Now, repeat after me: you will not go back to the Krusty Krab

Now, repeat after me: you will not go back to the Krusty Krab.

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I will destroy the Krusty Krab!

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I’ll fuck the krusty krab

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Squidward is a 28 year old wagie who still has art school debt to pay off so he literally can't leave the Krusty Krab.

Childhood is thinking you're like Spongebob.
Adulthood is understand you're actually Squidward.

Squidward's canonically in his 40s... he's firmly in "you're here forever" territory.

In my head canon, Spongebob and Patrick are in their mid to late 30's and Squidward is in his 20's.

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I will fuck Mr. Krabs

Well at least I’m aiming for dental school, h-haha.

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HERMIE DOESN'T WANT TO MAKE TOYS better than me who is waging at a security job hoping for a career as a prison gaurd

God I rewatched season 1 with some mates after Hillenburg passed and we all had a newfound respect and sympathy for Squidward. Fucking hell.

Why do you want to work as a prison guard?

Fuck off you old fat bastard I’ll floss your teeth and you’ll fucking like it.
Right now I’m working at a Burger King though, looking at community college classes to start it all off, a little concerned I’ll turn out to be too much of a brainlet or poorfag though

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If you had to fuck the Krusty Krab, where would you stick it?

Family already in it so they can give me tips on not dying, high pay and benefits relative to most jobs uneducated people can get and high turnover meaning there's always a spot open eventually. Occasionally there's a riot or stabbing or something really bad like that riot over in deleware where the councilors were taken hostage, raped and at one point had thier eyes gouged out and the guard that was was stabbed and beaten to death over the course of a couple hours but over all it's pretty safe. No one was charged for that, funnily enough.

Prison guard seems like a weird career aspiration

I'm going to snap the Krusty Krab!

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