What will Frank Laminski feel when he see this?

She's not even a fucking teen, she's 11

Scarecrow did it to the Yellow Lanterns.

but she identifies as a teen so she is a teen.

>Announcing your city, then your country
>When the city you mention it's the capital of your own country
Has Bendis talked with a human being before?

when?
I don't remember Scarecrow ever hacking into a sinstro corps lantern

Whenever people write super-intelligent child characters, I can't help but wonder if they've ever spoken to a child.

A genius kid isn't gonna hack into the space police. She's going to be in college making fortnite jokes that none of her classmates find funny.

THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE

shut up you ageist bigot

Or give her big knockers.

we already have Jess for that

But we can always use more big knockers.

At least Simon is an actual Lantern. Chosen because of his will.
Some little kid can just hack ancient alien technology from her garage? No, theres suspension of disbelief and then theres just retarded.

Most intelligent post I've seen on Yea Forums in years

Superhero names are not always accurate. Miles Morales was like 13, he called himself Spider-Man.

has DC even done anything with her yet? Can you do anything with a character that shits on the source material this hard?

Fuck off retards

You sound more out of touch than anything else.

how does he sound out of touch?

>Kids play fortnite lol

If there was any doubt that Bendis is a hack who does not give a single fuck, look to this

Please Kuro. This is sad.

pretty sure kids do play fortnite

Can't wait for a few years to get it retconned into not actually the lantern battery when she does a heel-turn.

But c'mon, the only thing he can think genius kids do is make fortnite jokes?

>look at this character, he did this thing no one was ever able to do without any effort!

Bendis can't write an interesting backstory for shit.
Also neither the batteries nor the rings work like that.

>Can you do anything with a character that shits on the source material this hard?
The source material already had Black Hand, who used a device that could absorb the energy from the power ring.

>So how the hell could she possibly do that?
It was a Diversity Hack.

>shut up you ageist bigot
Goddammit, R. Kelly!

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Not as sad as your Deathbattle and DC cock sucking

Fucking lol, what the fuck is this.

how is that the same thing?
Hacking into a power battery is completely different from having a device that can absorb GL energy.

How is it different?

Sinestro was chosen (or at least deputized in Blackest Night), dude didn't hack shit.

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Ben gets stomped. That’s life.

>Sinestro
I meant Scarecrow, whoops.

one is a little girl hacking into a device no one has ever done
Black Hand stole a device while GLs were fighting a monster (atrocitus)

>Black Hand stole a device while GLs were fighting a monster (atrocitus)
Well in the Silver age aka the source material he build it himself.

Okay. A grown man inventing a device that can absorb GL energy. There have been plenty of things like that.
A little girl hacking into a Lantern Battery, something that has never been done is complete bullshit. Either She's now the smartest thing in the fucking universe or every single villain smarter than her can nullify all lanterns with ease.

you're a retard, thats life

>something that has never been done
Well we already established you don't know shit about GL lore so grain of salt there

tell me about all the times someone has "hacked" into a lantern battery
show us how much of an expert you are

Bendis owns-I mean adopted several black children at this point. It's why he keeps consistently creating more overpowered black characters. He does it so they have heroes to associate with by visual appearance alone. And yet Bendis continues to write every character's speech like Bendis.

Calm down, Zoomer. Ben might win next time.

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WAIT WTF LatinX RiRi clone Green Lantern just appeared in the DC universe? Is this a shop or is it real? Why is DC copying Marvel's path to failure?

Bendis is a plague that only knows how to destroy what people hold dear to their hearts

>"I still care about a 2 months old Death Battle video where my favorite lost!"
And you don't think that is retarded?

How do you hack that?
It isn't a computer and it's half fucking magic, you don't just fucking dial in to it. You don't just fucking netstat and ping it.

This makes no fucking sense at all, it makes so little sense it is actually offending my sensibilities.

>Walk into dark room
>Turn on light without using lightswitch
>Person beside me says "How did you do that?"
>"I hacked the bulb"

IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE

like he should've won the first time?

Never said I was an expert m8, just pointing out your own ignorance.

Nah, Ben just can’t compete with Hal. Nothing to be ashamed of, not many people outside of DC and Marvel can.

Mind actually providing proof that i'm wrong?
Can you post evidence of a Lantern Battery being "hacked". Or are you just making shit up.

Can we just talk about how Blackest Night/Brightest Day was the last good story arc DC has put out?

That guy did everything in his power to get the ring.

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Blackest night was great
Brightest day not so much

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And that ring went to Simon.

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sad
Would have been interesting to see a human try to earn the ring. Sadly we are left with one of the most boring characters.

Volthoom manipulates him into becoming a villian. Even after obtaining the ring he tried to do Good .

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Wait, that's kinda fucked up. Is there an in-universe reason for this happening?

Simon is just boring and stupid.

>Bolivian
>Black
This infuriates me more than you can understand.

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quints for truth

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If a tiny girl can hack green lantern ring. Then it can Glitch .

At least he's not called Spider-Adult

But GUN

>Hacked into Oa's Power Battery

Wtf is this Bendis level shit? That's not how it works....

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Because you're racist?

>hacked the green lantern power battery
first off, shouldn't the GLs be concerned about someone who isn't worthy of the ring having a ring
secondly, does she not have to follow the code of the guardians?

Dude, it's a black female child, what possible chance do the green lanterns have against her?

How about a misuse of GL equipment. They know nothing about her and she hasn't been trained. Whats stopping some villain from kidnaping her and forcing her to hack more Lantern Batteries.
We don't know if she has the will to not talk under torture because she wasn't deemed worthy of the fucking ring.

Wait. She is a black kid who stole the power instead of earning it?
What is Bendis trying to say here.

But user, she's the smartest person in DC. Just like how Moon Girl is the smartest person in Marvel.

But no villain will ever best her, nor could the Corps stop her if they tried.
She has the greatest power of all, plot armour.
Fortunately it comes and goes like the winds these days so she won't be long for this world but while she's here there's nothing that can touch her.

>But no villain will ever best her, nor could the Corps stop her if they tried.
Such a great character. The best at everything is always a sign of quality writing.
>Fortunately it comes and goes like the winds these days so she won't be long for this world but while she's here there's nothing that can touch her.
I'm just glad DC is too busy pushing Bumblebee as the black female face of DC.

Quiet the opposite
Bolivia is like the country in the americas with the largest native population and the smallest african population, it'll be neat if she was native american, I'm all for more native american but Bendis had to play the race card so badly he made a character that makes no sense.

At this point I'm convinced that Bendis is a borderline pedophile with a fetish for teenage geniuses of color.

I'm honestly surprised to not have that question answered "yes" on this site. Of course you're right, Bendis needs to be stopped, but the worst thing about this somewhere between her age and the implication that the power battery is a goddamn wifi signal.

making black characters get you more woke points

That ring was actually Sinestro's merged with a ring made by Sinestro for Hal. Hal and Sinestro got sucked into the afterlife, so each sent their ring to find someone like them for help, however since Hal's ring was made from Sinestro's, the re-fused into one ring and because of their different orders, it glitched. That ring ended up as Simon's ring since he was both like Hal and Sinestro, this fitting both criterias.

and he never acts like a mix of Hal/Sinestro

Yes, it'll be better if she had gotten her ring by legit means, or if she got it from illegitimate means at least something more dramatic than Hacking a gl battery.
What if she stole it from the debris of a real GL ship? That'll be more fair and means she's at the mercy of having to return the ring.
But native americans are cool!

