This.
This
Are there any married anons?
I wouldn't be surprised if single anons are the minority on Yea Forums.
No, everyone is an incel or a roastie here
No but I've been in a near 6 year relationship and we're planning too when we have the money
LOL
I live together with my girlfriend but I'd rather be single. This shit sucks man. Women are superficial.
Married and shit like OP image or Lockhorns used to make me laugh at how shitty boomers are to each other, now I feel a distinct fear when I see this shit and wonder what happens if a marriage becomes living hell 20 or so years into fusing every aspect of life, maintaining a mortgage together, etc.
You wouldn't really be able to "just leave".
I keked.
I am and it is in fact OP pic related
Why are you wasting both of your time if that's the case?
Ask her to pack up and go.
If you're aren't already, Just elope and use the money to invest in a house. No sense wasting money on a wedding.
Some people don’t like change
Exactly what we're doing but we have to save for that. We're broke as fuck.
with an extra fifty, rent out costumes to take a single fake wedding photo, mail this photoas a wedding announcement to elderly distant relatives to convince them to send you money and giftcards.
Why is straight culture so obsessed with hating your partners?
Because we form lasting monogamous relationships unlike gay men and we don't just try to beat each other to death when we have issues like gay women.
Drink Pat Sajak's genetic material out of Vanna White. Love can exist without commitment and with beating.
Please no pill touching or popping, ma'am
Lol seething straight can't handle a bit of banter
Wow, it's so great that you continue relationships long after they become toxic. It's okay to say it's not working anymore, dude.
Yea Forums is a 15 year old site user, you'd be surprised...
t. a married user in his mid 30s.
>tfw bislut who was bantzing back
You gotta be a dyke, a fag would keep it joking and punt the ball back into my court
Thank you OP, you've inspired me to finally make a folder containing any boomer humor that gets posted. Your pic is the first entry.
If you hated yourself anymore you'd be Karkat.
why would he want crummy anti-depressants, he should be getting pails of water
Cheers
Kek, gays will deny this or try to do some effete deflection as to why they are usually incapable of finding lasting relationships.
Acknowledging and ribbing at problems is a healthy thing for any subculture, like how straighta make hate thier spouse jokes.
If you really think attraction to more than one person at a time is a problem, then you need a reality check. I wish I could be able to date Vanna White and this guy i know at the same time without being judged.
Epin post ironic deep fried zoomer memes. Fuck off, this thread is for boomers.
Been in a relationship for four years; I plan on proposing on New Year's. Wish me luck.
I’ve been married for a very long time. I have no real complaints. I certainly don’t dislike my spouse.
The day I met my ex is coming up in two weeks. It's been a year but I still miss her.
Lol you obviously havent been in a long term relationship, orientation doesn't mean shit
Fcccuuuuuucccckkkkkk
Yesterday was the anniversary of my last breakup, and her and I just last week managed to have a normal conversation. I'm probably still blocked, and I didn't have the guts to ruin the goodwill by asking if she still has my Batman Year One trade
This is unrealistic, since that's clearly a white doll.
>we don't just try to beat each other to death when we have issues
Biggest lie ever told
Lol
Polygamy is utterly retarded and people aren't built that way once relationships go beyond a simple procreation and financial interaction. No such thing as a thought crime in regards to finding other people attractive but the old addage of a tug and a snooze you can't lose is relevent.
Lesbians are statistically more likely to beat their partner than straight men.
married men live longer
married women die earlier
but also damn this shit is depressing. i hope the newest generation of heteros doesn't fall into this trap of throwing your life away to just appeal to societal elders
>people aren't built that way
I don't give a shit about polygamy but you could say this about like 90% of our lives.
These threads always remind me of kids' joke book I had as a kid, written by Germans, where every joke was prefaced with something like "Heiner meets Holger out on the street and says...", except for the "funny answer" category, which was terrible on its own.
Beating your gf 35% of the time isn't something to cheer about
Beating her 43.8% is worse, that's almost police level bad.
>Less than 5% of the population are the actual problem of domestic violence
Wew, lad.
I just got married on Saturday.
You can run for absolutly no reason to burn the calories of food that takes no less than a nationstate to produce and transport but it's harder to try and wrangle feelings of jealousy, envy, anger and felt betrayal when duking it out isn't an option. It's hard enough to work in offices without conscious effort under those parameters much less actual relationships
Source? source? source?
As long as they don’t snitch afterwards I don’t see the issue.
divorced user here, we were together for 5 years and the she cheated on me and i have to give her basically half of my shit.
fucking bullshit because I had the conversations on her messenger where she admits to fuck the guy while talking to him and also prof that she sent him naked pics but that wasnt enough to convince the piece of shit judge.
tl;dr dont get married kids
I'm sorry for what you went through and the shitty legal situation we have right now but honestly I don't have a ton of sympathy for these stories. How can you agree to spend your life with someone and give them the power to steal half your shit without knowing for a fact they won't cheat? No one made you get married. People who marry cheaters either are deluding themselves or are so naive that they probably should get taught a lesson.