>this outsold the lion king in china
This outsold the lion king in china
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>She has a Peking dick
nice
>she
trailer?
OH MY GOD
HOW CAN DISNEY POSSIBLY RECOVER AMIRITE OP?
Do people actually enjoy crude humor like this?
dunno about this picture but the trailer is more serious and focuses on action
Maybe people just hate realistic animals re acting a classic animated film.
Based Mousechad Always careful to only use on-brand reaction images.
The ONLY reason lion king made so much in America is because of Nostalgia.
China has zero nostalgia for western titles, so the cash grab remakes make almost nothing over there.
I don't care, OP.
it's just a random animated movie from china that I've never heard of before. I have no feelings towards it and we all know china would love a animated movie about their folklore and it doesn't damper Disney's party, The Lion King is still a mega success, so cry about it if you must, but don't tell me because I just don't care.
Thats no new thing
China fucking hates USA and their creations
Almost all Star Wars movies and marvel movies sold really fucking bad at china because Chinese people don’t give a shit about the USA, maybe that’s also why huawei is getting off google
It’s similar to Wolf Warrior 2 / Wandering Earth. Chinese go to theatre watching it mostly because of nationalism and virus spreads in social media.
The animation itself is perfectly... eh. Unremarkable. Lots and lots of sameface and uninspired designs.
There's cultural love for the story. But it's going to sell all of two fucking tickets outside of China. The Nezha story has been repeatedly adapted to animation in China, and does okay there, and the rest of the world just goes "is this seriously the best you can do, China?"
Kung Fu Panda, Despicable Me, and Zootopia were huge in China. It's a crapshoot, some things do exceedingly well there that were expected to, some do surprisingly well, some do surprisingly bad.
>It’s similar to Wolf Warrior 2 / Wandering Earth. Chinese go to theatre watching it mostly because of nationalism and virus spreads in social media.
This. It's a State-approved animated movie. You Will Buy Tickets, won't you? How's your social credit account, citizen?
>is this seriously the best you can do, China?
It seems that anything that would be remotely interesting is usually prolonged for god knows how long or killed off, pic related
>"sun wu kong: again" beat Animal Movie
>in china
wow!!!
Looks like shit.
>marvel movies sold really fucking bad at china
Avengers Endgame is the highest grossed foreign film in China.
fuck im hungry
It's basically a generic Chinese fairy tale. Maybe decent or not in shit tier but nowhere in comparison to top tier Ghibli / Pixar's production. Chinese over-hype it because they think it is a milestone of the local animation industry, just like how they highly praised Wandering Earth as milestone of Chinese local Sci-Fi movie.
Also the producer is planning to make cinematic universe of "Fengshen Yanyi" in animations
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Just from this picture it makes complete sense, bug people love crude humor like this.
>Chinese fairy tale
'Nuff said, the bug men will support anything that they can hail as "CHINA NUMBA 1" even if it is complete fucking garbage.
You cared enough to post in this thread.
You could have ignored it.
A literal communist dystopia led by winnie the pooh has more creative output than the animation company that made animation mainstream
Why can't we get movies this good? It actually looks fun and has soul
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Chinese are ripping Gorillaz now?
It's sad because it's another animated retelling of a legend that they've told in animated form several times already, and the character designs genuinely look like shit. Just from the clip, there's heavy re-use.
And they can do better. Next-Gen was... okay. Better than this looks.
How can the chinese afford movie tickets in massivve numbers if cinemas charge about the same as in the west and the average income is like five dollars a day?
Do the chinese just fucking give up on eating to go watch movies?
The Chinese middle class is bigger than the entire US population.
this looks cool
I heard the issue with Star Wars is that the Chinese are primarily Prequelfags as a result of those movies being their first official exposure to the franchise so the strategy of making all Star Wars movies focus on OT pandering doesn't fucking work on them.
True, but it's a society completely unused to HAVING a middle class, so there's no long-standing social norms or guidelines for how to not be a damn jackass with money. And that's how you get literally the worst tourists in the world, people who think because they have money they should be allowed do anything they want, right up to and including carving their fucking names on the walls inside the pyramids of Egypt.
And going in droves to see a shitty movie about a generic mythical warrior who peed as a kid. WOW.