>But native americans are cool!
sorry but the hierarchy of wokeness puts them below blacks

>But user, she's the smartest person in DC.
That's probably true since I can't think of any super intelligent woman in DC.

>Just like how Moon Girl is the smartest person in Marvel.
False. That's Valeria Richards.

>That's probably true since I can't think of any super intelligent woman in DC.
I said person not woman. She's smarter than Lex Brainiac and Mister Terrific
>False. That's Valeria Richards.
shit I thought it was still Moongirl

Tell that to marvel's official list of smartest persons.

I hope Frank Laminski overcomes the Phantom Ring and earns himself a Green Ring. Characters like this deserve redemption.

There is no way in hell we will get another white male lantern. Unless they make him gay or something.

I'd rather he get a Blue Ring, I want less human GLs not more.

I thought DC was supposed to be immune to this shit. "Woke" stuff doesn't generate additional revenue!

>black

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>There is no way in hell we will get another white male lantern.

Absolutely this, the things a white male character would have to do to prove himself are unimaginable in the current political climate. New white male characters are kryptonite.

Is Captain Cold smarter than Lex luthor for mastering absolute zero?

Ya but they're still doing it, and their sales are tanking for it.

No. Cold stole his tech and just memorized the blueprints on how to weaponize it

Is it a good time to launch our own comic company? I'm pretty sure a bunch of mooks on Yea Forums could produce better stories.

Why couldnt we have gotten a different color of lantern? Id love to see some rogue orange lantern trying not to go insane, hide from Larfy, and figure out where the hell the ring came from all the while the greenies are leaning on him hard

Come up with a couple of interesting stories? Absolutely
Be able to produce interesting stories on time, regularly, for extended periods? Fuck no.

>Mind actually providing proof that i'm wrong?
We just did with the whole black hand subject. You don't actually know what you're talking about and can't tell what the difference between Black Hand creating a device that can absorb power ring energy and someone hacking a power battery.

>Why couldnt we have gotten a different color of lantern?

There are other colours of lantern?!? Whoa these comics are way too much for me, I'm just gonna stick to the films!

That's why.

There is no official list. Just Bendis's self-proclaimed list created by his interpretation of Banner and his "unsolvable" children's puzzle. Its like legitimately thinking Cho is the 8th smartest just because he won some online quiz contest. For Marvel Earth, its officially Ricards > Doom > everyone else.

We could but there are also other problems comics are facing. The SJW shit is just DC and Marvel trying their hardest to stay relevant. Sure it's killing them in the long term but these people only care about the short term. They're buying time until someone saves them from the hole they dug.

But why hasn't lex luthor mastered absolute zero?

Yes. I have seen many good ideas arise on Yea Forums and didn't went further.

>We just did with the whole black hand subject.
Black Hand never hacked a fucking power battery. He has an item that absorbs energy
>You don't actually know what you're talking about and can't tell what the difference between Black Hand creating a device that can absorb power ring energy and someone hacking a power battery.
making a device that can absorb energy is fucking common. Hell almost every fucking intelligent character has done something like that.
It's very different from hacking into a fucking battery. Something that makes no sense to the GL lore and causes a lot of fucking issues.

And give Superman a reason to master absolute heat and counter him?

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>It's very different from hacking into a fucking battery.
How?
>Something that makes no sense to the GL lore
But you don't know anything about GL lore.

>""""hacking"""" into a half-magic generator from your basement in brazil
Fuck off

Why can't she?

>How?
Again let me explain this to you. Creating a device that can absorb energy isn't really unique or new. Hacking into a power battery (a fucking battery) to get GL powers not only raises multiple questions about why other characters haven't done this. It also shows that every other super genius can now just take control of every power battery easily. Unless Teen Lantern is the smartest person in the universe.
>But you don't know anything about GL lore.
Care to explain why you think I have no GL knowledge? Are you perhaps the same user that couldn't back up his statement "they have been hacked before" and produced no evidence.

because it completely shatters the suspension of disbelief
it's bad writing

>Hacking into a power battery (a fucking battery) to get GL powers not only raises multiple questions about why other characters haven't done this.
Well why haven't other aliens built another device to absorb the energy from a power ring?

they have
there are many times when the energy from a powering is either depleted or stolen by someone else

>Crying indian.jpg
What are you trying to imply here?

>because it completely shatters the suspension of disbelief
No it doesn't, kids figuring out how to use powerful alien weapons is extremely common in comics.

Excuse me while I hack the sun.
Or gravity or magic, you know, all these things that are currently on my local network.

Does the power battery have a fucking public SSID?

They are usually given them or find them. They don't "hack" into something that not even hackable

Then what's the matter with teen lantern learning how to hack a power battery.

because it's not something you can fucking hack

>They are usually given them or find them
But they're still operating supposedly advance technology.

You're trying to move the goal post. No one is against kids using advance tech. What people have a problem with is someone hacking something that isn't hackable. It makes no sense on any level and raises actual problems with the continuity.

When did Bendis become so obessed with writing forgettable Mary Sues? He realizes shitty writing like this makes it worse for other authors and fans who want good minority characters, right?

Did she bypass the usual way of operation to make it work for her? If she did then that's hacking.

>i identify as smart and do not make fornite jokes
time to go outside friend

It's a fucking battery. It operates as a fucking battery.
Hey guys watch me hack this AA Battery

How do you hack something a million billion squillion space-miles away?

>What people have a problem with is someone hacking something that isn't hackable
That's a pedantic argument. She found a way to jerry rig a power battery so she can make constructs so she "hacked" it.

So what you're saying is, she Phreeked it?

You can hack a battery.

The argument is saying she shouldn't have been able to do that. Her doing that goes against established canon.
People don't like it when a super perfect OC ruins established lore to make them more special.

This is tech advanced enough that its indistinguishable from magic. How the fuck did she jerry rig it from from her mom's house in brazil? Especially brazil, since they dont have star labs or any other science facilities that would make this slightly less dumb

>actually, creating a device that absorbs energy and hacking into a lantern is very similar, trust me, i am an expert in the science behind this particular fictional space technology

because Bendis's super special OC is that smart

>Her doing that goes against established canon.
There's nothing established in canon saying she can't do it.

>How the fuck did she jerry rig it from from her mom's house in brazil?
Guess that makes her the smartest person in DC. Her and MoonGirl should have a big brain off.

Excuse me, are you saying that a proud melinated person can't do something? Because I have to inform you that they are capable of literally anything, at any time.
YOUR achievements are nothing in comparison to the smallest black achievement.

The sword cuts both ways here. You can't really say she can't do it because you're not an expert either.

How come ted kord never got the scarab to work for him? Is Jaime also an SJW pandering character?

