Mike Tyson Mysteries New Episode

ITS HERE!!!

>Wanting the show to end before the live-action movie adaptation

It's probably the stress

Is the "character moment" scene from the trailer between Marquess and Yung going to be "that", you think?

See, Mike has the right idea.

Just get a cake. Who cares why.

>The ratings this season have been shockingly low.
Probably because most people don't know there is a new season.

the "death every episode" thing is new

Is there any yung porn?

>The ratings this season have been shockingly low.
TV in general is dying.

They've been advertising it well enough, it was the first time I personally figured something was coming by a commercial in years.

fuck, yung hee is looking hotter than usual.
mike is making me laugh my ass off. he's right! you can buy a birthday cake anytime you want
but theyre expensive

shes on her period

>these fourth wall jokes

I love these.

i've been rewatching the series again, and holy shit mike was SO enthusiastic-sounding in the first season, before settling into a blasé sound, but this season he's demonstrably more tired.

so we know perry's a parrot or something right?

omg mike can't actually raise his voice as the script demands

>fuck, yung hee is looking hotter than usual.
It's the casual clothes

>The episode entitled Spring Break
>What about that religious boy

inb4 the season finale actually has Deezy replace Yung on the team.

>fuck, yung hee is looking hotter than usual.
She's showing more skin.

MT is probably one of the few celebrities I would legitimately want to spend a day with.

>Marcus reciting ep titles
kek

The show ever had "good" ratings?

called it

Whats good for As is just meh for major networks.

Yung for Deezy

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So Yung is a total femcel?

They dropped the thing where Marquess could be gay but you could come up with grasping at straw reasons why things were happening.

not nearly enough
someone's gonna commission some from me soon pretty sure.

why would yung need a job, doesnt she have access to tons of mike's money?

>They've been advertising it well enough
Not really. There's been general commercials on adult swim but its not advertised online or on any other networks. The show has been on for years and never got a social media page. Mike Tyson doesn't promote it on his Twitter either.

Her husband was the bird reborn wasn't he

GOD YUNG IS FINE

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I want Yung to shit on my chest

the real tragedy here is that marquess is the only person in her life she can talk to

>these dry tasteless eggs

wow, he's openly gay now

>Whoa! Impressive
Damn even pigeon is impressed

we know she's horny and susceptible to the sight and idea of big swingin' dyicks
everything else she's ever said about her sexuality could easily just be something she said to fluster Pigeon

>Oh damn, she died! Now we'll never get that check!

My sides.

> this was a silent renewal

they announced S4 during that [as] history block in 2017 iirc

Why are the women in this show so fucking hit

Tracy sounds like a bitch

jesus did Mike have a stroke? it hasnt been that long

Pigeon is gay

kinda saw that coming

Theres the dark twist.

Oh shit

Oh, hey, a murder pit. She's prepared.

havent they kinda batted back and forth whether they get paid a few times?
i love that the parrot's voice sounds like it's coming out of one of those electronic parrot toys

Really uplifting ending there

>yung has a murder boner
Uh uh

I think that was first time Yung didn't sound depressed as fuck.

LMAO THE HUSBAND WAS KILLED

Well, at least we know how Yung's doing now.

Cute

Guess all she needed was to kill someone

>Yung killed someone
Huh

I thought it had a disfunctioning recorder on it or something and someone was doing some stalking.

>Kill and old lady
>Gain +100 confidence

Nothing like a taste of murder to remind Yung where she really belongs.

>another dark secret revealed about the mystery-giver
do ONLY psychopaths bother to send messages via pigeon?

This season has had a dip in quality but that episode was hilarious. It's the hardest this season.

I think they just fell into a formula.

>Yung enjoys the mystery team now
aww good for her... kinda weird that she enjoys danger, but hey, when you're mike tyson's daughter and you've been dragged along on crazy shit and watched your dad pummel people to death over and over...

No, sometimes its the wife of an alien abductee.

Or a robot's girlfriend.

I missed the last 2, how were they? Any megas? Also has this series been being put out in 1080p web rips yet?

I mean she did date a werewolf and enjoy it.
She even would have gone on a second date

Did anyone ever do a body count for the Mystery Team? They seem to directly murder at least one person per episode.

I liked when she teased pigeon about having been skinny dipping. that was like top happy Yung moment.
now that's the kind of plot Mike would come up with.
>people will think it's the parrot tawkin, cuz they can do that shit, but it'll be this.. this thpeaker.

when did old spice get gayer than marcus

I feel like the series finale is going to be Yung raping Marquess and then killing the rest of the team.