Oh boy. Another Journey to the West adaptation by Chinese cinema.
>this looks cool
It's not Journey to the West!
...It is, however, about a character that appears in Journey to the West.
This seems even more spoilery than American trailers.
It's literally a legend everyone in the country knows by heart. They don't even seem to be taking many liberties that weren't already done in the animated series a few years back.
Shit comes pre-spoiled.
>Implying china has any other stories
It's ALWAYS journey to the west, even when it isn't.
Looks like someone asked Jamie Hewlett to do a model of peeing Calvin
>mfw
this looks sick as hell
>'Nuff said, the bug men will support anything that they can hail as "CHINA NUMBA 1" even if it is complete fucking garbage.
Just like America.
Then why doesn't Marvel just make a movie about Monkey King instead of garbage bin Bruce Lee?
Communism crush creativity and artistic talent. The people who work on this repeat a skill learned in foreign lands, but don't understand the creative and emotional process involved in making a movie or a cartoon.
Don't worry in a few years USA will be the same, just lest California spread further a little bit.
chinese is such disgusting language
Chinese gertrude?
>le california commie meme
seethe
it's pathetic seeing these posters from flyover states pretend to be morally superior to an objectively more successful and more capitalist state
>right up to and including carving their fucking names on the walls inside the pyramids of Egypt.
That was some punk fifteen-year-old kid. Even at home he was roasted for it.
To be honest, if wasn't for the chinese letters and it's in chinese I couldn't point it's a chinese production or a Dreamworks one.
>it's a meymey shut up and obey
>yet doesn't even disprve it, and only fling insults to put yourself on a pedestal instead.
You just don't make that shit up.
Do they have any other stories?
you have already been disproved, you just refuse to listen.
it has the fifth highest gdp in the world, even compared to countries that aren't states. businesses flock to it. it is where capitalists go to make money.
california is the teet that you flyovers suckle just to stay alive and all you can do is seethe angrily because you know it is better than you, despite hosting politics that you disagree with. because it shows that your political beliefs are a fiction, so instead you conjure up a fictional version of california to cope.
that's all you ever do. seethe and cope.
Kinda looks like Boo from Monsters Inc.
>sun wukong
>avatar the last airbender
>asura's wrath
>naruto flashback
>that scene in superman returns where he lifts the kryptonite continent into space
I've noticed CartoonBrew is DESPERATE to try and give any sense of a "loss" to Disney by repeatedly highlighting some foreign movie that did better in its own country than Toy Story 4 or Lion King remake or whatever. It comes across as really desperate and pathetic. I don't even like those two movies, but I'm not bitter enough to refuse to admit that they make bank.
>Disney BTFO by actual Chink Quality
>cartoonjew
Pastebin or get fucked
Looks cool. Too bad Chinese is such an ugly language, even worse than French.
That's not true, sometimes we adapt Romance of the Three Kingdom and Water Margin! If we're being ambitious, we might even adapt Jin Yong's works like the Condor Hero Trilogy for the 10th time!
Nezha is supposed to look feminine. He was trap before traps were even a thing. What in the actual fuck. Film ruined by character design
Fuck this film. Not my nezha
He looks like a girl though, an ugly girl
>this outsold the lion king in china
Good
It's Nezha you dumb fucks. all though he does fight wukong in one of Chinese folk tales...
>Ugly brat Nezha instead of kind pretty boy.
Now I'm interested too.
Faggot
>Capitalist
>California.
Literally the only part of it that's working is Silicon Valley which exists solely due to the firms being too large to care about the heavy tax and regulation and your slave labour tier agriculture that is reliant on illegal immigration and shrinking water supplies.
>Not liking pretty boy nezha
Soo a movie about a futa?
Maybe 20 years ago. Now? It's got a large GDP because of a large population. No one with any sense at all would set up a business in california. Capital flight is at an all time high and unless you're established in the field or already wealthy enough that you're just making a business in the area because you're too lazy to hire elsewhere than the dregs of the tech field, you're not setting up a business in CA.
Yes kids enjoy crude humor in kids shows.
Who knew?
I don't mind pretty boy Ne Zha. Just the idea of an anti-Ne Zha who is an ugly brat who does not behave well is kinda interesting.