Yes there is. The fact that it's the most advance fucking thing in the universe kinda implies that. However if someone like Brainiac hacked a power battery I think people wouldn't care as much.

Ted never implanted the Scarab into his body and bonded with it physically.

>black
>bolivian

Bendis is a huge fan of improbable black and hispanic mixed race characters. Bolivia is mostly a native population and they are racist against black people there.

>The fact that it's the most advance fucking thing in the universe kinda implies that.
Then how did Black Hand figure out how to absorb the energy from the power ring?

>I must change the goal post to protect Bendis
>I MUST

>Bolivia is mostly a native population and they are racist against black people there.
Citation needed.

Because he's seen the fucking energy before. Are you implying that the GL energy is in itself advance tech?
user the GL tech is what allows the GLs to use the energy

not him, but isnt that saying he built a device of similar advance-ness? Is he a super genius or something?

If she's eleven, then she can't be called "Teen Lantern" since she isn't a teen.
It's not called Eleventeen.

He didn't make it

>Because he's seen the fucking energy before
How does that translate to building a device that can use it though?

building a machine that can adsorb power and just shoot it out is a lot different from the kind of shit the GL rings can do.
Mother fucker probably studied how the energy works and built a machine that can adsorb it. He isn't the only one that has done shit like that

But he did.

>Black Hand from the silver age made some energy absorbing device
>later reconnected to make more sense
>is the same thing as hacking into the lantern batterys
makes sense to me

oh, shit, sorry then, my bad there.

it got retconed though
he got it from Atrocitus

This but unironically.

Its not just constructs power rings can do. The glow around them protects them from vacuums and protects them from environmental shit like temperatures and different air. The rings can also FTL hop and have onboard AI's for translation and actual hacking. Black hand doesnt do that shit right? Its just energy blasts?

ya
but this user must defend Bendis so it is equal to hacking the most advance tech in the universe from Brazil

If you unironically think this is good you are a retard.

Sure but there is 40 year period where this was part of the GL lore.

NO, you fucking dolt. That's like saying you can conjure lightning because you built a fucking lightning rod. Being able to absorb the energy is still hamstrung because it cannot CREATE that energy on it's own. It is entirely reliant upon some working GL ring to produce energy for it to absorb. That is entirely different from this Teen Lantern shit magically pulling limitless energy out of her own ass

And? How does Black Hand making a fucking device have anything to do with hacking into a power battery

>Lantern battery being used by
>Central Battery : Command lantern.battery shutdown

How come this didn't happen?
You're argument that her "Hacking" of the battery is really just like someone DIYing a regular battery is all well and good but how did she get around the always online DRM?

Because building a device that can absorb power ring energy is tantamount to hacking a power battery.

no it's fucking not.

It's hacking it in exactly the same way that a solar panel is hacking the sun.

No its fucking not. Retaining energy is not the same as producing it. You are telling me that because a fucking thermos can retain heat, it can also shoot fire on command

kids are enterprising little bastards

old news and proof Yea Forums does not read comics

But in this case that's exactly what Black Hand is doing.

user people know this was a thing. It's just that people are still pissed at it.

Is there some relation between Black Hand's absorption rod and Starman's cosmic rod?

you're taking his rhetorical point literally. I think you have been shitposting this entire thread or you're really fucking dense.

yeah and literally that page alone is all anyone knows about this garbage story. go wank over something more present, like the incoming legion trainwreck

delusional Halcuck

>I think you have been shitposting this entire thread
nigga what was your first clue?

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>you're taking his rhetorical point literally
Because that's the only way to take it. Black hand's cosmic diving rod absorbs the power ring energy by what means? How does it work? How did he even figured out how to build it?

If someone made a LoSH thread I would. However this is the thread op made so i'll bitch about it.
I'm more of a casual LoSH fan though (only read the silver age stuff)

>is black
>steals her 'powers'

Really makes you think

Some times it's hard to tell. There are a few anons that actually like this kind of shit.

Its hard to find here. There are always some black user who will defend anything about a black character.

Please stop saying Brazil, we are not nearly as much of a shithole as Bolivia

Didn't you guys just have a prison riot in which over a dozen people were decapitated, the building was set on fire (thereby suffocating several others), and the police barely regained control after a protracted conflict?

This page is so corny because the writing is so stiff you could copy-paste it to the summary section of a fan-wiki...

>Keli Quintela, alias Teen Lantern, is an eleven-year-old who hacked into the Green Lantern Power Battery from her mother's place in La Paz, Bolivia.

Reads like a parody of a Mary Sue

In no way should this be possible, especially from a backwater planet with a fucking child. The Guardians, though shitty at their job, made damn sure they had a monopoly on Green Will Energy. Power Rings and Power Batteries are EXTREMELY complex devices that require years of training to use. That' another thing; it's not even about "hacking" this shit, but her even making constructs. But I digress. Point is, only a select few beings in the known universe hae ever tapped into The Emotional Spectrum, and those who have made sure to guard their secrets well to ensure their foothold in the universe. Atrocitus, Saint Walker, The Weaponers of Qward, each only figured out a fraction of a massive power source. What Bendis is made is simply shit, insulting to the reader. Lex Luthor should struggle understanding Power Rings, and yet this Mary Sue treats it like nothing. Fucking Brainiac still hasn't fully understood how these things work.

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Listen Bendis, here's how you make someone hacking a green lantern ring believable, by making it the hardest thing to do, you need years to understand the mechanical of an alien device that got powers from a metaphysical spectrum.
Luthor cracked first the power source and then the code word. Without one of these the ring is useless.
And not being an official lantern and trying to crack and wear a ring results in extreme pain because you didn't earn it, or you can but with the permission of an official lantern. The examples are Batman and Green Arrow that wielding a ring almost killed them.
At least Luthor made it clear it was nearly impossible and he spends years to try to crack it. And when he crack the ring isn't even a real lantern ring, just a bootleg that use the power of the original battery by creating a reverse engineer ring

A simple child human with a mary sue's brain that hack the most complex object in the universe is not either believable or a good thing to do. Learn how comics works and stop putting your fetish agenda.
DC doesn't need your black jewish girls fetish

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Teen Lantern is smarter than Braniac
fact

And don't forget: she did it in a garage.
What is canonically one of the most advanced technology in the universe got "hacked" in a garage in bolivia.

>At this point I'm convinced that Bendis is a borderline pedophile with a fetish for teenage geniuses of color.
Just now? In 2019 you realized that fucking Bendis got a fetish for non-white teen girls?

Honestly if she was an Elseworld or au version of Jessica Cruz it could have been great to actually have a native american girl teen Green Lantern.

No one is saying we shouldn't have a native american green lantern (even if we already have too many and it would be cooler to have a human join another corps)
Most people are annoyed at how she became one.

It's what I was trying to say lmao.
This character is a genius little Mary Sue as Bendis always do.
But I would like an au Jessica Cruz as the bolivian Teen Lantern
Plus I'm annoyed at humans in Lanterns Corps, let's have more and more original aliens for a change

An 11 years old drawn with a 16 years old face wearing make-up...

an AU Jessica Cruz from Bolivia would be cool but I would want to see her in another color than Green.
Maybe she could join the Sinestro Corps and try to be a hero while dealing with scaring people.

