a punch beam?
Isn't that Ruby Summers?
>would be moderately OP
Her son with Reed is a cosmic level immortal.
lol sue will fuck anyone except reed
Invisible punch beam constructs is more likely. Wouldn't really be any different than what Sue is already capable of. Only difference is that its limited to the eyes.
Why don't they let reed divorce her? I hate this. He should marry his ex gf
fuck sue
Dont mind if I do!
She legitimately doesn’t even deserve Reed and it’s hilarious. The council of Reeds could tag team and it wouldn’t even be cheating dog.
That's ultimate Sue.
>girl wanting her bf to behave like her younger brother
shit writing
>Please susan.. stop I'm married
>So am I slim
Ben evolving into Wonder Man was kind of interesting.
That's U Sue and U Reed honestly deserved it
Reed never deserves the cucking.
>ignores his gf to create a cosmic doodad which U Thanos uses to take over the whole Earth and almost dooms the entire universe
Nah, he did
I wasn't a fan of Hickman making Ben able to change between flesh, stone and purple energy at will, but I did like him becoming purple energy, so... I guess I'll take what I can get.
>Holy fuck I drank WAY too much codeine
>Miles said this’d make me cool
>But I look like one of Purple Man’s rape babies
fuck sue....hell, fuck ben too.
>Coming inside?
>She asks Spider-Man
literally rape
fuck namor
Don't mind if I do
She's always looking to cuck Reeds. It's just her thing from being invisible girl, especially when she's confronted with an alpha male oozing with virilaity.
Which never made sense becuase the parent traits aren't even super tier like a superman or asgardian bitch.
I hate how capeshit writers write women and their dialogue. No woman talks like this
I don't blame Reed for turning evil. Constantly cucked at every turn.
So when do you think Reed and Black Bolt get to together for there cuck coping classes?
Reed's probably into it. His rubbery body means that constriction of his penis has no more feeling than compression of the rest of him. The only way for him to feel arousal is watching his wife do with men what he can no longer do.
Have to admit she looks good for a thirty something mother of two.
Every single artist that draws her like that babyfaced skank Hessica Alba should be shot
I fucking HATE fake tans
I mean, isn’t this what the Illuminati is?
>Reed
Cucked by Namor, at the very least.
>Black Bolt
Cucked by Johnny and then Gorgon.
>Strange
Cucked by Ben Franklin and then dumped.
>Stark
Cucked too many times.
>Xavier
Dumped, but technically never really Cucked.
>Namor
Absolute Chad, although kinda-sorta cucked by Scott.
It's just spanx man, without that outfit, her figure would look like any regular american fatty.
>t. Doom
It’s alright Victor, Sue’s a size queen; you can’t please them all. But come on you Eurotrash, stop seething.
No wonder Reed ended up turning into a egomaniac villain
Oh shit now that I think of it, your right. Illuminati more like the Cucked Crew.
You forgot:
>Black Panther
Cucked by Wolverine.
>Namor
>Absolute Chad
Namor got cucked by everyone women that he shows the slightest interest in. And for the women that he attempts to marry, they tend to forget about him or turn into literal monsters and then die.
AROUND MUTIES
>Why don't you use your powers and disappear for good skank!
Relax Kamala, you haven't been cucked yet. Besides Scott is too brainwashed right now to fuck any non Mutant so you should be fine.
Cyke doesn't do married women, he ain't wolverine
She's been cucked.
I know by the very nature of forever ongoing comics marriages can't go without a little drama but has any cape wife ever been as slutty as Sue?
Give it a week or 2. Jean dies often and fast asf, Though I Emma grab Scott while he's down so that might be a problem for her but cross that bridge when you come to it.
Nobody ever really chooses Namor over their real chose. Also Scott entirely cucked him and Reed also wins against him
Kamala should consider becoming a red head if she wants the mutie
That's opening a whole new can of trouble for herself.
Kamala should consider becoming the phoenix*
Poor Kamala, she literally saved Teen Scott from the drama he found himself in when he was in the present with the X-Men. He had almost become suicidal by then.
Kamala, just go there and kidnap Older Scott. He'll thank you eventually.
How of women talk?
That's not a good idea either. least Inhuman who had that went crazier then he already was and got into 2 fights with his dad.
Look this was indeed shit writing, but work on that reading comprehension. She wanted to be like her younger brother herself. She didn't want Reed to be like him.
God Ultimate Sue sucks.
We all meme about Sue but what about autistic Richards? Did Reed ever crossed the line?