Next-Gen was so bad I can't imagine any other film being that bad.
>Wukong
>Nezha
Chinese are copying warframe/smite!!!
Most of those jackasses with money abroad are usually the upper rich class. They have no need to worry about money because they already smuggled it out of the country and into some offshore account.
Ha, well the joke's on them, "ugly" bratty boys are my fetish.
The actual animation looks really cool in some parts, it's definitely not "Any screenshot is a wallpaper" material though, like the stills are ugly but it looks nice in motion.
Most people aren't "better than thou" fart huffers like you.
What is this, a card game show? What's with the ducktail thing he's go goin on?
Ducktail thing?
>that hair
This is some yu gi oh bullshit
China likes them cute and funny.
I prefer Japanese Nezha.
It's a video game anime, plot is super simple shonen fare but i just like it for all the cute boys.
And the crazy eyebrows.
>He doesnt know
Pompadour
There's always the original animation.
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What is it called?
Oh that, yeah that's just kind of his design to have this bancho tough guy delinquent look. Which is odd because he's actually a good kid, just kind of dumb and crude.
>An in house movie made in a country known for it's ultra nationalism did better than a foreign film
Color me fucking surprised
>Just kind of dumb and crude
That's all you need. He probably eats a lot, is hyperactive, and believes in the power of friendship or something.
Is that girl his sister, love interest, or both?
Hero Bank, was in the filename along with that episode number in particular. If you were thinking of giving it a watch it isnt a super long series and facinated me mostly because i'm pretty damn sure it was made as a stealth shotacon series, it doesnt have any hard nudity but the fan service is crazy
Not him:
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All when four films were yanked from this summer's Chinese mainstream movie schedule because muh ideological sidelining and questionable morals. Enlight is also the studio behind another domestic, live-action blockbuster 'The Mermaid'.
>He probably eats a lot, is hyperactive, and believes in the power of friendship or something.
Yes! Just how i like them. That's just his sister, he doesnt really like anyone in that way because he's kind of got that whole "Just sees everyone as a friend" asexual shonen-hero thing going on. But he does get really close his with his friend / rival, you know as once again shonen protags are want to do.
Dont Transformers movies and generic spectacle driven Hollywood movies do incredibly well over there though?
Yes, mosy people do.
Especially in China.
>i'm pretty damn sure it was made as a stealth shotacon series, it doesnt have any hard nudity but the fan service is crazy
Coincidentally that's what Ne Zha seems to be.
Blond friend a cute!
Any more of this lady in the rest of the show?
cute
Well depending on how old you want the Monkey King to look it can be seen as a whole story about it, if you want to take the Toriyama approach.
Yes he is! Though i like him more when he gets out of that emo rival phase and just gets along with the rest of the team. The candy shop lady doesnt show up a lot throughout the show but she does have a few scenes, notably in the obligatory swimming pool / bikini episode where her breasts size makes all the other girls feel small and inadequate.
>pool / bikini episode where her breasts size makes all the other girls feel small and inadequate
This shows got it all
The west can't compete
Very much so!
I still can't tell if it's a boy or a girl
Do you think girls can pee like OP?
Nezha is a patron saint of sorts for misfits in society and is especially popular among teenagers. Since he travels around on fiery wheels, he’s also a favorite among taxi drivers and other professional drivers.
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This show looks like it's made for Pachinko.
As other anons have said he's basically a trap before there was even such a term, he's super feminine looking. Literally "Draw a girl, call it a boy" situation. But he's also really powerful, so he has beauty and brawn.
He was born with super strength and the ability to speak, as well as spit rainbows.
It's not a big scene or anything but i did find it funny because i didnt think she'd be packing so much.
It does seem like a natural fit, what with the enemies exploding into piles of cash and coins. Would have loved to played a beat-em-up style game with the setting.
Lost my pic
Born with the ability to speak? Like as an infant? Because if it's just like speak as he gets older that sounds pretty normal.
Making him the main character of a movie sounds pretty cool because normally everyone plays second fiddle to Sun Wu Kong, like anyone related to the Journey to the West gets sidelined by him.