She's already getting her own earth 3 version

Okay, so who had the idea to hire Bendis to have vreative control at dc?
He is mostly comfy with generic marvel mantle characters and marvel's MacGuffins. He see some space cops with a distinctive object, see the wikipedia synopsis for it, and went "there is this little "original character do not steal" that hacked a instrument I don't know anything about but looked cool"

>Maybe she could join the Sinestro Corps and try to be a hero while dealing with scaring people.
Uhm...This is the plot from Prime Earth Jessica Cruz, when she had the Earth 3 Green Lantern Ring that uses his owner fear to function. She was an hero that sacrifices herself for her ring to works.
Honestly we should have Jessica Cruz to be an alien, but a human like alien like kryptonia, so we sjws have their non-white lantern and we alien representation

Ben just isn’t good enough.

There are a lot of alien female lanrterns. But the comics focus on the human lanterns for obvious reasons

he is halfag DCwank cant protect you

>But the comics focus on the human lanterns for obvious reasons
Yes, I know we're humans, but it was okay for 2...not 3...not 4 decades!
We do find aliens relatable. Hell, I relate more to G'Nort than any of the humans lanterns!
So let's make an alien teen (daughter of Brainiac and from space Bolivia) hacking a Green Lantern!

I'd be down for a comic series that focuses on alien GLs but not with the hacking shit.

Me too, but it seems Bendis and every DC writer can write just about this biased shit.
The only alien GLs comics we had were origins comics and the movie Abin Sur prequel comic

I thought we had an Ion comic
Does the Sinestro Comic count?

>I'm Keli Quintela, Teen Lantern, an eleven-year-old who hacked into the Green Lantern Power Battery from her mother's place in La Paz, Bolivia.

Welp!
Ryan Reynolds Green Lantern doesn't seem so bad now!

>Does the Sinestro Comic count?
Oh sure! I keep forgeting that.
We sure should have more comics about alien Green Lanterns. I mean we have 8.....wait now with Teen Lantern 9 human lanterns when the Corp has a just 1 member for species

He is really not.

he really is

Failien X just can’t do shit

Maybe yes and maybe not.
Flip a coin

I thought Guy was the second earth lantern

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>Hal Jordan first human Green Lantern
This is bullshit, all of this is non-canon bullshit
A thing is saying Alan Scott was the first human green lantern, the other is ignoring Jong Li

Hal can't either

>Ha I’ve just merely proved that you are just as stupid as me! Gotcha!
Not an argument, you pretentious faggot.

>hacks into the GL Power Battery
>the Guardians don't immediately imprison her for fucking with their stuff
BRAVO BENDIS

alan scott isnt a gl in the same sense since his powers dont come from a guardian ring
>jong li
literally who?

Hal just has too much will

would they imprison a 11 year old?

>be Bendis
>make shitty OCs like this
>everyone forgets about OC after like two weeks
>repeat process
Why does he still have a job?

ben has too much power

yes and the guardians would also
Bitch knew what she was doing and deserves to be in a science cell

Willpower beats regular power any day of the week.

DC advertised his coming like he was jesus christ
it doesn't matter how many books he ruins, DC will protect his fragile ego

I'm just going to admit I don't know what you're talking about with Frank Laminski and wonder if it has anything to do with rules against kids as lanterns. I don't see the Guardians condoning child-labor either.

Hack writers like Bendis have no idea what the term "hack" means... They just see it like magic-reworking something. Like said, it's the hack's way of trying to make good characters by making them magically-smarter-than everyone else.

Hyper Competent Non-White Little Girl is becoming the biggest cliche in modern comics.

This though. Even the smartest kid is still going to be stupid because intelligence has a lot to do with life experience, not just copying what they see on Internet sites and videos which most "smart" kids just do these days.

Also wouldn't someone have to be dead for there to be a spare green lantern battery and ring lying around? The rings replace their owners immediately. The system takes care of itself, there is no room for some kid to budge in there.

nice headcanon

>>Walk into dark room
>Turn on light without using lightswitch
>Person beside me says "How did you do that?"
>"I hacked the bulb"

BENDIS IS THAT YOU? Seriously this how modern writers use the word "hack" now. They're that retarded.

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>young superhero sidekick
what if it's her?

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I'll not buy and it refuse to buy anything with it

>gl with a sidekick
not sure if want

These are facts .

Oh wow, I jumped on the Simon and Jess book after this stuff happened. This is a sad story and this guy should have gotten that ring. It is kind of unfair a kid can just "LOLHAXX" the ring.

he's a cis white male user, you're not supposed to feel any sympathy for him

no, just your headcanon

The Guardians are pragmatic but merciful, they would mercifully imprisoning her forever

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Literally the first human Green Lantern you unculturated fool

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Willpower beats godliness. That’s just life.

I don't think they would mention a strange lantern if the sidekick is related to the lanterns.
I also don't think Morrison want anything to do with her and I don't think any the higher ups would dare push it onto him.

thats just your headcanon

Willpower makes it real.

what is this retcon shit?

But it's great for giving him royalty checks with zero effort on his part when minority writers start writing his garbage OCs in an attempt to "fix" them.

You are LITERALLY proving the other side's point with this, because Ted Kord could NOT get the scarab to work without using it properly. Jaime got it to work because it bonded with him and operated as it was intended, the same way that a Green Lantern ring shouldn't properly work unless it bonds to a Lantern in the correct manner.

still fake

Sorry man, it’s a willpower thing, a Ben 10 fan wouldn’t get it.

nah its a headcanon thing

Sorry Kuro. Willpower.

is shit, yeah I know

>Teen Lantern gets too big for her britches and accidentally knocks a satellite out of Earth's orbit
>Catches the attention of the Green Lanterns and Hal comes a-knockin'
>Plays kiddie-gloves with her but she gets uppity and tries to KO him, scores some clean hits and Hal does his usual bout of fuckups to comedic effect
>But after she's done gloating Hal shows back up none the worse for wear and easily apprehends her
>No matter how hard she tries her constructs can't break his
>Hal explains she didn't "hack" the Lantern she found. The Lantern she found in the first place was LEAKING, and she managed to juryrig a way to piggyback off that leaked energy. Hal guesses she's probably some low-tier technopath that "gets" tech when she looks at it without consciously understanding it. But her constructs aren't a match for even the most greenhorn of Lanterns, because she has no REAL willpower. She didn't earn the ring.
>Hal takes away her ring, but then immediately gets ambushed by some high-tech villain with a trap perfectly designed to overcome him, that overlooks Keli; she uses her smarts to actually not be retarded for once and free Hal, who saves the day.
>As a token of gratitude, fixes up the Lantern and gives it back to her. Tells her she's free to use it as she pleases - IF she can muster up the willpower on her own to make it work.
There, I fixed her.

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Nah, Willpower simply beats Ben 10.