The Sue of that universe was always a whore.
When he decides to abandon her and his family so that he can do SCIENCE! with either an alternate reality Reed, Stark, Doom, or T'challa.
>tfw I first heard of the fantastic four I always thought sue and johnny were married instead of being siblings
I'm guessing it's because of Reed and Sue's cosmic ray biology and Franklin having the X-gene.
A Sue and Cyclops kid could be really powerful. Summers family is powerful and Sue has the cosmic rays so that kid can definitely develop some OP powers.
It's because they never been with a woman.
Wasp use to flirt with everyone including villains all the time
She cheated on Ant-Man with all the Avengers.
-In the series of Mark Millar, Reed's ex-girlfriend makes an appearance, she is also a scientist, they flirt a little.
-She feels intellectually inferior compared to her, becomes jealous.
I thought cucks don't threaten bulls.
Beautiful.
Sue...you're gay.
Jesus Christ who wrote this? No sister wants to act like their younger brother.
do you think reed has watched sue get BLACKED by black panther or lure cage?
DAMNIT JEAN, NOT AGAIN!
Scott and the Fantastic Four are using the same color scheme for their costumes.
Mark Millar didn't create Alyssa Moy, she's from Chris Claremont's forgotten FF run, where she was slightly less flirty but Sue was even more jealous.
I'm glad that Fraction retconned this shit. Byrne has issues.
It only seems drastic but considering Reed is a genius is at most 18 years old so the age difference is about 5-6 years. Also is that first box real or an edit?
>fuck sue
Yeah, half of the Marvel Universe already done that.
Are you attempting to say that its okay for an 18 year old to date a 12 year old because they are only 6 years apart?
>K1K3
What did the FF mean with this?
This is a really good Photoshop desu.
Also Reed just looks like he just wants to live a normal life in that panel.
Namor is no chad. He gets treated like trash by the two woman he wants the most. He treats them like queen but the only time Susan ever wanted him was when she was pissed at Reed and wanted a good dicking to feel like she's still visible and wanted by men. Emma didn't even see him as good enough top replace Cyclops even though they were going through some turbulence, and even when she was drunk off the phoenix force and out of her mind, she'd only do it with him telepathicly. That sounds like a loser. Sure he may get tons of pussy, but the quality ones will never be his.
HIDE THE CUTIES
Don't worry kamala, Cykes is too busy fending off Jean's game of tongue hockey to care about Sue,
relax, it’s fine. when I was 18, I dated a 11 and a half year old girl. she was quite developed (especially in the rear end). she didn’t want to have vaginal sex, so we only did anal. I swear her butthole could stretch like a fucking balloon.
None that i know off, married ones anyway.
Things that you imagined for 500 Alex.
>Have the biggest dick in Marvel U
>cucked
Niggas. Reed would be getting sex proposals from random women every day if he existed.
I've done, that's canon, Sue usually mentions it.
They'd cheat on him with someone who's more handsome. Then cheat on him with someone who's more handsome, taller and with a big dick. The average roastie can never be satisfied. Christina Applegate stood up Brad motherfucking Pitt.
...at the same time?
I wouldn't put it past Janet. She certainly made out with the entire Avengers at the same time in front of Hank.
Every universe one or more of Reed's friends want to fuck Sue. I'm not sure why she is kinda overrated her vagina is a mary sue.
>Havok joins the Avengers
>Literally next issue Janet starts slutting up to him
Wonder how long Tony will be able to keep her tied down.
Well she initially did it to try and get him to notice her but it backfired on her. Also in the reality where Jane became Thordis it 's Hank who is lusting over female Thor.
Nigga , after a certain length and girth, then it comes down to looks and personality. Expanding his dick to 13 inches ain't gonna matter anymore than when his dick was 10 inches. If she's not into you, having a 15 inch dick won't matter one bit nor will it stop her from fucking that alpha chad with a 10 inch dick and cumming like crazy.
Sue has a thing for brunette's. First Peter because he's charming and intelligent and now Scott because of his fucking swag and the fact that he has super sperm.
I love how there's not one, not two, but several realities where Sue marries Peter instead of Reed. He truly is the most cucked man in the multiverse. I kind of feel bad for him.
No more than Black Bolt.
Greg Land = not canon
Cyclops says you shouldn't practice by yourself?
Odd thing to say.
Maybe he meant you learn more by interacting in an environment where other people are throwing their powers around to simulate real-world experience.