>Born with the ability to speak? Like as an infant
Yes, immediately.
I don't know how to feel about this
looks like shit
Oh, well yeah that is pretty damn impressive. Although realistically i'm not sure a baby would have much to say unless they were also divinely gifted with some kind of knowledge already.
I told you user, i really do think it was a stealth shota series, but more like "stealth", or maybe they just thought it was funny crude humor and it just happened to have a large male cast
>After gestating in his mother’s womb for three years and six months, Nezha was born with superhuman strength and the ability to speak.
>gestating in his mother’s womb for three years and six months
That kind of makes a bit more sense, he was in there for longer so i guess he heard enough people talking around him already? Or it has been such a long time he kind of counts as skipping the baby phase and going straight to toddler so speaking would be appropriate.
Lololol Amerimutts fucking BTFO
If you look around enough you may even find the gifs and webms some of which i made
Chinks now own their own Pixar/Disney. That means 3D is cheapo uninspired and easy techniques.
Disney BTFO
Pixar BTFO
I want a thighjob from this boy.
Transformers was one of the rare western properties China got back in the day, so they have nostalgia for it the same as America and Japan do.
>this outsold the lion king in china
Chinese citizens are obligate to pile in for domestic movies over corrupt western-dog cinema, or they will be assigned negative Social Points.
What's truly sad is that no other studio besides Disney has outgrossed China's top-grossing domestic film.
>Chinese are ripping _______ now?
The answer is automatically yes. The Chinese are literally stealing anything they can't outright extort usage of.
3D is trash
Candy shop babe is pure sex and I need more content of her.
I'm sure if you look around you'll find stuff, i dont have much cause i'm mostly into the series for the cute boy protag team. It's not a big series but it has a surprising amount of fan art considering that, and of course the more people getting into it the better.
3D has always been cheap, that's why so many movies, shows, video games, etc are moving away from hand drawn 2D and high quality pixel art.
Does China even care about Disney outside of what blockbusters they can manufacture?
Chinese like consuming popular Western stuff, so yes.
The old autocrats who run that dump try to restrict the citizenry's intake of Western media, they are afraid they might catch some affliction like independent thought.
That’s got to be hard What with America and even Japan’s proclivity for adding themes expressing the power of the individual and freedom.
Chinese like consuming popular Western stuff, so yes.
The old autocrats who run that dump try to restrict the citizenry's intake of Western media.
True. I saw a lot of bootleg Disney stuff last few times I went. And of course they adore Winnie the Pooh.
>That’s got to be hard What with America and even Japan’s proclivity for adding themes expressing the power of the individual and freedom
You'd be surprised at how easily it is to subvert a concept. A NY city real estate Jew has an army of six-pack joes convinced he's the champion of the little guy, in spite of all the evidence to the contrary. It's how you sell/twist it.
But user it subverted your expectations! That means it’s automatically genius!
Call me when they redo Feng Shen Bang Chuan Qi
CHUAN SHUO!
>Making him the main character of a movie sounds pretty cool because normally everyone plays second fiddle to Sun Wu Kong,
the studio already made a Monkey King movie.
Did it look as cool / ugly?
They hate nuwars cause of the nigger
This
Now they're never going to get the $32 million they need for the Lion King to be their fifth billion dollar movie this year
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I see what you mean now with the stealth shotacon and fan service thing. Main kid's ass is shown every episode in the opening, and what appears to be at least once within each episode one way or another. Also little, eye covered, green haired, thirsty Loli is adorable.
>Just like America
What are you even referring to here? Most big movie that even address American power are.cynical of it.
>Iron Man learns it was wrong of him to make weapons used in war by America and vows to stop
>Captain America is exploited by the government as a jingoistic showman, later fights a conspiracy that took over the government
Nezha is actually an amalgamation of baby Krishna and some obscure yaksha filtered through Bhuddism not Sun wukong
I thinkbsun Wukong himself might be based on Hanuman
The Chinese animators haven't figured out how to digitize teeth?
They were yanked because of the trade war, dingus
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What does that mea
Well that does look more creative than the Lion King remake.
>not knowing that CCP's publicity department now acts as the main media regulator
Holy shit my sides. Nezha has more soul put into than Pixar or even Anime.
