In the Eternals MCU movie, the Deviants will probably be revealed to be the good guys because diversity good...

>Mutant
>Inhuman
>Eternal
>All humanoid fag who got super fucking power from birth
>But nuh uh their tote unique and has their own pronoun and stuff

So mutants are blacks, inhuman are gay and eternal are tranny, right?

>HUR DUR SKRULLS WERE ALWAYS EVIL
Oh boy, here we go again...
The Kree/Skrull conflict is always a morally grey issue, with the the Kree being warmongering totalitarian dickheads, who actually STARTED the war with the Skrulls because they were sore losers. To the Skrulls, who'd probably have more support if they weren't always shifty shapeshifters.
The movie, while it doesn't do a very good job of showing the grey shades of the war, at least has Talos admit that he's done some pretty awful things. So it could go somewhere. We'll just have to wait and see what happens.

>Celestials being race and gender swapped
Given the Celestials are such an obscure property, you can get away with making changes. The same thing happened with GotG.
Anyone who complains about this is a fucking liar because the chances of them knowing who the Celestials are in the first place are next to none.

I'm mean they kinda do that in the comics. Kro was good for a good while but the Eternals had a shoot first and ask question never policy when it came to deviants. It's honestly kinda weird how strict they are deviants when Deviants are almost no threat to them. One Eternal could take out legions of deviants under normal circumstances.

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You mean the Eternals. Everyone fucking knew what the Celestials were if you had a passing knowledge of the comics because they appeared often. What the comic casuals (because that's what they are) didn't know was about the Eternals, who were created by the Celestials.
They're all pretty different, /pol/tard.

>Celestials
Eternals

What's that from?

Goddamit He-Man

Untold Tales of the Marvel Universe, from the What If #24 if I recall correctly.

Oh. Fuck.

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How is that a sign of peace, nigga looks like one of them 'look at my cock" pose

close it's 29, I think 24 might be the start of all the back Eternal themed back ups.

Right, yeah, it's the penultimate before Moving Day, I forgot.
It's called T-Posing.

Deviantarts.

A back-up story from What If? #29 called "The Search for the Great Refuge!"

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I can see Marvel making all the races deemed "evil" to be misunderstood. It's easier to root for the characters who don't have the military might.

But they certainly won't change the Deviants because they're literally monsters who live in Lemuria and are the base for all the abominations and mythical monsters in the early ages of Man, not to mention the Deviant syndrome is what made Thanos different from the other Eternals and drove him to pursue genocide.

In the MCU, Titan is some completely other planet, not a moon in the solar system.

>not to mention the Deviant syndrome is what made Thanos different from the other Eternals and drove him to pursue genocide.
Not in Earth-199999. Obviously it was implied that he might've faced some hardship because looked different than the rest of his people because they ignored his warnings, but it was never hinted at that his mutation is what fueled his goals. But I agree with your other point though.

And that's fine. More credible than having it in the Solar System, considering we have launched probes there that have circumvented the bigger Jupiter moons.
I can assure you that if we had accomplished that in the 70's, Thanos and the Titanian Eternals would come from elsewhere.
The backstory isn't clear, he implies he was shunned for his "ideas" but something clearly was afoot. A thriving civilization of quasi immortal beings doesn't just collapse out of nowhere.

Marvel is a propaganda machine. They dont tell stories, they tell leaftlets approved by a committee of executives that spend half of their time sucking Disney's massive testicles.

And just this year they got $4 billion over it. So bravo, Marvel!

Bravo indeed! You won Marvel! Kill the imaginarium and may your fans have feast of your semen for the rest of their lives!

When brother! Those RLM videos won't watch themselves, user.

Yea Forums baiting and outraging

>RLM
Whats an rlm, user kun?

Despite what rightwingers think, most people on the left don't just think a more varied or diverse array of things is inherently good in its own right. They want diversity of ethnicity, sex/gender, and sometimes religion. They want more actors from minorities and shit to get work and lots of PR. A racoon and a tree, or an assortment of space monsters, is not preferable to a team of multi-ethnic humans for this purpose.

Red Letter Media, user
Haven't seen the pornographic film Meme Lover 2, which was framed as an episode of Half in the Bag?
The first Meme Lover porno was alright, but there was just too many Bane references 4me.

What did he mean by this?

The name "Deviant" might be considered "problematic" in the current year too.

RACE WAR NOW

CIA dude was a hero though

and besides, Klaw wasn't even portrayed as that bad for a villain, he wasn't a racist or a slaver like in the comics, just a greedy thrill-seeker. he disliked Wakandans because they branded him, but he seemed totally fine with other Black people

No. The Deviants and Eternals are mortal enemies.
The Deviants enslaved humanity, 20,000 years ago, until they had their shit pushed in by the Celestials.

I doubt they will commit to that. It would be much too expensive.

They are very different, user.

The Eternals are the oldest. They were created from humanity's ancestors, but they are separate species from humanity. They are immortal and have god-like powers. They all look like beautiful humans.

