I'll be Mayor! Stick with me and you'll never be horny again!
I'll be Mayor! Stick with me and you'll never be horny again!
Gavin Ross
Elijah Nelson
>Stick with me and you'll never be horny again!
You're legalizing prostitution in Gotham? Finally.
Colton Jones
Long live the Mayor
Isaiah Wright
Long live the Mayor!
Nathan White
Nope, even better. All criminals in Gotham are now completely fair game to get raped by anyone, for free. The worst criminas of all, like say the Joker, will be chained up in public areas to be raped by anyone that wishes to do so 24/7. You just have to make sure you're wearing a Batman costume while you rape him, it's the best way of breaking the Joker's spirit so he'll never menace anyone ever again.
And for those of you who are so insecure in your masculinity that you think raping the Joker would make you gay, don't worry, female criminals like Poison Ivy, Catwoman, and that whore Harley Quinn will also be chained up for public use.
Remember vote Gordon in 2020! Rape the crime away!
Chase Cook
>don't worry, female criminals like Poison Ivy, Catwoman, and that whore Harley Quinn will also be chained up for public use.
Where can I sign up to be a part of your campaign staff?
Josiah Green
Gotham’s crime rate would drop to zero leading to other cities like Metropolis adopting the same method of punishment
Jeremiah Brooks
Not so fast, ex-comissioner Gordon! I, Bruce Wayne, am also running for the Mayor of Gotham City!
My proposal? While I certainly cannot allow you to have unlawful sexual intercoursw with STD-ridden criminals and sociopaths, I can instead grant you something better.
I, citizens of Gotham, can and will make anime real using advanced VR tech and a new android prototype we are building in colaboration with Japan.
A vote for Wayne is a vote for your waifu!
Cameron King
Hello, I'm Batman. I don't usually get involved with politics despite the fact that pretty much every mayor we've ever had has been corrupt, but I decided to make an exception now because Gordon's pro-rape platform is going too far. We can't just solve our problems by raping criminals, it'll make us no better than them. Bruce Wayne has the right idea, everyone can live whatever sexual fantasies they want in their own VR world using the same technology used at Sanctuary. I've tried it out myself, and it's good stuff, I've recently been going through some relationship problems, but thanks to VR, I can have realistic virtual sex with my ex-girlfriend whenever I want and there's nothing she can do about it.
I will now walk backstage and tell Bruce Wayne to come back out and say some more words about my-I mean his awesome technology and his awesome platform.
Vote Wayne 2020! A vote for Wayne is a vote for your waifu!
Jason Turner
You no good traitors! I always knew you were a hack, Wayne, but I'm disappointed in you, Batman. How could you betray me like this? You said nothing about all of the corrupt mayors we've had over the years, but the moment I run you cast me aside and support some trust-fund playboy? I thought we were friends! My plan will solve Gotham's crime problem, all Wayne's plan is gonna do is turn most of our citizens into useless NEETs too cowarldy to go out there and get some real sex!
Thomas Russell
But Gordon, thanks to the VR you can spend the rest of your life watching the joker being raped by anyone and everything you could imagine. And the best part? The VR joker can't die, no matter how brutal the rape is!
William Sanchez
Don't forget Keystone
Brayden Ward
This is going to be the pet primaries all over again...
Jose Kelly
Do you really think so little of me? You think I want to rape the Joker just because the thought of it turns me on? I mean, it does, but that's not the point. The point is that rape puts criminals in their place, it makes them feel powerless, feel the pain they inflict on their victims. It makes them afraid, too afraid to ever harm anyone ever again. And someone like the Joker, who has inflicted so much pain...well he needs a lot of rape to break him.
Joseph Cox
Long live the Mayor!
Hudson Jackson
As long as i can keep Ace, everything would be fine!
Jacob King
Long live the Mayor!
Juan Price
Woah woah, did I just got that right? Did you just promise to delay the efforts to perfect realistic and accurate waifu technology just so everyone can have sloppy seconds with some crazy town and his whore? I can't believe this, Jim. I can't believe your profound and irrational HATRED for anime and porn entertainment. I am at disbelief, utterly shocked and dissapointed.
You heard this righr folks, Jim Gordon wishes to prevent the common folk from achieving peak waifu era. Truly, the most despicable man and candidate since the Penguin.
Jack Hernandez
ERECTED, SALUTED AND SEEN FOR THE WONDER I AM
Samuel Johnson
I don't care much about the Joker, but Gordon promises that Harley Quinn will be chained up for public use too. The real thing is way better than some shitty VR that's really just glorified masturbation.
Kevin Ward
Long live the Mayor!
Hunter Torres
YOURE ALL GAY AND TRASH, I LOGAN WILL RUN FOR MAYOR OF GOTHAM AND I WILL LEGALIZE FOR MUTANTS TO COME TO THIS CITY AND ARREST ALL THESE DAMN CRIMINALS AND N*GGERS TOO
Kayden Jenkins
gordon for president
Thomas Jenkins
Fuck you mutie. We all know that you'll make that redheaded mutie of yours turn us all gay.
Kayden Ramirez
based mayor logan
Julian Rogers
PEOPLE OF GOTHAM
I HAVE COME BACK IN TIME TO WARN YOU THAT WHEN GORDON, BRUCE WAYNE, AND WOLVERINE RUN FOR GOTHAM MAYOR, IT SETS OFF A CHAIN OF EVENTS THAT LED TO GOD EMPEROR MARK MILLAR, WHO HAS ABSORBED THE POWERS OF GARTH ENNIS AND ALAN MOORE BUT USED IT WRONGLY AND ACCIDENTALLY TURNED GOTHAM INTO AN APOCALYPTIC NIGHTMARE LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF CROSSED, BUT WITH LESS GORE AND MORE RAPE! GOTHAM IS SEALED OFF FROM THE REST OF THE WORLD BECAUSE OF THIS!
Jeremiah Davis
but eh..joker gets raped right?
Jonathan Kelly
>TURNED GOTHAM INTO AN APOCALYPTIC NIGHTMARE LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF CROSSED, BUT WITH LESS GORE AND MORE RAPE!
Sounds good to me, mate
Hunter Myers
"Did somebody say Bueno?"