Soul
Just picked this comic up, its great
>got em
Just you wait until the Chinese start doing everything better than us.
Nezha is an actual protection deity in Chinese Folklore. He's based more on the Ramayana, but makes an appearance in Journey to the West. The Movie just makes it more dark and edgy like Zack Snyder Era Superman
It's based off Chinese Folklore.
why would you compare a live-action film to an animated one, though?
They just do well because any fucking weekend there means a million profits for movies because that place is too fucking full of people.
...Are you retarded? Literally no soul, like everything China does.
Go watch their anime online faggot
What do Chinese People think of Anakin?
Everyone in the world but bipolar Amerisharts thinks little boy having a cheeky tinkle is hilarious. Burgers can't get into this because they're all raging pedophiles whose sexually repressed cocklust causes them to chimpout and rape children at the slightest visual trigger.
Tell me how the Lion King is "live-action" and not animated, retard.
I will be waiting.
Marvel also does well, do you have another excuse for that too?
I hope you realize China's "communism" is as capitalist as it gets.
Who am I kidding though, you are american
>Lion Kang
>Repugnant negros
>Based and redpilled Nexha
>Only GLORIOUS HAN
huh I guess it’s clear why glorious superior Chinese defeat filthy American pig dog!
That’s because all Americans are Jewish slaves, jews adore and worship pedophilia.
Superior Han wins again
No, the pigtail buns were just a male hairstyle at one point in ancient China.
Is this guy in SMT? Because I want to main it.
It happens quite a bit at the start but then is more like sprinkled throughout. But yeah they really do contrive ways for it to just happen like that.
Needs an edit of him pissing on Nala.
Fucking based China
i liked their recent product, is this going to have second season?
I'm guessing that dislike of the OT is part of why they dont like the new movies?
Overall the designs are just nice and cute, part of what drew me in and kept coming back for.
Those generic extras look about the same as what you find in any other 3D animated movie.
Yeah, but of the clips available it's largely the main character interacting with those generic extras.
Probably just set up, and even still if it’s about the same as every other studio that’s pretty good
It's just another "monkey king" movie that just plagiarizes western movies. Shit. This is stupid
Doesn’t look like it’s focused on the Monkey King at all though.
Why is blue cat so pissed off?
They certainly look unique, like an amalgamation of One Piece and Beyblade characters.
Doesn't China have any original ideas, or at least more than five stories? What happened with stories like Mulan, where they just forgot about they had those kind of stories?
Yeah it all works well together, even the uber edgelord looking kid because it’s something to break up all the color.
At this point Mulan honestly feels more like a Disney story than an original one from China.
Is it because China doesn't care about their culture?
Dann I love anime
No, it's more like China doesn't care about Mulan. I've been there multiple times, it's remarkable how unique culturally it all was, a little too authoritarian for my taste but still culturally fascinating. China didn't give a shit about Mulan before the Disney movie and they won't pretend like it matters now.
>the thread about some Foodfight tier abomination from China gets more replies than actual donghua kino
this board is suffering
Do they only care about Monkey King?
They make a lot of original movies, it's just that they feel compelled to make a Monkey King and/or Ne Zha movie multiple times every year, which are the few films that really reach us.
You are either ignorant or retarded. I bet you think Stan Lee invented Norse Mythology too
>They make a lot of original movies
look at the op
Read the rest of that post. It's probably because they're public domain, mythological figures, especially Ne Zha and Sun Wukong will inevitably get an adaption all the time. That doesn't necessarily mean that they're not doing anything original.
Little Door Gods was bad, so if this movie is anything like that one I'm a bit worried about the quality.
I thought China citizens had to care about glorious original stories like Mulan? Why don’t they care about that one?
>Nezha
No shit it beat the Lion King it's designed to pander to chinks via their culture. Just like the Lion King was created to pander toward Judeo-Christian white people as hard as it possibly could.
It was a story before the cultural revolution
>I thought China citizens had to care about glorious original stories like Mulan? Why don’t they care about that one?
Because they know the real story. The one where Mulan gets raped multiple times.
source? China wouldn't do something that inhumane
you need better glasses
She gets summoned to the palace to be a concubine (guess what that means) and then kills herself.