>Not bringing back Frank and making him a Red Lantern who learns that the ring was supposed to go to him went to Simon.
>Not making him Simon's version of Sinestro.
Wasted potential, desu. He did become the Phantom Lantern, though, which was cool, but he was then dealt with easily, despite having the ability of all the rings, which was retarded.

in your headcanon

>expecting a white male not to job to a minority

Hal won, now fuck off, both of you

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>The Guardians...Atrocitus, The Weaponers of Qward,

Them and Rainbow Raider.

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Bolivia dude

And a black girl hacked the power battery and that's actually canon. So, Death Battle got it wrong just like Gaara vs Toph.

So anyone with an iq higher than 80 can hack a green latnern battery

>Quintela
Naturally.

God damn I love everything I've seen of guy

Something like this can work. I always like the idea of people finding broken/discarded rings and lanterns and working with them. You don't get the full effects of being in the Corps and the rings don't work nearly as much. That's a better explanation than "hacking"...

Like a broken power ring will work with anyone because it's broken, not because the person is worthy of it or has the level of willpower necessary to qualify for it.

>he's a cis white male user, you're not supposed to feel any sympathy for him

At this point, user, those are the only people I do feel sympathy for.

Looks like pepe.

>A fucking teen from a thirld worl country hacked a green lantern ring.
Really?

>they made another stupid human green lantern instead if folding the awesome ame-comi deaf girl green lantern into the canon

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In the hands of a better writer she'd be using one of those fake rings China made.

It's superhero comics, you can accept that ten year olds can fight full grown men then you can accept this.

>It's fiction, it can be as stupid as the writer wants it to be
I am not saying you're wrong but my suspension of disbelief has a limit.

And that limit is hypocritical as fuck. If you're gonna draw the line at teen lantern then this isn't the genre for you.

I am drawing the line at something that fucks up with the lore and contradict established thins like teen lantern, Perpetua or Dr. Manhattan being almost God in Doomsday Clock.

contradicts established things*

>I am drawing the line at something that fucks up with the lore
it doesn't fuck the lore, if Black Hand can build a device that can absorb power ring energy than teen lantern can hack a power battery.

Do you realize that's not the same or are pretending it is for the sake of being a contrarian? Are you Bendis?

>hacked the lantern

excuse me wut? Don't answer I've already left the thread

What's the difference? How is it more acceptable that black hand built a device that can absorb a power rings energy than teen lantern hacking a power battery.

Holy fucking tap dancing Christ that is bad. Not only is the concept late 80's to mid-90's level computers are magic shit the dialogue is also insanely unnatural
I stopped reading DC after Flashpoint but this still kind of pisses me off.
Do the races Bendis panders to actually appreciate this shit? Because from the outside it looks patronizing as fuck.

>Teen
Pre-teen.

> Because from the outside it looks patronizing as fuck.
no it doesn't.

Because they are not the same? Absorbing the energy of a power ring is something far more plausible? Parasyte could do it without the need to build a device. A regular human girl from a thirld world country like Bolivia (which is a country I know because I live in South America) wich is as advanced or has the technology countries like the US, China or Japan have hacking a green lantern battery just because she thought she could? That's not counting Bendis never explained how she did it, she just did it and that is. If you tell me ''a group of chinese scientists hacked a green lantern battery'' I would tell you ''that is an strech but it spund possible''. If you tell me a girl from some backward country in South America did it I would tell you ''yeah that's bad writing''.

>Parasyte could do it without the need to build a device
but Black Hand does so how does it work?

>which isn't as advanced or has the technology countries like the US, China or Japan have hacked*
>''that is an strech but it sound possible''
Sorry for the typos I need to sleep.

The rings are hackable, not the battery.
The rings have code.

Aren't there devices that need to absorb energy to function? Well, that's technically the same. Also, to hack a green lantern device you would need some kind of alien translation program since I don't think green lantern batteries are codified in any human language.

Building a device that burns gasoline isn't tantamount to running an oil rig

that's a shit analogy.

she looks more like your average black oc than a bolivian

>Hi, I'm DC's Riri Williams 3.0.

It fucking is. Bendis' idea of being progressive is:
>You are black and that is good
>You can do no wrong because you are black
>Black people do thing better than whites
What he does is like an affectionate type of racism.

Are you telling me that an 11 year old girl from a third world nation couldn't hack an alien space ring with an outdated Iphone?
That is racist/misogynist/ageist.

Bendis, your lore is shit and so are you. Stop inserting little black girls into everything, you weird pedo.

This on the other hand could be a good save. Even keep the 'kid genius hacker' trope but now she's good enough to hack the chinese geovernment instead of hacking something that is not a computer.

Where did she get the battery? It had to belong to one of Earth's lanterns and they would notice their battery being gone

that's your idea of his idea of being progressive.

>Even after obtaining the ring he tried to do Good

That sounds so fucking good. Now I've got to read this. Thank you, user.

>Bolivia is mostly a native population
true
>they are racist against black people there
this im not so sure

Fucking this. This shit also irritates me too because I am from the south and my country and Bolivia are neighbors countries and we are mostly MOSTLY indians, half-castes or creoles instead of blacks or whites.

Oh that's disappointing. How does he act, then?

Come on, if it was Bendis it would be something more like

>Hack the bulb?
>Yea, hacked the bulb.
>How did you hack the bulb?
>How did I hack the bulb?
>Yea, how did you hack the bulb?
>You want to know how I hacked the Bulb?
>Yea, I really want to know how you hacked the bulb!

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ya I don't buy it, only whites can be racist

like a bro, like his favorite movies are the fast and the furious series.

Have you read his latest Spider-Man run? He has fraking Luke Cage telling Miles:
>Spider-Man is a kid of color now. Don't screw it.
Because Spider-Man race and skin color was always an issue with Peter.

i just don't think you can generalize an entire country like that.

the brilliance of spider-man is that he is an everyman and therefore can be anyone under the mask.

As it should be. Doom and Richards are all-arounds. The others, while incredibly gifted, are specialists. Stark, Pym, Banner, Parker. Then you get the people who are just really good at what they do like Doc Ock, Osborn or...uh, High Evolutionary.

Bendis declared her the smartest character in Marvel so it must be true.

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I don't think bolivian people are racist but bear in mind this is a country that has been undr the monarchy and being oppressed by the spanish and the inqusition. If something they are segregationist with the creole and the white. Also there aren't so much black descendants because most of the slaves that were brought from Africa to work in the mines didn't survive the height of the mountains and the lack of oxygen so they died. Most african descendants live in the shore next to the sea, which Bolivia has none.

But he is a kid of color now! Don't forget that.

you do know that there is black people in bolvia right? because it sounds like you're trying to say there isn't any.

honestly, what's the problem?

>read Venom finally
>Symbiote shit going down in the city
>newcasters says the while the other Avengers are currently handling a situation that Spider-Man has appeared on the scene to try and give aid
>I fucking grin from ear to ear like a child
>turn the page
>it's just Miles and not Peter

I never felt so cucked out of enjoyment in recent memory. God fucking damn it I was so let down. Miles needs to go back to the Ultimate Universe and fucking stay there.

how dare you not praise Miles for being black
shame on you

>A white guy keeps making brilliant super powerful minority characters who are very proud of their heritages but it rarely comes up outside of obvious self-asspat scenes
Seems pretty patronizing to me desu.
Bendis writes all of his minority characters like an out of touch old white man trying to make a difference. They don't feel like characters. They feel like props.