Sue says
>Nah, he just don't know what it's like to fuck up in front of other people. It can be embarrassing. And us women have it hard enough as it is.
Fuck what?
In retrospect besides Maker being the best fucking thing to come out of them Ultimate Fantastic Four really soured me on them in the 616.
In a row.
She did fucking WHAT?
If you have sex with Sue will you see your own cumshot? Combined with Reeds powers that’s some /d/ tier sex life.
This is why people lust so much after her
AH SHIT NIGGA
I don't think it works like that. Otherwise you'd always see what Sue has eaten/drank recently.
I think there's a Tracy Scops comic where Spiderman blows inside Sue and you can see all the action because she's half-invisible if you really wanna go chase that down.
Many times. I don't blame Sue for wanting to cheat on him.
Yeah. They appeared at some Award Show together back in the late 90s I think, and she went home with some then-famous rockstar. Another gal that Pitt dated, who was a singer or something, went up on stage and said his dick wasn't big enough. Like I said user, thots can fuck Brad Pitt and Jude Law, then turn around and say "hm, well sweetie, your cock isn't 8 inches, sorry". Then they'll fuck ThudnerCock but cheat on him with the more handsome and richer guy or something. A thot's a thot's a thot and so on and so forth.
Doom has the right idea.
>Doesn't like age cap romance
Get out. Only normalfags get mad at this stuff.
Who's the superior waifu femHank or femReed?
That is not what user meant. 6 years age cap is not even that bad if he started dating her when she was turned 18.
>I kind of feel bad for him
Expect when you realize that Reed kinda deserves it a lot times.
Is there like any alt universes were he's married to someone other than sue?
How did sue end up with black bolt did medusa die?
all those powerful reeds in the council of reeds married their job, given the number of alt reeds with the infinity gauntlet, i'd guess the majority are cucked.
Does Sue count as psychic? Because if so, i want her far away from my boy Cykes.
It's okay Kamala just have weird stretchy sex with reed
Where is the universe were sue gets cucked by a genderbend namor?
That's right. He's so against sleeping with married women, he left his own wife.
There is a universe where she was the only survivor of the cosmic rays, all died except her.
She ends up married to a black Namor and being queen of Atlantis, they fucked a lot because she gave him five children.
Anyone have that page from end of Hickman run where Sue and Medusa unveil Black Bolt and Sue licks her lips? haha for a friend
This feels like someone's fetish on paper.
I would treasure my bipolar waifu
Isn't that just the girl from Fathom?
Well I mean, Claremont was the writer
Claremont wrote it...
Sounds more like Sue cucks Reed out of ruling the universe.
It's Claremont, baby. Every fetish you need is what he has
Ultimate Sue is a slut tho
She's never been a slut except for in that fuck awful Ultimates story. I'm getting real tired of this forced cuck meme.
What married woman go skinny dipping alone with a handsome and rich man that isn't her husband?
I know, in reality the Sue of 616 is quite faithful and tolerant of Reed, he is very lucky for that, the Sue of other universes are a little bitch.
Please show me a followup page where anything happened. Oh wait, its the same 4 images in every Fantastic Four thread with literal AU images.
True.
She has never cheated on Reed though, Black Panther got the wrong idea. Also fuck this bullshit with characters not being allowed to settle down with a SO. Love triangles are gay, fuck those people that try to fuck up every one's relationship. Marvel can't contain itself, nobody is fucking allowed to just be with and love someone.
Even if she slaps you?
THEY'RE BOTH SWIMMING NAKED AND ALMOST HUMPING EACH OTHER. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT, NIGGA? PENIS IN VAGINA?
These books are long running dramas, any prominent couple is inevitably going to have problems. It's easy drama
She was literally alone when this scene starts. You fags never read comics, you just want to force your faggy fetishes.
Funfact: the Fantastic Four helped create the costumes for the X-Men introduced in Giant Size
especially if she slapped me
>"Well, I guess there is only one thing I can say... FUCK you ingrates, and all the years I carried you, it's not as if blonde bimbos with super power are an endangered species. Later shitstains. I'm out. Have 'fun' dying the next time something that involves basic problem solving comes up. Don't bother to call."
Hannah needs a hug
>People make fun of Hannah because they all think he beat up Janus
Usually the realities where Reed doesn't marry Sue are also the realities where Reed turns evil, so I doubt it.
wtf byrne is based?
Remember when Bendis implied Lois cheated on Clark with Lex?