It's just not good propaganda. If it's not going to glorify communism and Chairman Mao as a capable and righteous leader then why bother.
Also remember that fact that Mulan is just one of the few stories from them we know in the west, not every folk tale gets the Robin Hood, Sun Wukong, Batman treatment of constant adaptions.
Oh, yeah that’s a yikes then
Yeah the Disney one is kinda the fairy tale cute one for kids. But then there's the classic novel that's uh...quite a bit darker.
When the fuck are they gonna resume production on this? It looked so damn fun.
Well up close he looks more contemplative. Like "did I leave the oven on?" Or "wait a minute, Namekians don't have penises!".
So she's China's Lucretia? Of course she wouldn't have more adaptions. Unless she turns into a snake headed monster that turns men to stone or something,no one's gonna touch that.
Why does she kill herself
Ethnic Nationalism. She kills herself rather than serve a foreign (mongol) ruler, the Khan.
Most of the fairy tales are darker, but that doesn't mean that they shouldn't care about them.
>Banned from region chat
Powerboosted upstart with a stick battling the gods
It is difficult to find a similar aesthetic, closest is something like Yugioh, or yeah Beyblade but i kind of dropped out of that series after the first few seasons with the original cast. Maybe i'm blinded by my nostalgia for it though.
But they even had concubines in the Disney Mulan and they just looked like expensively dressed ladies flirting with guys.
Okay but the person doing that still isnt the Monkey King.
It's similar, yes, but the story of Na Zhe is 1 older than the Monkey Kings and 2 isn't about some rebellious ass hole fighting the gods, God of War style. The similarities are merely surface level. Also a lot of the other Chinese gods aren't really action movie worthy, and the ones who are, like Guan Yu and Zhong Kui aren't youthful and boisterous enough to be bankable children's animated Blockbusters.
So it's like chinese Dennis the menace instead of a cute trap?
The hell is with the focus on boys peeing?
This some kinda shota-bait movie? I wouldn't be surprised if they animated a penis on that model
Why do you earthers have so many hang ups?
Serious Gorillaz vibes
>implying opinions of ant people matter
no normal person enjoys cgi lion king
If he had a more boyish haircut i would let him dom me.
This is giving me Smite flashbacks.
Used this fucker a lot.
user pls do not lewd
Nezha is cute and I want to see him naked.
There's something particularly unappealing about this style that I can't put my finger on
Those wheels are some really cool fantasy element for floating, flying, and speedstering. If i had to choose between winged boots and those things it would absolutely be those.
Why does he have winged boots
I dont know if he does, but i was thinking more like something Hermes would use. Their method of getting around that is, i thought he was known for having the winged boots?
You have pleb taste, that's all.
It's really not.
They're the ones who started it.
Chinese used to show little boy dick all the time, didn't they?
I doubt they will for this movie, though the prominence of peeing and butts makes me wonder
Substitute "USA" with "Minorities"
>zie
>Chinese are primarily Prequelfags
Fucking bugmen.
Why do chinese animate themselves looking like white people?
Why do japanese draw themselves as white people?
Why do europeans draw themselves as white people?
They are white
All humans are white
The middle class of China is so repressed they totally leap at anything deviant seen associally acceptable, and with so few options approved by the government they can’t get choosy.
Like the Victorian upper class.
Shit, China just banned four movies with no warning the week of the premiers that previously conformed to standards since suddenly everything got more scrutiny due to the upcoming 70th anniversary of the reds taking over. One of them is literally government sponsored pro-Chinese propaganda about fighting Japan in World War 2, but even if they didn’t specify it the Chinese side was the Nationalists and they didn’t want anything glorifying them.
China sunk a fuckton of cash into those studios so they could compete with the west, and now they are going to lose millions.
You just sound like a bitter Chinese American.
They're about 20% of the entire worlds population, while the US is 4.5% of the worlds population, it only makes sense.
Is he saying "Mei wenti"? 没问题
>Crit chance maxed out, High Attack speed, and life steel
So how is this pedo-bait thread Yea Forums related, if it's a chinese cartoon?