I am not saying there aren't, I am saying there a not a big part of the population compared to native/indians or half-castes.
>The brilliance of Spider-Man is that he can be everyman
>Writer decides to stand out his race as his most important trait

>Valeria Richards later roasted her on this feat making her the smartest person on earth.
While I don't hate or really all that much did like Moongirl, she really needed that roasting.

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See this

>smallest
more like non existent. At this rate my country has more black people than bolivia and we've only broke 10k this decade.

prison overpopulation is a continent wide problem, but Brazil is actually an international player while bolivia barely registers in it's own continent

only black people? you could get lynched if you step in a village on the bolivian east.

i wish we got one of those "hyper competent kid who can do anything and is going to be even fucking smarter when they grow older" kind of things, but change it up and make it completely scary by having them be a remorseless villain out for blood

Literally Riri-ing right now.

Bendis gave no shit shit anout being acurate, he just wants to be progressive for the sake of it. People who buy his bullshit is what makes me puke the most.

Can we please talk about why Bendis keeps making small brown lady heroes who's backstory is that they're klepto?

>Seems pretty patronizing to me
because you can accept any white guy being powerful and brilliant but a smart or powerful black person is patronizing.

there are black people in Bolivia user. doesn't matter if it's a small percentage, Afro-Bolivians still exist.

naw

oof. Big yikes, from me.

He adopted one to two little black girls and is probably just doing this so that they can see their image reflected in the comics he loves to make. That's just by headcanon. If he really loved them then he would make these characters good, not little overpowered mary sues with zero threats, zero motivation and zero heroic aptitude. Becoming a hero because you're bored or hacking a power ring just 'cuz isn't acceptable writing.

Oh that's cool but Hal is a bro. Guy is a bro. John is the straight man and Kyle is the, uh...mexican artist or something. Or he's a Mary Sue. I *nothing* Kyle and get all of my information of him from Yea Forums. But essentially the bro archetype has done. Having a "is he or isn't he?" type of hero wielding a Power Ring sounds like fun.

so bendis just has a fetish for drawing black ocs

valeria and moongirl are the same fucking character one has just been around longer and is white. Stop being racist

With a box of scraps?

kuro
fuck
oooffffffff

Well I like Cyborg and Black Panther quite a bit and they are both way smarter and far blacker than I will ever be.
It probably has something to do with those characters having a concept and character traits beyond being black and the best at everything.
If anything there should be more smart black characters written by writers with actual talent since to many of them rely on brute force.

If he wanted to be accurate he could have made her an indian native.

>If he really loved them then he would make these characters good, not little overpowered mary sues with zero threats, zero motivation and zero heroic aptitude
really user? you pulling the Bendis doesn't really love his kids because I personally don't like the character card?

Kyle is the artistic one who is not a hot head or someone who is 100% sure about verything he does.

Not him but Perpetua also sucks because she fuck with the DC cosmos.
>In before misogynist

Wow. I thought Yea Forums not reading comics was a meme.

We are talking about what Scarecrow did in Green Lanterns Rebirth: Darkest Night, you fucking casual

>In before misogynist
what a strawman. Perpetue is Kaguya tier shit writing. Superman punching forger was still based, butthurt fanboys need not apply.

>beyond being black and the best at everything.
this is just how Yea Forums complains about black characters every fucking time. you pretend that they're putting black people pedestal so you can feel like you're genuine and that everyone else is patronizing black people.

I dont know if black person will like her. She is a black teenage girl who stole the power instead of earning it.

And sidekicks should never be as proficient as their superiors. They should always have shades of what makes them great while throwing in their own quirks to better form their own identity.

I am not criticizing black characters in general. Just black characters created by Bendis because Bendis is terrible at writing black characters in general and because he is totally putting black people on a pedestal.

but white people can enjoy characters like Han Solo or Star lord.

i don't think you have any authority to determined what is or what is not good writing for black characters.

Yeah. But black people are stereotyped for stealing stuff. And we have a character who stole a big power .

If I dedicated a project to my kids I'd want the result to be fucking good without flying the face of established canon. Bendis knows how to make a good story and should stop pissing away these opportunities to make these characters stick and amass a large organic fanbase with.

How is that racist? Besides I kinda wanted someone to take her down a peg.

Perpetua is shiterina OC tier bad writing.

Han Solo did not hacked the Death Star user, stop being retarded.

Bendis follows a predictable pattern when he has the chokehold on any comic IP; he makes up a Donut Steel female nigger or whatever flavor of brown he’s in the mood for that week, toss in a dash of Mary Sue-ness, god level intellect, and voila! Now you have the next SuperNiggress!

Want to feel diversified with Ghost Rider? Now it’s a 23 year old genius bike mechanic named Leshanda who tricked Mephisto into bestowing the power of GR to her in her personal garage.
Feeling like Supergirl has become outdated? Well now she’s Tayqwesha, the newly discovered black Kryptonian who crashed on Earth! Although the costume WILL need some ghetto flavor redesign so you know she’s truly a black Supergurrrrl

And hey, while we’re at it, why not just get a giant fucking Bingo wheel cage and randomly pick out a legacy character, comic company and black girl name because it’s all the same tired goddamn bullshit.

she earned it by hacking it so she didn't "steal" anything.

Star Lord job is to steal things, he is a freaking ravager. Why are you being retarded on purpose?

And Bendis does for some reason?
Does he have an honorary African American card?

>Now you have the next SuperNiggress!
way to prove this isn't just another example of racial resentment towards black people..

You don't earn a green lantern ring, battery, whatever by hacking it you retard.

Not that user but why not?

You mean those characters who are acknowledged as being shitheads?

>missing the point
why is it only black characters being hold to a moral standard? you're saying black people can't enjoy a roguish character.

>user talks about Blackest Night
>Then user calls him casual for not reading another comic
This place is full of idiots.

because there's zero indication that he actually knows black people.

No one is saying that, the problem is ''not black character being morally ambiguous'' the problem is ''character being badly written to prove how special he/she is''.

there is also zero indication that he doesn't know black people

It’s cringe inducing tokenism. A lazy pattern of regurgitated character traits for OC’s with no shame, humility or lessons learned. Nothing is earned and none of them are believable as a “hero”, super or otherwise.

Oh we are playing that game?
My step dad is black, my little sister is half black and I grew up in a ghetto. Many of my cousins are mixed and two of my closest school friends were black.
Bendis writes his OC black people like white people until he needs to virtue signal.

user i'm an upper middle class white person that's an sjw. I get to decide who's black or not on the internet.

>My step dad is black, my little sister is half black and I grew up in a ghetto.
And I grew up in a fairy castle with my dad goku.

Naw, small firm titties with permanently-erect nipples.

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Next time someone steals your internet speed , he should say the same .

Didn't this artist defend the parkland shooter?

>literally say I don't hate Moongirl and just think she needed to be brought down a pit.
>This somehow makes me Racist
Also
>Implying I like or Care about Valeria Richards
But please keep telling yourself I'm Racist asshole.