>full intro

I want Yung to keep that outfit.

That adult swim bumper failed to take into account when you're watching an old show and they go from flip phones to smart phones over time.

god that episode got me fucking revved up and made me fall in love with her. because I am the motherfuckin' wolfman.
bizarrely this show gets the shaft for online uploads. most of the usual suspects (toonova, watchcartoononline, watchcartoonSonline, etc) wait a REALLY long time to actually get it uploaded, and they frequently fuck up the season listings.
that's why I'm making sure to watch a live stream. otherwise I could be SOL for like a month or more

So does MTM get another season or this it?

The new season just sorta happen

Wait awhile I guess and see what happens.

But Michael, electronic speakers still sound terrible! It's not much better than the old phonographs..
>Naw lithin, Ima cawl Deezy. Hey Deezy! Tawk here on the phone, an' Mawcus will tell me if .. if it sounds like you.
>Hang on, how do I make it thpeakerphone..
>Aw shit, I hung up. But that thounded like Deezy, right?

> it's a Food Network parody episode

Finally an episode I can feel comfortable showing my family.

This might only be the first half of a season. We have no idea.

>a chopped parody
I'm in.

Smoked kippers are a wild card desu

Interesting, no mystery?

Is anyone watching this on TV?

Rosalyn looks fucking scary
why would you give scholarships for people who want a career in sports? a career in sports GETS you a scholarship usually. it doesn't cost money to get... to get educated in sports.

Jesus Mike

Why do you need to show an episode to your family retard

I mean I am. Poor Mike being put on blast.

oh my god this is the worst array of ingredients in history
Mike still freezes when he has to improvise
I wouldnt mind the same thing in pink
or a baby blue tracksuit maybe

Me. Don't have a Nielsen box, though.

Oh shit it's this guy again

Pigeon is the only one paying attention to this guy. Or at least looking at him.

I've shown several episodes to my family.

Would you eat what Mike made?

hahahahahaha he wants to put it in the toaster. Fuck me that's funny.
I was expecting him to not stop when time was up.

mother fuck, he put a can in the middle

fuck stream cut out
what'd he say? the mike tyson foundation needed...?

holy shit it's that same chauffeur

A tv movie of this would be great.

Hell of a setup.

>FUCK YOU MONDAY MORNING QUARTERBACK

Okay that was good

>Title 5 minutes into the episode
Ha

>it looks easier on television
it's funny because mike's not even wrong but he fucked up so badly

watching [as] on tv is literally 100 times more fun than watching the stream archives where 9/10 ads are truth.

FUCK ANYONE WHO DOES NOT LIKE DEZZEE !

cant afford cable

Finally some CGI staff realized you can add painted background texture to the objects instead of making them solid color without the brushmarks of the surrounding and standard BGs.

>Was an actual exterminator

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BENEDETTO
aw man.. RIP Private Benedetto

looks like yung's back in her old tracksuit. I wonder why he never got marquess one.

They have an actual case.

>His favorite pizza is from Dominoes/Little Ceasers

only if I get to marry Yung and eating that is the dowry.

those chairs were super high a minute ago

>hey Jason

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Used to love LC but a few years ago it started destroying my fucking stomach and even their thin crust tastes worse. Such disappointment.

Then you’re an autist.

>Did you say Delievery or Digiorno

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> Pizza Hut Cheezy Bites...just-a like how they make in old country...

WHAT A COINCIDENCE!

NOT DEEZY

DEEZ oh nevermind

Was that Pigeon’s only line this episode?

Imagine if that's how it ends.

>Oh damn deezee is alive

Lmaooo

>Used to love LC but a few years ago it started destroying my fucking stomach
sounds like a you problem

Jesus that was abrupt

did he put a fucking manhole cover inside that box? a pizza box wouldnt be enough to knock a guy down

did the check go out the window?

I think it was and he may have had the last line of the series.

I think so, yeah.

Welp, hope this show comes back at some point. Its a gem.

It was a frozen digiorno in a box

He's Mike Tyson. He could throw a feather at you and you'd die.

You lads gonna watch gen Lock ?

What do you mean? This isin't the last episode is it?

what if the show just leaned full-tilt into lewd situations for yung, while preserving the fantastic sense of humor?

Like I said the taste changed. I don't know if something changed in general or if all 3 places I have gone to for it started making it worse or something. I just wish it didn't go to shit however it did because Dominoes ha always been kinda iffy. It's hard to find a really good fucking pizza anymore.