I went to one major city in China and saw a kid with a large hole in his crotch and thought he just unfortunately had torn pants, until I noticed that almost all toddler aged children had open crotched pants of some sort to relieve themselves, usually in a sewer drain or behind walls out of view.
But whats their gender?
Where does one find self pleasuring material based on Nezha...
>ANOTHER Nezha movie
China has so many myths they can pull from, can they please use deities other than Nezha and Sun Wukong?
No
>I would watch Nezha, but I have no eyeballs to see it with.
Since the Chinese government axes anything else religious, magical, or too historical, no.
why bother when those gets axed by gov't and these get the big bux
Why does China hate us again? Is it because everyone hates them and they just want someone to blame for Hong Kong?
user why didn’t you post anything?
We like the environment and try to protect it
Based China letting girl asses in their kids films
If America jerked itself off half as much as China does than people would riot, but China is narcissistic to the point of comedy
that's a boy
>He is unaware
>China sunk a fuckton of cash into those studios so they could compete with the west, and now they are going to lose millions.
Oh boy. This is why Rock Dog 2 is happening, isn't it. Goddammit, China.
>Rock Dog 2
What is this?
I temper reading that China got buthurt because of Kung fu panda so they started pushing all these movies
They already made a Kung fu Panda rip-off because of that though.
I can’t tell if this is really China’s attempt at Kung Fu panda or just a generic Chinese rip off of Kung fu panda
>Rebecca Black
NANI THE FUCK?!
What's the difference?
>Implying
China does a shitload of things wrong but they've fucking screwed a shitload of their own people to fix the environment while the US has rolled back every regulation and is encouraging companies to pollute more.
>The hell is with the focus on boys peeing?
Sun Wukong pissed on Buddah, which is kind of a big deal
>Sun Wukong pissed on Buddah
what
>China
>Doing anything to fix the environment
Uh huh. Sure, bruh.
I think he means, is it a serious production in vain of Kung Fu Panda or is it a "from the people who saw Shrek", bargain bin, shameless rip off Kung Fu panda, that just happens to be from China this time.
It actually is the former, and was a box office bomb in China and overseas, losing around $104 million, despite being the first internationally released animated Chinese movie. It did miraculously get a better sequal though.
sun wukon fuck everything up in the Chinese pantheon, so the jade emperor asks budda for help, budda challenges son wukong stand on buddha and jump as high as possible, he does and reaches the pillars of the universe, then writes his name in one of them and pees on them, then when he comes back budda shows him that his fingers have the writing and the pee in them because his finger are the pillars of the universe.
Of course they do, remember the four pests campaign?
it's not a cat!
>Most big movies
>Only lists two films
There's dozens upon dozens of films that are nothing but pro-war propaganda that do nothing except jack off to america's world power status
>Still stuck in the 90’s
How many movies boast about ancient Chinese Medicine them kill billions of animals?
Rabbit?
cute feet
This x100. His hairstyle ruins it a lot.
They are separate beings in the same fucking mythology
Probably the closest we'll get to a Asura's Wrath movie.
Panty Moistener: Reloaded
the USA is manipulative and corrupt.
the whole planet hates cuba, middle esterns and comunist people only becase they are america enemies. why should somebody in the neatherlands, australia or south america fear these people?
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Looks cheap, kinda like Illumination. Meh.
I'd love for nu-Lion King to fail as much as the next Yea Forumsmrade, but it's not gonna happen at this point. It's a roaring success again, for some goddamn reason.
Took me some time.
Has Calvin ever actually done this? In what strip?
but then how was I supposed to let you know of my apathy?
Finally.
Official merchandise. And the only one.
thats pretty weird
They can't afford diapers.
That's a pretty detailed boy ass.
Seriously, what are you supposed to take away from this poster?
No. It's a bootleg that went viral, Watterson would never allow anything like that.
That it's CRUDE, EDGY AND IN YOUR FACE.
That's about it.
I blame shrek for starting this trend
Looking at the trailer: abused or bullied kid gains superpowers, goes and wrecks everything.
The abused rises up and wrecks everything/the jerks who beat him up. Of course it's successful, it's the chinese dream, what they hope for. This might be the chinese Star Wars. Or Brightburn, I guess.
That i'm going to press my face into it.