>universes where his genius that is capable of bending reality itself to his whims isn't held back by any force, let alone thot puss
>universes where a blond bimbo who never appreciates him can turn him into a mild mannered cuck who is barely relevant outside their books and events
I mean, I already know the answer, but is pussy such a destructive force?
Fuck bendis
yeah why would he ever change to stone if the purple form had all the same powers and more?
He didn't, you just jumped to conclusions.
Only issues I have is that Marvel was too cowardly to let me regress Sue to 14 during my run!
At least Kamala finally knows how Sam and Miles feel after she cucked them.
not on my watch Jean Gray or should I say Jean Gay.
Why'd they change this niggas entire haircut in panel three. Got him looking like fucking Frankenstein.
Kamala can shapeshift herself some aspects to compete against Jean but everyone and their mother will know that those aspects are just as fake as Emma's aspects.
Amazing
With cosmic-ness in place of a telepath, the kid would probably be Vulcan level or beyond just at birth.
A good writer would make the rock form to be stronger, and maybe the energy form is more vulnerable to physical attacks, with a chance of losing cohesion.
But we had Hackman.
Don't think it was every explain what the difference between the two forms were.
That's what most men want, before whores enter their lives.
What Happened?
What's 10 plus 10?
no
I've been meaning to read the Fantastic Four, but is Sue really this much of a whore? Really saps away at my motivation to read it.
no, but like imagine undulating his dick like a vibrator while he's inside of a girl. it's not just a matter of expanding. With enough ingenuity, reed could become a sex god.
she is the worst
>They'd cheat on him with someone who's more handsome.
youtu.be
He could always make himself more handsome you know.
>sucking Morrison cock when he writes like shit
>cuck fetish
What is wrong with this board?
F-Fuck bros, is Reed the UberChad? Although in the books, IIRC, he could only do stuff like that for a limited time. Although if he cared enough he could go to the lengths of Maker. And Hell, back in the Hickman days he was drawn as a Buff Daddy. Y'Know, I'm starting to understand Doom...
Reed doesnt even to work out to maintain his physique due to his shapeshifting powers.
This is my ship.
F-Fucking REEEEEEEEEEEchards!
Not as good as my ship.
Based John "14 is prime" Byrne.
To be honest, she has to put up with Reed's autism and guy is too busy with SCIENCE.
Around half a Franklin. Franklin got his X-gene from Sue but has several other sources of power.
Tony himself is a slut so not very long.
He became the Maker to impress Sue?
What a slut.
Pussy is a double-edged sword, it either destroys or saves. Just look at Earth-3490. Civil War was completely diverted simply because Tony had a pussy.
>still has her issues with the avengers
>makes "Ultrina"
>Ultrina has a thing for you because of the shared brain patterns with Lady Pym
>kidnaps you for logical reasons
>trying to compute their feelings
>robo sex happens
>dat nano machine vag
>time passes
>lady Pymtron happens
>dat human mouth
>dat nano machine vag again
based
>can expand any part of himself
>still can't turn into a bicycle
Based fish
Super easy to find. It's titled "Future Foundation"
Namor is a bitch.
are you delusional? she may have been alone but now she's right up in his face naked.
you're telling me if you had a wife and she was taking a bath somewhere and some other guy comes in and they get real close and he's talking about how special she is and she doesn't immediately tell him to get the fuck out you aren't gonna think that's bullshit?
And then Reed and Otto became a gay
no....
FemHank. Not even close.
Tony's a Player, not a Slut.
>no juggernaut in the She-Hulk row
But hey nothing happened. Also you can kinda blame Reed with being too autistic about science when he should be more focused on his family.
Ben never appeared in any of Hickman's Ultimate work. It was Bendis that made him Wonder Man and it was Humphries and Fiaklov that did the swapping between forms.
what is with cucking and reed and sue
Johnny fucked Crystal and her mom. Based.
Nah, everyone knows shes been wet for Spider-Mans dick ever since he busted into the Baxter building.
She even made him a fucking sandwich.
sue is a whore
actually Medusa is Crystal's Sister but yeah he got to dip his dick in Royal Pussy twice.
>Too busy dodging Jean’s gay lobotomy
FTFY
That's why I love her, user.
Sheeit, even Kam can. Reed is just ungifted
Sue is canonically the hottest woman in the universe. There's not a person alive who doesn't want a piece of that.
Na, I wouldn't say hottest. Slutiest, most willing to flirt. I'd say MJ probably is.
Your opinion doesn't matter.
SUPERHERO PORN SUCKS ASS AND IS COMPLETE GARBAGE.