Last one for now. Whether we get a second half, a new season, anything...all a mystery.

oh so that wasnt the actual pizza delivery. they didnt... co-opt the delivery. they just did something funny for the theming of it, even though it meant making another stop and then running 6 red lights to get there before the real delivery guy
yeah but the feather would die more is my point. that box didnt even bend. I think user was right about the frozen pizza.

Oh damn, Deezy's alive!

>Watching a show that's getting forced on us
>Also Roosterteeth
Nope

Soo guys are we gonna watch the jellies?

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I think by Season 5 they'd avoid any fanservice related to her.

Everything about it is bad, including how the cast is "diverse to promote diversity and acceptance", what a braindead thing. Like watching a cartoon you think about the color of the actor and that makes you tolerant. It's harping anime too hard down to fucking with their CGI framerate just for that, and dont get me started on the gender fluidity garbage.

you are aware dominos changed their entire formula and recipe a few years back, right? went from shit to hit.
i assume LC did the same but in a downgrade capacity, to lower prices
i'm more of a papa john's man, though I don't wanna order there again until they reinstate papa john and apologize for wrongly firing him

actually i'm mostly a pizza hut man, but good luck finding one, especially a quality one. and the prices, christ..

>all a mystery.
As in, a MIKE TYSON mystery?

Yes, I watch everything on Toonami if I can. Though I missed the first couple shows last night cause I was at a barbecue.

>I just wish it didn't go to shit however it did because Dominoes ha always been kinda iffy.
You aren't going for their regular pizzas are you? The pan-cooked option is so much better.

Don’t worry guys, Mike Tyson has at least 10 more episodes left

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Yes. Yes it is.

nah i'm switching to MeTV for the second 80s twilight zone of the night, then watching the first one on youtube later
80s twilight zone is a fucking riot. like you know how the first season of star trek TNG is full of hilariously misguided preachy bullshit? crank that up to 11 AND a lot of the TNG cast shows up
this one episode ends with a guy finding out he's been tricked into preemptively murdering people because they own weapons, and it's meant to be a happy ending where he accepts they needed to die for their violent ways

Go be horny somewhere else.

Personally, I'd be okay if this was the final season. This season has been good, but it's definitely starting to decline. It's best to end it while it's still on a on a high note.

Oh, thank fuck.

ooh is it? i havent tried that yet but i've been meaning to
does it use the same new-sauce as the regular pizzas? with the red peppers in?
i love that sauce but i usually get bbq sauce because i love that shit

why not

I need to be like you, I usually pick and choose

Why the fuck do they do shit like this? [as] is so bad at scheduling. This is why they're gonna be fucking toast when they lose Family Guy and Bob.

> White Cornell is canon

Jellies still gets my jollies

it's always neat being reminded mike's only 5'10"

so who's this davidson fella
I genuinely think it would be funny. I get off on the shit she has to go through, and how she handles it. Like when they were just in there while she was peeing.

Mega when?
God I wish I was an american

No.
The mech look like shit and generic
the entire cast is just as said, to promote diversity and acceptance. The only thing it somehow has for it is the voice cast.

>gender fluidity

Wait they have that ?

The nearest Hut was removed for making McDonalds bigger. I haven't had some of their stuff in awhile or Papa John's (what was he fired for, some PC thing?) I've had Dominoes earlier this year, maybe I just need to figure out a way to request it that makes it taste better for me. Digiorno is alright, I remember when they stopped selling normal fucking pepperoni and I had to start eating Freschetta or whatever its called.

Good, good.

I think I tried their pan version once but I haven't had it in awhile, their deep dish version fucks me over even worse than their normal version though, that I do remember.

They have this really dumb reason to bring it up and explain it.

>jellies comes on
>turn it to west CN
>its the kids and linda shit of bobs burgers with the episode with the woman who hates men

will it be American Dad'd?

>does it use the same new-sauce as the regular pizzas?
It does, but I usually go light on that because it interferes with the dough, which is probably the best part of the pan-cook. The regular pizzas always taste like garlic bread by comparison.

Reminder that when Mike Tyson Mysteries finally dies it's like The Looney Tunes Show dying again.

>[as] is so bad at scheduling.
Every network at this point is terrible at scheduling.
Disney marathons entire season of a series then never reruns it.
CN airings whenever, in another country first then the US maybe a 5-6 months later
Nick just airs new episode when there done then you have to wait months

You mean like TBS gets it some other adult network?