Seems kinda odd for chinese mythology
He's ugly and cute
China has a tenuous position, keeping control by providing enough positives and cultural value that they don’t need to resort to mass fear and violence.
They are paranoid about any threat, ANY THREAT, to it.
For example, banning time travel fiction because it “disrespects history”, or rather it encourages people to look at past events with a modern lens of morality and seeing it as one possibility of what could have been rather than something that happened and being the only thing to know.
Currently, they are in the middle of their longterm plan to absorb Hong Kong properly and claim the entirety of the Pacific via investment in the island nations and military dominance. But the Chinese people are split between conservatives who want to keep eating dog meat and taking pills made of tiger penis and the liberals who want to wear manbuns and celebrate Halloween. Couple that with economic growth stagnating for the first time in a generation due to Trump’s trade war and the general poor economic decisions coming out of the western powers, and the result is a Chinese government that could clench out a diamond in its collective party sphincter due to stress levels among the higher ups.
Oh, and their plan to make the Dalai Lama an appointed propaganda position by taking control of the faith after the current one’s death looks like it may have been an expensive pipe dream.
Pic unrelated.
Now I'm curious if they actually gave the CGI model a penis
as far as I know, there still hasn't been any real full frontal shota in CG animation.
So China is freaking out about the future. The US is unstable as fuck, the Brits are trying to castrate their economy by putting their global trade balls on a bandsaw and just letting fate decide, the EU is reacting to shit so slow they may end up dealing with the early 2000’s economic environment sometime by 2050, Putin is pushing for destabilization of the rest of the world since their economy is one that only needs oil to run itself and Russians are too beat down to get up in arms about anything, North Korea no longer does anything they tell it and is flooding eastern China with meth and counterfeits so bad even they can’t tolerate it, Australia is upping the ante in Pacific investment, and China remains possibly the most stable nation on Earth but needs robust global predictability and trade to keep that stability.
Oh, and by 2030-50 almost half of the country, including the best farmland, will be underwater, but they make to much money selling dirty energy technology to their neighbors to stop. Also, they pump out the second most pollution to the point their capital is too smoggy to actually utilize solar power. Worth mentioning that fear of global warming is universal among all social stripes there, and their initiative to build electric car freeways as well as nuclear power plants for any of their neighbors only has one taker. Mongolia, ironically.
America occassionally has movies about America being evil, like Logan.
>good guys: Canadian, Mexican, Brits
>bad guys: all Yanks
Can't copyright Monkey King.
Is Ne Zha what Nataku in Soul Hunter was based on?
They love Disney so much they elected a Winnie the Pooh lookalike.
What is this, Pumpkin guy looks fun.
>womenposters
That is clearly not a woman in the pic
I am a boob expert, those are good boobs.
That would only work if I said >womenposts
You had me for the first half, have fun with Chernobyl 2.0.
I guess it saves on diapers.
Yes
That's what I thought.
Also both the new and old Soul Hunter animes are pretty terrible but the old one at least had a catchy opening. I wonder why Taikobo is a completely different character in each.
This is the only reason I’m in this thread. I thought from the art style and the fact that jaimie hewlit or whoever he is made an adaption of journey to the west a while back that maybe he did something else in that vein too.
Flat foxgirl the movie.
Or just foxboy.
Well this is the original Taikobo (Tai Gong Wang). Since he, like everyone else in the series, is based on either a historical figure or deity, they can take liberties with their personalities. Also the original anime can out about two decades ago, the new production teams will inevitably want to try different things.
They all look white
That's a girl?
Sure, but it was based on the same manga. In the old anime Taikkun was kicked down to Earth because he was lazy and wanted to confront Dai right away just to get this over with. In the new one he's ambitious and eager to meddle in earthly affairs and wanted to confront Dai right away because she's the source of the problem.
Plot points are similar but the character motivation is entirely different. Just wondering which was closer to the manga.
With a censor-happy government, you re-make things a lot, because it's safe.
Sun Wukong also pissed and shat on the bowls of heavenly monks and tricked them into thinking its divine wine from gods. He's a prankster by nature.
>480p
Also isn't youtube blocked in china?
What a waste of numbers for such a shitty post
CUTE!
LOLI!
FEET!
Online rip when?