The Inhumans are next: the Kree made them from humans through genetic engineering. I remember reading Eternal DNA was involved, but for my money there should be Deviant DNA too. They do not have super-powers from birth; although Inhumans are longer-lived than normal humans, they only get powers when exposed to Terrigen, which traditionally only a few of them are allowed to do because A) Terrigen is very rare and B) Even with genetic screening, the effects are unpredictable and sometimes gruesome. Many Inhumans do not look human at all.

Mutants are the empowered form of humans. Some versions of Marvel canon hold that ALL humans can develop mutant powers, rendering the term obsolete. Most mutants look completely human when they do not manifest their power.

also, even in the comics, the Skrulls were originally a peaceful race who were forced into war by the Kree, the movies didn't do anything different.

>b-but the comics have some Skrulls who are actual villains
yeah, and the movies will too. Feige even said that other Skrull sleeper cells are more militant and it's all but confirmed that we'll have a Kree-Skrull War or Secret Invasion story in the MCU.

If you asked any life form on Earth that was not a human, would even one of them not say that humans are a species of evil, destructive monsters?

Seriously, do you approve of what Disney is doing?

I don't even understand their motivations.

>Some versions of Marvel canon hold that ALL humans can develop mutant powers, rendering the term obsolete.
yeah, the whole idea of mutants being a separate species is canonically false, it's just what the characters think

all humans in the Marvel universe have the potential to become supers due to Celestial engineering. mutants and enhanced humans are really just low-tier reality warpers. Spider-Man's powers triggered when he got bitten by a spider, so naturally he got spider powers because that's what he subconsciously thought would happen. of course he didn't really get spider abilities, spider sense isn't a real thing that spiders have, he just got whatever abilities his mind associated with spiders. (also maybe because of a mystical spider totem? but I'm ignoring that for now, it's just an example.)

why can Magneto manipulate metals that aren't magnetic? why can Hulk do crazy shit that doesn't make any sense no matter how strong someone is? because their real power is 'warp reality around you,' but it's limited by the fact that their minds need to "justify" their abilities with adherence to a theme like magnetism or strength.

the X-Gene basically just causes the reality warping ability to trigger during fetal development, birth, or puberty, whereas for non-mutants it's triggered by some kind of major biological or psychological shock.

>the Skrulls were originally a peaceful race

It's more tragic than that: they were originally a war-like race who had grown into pacifists.

It's odd to me that nobody has as yet tried to spin the Kree incident as part of some cosmic conspiracy.

Hmmm, is that headcanon or an idea proposed by a Marvel source?

the specific bits about how Hulk and Magneto and Spider-Man's powers work is headcanon, it's a popular fan explanation for power inconsistencies.

but the broader point about every human having the potential for superpowers is 100% canonical. the Celestials tampered with primitive humans and gave them the potential to alter reality, which expresses itself through the various superpowers that mutants and metahumans have. "mutant" is just a term for people who are born with their powers or develop them in their childhood/adolesence for no apparent reason, whereas metahumans are the people who had the powers triggered by external factors like radiation, serums, etc. that's all in the lore.

ironically, in the comics, the shapeshifting Skrulls we see are Skrull Deviants. there were Eternal Skrulls and Baseline Skrulls too, but the Deviant Skrulls killed them all.

remember how Secret Invasion was originally supposed to be "Skrullocaust," retcon Civil War into being a Skrull plot, and have the heroes wipe out an entire species for vengenance?

>In January 2007, Joe Quesada outlined some details of the Marvel Universe's post-Civil War future in an interview with Newsarama.com:

>"JQ: The heroes will be dealing with Total Skrull Infiltration. For skrulls to assume the identities of Tony Stark, Reed Richards, for them to start this whole Civil War--well, it's a sneak attack. It's Pearl Harbor. It's 9/11. Needless to say, Cap and the gang are feeling pretty steamed--to say nothing of the real Tony and Reed!

>NRAMA: Steamed enough to wipe out an entire alien race?

>JQ: You'll see inklings in the first pages of Skrull Hunt #1 of just how far these guys will go to protect their freedoms! I can tell you there's at least one Secret Avenger already feeling full-on Dachau."

>Skrullocaust is a Marvel Comics summer 2007, winter 2008, summer 2008 crossover event based around a core limited series of the same name written by Mark Millar. It depicts the Marvel Universe in post-Civil War turmoil and deals mainly with solving the "Skrull Problem."

>but the broader point about every human having the potential for superpowers is 100% canonical. the Celestials tampered with primitive humans and gave them the potential to alter reality, which expresses itself through the various superpowers that mutants and metahumans have. "mutant" is just a term for people who are born with their powers or develop them in their childhood/adolesence for no apparent reason, whereas metahumans are the people who had the powers triggered by external factors like radiation, serums, etc. that's all in the lore.

source though.

Well, except for K'lybn and the Prime Skrull.

>I can tell you there's at least one Secret Avenger already feeling full-on Dachau."

Goddamn. Is that guy nuts??

Man, I'd love to read about the Final Solution for the Skrull Problem. Neither they nor the rest of the alien scum will ever cease invading Earth. Might as well embrace the inner Hitler, and invade and genocide all aliens.

You do realize this is a stealth FBI sting set up as a thread to flush out Nazis?