Air the last half show after 6month

I don't want to, but I've watched every single night of Toonami from start to finish so far, so I might as well keep it up. Besides, at least it'll be fun shitposting about it on here.

Maybe I do need to try pan cooked again. Is there any specific way I should get it, or just ask for the average pepperoni pancooked? You can request light sauce too? I've just occasionally got their pizza with no sauce (I know, not much of a pizza) because I assumed it was their sauce fucking me up the worst.

>The Jellies and Lazor Wulf have to heavily rely on DUDE LOOK HOW BLACK WE ARE and 90s references
>MTM is just Mike being Mike

Why can't most black creators do it like Mike?

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what do you mean?

Glad a few /tg/ members have good enough taste to be in an MTM thread.

Wow, I never even noticed this, really glad MTM is doing it that well. I'm sure they've had a "black moment" once or twice but I'm glad it didn't encompass the series. If it's very minimal its not even an issue.

> Pizza Rat

Tyler has good taste

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Mysteries is pretty much exactly like The Looney Tunes Show in terms of writing and style. It has some of the same crew.

I honestly didn't like looney tunes show, it just felt off

>It has some of the same crew.
That explains so fucking much.

>Squidbillies back

I don't know how but the Squidbillies team has actually done a great job adapting the show to modern times but I feel they're losing steam with each new season and have to wrap it up eventually.

[AS] as a whole needs a new generation of shows that can last a few years/seasons because everything they've been putting out over the past year feels like nothing but a bunch of stop gaps for Rick and Morty.

>a new generation of shows that can last a few years
For me, it's Off the Air.

>scary stories to tell in the dark
Are they just trying to make as many bad horror movies as possible? Why does [as] run ads for every single fucking one.

It was kind of loose in Season 1 and hadn't figured out what it wanted to be yet. I think there were 2 episodes, or one was a musical segment, that was made before they retooled the series so the style and colors were different. Season 2 was pretty good. Died too young, I didn't like the Melodies but the episodes themselves were usually fine. It was around that kind of cozy transitional time for CN, with Robotomy, early AT and RS, and Mad (which was eh and I didn't care for it). Also back when gun use in the shows was entirely fine. Daffy shooting a machine gun or something and Cecil having Porky and Bugs at gunpoint was hilarious.

>Is there any specific way I should get it, or just ask for the average pepperoni pancooked?
I think you'll be good with the option alone, but in case you're worried just go light on everything except toppings and cheese. Sometimes I'll get provolone or parmesan asiago on top of whatever I've already added if I'm feeling confident about the order.
>You can request light sauce too?
Yes you can.

I wish Pigeon become more Bojack-ish

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>a new generation of shows that can last a few years
they have them but they're severely mismanaged and people aren't actually seeing them as a result. ballmasterz got renewed and your pretty face is still going strong, so we're in the right direction

Ballmasterz

I like his confident "shitposting outloud" characterization how it is. It'd be nice if he had another "character moment" like when he couldn't fly that time though.

what are some good D&Ds to play MTM in it's absurd sense?

The blackest thing I've noticed in MTM are the times when Mike will randomly start singing gospel songs. It really caught me off guard in that one episode when he was singing "rise and shine and give god your glory glory". I hadn't heard that shit since I was a little kid.

That was a black thing? Really went right by me and I thought it was funny. Now that it's been pointed out I'm proud of the crew for not being like the jellies or wulf.

Fuck I just lost my whole post.

I don't know if its a black thing specifically cause I don't know what songs they sing in white churches but I grew up going to an African-American Methodist school and that's where I know it from.

And The Jellies could be a lot more egregious with its tryhard blackness, I just think the execution is awkward because Tyler is just now starting to feel comfortable being black.

ah for christs sake the birds right here

Why didn't Mike win the cooking show?

He didn't cook any of the ingredients. He didn't open a can but stuffed it in there. Nothing transformed.

How the fuck did one of the most feared men on the planet become a comedian with a decent show?

I'm surprised this show exists at all, that it's good, and that it's got 4 seasons. I guess [as] must actually like it or they just want to keep their black shows on the air.

Actually it's a disservice and gets the wrong idea across to call it a black show, it'd be better if I just said a black lead.

Was there some sort of cream ingredient?

Nice.

Nobody acts black on the show though.

Anyone else think they're overusing the "yung looks like a boy" joke a little too much?

...

because pigeon is nervous at his secret gay crush

I thought the whole gay thing was him just bullshitting them