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It's not about black people stealing. It's about insulting the Green lantern mythos just to make a character intelligent. People will hate it if anyone does that. If it is black teen girl then guys like you will come to defend that stupidity.

Yes. And he never stole something impossible like green lantern's power .

Exactly what part of that is hard for you to believe?

Black people only act the way I think they act
it's very simple

I think the hardest thing to swallow is how you keep insisting that Bendis write Black People as flawless mary sues.

What do you actually know about the green lantern mythos?

More than Bendis does

While I wouldn't call myself a Bendis expert because I usually back right the fuck away from anything with his name on it but the guy created Miles Morales and Miles Morales is about as big a Gary Stu as they come.

does bendis know that despite comprising only 13% of the population, black people make up 52% of the shitty mary sue characters in comic books?

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to be fair, they mostly kill other negroes

Miles became good only after bendis left . Even Riri Williams book is good now . She actually has some character.

As a minority, I too go around introducing myself with my name, my state and country of origin

>Miles
>Good
I don't believe you. The only time I have seen Miles not be terrible was the movie. Riri I can buy a little more since she wasn't really around long enough for Bendis to make her character irreparable before he went off to ruin DC.
That was awkward even for Bendis. It reminds me of that All Star Batman book where everyone kept referring to Dick as Dick Grayson (10 years old) for some reason.

I can Valeria to the stable of smug blonde Yea Forums girls I would have tried and failed to date in high school.

Underrated post right here.

She went from a girl who don know Thanos to the girl who is afraid of Thanos and can't get him out of her head .

>The only time I have seen Miles not be terrible was the movie
He was pretty alright in the video game too. Comic's version of Miles is absolutely the worst one.

Videogame miles is how they should have integrated him. Killing Peter to bring on new PC character is really mean. At-least make them interact before

What about people with actual larger brains and smart as a superpower like Leader or MODOK?

I don't think anyone even gave them the Bod-It test, so who knows. It's half the reason why her passing the test is a stupid way to determine that she's the smartest, we have no idea who else took it and failed.

It's not a retcon, Jong Li is the first human Green Lantern!

Dude, the only person that managed to hack a Lantern battery was Lex Luthor in Superman Red Son, but he juck hacked the battery and reverse engineered a ring out of the original, and he did that in 20 years.
This black Mary Sue is not Luthor, she didn't spend 2 decades, she could just with the power of bad writing and fanboying

It doesn't matter, Bendis does always the same character: black kid, genius, better than everyone else.
And Teen Lantern is both of these things, so see how sick he is

>really user? you pulling the Bendis doesn't really love his kids because I personally don't like the character card?
Honestly we don't know what his daughter think of Teen Lantern, but they aren't underepresented. He already made some genius mary sue black girl in the marvel universe. Should they like the same character in a different universe?

Didn't he introduced DC version of kitty pride?

This is not wokeness, black people wokeness > you
You're not black, so you don't get to say why black don't like Teen Lantern, because they dislike her

Just hug your ben10 blanket and go back to your corner.

Someone got a token mary sue Bingo tab? Because I fucing want it now!

Add this guy to the Outlaws to build out the outlaw JL

That the ones that try to wear a ring without earning it experience horrible pain and agony, the only change is permission given by a real lantern

>Didn't he introduced DC version of kitty pride?
What? Who? Is she jewish? Is she jewish Kitty Pride but DC?

We can make some casino themed injun villains for ya, how's that?

He accidentally damaged his shoe during the initial experiments and quickly shelved the research to protect his ego.

*am bolivian, can confirm

You can't curb autism. Where do you think you are? Just let the little faggots keep bumping the thread.

Guy mooned batman.

I'd just like a book with more of the weirdos like the bacteria, any of the plants, Rot Lop Fan.. We could throw some green tiddy in there for the normies.

Go to bed, Johns.

Someone has to wake up and play with those Bo Duke dolls because goddess knows no one else wants to.

well, its (((bendis))), what did you expect...

Someone knows who Bendis Dc Kitty Pride jewish is?

This makes me ill.
If I were to be generous and assume that the girl is just being a beat and only THINKS she's the smartest person that ever was...has any other characters in universe acknowledged her as smarter than Banner, Stark, Richards, Pym or Doom as just a handful of people that are super smart and have worked their whole lives to become super smart?

indeed, a (((white))) guy.

She looks like kitty pride to me. Even has a x in belt buckle

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Here

Listen, I know marvel and dc ripoff their heroes and villain every decade, but why is it every day now?

..............Somebody has to stop Bendis and his Matzo Fever.....

She is created because bendis can't let go of kitty. You know how bendis is obsessed with her. He even made Bobbbybgay just because he kissed her .
If it is any other writer creater her you can see it as normal. But it's Bendis.

I remember when he had a thing for Kitty paired with Peters.
Somehow she date Peter Quill/Star Lord.
Then by no build up if not the fact that Kitty had a Spider-Man poster in her room she suddently love Peter Parker

>Keli Quintela, alias Teen Lantern, is an eleven-year-old who hacked into the Green Lantern Power Battery from her mother's place in La Paz, Bolivia.

This is so banal that seems the wiki fanpage description of a character
...and because the character herself is looking straight at the camera/viewer.

It was actually what stopped my reading DC stories. I really like Sinestro Wars though.

Everything after Final Crisis is crap.
Dc comics should just be elsworlds or happening in alternate universes

Who will go digital first?

Well, Dc has in history in animation, so they will be the first.
Disney owns marvel, but marvel can't make disney uses cgi. They can't remake Big Hero 6 and expect another success

Actually, that's not true.

She never earned her badge either

In Green Lantern Rebirt Green Arrow used it by Hal's will. And it almost throw him apart

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So she is the great-great-granddaughter of Jonah Hex?
This is seems the parody of a parody of a Mary Sue great-great-granddaughter of a superhero

For what is worthy I love seeing Alan Scott, the original Green Lantern, roasting this little Mary Sue

Supposedly Reed has failed it which is why she got the first place spot i think?

You all, Alan Scott roasting teen Lantern!

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>so you have no authority over me
this is fucking dumb.If I dress up like a policeman and go out and start arresting people, that doesn't mean I can just keep doing it because "They can't tell me not to since I'm not a real policeman"

So, to be fair, you guys dont have a problem, when a 12 year old boy kicking grown ups ass, just because he's parents was circus acrobats and batman show him how to punch people like two time total?

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Why is Alan Scott apart of the Kingdom Come cast and not Hal Jordan?

Wow, Mihel Bebnis is bad writer, what a surprise!

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Okay, I know this is bait.
But first, Dick Grayson was trained to be Robin, just read All Star Batman and Robin, Dick known some gymnastic moves and was easy train him to be a fighter. And the first times he was still goofy.
Just read a damn comic or watch the animated series
Teen Lantern hacked the most complex and powerful thing in the universe, that neither Brianiac and Mr Terrific known how it works, in her mom's place in Bolivia. She rigged a fucking power battery that drow powers from a metaphysical energy spectrum in her mom's place. Guardians of the Universe have access to all the power battery, it's enought for them to feel that someone not worthy is using it. Guardians could kill her.
She just had plot armour powers, Dick Grayson was realistic

this is an issue from Young Justice 2019 where the team goes in a multiversal travel.
And somehow Alan Scott is the first person that realize she should be imprisoned for hacking a lantern ring.

