Why did they murder him?

He was too white and too male.

to kill shipping and give the middle finger to shotafags. Neither fujos nor incels will ever, ever ship a white girl with a brown guy or find the brown guy attractive

The MC is already lesbo so I guess not

can I date you?

user, I....

he's a straight white male

>turns into a giant milf to save the day
>straight
Still loved him, RIP Shane.

My name's not Shane kid

Sucks to be you.

Shane arouses me due to his adolescent sweaty nerdiness, but Todd is that plus sweet latino deal.

Julia...

I'm not as skinny, and I don't know guitar

Cuz

Because shipfags need to die.

This, but I was never going to watch the show, just search for fanart of him

I never liked him. The show is better without.

>not as skinny
That dont matter baby

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Because he's a white male

it was slightly more okay to be a white male in 2015 than it is in 2019

Well I don't take very flattering pictures either. The last good picture I have is one from like 2 years ago

Oh wow the /pol/tards are coming out of the woodwork here. From what I’ve seen Shane was a stereotypical nerdy kid who plays guitar so of course they would get rid of an uninteresting character like that.

because he is a cis white male,dont you know those things are evil?

No one takes good pictures other than IG thotties dude, im sure youre fine
This, people complaining he got axed but if he stayed theyll call him a beta cuck that doent improve the show

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Okay fine
Here's the best I could take
I fucking hate my face shape

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Youre cute, kinda young looking but still cute

Thanks
Well I am only 18
My hair is really the only thing I have going for me

>prof_oak.jpg

nigga what

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He's androgynous.

at the beginning of the games he asks if you're a boy or a girl
if this dude is a dude, he needs glasses that aren't in widescreen and a hairstyle where the front/sides are shorter than the back. and he also needs to hit puberty sometime soon
if he's a chick then she needs to date me because cute.

This, try combing your hair back and getting cooler glasses. some guys keep their hair in a ponytail(not a manbun) and it's pretty cute.
>tfw we turning into /fa/

>if this dude is a dude, he needs glasses that aren't in widescreen and a hairstyle where the front/sides are shorter than the back. and he also needs to hit puberty sometime soon
Oh, okay
I'm already way past puberty though
What should I do?
I've mistaken for a girl before at resaurants

>Getting cooler glasses
Like what? I used to have some pretty round ones but looking back I looked dumb in them
And I think my face is too fat to pull off a man bun, though I've put it back sometimes for functional reasons

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>posting selfies on Yea Forums
wtf

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Fucker, work out, go outside more and tan, get a proper haircut. You look like someone's single lesbian aunt.

circular is bad.
acorn-shaped glasses are the ideal. You know, they look like a vending machine capsule viewed from the side.
and that user said NOT a manbun. because that's fucking awful unless you make sure the front has the lion's share of the hair (a chonmage)
Mate you clearly haven't, you don't have any trace of facial hair. it's okay, you're on the lower end of things, but it happens. you'll grow up. Just in the meantime, style your hair in a way that makes the front prominent. the sides should always be shorter than the back, but the back should be as long as you can grow it obviously. Look at some rockstars, you can't go wrong.

Posting selfies is fine. Posting it on Yea Forums is faggy

>white males
Yikes

Shane doesnt appeal to shotachads at all. The new guy is cuter

I've shaved recently, that's why I don't have much right now
Though my facial hair isn't particularly thick when it comes in, at least on my face
I'd like a moustache, eventually
I don't know much about hair, and my family who does would probably call it a mullet
also
>Acorn
ew, really?
They're so feminine looking
What about some more oval shaped ones?

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Well they're feminine when they have those corners on em, sure, but nice thin metal rim ones of that shape, with the nose-connector-part much further down where it belongs, those are just basic nice-looking glasses. The lower line at the top is what makes them masculine. You could also wear more square glasses ("aviator" I think that's called?) but I'm not sure you can pull that off yet.

First of all, quit shaving. jesus christ.
secondly yeah people love to toss the word mullet around, but as long as you aren't giving yourself a fucking crew cut with a rattail, you're fine. Basically you wanna follow the ABCs of good hair:
>Rockstars
>90s superheroes
>Popular depictions of Jesus

don't worry, you'll be fine. It just takes some guys longer. In the meantime lifting some weights will do you a lot of good.

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Facial hair works fairly well for covering up baby faces, and mullets are fucking hot. I was a late bloomer 18(people thought I was 11), so it could be happening to you. Anons are actually giving you sound advice, not everyone is a 10, but you can carry yourself like you are one.

I do have a pair of Aviator sunglasses with reflectors, though I don't have a pic of them right now. I'm kind of stuck with these glasses right now since I don't exactly have the dosh, and it'll be like a year or two before the insurance will cover another pair.

I only really NEED to shave my neck, since I don't want a neckbeard. I've just been shaving my face so it comes in thicker, though I don't know how well that's working. Its not very thick to be honest.

As for my hair, I'll browse a few a different hairstyles. See if maybe something else will work. Again, I don't know too much about this stuff, but maybe I could find something good.

I did USE to work out with my brother, but that's kind of fallen to the wayside lately. Though I do own some dumbells and a barbell in my room. I've been basically living the NEET lifestyle all summer, so once college starts and I have a bit more structure in my schedule, I could incorporate some of that into it.
I dunno
Thanks for the advice though

Kind of want to look like this guy, honestly

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or this
How do you get thick staches like this bros?

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Based. Gas all shotafags.

La goblina...

Maybe try not being a racist any more? Thanks, sweatie.

You look like the more mannish version of me, what the hell

you're balding lad, start losing weight asap

V-Vent?

>Tuca & Bertie'

who the fuck is Tuca & Bertie?

He looks like Liquid Chris.

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All I wish for is he BTFO all the other characters and keeps getting porn

He looks EXACTLY like me. Although the amount of
>white guy with medium brown hair and glasses
people you'll meet is quite a few.

What?

You're like my exact type, the fuck???

Is it happening? Don't cuck him for a hispanic on Discord, we can't take that again.

That's doubtful, the pic doesn't show it (maybe it does) but I'm not very in shape. Not like a fucking whale, but I do have a bit of pudge, especially my lower body

>>white guy with medium brown hair and glasses

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>not being 400 pounds
Step it up, senpai

Last time I checked I was somewhere in the 180s
Been like that for awhile

Little man

Believe me, I wish I was a twig like the in the OP

Based

His character design looks straight out of 2010

i miss that sweet angel. We only have the shitty trolls haunting the forums.

damn, even im better looking

Because he sucks and his design is terrible and he was easily the worst part of the pilot.

Because he has no style

Either puberty or a year on rogaine.

he has no grace

to smash the heteronormativity, besides he is just a nerd anyways

Because the thought of him being dead made someone on the production team smile.

*shoots kid*

I bet they killed our boy Shane, like Ian Brandon Anderson did to the true and honest Chris.

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HE BECAME A GIANT MOM. There is no returning from that.

hope they remembered to leave locations servcies off