LISTEN.
THEIR WHOLE THING THAT SETS THEM APART FROM LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE IS THE SPECIAL POWERS THAT THEY HAVE. BUT DO ARTISTS USE THAT? FUCK NO. IT'S THE SAME FUCKING POSES, THE SAME FUCKING NORMAL BODY SHAPES, THE SAME DISTINCTLY NON-FLYING, NON-SHAPESHIFTING, NON-ELASTIC, NON-HEAT VISION, NON-POWERED LAME ASS REGULAR PEOPLE SEX.
WHEN I GOOGLE UP SOME DEBAUCHED SUPERHERO PORN THE LAST THING I WANT TO SEE IS SOME LADY LAYING ON A BED OR A DUDE JUST WHACKING IT. I WANNA SEE THE KINKY SHIT. I WANNA SEE REED RICHARDS PUTTING 40 FEET OF DICK INTO SOMEONE. I WANNA WATCH KAMALA HOLD SOMEONE DOWN WITH HER ENORMOUS HANDS AND GET JIGGY WITH IT. I WANNA WHACK IT TO QUICKSILVER TIMESTOP PORN.
SUPERHERO PORN ARTISTS GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND PUT IN THE EFFORT TO USE THE DAMN CHARACTERS' POWERS YOU IMAGINATION-DEFICIENT COLON SLURPERS
>Christina Applegate stood up Brad motherfucking Pitt.
That don't impress me much
This autists speaks the truth
mary whore is tony's cum receptacle
I'M JUST MAD
MAD ABOUT PORN
It was retconned during Slott's run and then made canon again somehow recently. I just hope Slott flipped his shit over that. I know he would get pissed over finding out about that.
>Wolverine fucked Squirrel Girl
Wait what?
It's based on this page displaying the inside of his mind, and an issue of New Avengers (I think, not sure) where Squirrel Girl applies to babysit Danielle Cage while Wolverine is with the Avengers and both characters greet each other with, "Oh, hey...you."
Ah so it was based on a fantasy then. I haven't read much Squirrel Girl since they gave her her own series but that didn't sound right.
>Tony and Jan both catch themselves in bed with Havok at different times
>whoops
>Sue only actually fucked one guy other than Reed
Well she may not be a slut but she is certainly one hell of a tease.
Nah they definitely fucked
That seems pretty out of character for Squirrel Girl in that era. Kind of wish they would have shown how that happened instead of just throwing her in Logan's trophy pile.
Sure it does if we're talking cannonicly. It's not really opinion really, more a state of fact.
Are they really fake when she can shift herself on a molecular level? Nothing fake in there
But for real though, its all about that Spider-Dick
Isn't he super racist against anyone who's not a mutie tho?
sue has the x gene
Same shit, different name. They both have gone around the block a lot.
Poor girl will never get that white mutie infidel daddy cock.
Hit me harder Hannah!
You're right. I can only name four things off the top of my head like that, and they only sort of count
>Iceman freezing Wolverine while he's fucking him
>Xavier using telepathy to beg Wolverine to stop fucking Scott
>Gwenpool jumping into a doujin and getting fucked by the villain
>I haven't seen any, but I'm sure there's futa Kamala
Jean is a manwhore
Why were you looking at gay mutie porn, user?
To enjoy while I masturbate, friendo.
>Jean is a manwhore who just wants sex, not a real relationship
>Hannah is a troubled but bright woman who just deserves a hug
>Gwenpool jumping into a doujin and getting fucked by the villain
i require a source
>Hannah's only friends are the ants
Stop trying to make me fall in love with her.
if you want some shapeshifters porn search up rokudenashi
>The ants are loyal and will never leave me unlike Jean!
Nigga, it's literally the only gwenpool doujin
God bless Japan.
*mugga
Ahhh that explains it
In what fucking universe does that look like a woman?
I might be reading into it like an autist, but the dialogue is implying that Squirrel Girl fucked Wolverine, not the other way around.
SHE’S the one saying “let’s be professional”, he’s the one saying “You look amazing” whereas she is just saying “You look good”.
Now, THAT is in line with the mythology of Squirrel Girl. The one who conquered Wolverine’s dick.
I think your comment more fits this as mine had nothing to do with Squirrel Girl or Wolverine. however thank you for the opinion that panel.
She can't invade his mind and fuck with his thoughts so Scott would have a tough time getting hard
What issue is this?
Agreed
I'll never leave you Hannah!