>Dick Grayson was realistic
Okay, who's baiting now?

>this is fucking dumb.If I dress up like a policeman and go out and start arresting people, that doesn't mean I can just keep doing it because "They can't tell me not to since I'm not a real policeman"
EXACTLY!
Another reason of why Bendis doesn't think at the characters he create and at the things he imply

Dick is trained to be a fighter from day 2 with Batman, just read a damn comic or watch Batman tas.
But if you still don't believe it then realize that a fucking teen hacking the most complex thing in the universe that neither most of the gods and aliens can't understand is less believable than an acrobatic boy learning how to fight

Realistic for comics. Dick was an acrobat, therefore it was easier to train him in the style of fighting Bruce uses.
Pre-Teen Lantern? It ignores and breaks several established rules as said

But Alan Scott doesn't have any authority over her.

Imprisoned? What can of fuck up logic is that, she hasn't committed a crime.

Okay, guys, you catch me, i was only pretending to be stupid!
Sincerely, Brain Mihel BanThis

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Even if he was trained, a 12 year old boy fighting grown ass men multiple times a night is unrealistic.

>that neither Brianiac and Mr Terrific known how it works
Ok, that's not true at all.

No one was talking about Blackest Night until user showed up and told everyone they were wrong while ignoring everything that happened after that event.

Hacking a green lantern ring is a crime according to the guardians.
They almost killed Gardner because he wasn't really pure of heart but then they changed their mind

post proof

He has, in Kingdome Come he is the most powerful Green Lantern.
He has the authority to imprison a lantern that didn't earn their power ring

Guy > Teen Lantern
he has so much more personality than most capes

It retroactively HAS to be. If they know how the lanterns work, then they could have easily worked out how to hack into them like this literal child did.

The new truth has to be that nobody really knows how they work because otherwise you would have bootleg lantern ring wielders running around all over the place.

>Even if he was trained, a 12 year old boy fighting grown ass men multiple times a night is unrealistic.
Do....do you believe Dick was fighting multiple adults at 12? At 12 Bruce used him for being a spy and because he was short enought to pass where he couldn't.
Only Nightwing, grown Dick, can kill multiple men

That's not how that works, I can't prove a negative. It's up to you to post proof.

I'm asking for proof that Brainiac or Mister Terrific know how a Lantern Battery works. That's not a negative.

They know how it works in the sense that they know it use the force from the emotional spectrum, but they don't know how

Post proof that they don't.

that's a negative

So there isn't a panel or page that prove that neither Brianiac and Mr Terrific known how it(a green lantern ring) works.

There was a plot point in one of the games that Brainiac built a Power Battery able to steal power from the Central Battery.

So at least one version of Brainiac from the multiverse understands it.

you don't really get how this proving a negative thing works do you

>There was a plot point in one of the games that Brainiac built a Power Battery able to steal power from the Central Battery. So at least one version of Brainiac from the multiverse understands it.
>Games
>Being part of the dc multiverse
Okay, you don't know a shit about dc, you're like Bendis

This doesn't seem dc Kitty Pride, how is she dc Kitty Pride?

Shit those goalposts moved so fast it was barely noticable how much of a faggot you are.

No user, I don't think you understand that is right. There isn't any proof that neither of them know how a green lantern ring/battery works so saying that neither Brianiac and Mr Terrific known how it works is an untrue statement.

An user after my own heart right here.

It kinda vaguely looks like her but Bendis is the writer not the artist.

he was saying that they know how it works because there isn't any proof that they don't know how it works

That's exactly right.

Dude using a videogame slightly based on dc characters isn't enogought to prove anything.
It's like to say that in the anime Vegeta could have defeated Jiren because in DragonBallXenoverse you managed to defeat Jiren with Vegeta

Listen, they say Bendis created a dc ripoff to Kitty Pride, but this Jinny Hex doesn't seem Kitty Pride enought

So you think a written plot point is the same as a player controlled match in a fighting game? That's very interesting. Tell me more.

there are comics based on the game that were published by DC but ya not in the DC multiverse, sure

He's a green Lantern, basically space law enforcement
She broke space law
Yea he has authority over you

He's not that kind of green lantern though.

>goddess knows

did you say this ironically or do you think you're wonder woman?

It's completely believable because in DC Earth is bullshit.

Looks like Teen lantern has the radical attitude to put that pops in his place!

whats with sjw and their obsession with little girls putting old white people back in their place

I overhear kids talking about Fortnite CONSTANTLY. All the goddamn time. And they do that fucking dance way more than you would think.

The Injustice video game is not canon.
The Injustice comic is canon in his own, Injustice comic Brainiac didn't do shit with a lantern ring. So it's not an evidence

youtube.com/watch?v=K7Hn1rPQouU

This is the kind of show Bendis watches.

The Injustice video game is not canon.
The Injustice comic is canon in his own, Injustice comic Brainiac didn't do shit with a lantern ring. So it's not an evidence

In the kingdome come comic he is that kind of Lantern, he is the greater guardian of the sector.
So he knows what he is doing if he arrest Teen Lantern

Too bad no one is talking about Injustice

She looks just like her.he costmume is kinda similar . Even has X in her belt. Obviously bendis asked artist to create this character based on kitty pryde.

Time fer' Uncle Alan to take off his belt and teach that punk kid a lil' respect fer her elders.

But he doesn't because she comes from a different earth than his.

But she is in his earth now. If a criminal that is considered criminal in his country is considered a criminal even in the country they went then the authorities have all the rights to arrest them.

Doesn't the fact that the green lantern power core can be hacked compromise the entire green lantern corps?
Even if no one had done it before, it can be done. And since this little girl is so keen about telling everyone what's stopping a villain from kidnapping her family and forcing her to do it again, and shut down the whole thing?
The more I think about this character the more I hate it.

sssh.. Its all Bendis from now on to DC.

>Doesn't the fact that the green lantern power core can be hacked compromise the entire green lantern corps?
I fail to see how.

If this information gets leaked then everyone big villian will try to get hold of her or her closed ones to make her hack it.

That will actually be kind of interesting

And for what though? A weaker less reliable green lantern constructs?

The Green Lantern ring is lauded as the most powerful weapon in the universe. It can only be entrusted with exceptional people. Or, apparently, anyone on earth with a decent internet connection.
And if the power core can be "hacked" so that some bratty kid can use it, whose to say it cant be shut down? Or at least be used to impersonate a GL to get to Oa and fuck shit up from there.

>permanently-erect nipples.
Eh, that'd be fine I guess. Still prefer big knockers.

i am sure she wont be shown as weaker lantern though.

This is a Bendis character, she's going to be the greatest GL ever.

And the blackest and the feminist.

What's up with black characters made by Bendis being thieves?
>that's a cool secret identity, yoink
>that's some cool robot parts, yoink
>that's a cool battery, yoink